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PROFOUND QUOTES AND SONG EXCERPTS:
"Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it." -George Santayan
"The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." -John A. Simone, Sr.
"I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all." -Alfred Lord Tennyson
"A dry tongue screams at the sky; but the wind only breathes words in as a strange bird tries to fly." -Jewel (excerpt from "Amen")
"Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage." -Ambrose Bierce
"We could never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world." -Helen Keller
"An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind." -Mahatma Ghandi
"Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction." -Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"So we pray to as many different gods as there are flowers, but we call religion our friend." -Jewel (excerpt from "Who Will Save Your Soul")
"I have confidence in fools... self-confidence is what my friends call it." -Edgar Allen Poe
"Apres moi, le Deluge!" -Louis IV (translation: After me, the flood!)
"If somebody told me I only had an hour to live, I'd spend it choking a white man. I'd do it nice and slow." -Miles Davis
"One who has health has hope, and one who has hope has everything." -Arabic Proverb
"My candle burns at both ends; it will not last the night; but ah, my foes, and oh, my friends, it gives a lovely light." -Edna St. Vincent Millay
"Take these stars from my crown, let the years fall down." -Jewel (excerpt from "Jupiter")
"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." -Robert Frost
"Racism is like a vacuum... it sucks and I can never spell it right." -i'm an exister 8P
"Children are like farts; to most people they're disgusting, but you don't mind them if they're your own." -anonymus
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TV AND MOVIE QUOTES (YAY!):
"You know when you see a cute baby, and you just want to eat it?" -Peggy Hill (King of the Hill)
EDD: "Don't worry, Ed. We'll see it on TV in a year." ED: "Yeah, with all the good stuff cut out." -Ed, Edd n Eddy
(Moe head comes out of cuckoo clock) "Cuckold, cuckold!" HOMER: "What's a cuckold?" (The Simpsons)
JIMMY: "What is that?" ROLF: "Stuffed pig's head. It's a favorite in my country." JIMMY: "Well, I brought a quiche! (shows it to Rolf closer) Mmmmmmm, yummy!" ROLF: "It's the food of the... (babbles in his mouth using his finger) THE PARTY IS CURSED!" -Ed, Edd n Eddy
(dressed as a ghost) "Dang ol', BOO!, man." -Boomhauer (King of the Hill)
"I'm so sick of women talking about 'lezzing out' all the time, like 'ohhh, I made out with my roommate last night, it was so hot.' Did you know that Angelina Jolie was voted the woman that most women want to lez out with? It's like, 'Oh yeah, I would so make out with Angelina Jolie. She's so fricking hot.' And I'm like, 'Can we talk about something else, Mom?'" -David Spade, stand up comedy
"I walked in on Mom and Gary in the throes of... uh... activity." - Hank Hill (King of the Hill)
EDDY: "Know where we can find more wood, Johnny boy?" JOHNNY: "Plank knows! He sees things." -Ed, Edd n Eddy
"I just felt my chakra open, honey." -Joe Jack (King of the Hill)
(doing an impression of Hank) "Man, dang ol'... Propane!" -Boomhauer (King of the Hill)
BRIAN: "Whoa, ass ahoy! Hey, Peter, it's 7:00 and you've still got your pants on. What's the occassion?" LOIS: "He's going to a stag party." PETER: "Now Lois, I work hard all week to provide for this family. I am the man of the house, and as the man, I order you to give me permission to go to this party." (Family Guy)
"Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: "Remove from box, place directly in toilet."" -Jim Gaffigan, stand up comedy
"Just look at this Bible I bought, fifteen bucks! Talk about a preachy book, everyone's a sinner. (points to a word on a page) Except this guy." -Homer (The Simpsons)
(trying to say the names of sexual organs for a sex ed class) "Happiness. Happ-i-ness. Ha-penis. Penis. I did it! Ovaries. Uvula. Uteras. VAGINA!!" -Peggy Hill (King of the Hill)
"Dad, do you ever have sex anymore?" -Bobby Hill (King of the Hill)
