I LOVE MONKEYS!!

Had to get that off my chest...

--Hides behind an extremely small leaf-- I am a ninja, you can't see me!

I'm Looking For A Good Artist Who Can Draw Anime Of Any Kind.

Anyone Will Do As Long As They're Good And Don't Need A Sample Picture To Copy From.

Please IM Me If You Have Any Of These Attributes.

Thank You.

Name- Hmm...I wonder...Could it be, Ana, or Ted, maybe Bob, or Brittany...C'mon people!! It's so stinking obvious it hurts! Oh, the pain...Jay! Duh-Der. Full Name- Jay Scenic Blue (shut up, I'm not a bird).

Nicknames- Arashi (full name Arashi Akumu). It's my Japanese name which means Storm and Akumu means Nightmare. Stormy Nightmare. I go by no other nicknames. So if you talk to me, refer to me as Arashi or Jay.

Age - All I'm saying is that I'm a kid between the age of 1 and 100.

Random Note-I know three (almost) full languages! Spanish, Japanese, and English. Japanese because the kid at my school is teaching me it (he's not Japanese, but he knows almost all of it). Spanish because I'm forced to take a language class at school. English because, well, I shouldn't need an explanation for this, lol. Plus, one friend might be teaching me Chinese and the other might be teaching me...uh, frogot it's name...some language from a country near China and Vietnam?

Gender - Uh, I know my name is like a guy's somewhat but it can go both ways, geniuses! I'm a girl!!

Astrology Year/Month/Day/Element/Polarity/Year Sign- Wood Dog/Water Monkey/Water Horse/Wood/Yang/Metal.

Favorite Animal-Surprisingly not monkeys. Yeah, actually it's an Ookami (Japanese for wolf). Second favorite: Kitsune (Japanese for fox). And then third favorite: A Saru (Japanese for monkey)...

Favorite shows- Danny Phantom, and Avatar: The Last Airbender, and Get Ed, and Ben 10, and Alvin and the Chipmunks, and Pokemon, and...Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce (Otto : Go!), and Sonic X, and any old cartoon (ex: Animaniacs, Looney Tunes, Tiny Tunes, ect.), and most animes (ex: Ouran Highschool Host Club, Inuyahsa, Naruto) and South Park.

Favorite Characters- Danny, Tucker. Aang, Katara, Toph (she reminds me of...me?), Sokka. Ed, Fizz, Loogie. Ben. Alvin, Simon, Jeanette. Ash, Pikachu. Chiro, Otto, Gibson, Sprx, Antauri (in that order slow ones), Tails, Sonic, Espio, Knuckles. Wakko, Yakko. Kyle (we have too much in common Dx).

Favorite Pairings- Otto x Nova (love), Katara x Zuko (love), Chiro x Antauri (love--lol, jk...father/son), Chiro x Nova (mother/son)...You know what? I'll just save time. I like any and all pairings for SRMTHFG (besides yaoi or slash)! Ash x Misty (love), Simon x Jeanette (love), Simon x Alvin (brotherly), Tails x Cosmo (love), Tails x Cream (love), Charmy x Cream (love), Tails x Sonic (brotherly), Knuckles x Rouge (love), Naruto x Hinata (love), Kyle x Ike (brotherly), Kyle x Kenny (love ;D), Kyle x Cartman (love D: ;)), Kyle x Stan (love), Kyle x Craig (love), Craig x Tweek (spazzim love!)

Favorite Books- Demonata series (Darren Shan), Cirque Du Freak series (Darren Shan), Maximum Ride series (James Patterson), Nightwood (Patricia Windsor), The Silver Wolf (Alice Borchardt), Vampire Plagues trilogy (Sebastian Rook).

DRUMS FOREVER!!

LINKIN PARK ROX MY SOX!!

YOU SHALL SOON LEARN OF CHAPTER 13 (BAND)!!

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Type- Every author has a sort of type of writing. I mean like their type of writing, their main subject thing, or what they mainly write about. Well...I tend to focus on dreams and memories. Reason One: I've always believed that they were connected. Reason Two: Memories are the source of either all depression or all happiness or both. Reason Three: I've always thought that every dream had at least some truth in it. And meant something. And that it's just up to us to figure out what (destiny-type thing). Reason Four: I just do. Reason Five: I listen to a lotof Linkin Park and get alot of my ideas from them. Other things I've been tending to use are roses, sorta like a trade-mark thing, I love them. Beautiful red or black roses. Especially uniquely designed ones! (I've babbled too long about this flower, I shall stop, hehe).

I want to know your writing style. So I want you all to say your writing style in your profile.

