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Wuddup, bitches!? Formerly known as "The Lex and Terry Listener"! You know the Queen couldnt stay away from ff.net. My writing skills have severely improved, people, at least according to my mother, aunt and some teacher lady... I'll be starting on a few stories soon. I've deleted all my stories because of the glaring awful that exuded from them. : / The Queen used to like to write OOC. She didnt know better. Look out. I'm paring up with the one and only macaroni inspired explosion to deliver you people some straight up Sakura/Akatsuki FUCKING LOOVE. Let the carnage begin. Ozz!e Osb0urne, you infamous anon reviewer, I hope you know I fcking love you. You're epic and I don't know a thing about you except you always right the story is "RAWKING". I want to meet you one day. ;D The day I deleted my fanfictions was the day I realized my profile was better written than the fics theirselves. : / I'm your average 12 year old loser. I love video games, manga, fan fiction and anime. I love to play outside and LARP. I have a breastplate of armor made out of soda cans by one of my best friends, Lucello, who goes by macaroni inspired explosion on here though he's yet to write anything. Too scared of gettin' flamed. I love flaming, whether I'm flaming someone myself or being flamed by someone else. I have a GAIA Online account and flame n00bs all the time, basically by leaving comments on thier profile that say "LOSER! Your avatar sux!" I'm a sucker for silver to white hair on cool people. Effing yeah I think Jiraiya's cool, bishies! I love Akatsuki and I'm currently obsessing over Deidara. I like to goof off behind my old elementary school (heh, I just graduated from that place and its already ancient history) with my pals Joshua and Lucello. We're geeks and proud. Basically we're running around in Naruto headbands or Akatsuki robes around the playground at 6 in the evening having ourselves a good time whenever we're messing around that place these days. I like to screw around with my new neighbors. I used to live in a pretty big neighborhood full of fags and a bunch of other rich kids, but my mom and step dad decided to move to a smaller neighborhood. For a while I was pretty obsessed with the Victorian era and amassed a few poofy gowns I don't plan on wearing unless I'm roleplaying yet another princess, queen or maiden for my friends. ----------------------------------------------------- Shit I hate... Shikaino Naruhina Sasusaku Getting yelled at for not getting home by 7:30 When the slush machine at the mini mart has nasty flavors out. They change what flavors are out everyday Eirseth/Setheir, whatever, those two arent meant for each other, dammit! How no one is allowed to loiter at the book store anymore. When that old lady at the mini mart thinks my friends and I are gonna rob the place. "T-t-those punks I old y-y-you about are here again!" Old coot said that to one of her old lady friends over the phone. Avril Lavigne and Katie Holmes just need to die. -------------------------------------------- Shit I like My perverted lil mind. I'Z BE TWISTED! My dirty mouth My friends Art Writing Screwing around with my neighbor's dogs. Cats Birds (HAWKS, FALCONS AND RAVENS) Jiraiya (I'm crazy for Jiraiya now, I just love him, I've gotten over my Kakashi phase -is a dork 8D-) Deidara Tobi (Something about Tobi is just very cute) Eirika x Innes/Innes x Eirika Shikatema Kibahina Deisaku Lime (Sometimes) Fluff Lemons (GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!!!??!!!) Romance Playing with left over sparklers from the 4th of July "Terrorizing" the 40 year old clerk at the mini mart Cussing in general (Awww yeah, clean my mouth out with soap) LEX AND TERRY, MY IDOLS!!! THE BEST COAST TO COAST RADIO SHOW EVER! Cosplaying LARP Doing stuff by myself in town with my friends. It makes me feel so special! XD Sai x Ino ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Proud flamer, copy and paste this into your bio. Cuss like a -censored- sailor? Copy and paste this into your profile then. If you party like a rockstar on a daily basis, copy and paste this into your profile! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- PROOF I'M A NARUTARD... 1. Have watched probably every episode 2. Am constantly correecting others on Naruto facts. 3. Cosplay, nuff said, bishies. 4. Wear my headband to school everyday. 5. Hate everyone who hates Naruto. 6. Had a party when with my friends when I found out Naruto's parents, you know when it was pretty much completely confirmed Minato was his father (Maury: You ARE the father!) and you find out his mom's name. 7. Are a fangirl of several characters and pairings and will protect them to the death. 8. Go through withdrawal when taken away from a still running episode of Naruto. Seriously, its happened to me when I had to got to a pizza place with my grandma and when I got back, SOMEONE HAD TURNED THE PUTER OFF, DAMMIT ALL TO HELL! FUCK! Do you know how long it takes for the Sannin battle to load, dammit?! 9. The above rampage. 