"Well, sometimes when something is funny to everybody, it's really not funny at all." -Peggy Hill (King of the Hill)
"My gosh, Buddy, with a car like this, you must be knee deep in whores." -Fez (That '70s Show)
DALE: "Okay, okay... but what happens if my tee shot lands on a bird's back and he carries it out of bounds but then is attacked by a larger bird who grabs the ball and drops it in the hole? Is that a hole-in-one? Because that's how I'm going to play it." HANK: "Dang it, Dale. That already happened once, what are the odds of it happening again?" -King of the Hill
"I'm a little acorn, and when I grow up, I want to be... A TREE!" -Double D (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
(upon finding Bobby holding a cheerleader's uniform) "There'd better be a naked cheerleader under your bed!" -Hank Hill (King of the Hill)
FRY: "I used to dream about being an astronaut. I just never had the grades. Or the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me." LEELA: "A week would be a bit much." -Futurama
HYDE: "Forman, let's get wasted." ERIC: "See? Hyde's a real friend. He's going to help me get through my grandma's death." HYDE: "You're grandma's dead? Oh. Well. Let's go get wasted." -That '70s Show
DOUBLE D: (lugging a cake out of the closet) "It's the ancestral fruitcake." EDDY: "Looks like you've got competition, Ed." -Ed, Edd n Eddy
"I'm a little worried about being a slut." -Bobby Hill (King of the Hill)
ED: "Ooooh! I have a question, Double D!" EDD: "Yes, Ed?" ED: "Is it nap time?" EDD: "I'm afraid we have much to discuss. You'll have to wait until after class." ED: "Um... for what?" -Ed, Edd n Eddy
"I sell propane and propane acceccories, I tell you what." -pretty much Hank Hill's catch phrase
"A haiku is just like a regular poem, except it's Japanese and totally stupid." -Mr. Garrison (South Park)
GOVERNER: "While gays can still live together as "butt buddies" and straights can keep the title of marriage." LESBIAN IN THE CROWD: "What about lesbians?" GOVERNER: (scoffs) "Like anyone gives a shit about fucking dykes." -South Park
ED: "Carrots are good for your eyes, but can they dial a phone?" EDDY: "Look, if you're gonna straing your peanut brain, think of something useful like how to get your face on a dollar bill." ED: "Eddy, why is someone in the kitchen with Dinah?" EDDY: "Uh... Double D up yet?" -Ed, Edd n Eddy
"Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug you." -Hank Hill (King of the Hill)
HANK: "I love you, Bobby." BOBBY: "Wut!!" HANK: "Uh... eh... um... uh, hey! Look at that bird!" -King of the Hill
AL GORE: "Why does nobody believe that I'm cereal?" (later on in the episode, on the phone w/ Stan) AL GORE: "Are you cereal?" STAN: "Yes. I am cereal." -South Park
JD: "So he has a cute butt. Everyone has a cute butt. I have a cute butt." CARLA: "You should bring it in sometime." -Scrubs
EDDY: "Our old clothes are way better." DOUBLE D: "Um, actually Eddy, our old clothes are much better." EDDY: "Doth my English bug you, bumpkin?" -Ed, Edd n Eddy
FOXXY: (giving Xandir "the gay test") "Question one... you gay?" XANDIR: "No!" FOXXY: "Question two... homo say what?" XANDIR: "First of all, Foxxy, I'm not an idiot. I've heard that one like, a million times! And second of all... wait, what?" -Drawn Together
"Hank, it's 3am and someone invades your home. You don't have a gun. How are you gonna shoot him?" -Dale Gribble (King of the Hill)
ED: "I want a zit, Double D!" DOUBLE D: "Ed, you have a boat on your back." (referring to the boat he has drawn via connect-the-zits) -Ed, Edd n Eddy
"I don't need no anesthetic!! Do you think Abe Lincoln asked for girly gas when they blowed his head off?" -Cotton Hill (King of the Hill)
EDD: "Eddy, you do realize that if your magazines are in the sewar, the text will be smudged and smeared." EDDY: "It's the pictures I'm worried about!" ... EDD: "Just read a magazine or something." EDDY: "I would if Ed knew where he hid them!" EDD: "Oh... you read those?" -various porn references from Ed, Edd, n Eddy (there are a lot if you just pay attention! for example: there is a sticky not in 2d's bathroom that says "don't touch yourself... love mom" LO-friggin-L!)