Sayings-

Gotta follow your hunches: Otto (srmthfg)

Go with the flow: Sprx (srmthfg)

Embrace the power within: Antauri (srmthfg)

Not Normal? Why as I'm normal as the next guy: Yakko (Animaniacs)

Let's not and say we did: Yang (yin, yang, yo)

ANARCHY!!: Dervish (demonata2)

Who said that you could never do what you thought was right? Well, I'm saying you can and should: Jay (me)

When you truly believe in something, embrace it. Follow it: Jet (don't ask)

"I made a vow to a good friend of mine a short while ago. I promised to help out my friends no matter what the risk. He's never let me down so far, so I'm not backing out now.": Arashi (OC)

An open book is easier to read than one that refuses to open: Jay (me)

Thoughts- Why does Vault taste like those poisonous leaves in my back yard? OMG, I'm foaming!! Oh, wait, no...That's just the tooth paste...Back to business...Disney World the magic land! ~Shows a stick floating in mid-air over water, Patrick from Spongebob is punctured through it~, How do they do it?! ~Intercom~ Only Mickey Mouse knows! He's over there, behind that trash can...Not that one idiots! Over there!

~Channel Change~ ~sigh~ Carlos Mencia is dressed up as Criss Angels chasing the mob that's chasing Mickey Mouse again...Otto's on his head again as well...

~Channel Change~ Um...Why is the Pillsbury Dough Boy standing over Angelica-The-Prep with Bob: The Evil Carrot in his hand? It appears she's dead, too...~Dough Boy~ The deed is done. ~Runs away.~

~Channel Change~ There goes Homer Simpson streaking through the school naked again. Wait, there's something chasing him...Oh noes! Everybody run!! It's the army of the gingerbread men and the Pillsbury Dough Boy's leading them!! Wait... Criss Angels dressed as Carlos Mencia just came in. ~Criss Angels as Carlos Mencia~ What...The...Heck...?

~Channel Cha-~ ~Everybody~ STOP CHANGING THE STINKIN' CHANNEL!

OCs-

Gizamere-This is a girl. Her name means 'Mystery' in Turkish. She prefers to be called Gizma. She will first appear in Two Different Sides. She has electric induced sledge hammers for a weapon/fist. She's a robot monkey. Her moves include: Thunder Slam, Boom Quake, and Static Flow. Thunder Slam: squishes and electrocutes an enemy through contact. Boom Quake: slams her fists on the ground, creating an earthquake. Static Flow: slams hammers together creating an electromagnetic force field that shoots lightning bolts out, haywire, if an enemy touches it. She worked with Skeleton King. Gibson is in love with her. She has an attitude that impresses all of the Monkey Team members. She's a hot-shot and acts like one of the guys (Sprx), a show off and loves speed (Chiro), knows most mechanic skills (Otto), loves science and speaks with a big vocabulary most of the time (Gibson), beats the guys (Nova), curious, understanding, and kind (Antauri). Mandarin is normally the one that trains her and takes care of her (in the Citadel I mean). She's always after an answer and won't stop 'till she gets one. She has extremely dark blue fur, silver armor, silver (slightly yellow) weapons with dark blue slashes, and dark red eyes. She's only (though I have no idea how old they actually are) about a year or two younger than the other monkeys, but some still refer to her as a child. Will first appear in Two Different Sides. http://i425.photobucket.com/albums/pp331/YouveBeenJayed/Gizamere.jpg

~Stories~

Done

Elemental Legends- Chiro obtains Elemental Powers. But there's something wrong with him. Will the Hyperforce be able to save Chiro before he runs out of time? (Super Robot Monkey Team)

Forgotten Memories- This is a sequel to Elemental Legends. Chiro's past is unveiling itself, the monkeys are disappearing, and a new, more powerful entity is after the Element Master. Who is this new Entity? Where are the monkeys? Can Chiro make it through this alone? (Super Robot Monkey Team)

Two Different Sides- This is my first OC story. A robot monkey is in alliances with Skeleton King. Or is she actually with the Hyperforce? Gibson could care less for he is in l.o.v.e. (Super Robot Monkey Team)

Bloody Mary- The Chipmunks will soon learn their lessons in believing in ghosts. Especially that of the most deadly... (Alvin and the Chipmunks)

Confusion- Ed's gone missing. The Dojo are looking for him in a futile search. Meanwhile, a new courier is on the streets. Where's Ed? And just who the heck is this new kid? (Get Ed)

Fight! Fight! Fight!- Kyle is the best fighter in South Park High. He seems to be invincable, and that's just what Kenny likes about him. But, as they all find out, even Kyle has a weakness. (South Park)

In Progress

The Coldest Heart- It didn’t have to be this way. We could have changed everything; then he wouldn’t be this way. We spent our entire lives trying to change it all after it happened, and that got us killed. Now I realize it’s impossible to turn back time." In Antauri's POV. (Super Robot Monkey Team)