10. Nuff said. I'm a Narutard through and through, biznotches. ----------------------------------------------------------------- In the interview with Shonen Jump, with an Interview with Masashi Kishimoto, he said that he is running out of big things to do with this Manga, meaning there is the finale coming up. He said that he was going to add more romance into the Manga. But if he is really basing it off of Dragon ball Z, this is what I think. Sai x Ino. The two unlikely. There is my reasoning on Sai x Ino. X3 ___________0__0_________ I'M A KONOHA NINJA AND I'M PROUD OF IT! () () ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Quotes I like "Its like going to the moon and not being able to get out..." -Taint from the Lex and Terry morning radio show when he took Super Dave to the moonlight bunny ranch. "I know I'm immature. Thats why I'm immature." -Me " OHMIGOD, YOU LOOK LIKE CLAUDIA FROM INTERVIEW!" -Lucello "She's a Claudia with dark brown hair." -Joshua "I hope I don't look like grown up Kirsten Dunst when I grow up..." -Me (if I look like her when she was little, what if I look like her when she's older when I'm older!? I think she's ugly now...) "SHE HAS VEINS OF FATE IN HER FOREHEAD!" -Lucello "So, you know that quiz that tells you which village you'd be from on quizilla?"-Me "I'm bringin' Sasuke back~" -Me, Joshua and Lucello singing the remix of Sexy Back we found on the internet at the bagel shop all the teachers go to. I love weird stares. "Oh my god, my soup isnt tasty enough, I'm going to kill myself." -Random Emo Sasuke picture I found on photobucket "So, in your twisted mind, a couple can survive after 7 years of seperation because the husband is out looking for magic balls!?" -Lucello to me when we were discussing some random shit and Goku and Chi Chi's relationship was (somehow) brought up. "...They were having sex in a motel room and I was taking out the garbage..." Something I overheard a distant family member say one time when they were visiting my grandma's house while I was there. "Grow! Grow! Fight the power!" A title. "...He said he's still going to get laid..." A little bit of something I heard the same distant family member say one time. "I've got to be there by 1:30 so they can turn the lights on..."-Same distant family member. ------------------------------------------------------- Stories I am working on/have ideas for... The Court Artist: (AU) Naruto fanfic. Deisaku. Sakura is the princess of the leaf (yeah, yeah, I know, the princess thing is soo cliched) and the royal family hires a court artist, blah blah blah. My summary writing skills are epic fail. ;;; Art Teacher: Yet another AU Naruto. Can you guess what couple is the main focus of this tale? Deisaku. I really dunno, this might be a cliched Deisaku idea... Oasis: Fire Emblem fic. Crack pairing, Joshua x Eirika. Oasis will PROBABLY be the title. Not sure. Nothing really planned out or anything now. Kiss Me: A Jiraiya/Tsunade fanfic, inspired by this awesome AMV. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x65paS_Vw8E So, Hows The... : Deidara walks up from behind the couch in the living room of the Akatsuki base and asks Hidan and Kakuzu how the sex is. Lots of stupid stuff will happen afterwards, very multichapter. Dramatic music will be inserted while Tobi spits soup all over Pein and Sasori takes up knitting classes, and eventually pauses in the middle of a battle to start knitting a scarf. OH YEAH. I cant wait to start writing this. Inspired by a fanart in which the Deidara asking Hidan and Kakuzu thing happens. Hearts of Poison: Good ol' Kabutops and Cheezune twoshot. I KNOW THATS NOT THIER NAMES. Also trying to write a Soul Calibur fic, but I can't think of anything now. It will be Cassendra/Siegfried. ------------------------------------------------------- Im bringin Sasuke back Dirty babe Come here boy (go head be gone wit it) Im bringin Sasuke back BELIEVE IT! ---------------------------------- My favorite bands are DragonForce, Hatebreed, Simple Plan, Zeppelin, AC/DC, Ozzy, Protomen, The Spoony Bards, Metallica, Drowning Pool, Dragons&Wizards, Linkin Park, GNR, Sex Pistols and much more. I love Zelda, Fire Emblem, Naruto, Bleach, Devil May Cry anime/manga/novels/video games (DMC fanatic right here), Final Fantasy and all sortsa crud. I'm also rather obsessed with Lord Larsa from FFXII. Its all right for me to be a fangirl of his because I'm his age! So take that you 20 year old fangirls! PROUD FANGIRL OF... Jiraiya (HE'S EFFING AWESOME!!! AND HE'S THE BEST LOOKING ONE, BIZNOTCHES) Kakashi, not that crazy for him anymore. Sasuke (Dunno how it happened, but it did. I just somehow joined the legions of so many Sasuke fangirls one day -sob-) Deidara! XD RIP... ;_; T_T Larsa Balthier -------------------------------- I cosplay. XD I love to cosplay and larp, but I miss my giant neighborhood. It was in the woods and it was real nice and quiet, not as modern as my new neighborhood, which I've lived in for a little bit now. My old one was a better fantasy setting. -------------------------------- Well, heres what I REALLY look like. I wish I had short, wavy hair. I've had blue hair though and it was awesome. Curly blue hair! Hair: Curly blonde (was dark brown, bleach for the win), a little past the shoulders, thick Eyes: Icy blue, but I still think thay have some steely gray in em. Complexion: