I make up many names for myself. I call myself The Great Mew, or sometimes just Mew, or more often than not Rycalla (after a character in my stories I have become incredibly attached to). I have been writing ever since I could, but this is my first attempt at getting my work out there. I have two brothers and two sisters. I admit I do have issues with obsession, and it makes me kind of irritating.

I try my best to be a kind person, and I hate flames to no end. I will never send a flame, although good-natured sarcasm is allowed. I consider light sarcasm an art form, so long as it isn't mean-spirited. I do have a temper though, and I'm trying to get it under control. If somebody flames me, I block them immediately, and I usually have Lisa block them too so she doesn't get the problems. I help her run her account and help her write her stories!! And now I report extreme flames too, so shut up and keep flames to yourselves, you know who you are. I LUV NICE REVIEWS! If you think you can do better, put your goddamn money where your mouth is, and write it. I won't even look at it so you don't have to read any stupid flames yourself, and that makes me a better person than you for that reason alone. Go back to hell if you think you're gonna hurt me, cause you're not. Deleting flames can be satisfying, but don't do it just for that purpose or you're a deleted jackass and maybe blocked.

I have a mental condition called Asperger's Syndrome. It's a form of autism, and it makes some things very difficult for me. I do have a high IQ, (120, above the average person's 100) and I am very intelligent, but I don't think the same way as most people. I get in trouble because of it all the time. I hate it when people get on my case about things I can't help. Due to my disorder I am: hypersensitive, obsessive, and unable to remember certain things any normal person would remember to do (such as brush my hair sometimes, but that's none of anyone else's business). I have also been known to have bouts of weird behavioiurs sometimes.

I write a series called CRISES AND CRISTONS, which is about big cat-things and is sort of like a soap opera. I am very fond of soap operas, especially Passions, because it is strange and I have strange tastes. I like supernatural and magical-type shows and stuff. I would like to find a place for Crises, but not on this site since it isn't exactly fanfiction (It does have some things that could qualify though) and it's in script format.

I am also very religious. I am a Roman Catholic, and proud of it. It helps me to pray when I'm upset. I'm never alone when I believe in God. I don't care what other people say, nobody is going to convince me otherwise. I have my own proof, and I don't care if someone believes me or not.

I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and that Jesus Christ is his Son, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't

I like writing Balthier/Fran stories, and Viera stories in general. I write very fast and sometimes have several stories updated in the same day. My favourite Viera is Mjrn. I love inventing new OCs though too, and I love romance. I don't think there are enough Balfran stories, so I have to fill that place. Balthier belongs with nobody else, and he's nothing without Da Fuzzy Bunny Lady! I like writing romantic stories, and would love to write more M-rated stories. I do kind of have a twisted mind. I read lemons quite often, but not slash. I like femmeslash and het, but I really can't stand slash. I know, kind of weird.

I know a lot about rabbits because my mother knows about rabbits and she tells me things. And my sister Aimee had a pet rabbit. Despite being an adult, I live at home still. Under 20? Not me. Respect your elders, cho.

My name is Michelle and my brother Wight Mamba is Stephen. My sister Lisa also has an account and she sends me reviews. Her penname is Lisaviera. We are 1/4 British, 1/4 Hungarian, 1/4 Slovak, and the rest is German and Dutch and other stuff I'm not sure of. That makes us 100 percent purebred Americans! Loudmouthed, hyperactive Americans to boot! We get along very well and will often use each other's characters in stories.

Favourites

Show: Passions (the most insane, twisted soap opera I've ever seen, and I've watched other soaps so I know!), although I also like Tenchi Muyo, Naruto, Bleach, and Inuyasha.

Game: Final Fantasy I, Final Fantasy XII, FFXII Revenant Wings, FFVII, FFVIII, FFX (and X-2), Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 1 & 2, Kingdom Hearts, Baldurs Gate 1 & 2, Planescape Torment, Runescape (I'm Rycalla1), Icewind Dale (practically anything Dungeons and Dragons, actually), Might and Magic 1 through 8, Heroes of Might and Magic 1 through 5, Resident Evil 4 (pretty much the only one of the series I can actually play well), Starcraft

Pairings:

FFXII: Fran/Balthier, Any Viera/Almost anybody. NO BALTHIER/ASHE. I HATE THAT PAIRING. WHERE WOULD THAT LEAVE OUR FAVOURITE RABBIT?

FFTA: Shara/Marche, Shara/Ritz (I like femmeslash)

FFTA 2: Luso/Adelle (Is it just me or does Addy look a bit like a Viera?)

FFVII: Tifa/Cloud

FFX: Yuna/Tidus, Rikku/Tidus

FFX-2: Yuna/Tidus, Paine/Rikku, Yuna/Rikku (Yes, I realize they're cousins)

Passions: Theresa/Ethan, Fancy/Luis

Tenchi Muyo: Tenchi/Ryoko

Bleach: Ichigo/Rukia

Resident Evil: Ada/Leon, Ada/Wesker, Alexia/Wesker, Alexia/Alfred (please don't give me issues about this. I know it's twincest.)

Kingdom Hearts: Larxene/Marluxia, Roxas/Xion, Roxas/Namine, Marluxia/Namine

Starcraft: Sarah/Jim

FFVIII: Fujin/Seifer, Squall/Rinoa

Please, for the love of God or science or whatever you believe in, anybody who reads this, Block the following pennames: Flame Rising, Flame Rising Beyond. Flame Rising Says No More JD. The list will probably be updated as this person makes more idiotic profiles. Bite me, Flame Rising. I don't even read your reviews, just report them. And they get removed. Oh my yes. Make all the pennames you can come up with, I have all the time in the world to block every last one and report all the reviews. You're a heartless bastard, know that? I hope answer A to your little game has to be removed. Haha! Vieraheart out.

Favourite Characters (Not in any particular order):

1. Fran (FFXII)

2. Shara (FFTA)

3. All Viera (FFTA, FFTA-2, FFXII, and FFXII RW)

4. Tifa Lockhart (FFVII)

5. Tabitha (Passions)

6. Fall-From-Grace, the virgin succubus from the game Planescape Torment

7. Ryoko (Tenchi Muyo)

8. Inuyasha (Inuyasha)

9. Balthier (FFXII)

10. Ryo-Ohki (Tenchi Muyo)

11. Paine (FFX-2)

12. Naruto (Kind of obvious)

13. Mjrn (FFXII)

14. Sheridan Crane (Passions)

15. Lulu (FFX)

16. Rukia (Bleach)

17. Chizuru (Bleach)

18. Ada Wong (Resident Evil)

19. Alexia Ashford (Resident Evil)

20: Marluxia (Kingdom Hearts)

21. Morrigan (Dragon Age Origins)

22. Sarah Kerrigan, both human and infested (Starcraft)

23. Fujin Kazeno (FFVIII)

BIG NEWS!! WIGHT MAMBA AND I HAVE A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT AND VIDEOS UP NOW! THE ACCOUNT IS RYCALLA15, , AND WE HAVE MORE IN THE WORKS AS WE SPEAK!!

Videos:

Introduction Fanflash

Tribute to the Women of RE

RE Mishaps

Fanflash 4

Fanflash 5

RP Caramelldansen

Wight Mamba Kind o' Christmas

Who Stole Wesker's Glasses?

A Day in the Life of Wight Mamba

Fanflash 6

Organization XIII Fanflash by Wight Mamba

Organization Stupid Episodes 1-5

Wesker Demands Satisfaction

Resident Evil Murders

Organization Hour Episodes 1-8

Resident Evil: STARS sucks!!

And More on the way!!!