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IMPORTANT:
please visit my deviantart page (i am robot-factory) in order to see some fan art for some of my fics or other people's fics or just eene fan art or just my yuri comic. phew anyway, i will post the link in some of my fics that have art for them. i am desparate for comments! SUE ME!
favorite tv shows (not limited to) (dude i watch a lot of tv): ed, edd n eddy, seinfeld, the simpsons, that 70s show, family guy, futurama, house, ressurection boulevard, madtv, mind of mencia, the showbiz show, king of the hill, any standup comedy, south park, freakshow, aqua teen hungerforce, robot chicken, beavis and butthead, rad girls, i love lucy, vh1 all access, hogan knows best, loaded, f-list, dedicate live, punk'd, fear factor, scare tactics, fruits basket, bleach, true life
favorite manga: bleach, ouran high school host club, girl friends, red string, alive: the final evolution, million tears, mellenium snow, zombie powder, xxxholic, legal drug, until the next full moon, fruits basket, fullmetal alchemist
ABOUT ME
I love the Lord Jesus Christ with all my heart. No matter what anyone says, He is the one and only true God and He saves us all... even gay people like yours truly... from our sins. He paid the ultimate price for us by dying on the cross. I believe in His love and miracles, because one can find comfort in the Lord always.
On a completely different subject, I love yuri. I like yaoi. I'm open-minded, in a literature and art sense. In life, not so much. What I mean is... no threesomes with chipmunks, unless it's in a story. HAHAHAHAHAHA okay I'll stop now. I love zombie movies and gore. Ed is my second hero. I not have a Myspace. I am a hypocrite in that sense. (http://www.myspace.com/waster_of_your_time) check it out for the best videos you've never seen and some you have. LOVE, i'm an exister.
YEAH! ANIMALS RULE! lol watch Grizzly Man. It's h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s.
Whoa, I just have dejavu. Twinkle word!
Anyway, I'm a chess-playing, video-game-loving, book-reading nerd who loves her life and EEnE is one of my many anti-drugs. PM me whenever you want! PEACE!
Profile add ons for you and for me, they make me happy, tee hee hee
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my (smiley08's) symbol for equality to your profile. ( o o ) = ( o o ) (Please copy and paste this, we may not be able to stop racism fully, but we can spread the word of how bad it is, so go on, copy and paste, what is there to lose, hmmm??
You know when you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
I got all of that above from anixkagome's profile. thank you, grrl!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
If you have ever burst into a fit of laughter for no apparent reason (other than some inside joke that no one else in the universe would find funny) copy this onto your profile.
If you honestly don't give a flying flip what anyone in any clique thinks about you, copy this onto your profile.
If you are SO INCREDIBLY SICK of people blaming society for their own stupid decisions, copy this onto your profile.
If you are not going to getting pregant before you graduate high school (high school graduates ignore this question) copy this onto your profile.
If you don't like what rap stands for (drugs, murder, premarital sex, etc.) copy this onto your profile without the fear of sounding racist. Um, white people rap too, okay?
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, like Ed, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. Holy SHIT! Wow, that's a lot! Muta fucka! If you're part of the 8 that stuck with the real stuff, copy and paste this biyatch.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't (but probably will someday no matter what you say... I mean, come on.) copy and paste this into your profile.
95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow 929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laphante, Gamergirlv,Kim And Ron 43v3r, Andre.ar, i'm an exister
If you think that those stupid kids should just give God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think that idiot girl in the Eggo waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into you're profile. (Ha ha... jokey)
If you think that the government should keep"One nation under God..."in the pledge of allegiance,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile. VOTE FOR OBAMA! Wish you could still vote for Hilary? Well, me too... but Obama's good too.
If you copy and paste stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
.eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,tihs siht daer nac uoy fI
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. VIVA YURI!
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