Pale, some high school chics near my bus stop when I was in 5th grade called me "THE VAMPIRE" People say I look like: Kirsten Dunst, especially when she played Claudia, Drew Barrymore I dunno where they get D. Barrymore from though. People call me: Geek, loser, punk, goth, cool, silly, stupid, innocent, kind, weird, "YOU SCARE ME. O_O", Narutard, weirdo, nerd, Claudia, that kid, that girl, "IS YOUR HAIR NATURALLY CURLY!?" Fuck yeah it is. You know you wish you had my hair. Actually, I hate my hair. It sucks, I want some straight hair! the rich kid, preppy, bum, many more... ------------------------------ Words I like Concubine Corpse Chrysalis Crucky (Crucky...Is that a word?) Crunchy Cracky Crack Alot of cussing words -------------------------------- More favorite quotes "Run away Hidan, run away!" - When my friends and I copied a line from a video on youtube of some kids running around as Akatsuki and one of them was Iruka and one of them was Sakura and one of them was an OC, kind of. They called theirselves "RANDOM JOUNIN" not OC though. "I fap to this!"-Picture of L from Death Note that said I fap to this. I dunno what fap means, its supposed to be bad if I'm not mistaken, my brother won't tell me. "360 vision VS my OPJxOPJT!" -Joshua. I honestly have no idea what he meant by that, but it was damn funny. My friends send me the craziest emails, thats all this particular one said. It made my day. (August 29th 2007) "Jeanette for my Janette, oh yeah, she's sooo OPJxOPJT!"-Lucello making fun of some girl's name and Josh's catchphrase, OPJxOPJT. Just some random graduating high school chic in the newspaper. "Okay, jump to the bottom of that well!" -Lucello on a field trip to some colonial place (I'm not giving away where, etc. cause then you'll have an idea of where I live) when we were standing by a well talking about how awesome it was that someone uploaded Interview with the Vampire to youtube and then talking about the ending how it was in this giant well thing with sunlight pouring down on Claudia and Madeleine and how we should redo that scene with me as sigh yes, Claudia. We weren't serious, just joking around. Its our favorite movie! "On the count of three, you're gonna run over to those people and yell AC/DC rules!" -Me to DeVante on the same colonial field trip, which might I add, took most of the fifth grade out of state and kept us at some friggin boring places and on a fancy bus till one in the freaking morning. There were lots of other people there. "Whoo, look, Sakura's riding away on a Spiderman bike, aaawheee!" -Joshua when Lucello, him and I went to Wally World (Walmart) with his older sister. I was cosplaying for fun and they dared me to get on one of those little kid bikes in that giant bike section and ride around. Geez, we are some free kids! We can do whatever we want...You wish you were that lucky. XD "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!" -Me, Joshua and Lucello screaming outside the minimart we've adored for a year. We were 11 when we were finally allowed to run around our small, quiet little town and do crap. "And they called it puppy loooveee..." -Me after some forbidden caffeine. "Dude, you're plastered! Mountain Dew is like beer for kids!" -Joshua while I was singing that Osmonds song. I'm also a sucker for Mt. Dew, but Sierra Mist and Sprite will always be my true loves. "Are youuu havvvinnggg funnnn yeeetttt!!!???" -DeVante at that stupid freaking baseball game we had to go to for passing the fifth grade! I got sunburned and was bored the entire time! I hated it. "So, I was thinking about shaving my had and painting a red stripe down myself for next Halloween. You guys know why!" -Joshua. My friends and I ae obsessed with God of War. "Okay, Sakura makes a heavy action, totally awesome ninja dive towards the ground, take -censored- one!" -Joshua when we were at the park near our houses and I was getting ready to jump off a playground structure. Geez, I love cosplaying. "Where to? Are you just gonna stick it in there!?" -Lucello when he found out I was moving. Fortunately, not far! XD "Put that stick in your mouth!" -Me not realizing I'd said something really vulgar outside at recess while pointing a stick at Joshua. DeVante, Lucello and Joshua were cracking up! "Anti-Sasuke, we're supposed to be anti-Sasuke! And now you've become a fangirl!" -Angry DeVante... "Crack yaoi is the best yaoi." -A deviantart comment "Look at those fat fucking dykes playing DDR, what a bunch of fucking losers." -Me, Joshua and DeVante watching a video on youtube of some fat girls cosplaying in the mall. Seriously, they need to get a fucking life. 'Scuse my language. But I hate those fat asses. "Offwiddy." - Something I heard someone say. "Those moogle girls just try too hard, they are a perversion of one of the cutest fudging video game characters ever, and thats all I have to say." -DeVante (Whom Joshua and I call 'Vante) ---------------------------------- ..._..., ---------------------------------- To My Readers Who Don't Review Thank you for hitting the stories...you bastards... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Laters, suckers! | |||||||||
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