OneShots

I Was Always There- This was going to be an OC story, but not enough people reviewed, so it's just a oneshot. She/He never exsisted, but how can one that never existed have seen and been through all of that? Warning: VERY confusing. (Super Robot Monkey Team)

He wouldn't, Would he?- Done in the POV of Antauri. If even Antauri can have second thoughts about Chiro's trustworthiness, then would he do the one thing they would never think he'd do...? (Super Robot Monkey Team)

How Do I Know I Can Trust Them?- Chiro has had a horrible past. So many people have done horrible and betrayful things to him. Now that he has a new team, how does he know he can trust them? (Super Robot Monkey Team)

Good? Evil?- Good and Evil...Who chooses it for us? How do know which to pick? Done in the POV of a Hyperforce member. To answer your questions...You must read to learn. (Super Robot Monkey Team)

Till Death Do Us Part- Done in the POV of a monkey team member. Clues inside. This is a Spova. (Super Robot Monkey Team)

We were supposed to win- They were the good guys. They were supposed to win. Nothing bad was supposed to happen to them, it was supposed to happen to the bad guys...Right? Yet another mystery POV. (Super Robot Monkey Team)

Gift of the Heavenly Elements- Mushyish, but I actually think I did good on this one. Especially since stuff like this isn't my thing. No summary besides that. (Super Robot Monkey Team)

IceCream- It's hot outside so Patrick decides to have some ice cream he so conveniently found of Spongebob's doormat. But...where's Spongebob? It kind of sucks, sorry. (SpongeBob SquarePants)

One Good Thing- One good thing about Skeleton King...I was bored and this story sucks. Read at own will... (Super Robot Monkey Team)

With The Storm- Not much to say about this. Slight clue: Elements 3. I guess you'll just have to read to find out, huh? (Poke'mon)

Too Late- When you've been alone for so long, you change. When something happens and nobody believes you, that's when you find out who your real friends are. (Sonic the Hedgehog)

There's Always an Alternative- "You can't go back now, because you probably already have." (Sonic the Hedgehog)

My Greatest Wish- "I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish upon this star tonight..." Chiro's POV before he met the team. (Super Robot Monkey Team)

Please Sleep- He looks exactly like he's sleeping... Cartman/Kyle slashish; depends how you look at it. Kinda sad. (South Park)

Unexpected- Zim's greatest fear is shown along with his weakness. Dib is the cause of this. He's finally won, he should be happy, right? Then why does he feel so...bad? Maybe that's why it ended so unexpectantly for them both. A little ZADR (Invader Zim)

I Need- Why is Zim acting so weird? And what's up with that sparking backpack of his? Well, Dib is going to figure it out one way or another. (Invader Zim)

Denial- "What do you do when the one you said you would do anything for, asks you to kill them? Would you do it? Would you have a choice?" K2, Kyle's POV (South Park)

Up-coming Fanfictions

Complete Chaos- What happens when the staff and special friends create something so drastic that it could either change their lives for the better, or create even more chaos than the Warner three themselves? Well, let's see. (posted when I finish it) (Animaniacs)

If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want some milk.

If you give him milk, he'll want more milk.

If he wants more milk, you'll soon run out.

If you run out, he'll develop a taste for human blood.

If he developes a taste for human blood, he'll become a vampire.

If he becomes a vampire, he'll need need followers.

If he gets followers, they'll need to feed.

If they feed too much, then the National Guard will come in; and they'll become victims.

If they become victims, then the president will shoot missiles.

If he shoots missiles, other countries will shoot missiles and 1,000s will become victims.

Then, the world will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse.

So that's why I had to kill your father; because he tried to give a mouse a cookie.

~After a year in therapy, my therapist finally stood up and said:

"Well, maybe life isn't for everybody."

And walked out.~

Hello Operator,

does Heaven have a phone number?

Mommy went to Heaven,

but I need her here today,

My tummy hurts and I fell down,

I need her right away,

Operator can you tell me how to find her in this book.

Is heaven in the yellow part,

I don't know where to look.

I think my daddy needs her too,

at night I hear him cry.

I hear him call her name sometimes,

but I really don't know why.

Maybe if I call her,

she will hurry home to me.

Is Heaven very far away,

is it across the sea?

She's been gone a long, long time

she needs to come home now!

I really need to reach her,

but I simply don't know how.

Help me find the number please,

is it listed under "Heaven"?

I can't read these big big words,

I am only seven.

I'm sorry operator,

I didn't mean to make you cry,

Is your tummy hurting too,

or is there something in your eye?

If I call my church maybe they will know

Mommy said when we need help that's where we should go

I found the number to my church tacked up on the wall

Thank you operator, I'll give them a call.

Question of the day (9/9/09): What did our band get at MPA?

Answer: A superior!!

Quote/Saying of the Month (9/09): Always forgive your enemies, not annoys them so much. -- Oscar Wilde