To the person who asked me if you could join the Union:

I can't contact you if you have your PM option turned off, haha. Turn it on so we can chat, dear, or you're welcome to drop by the forum. I think we have some questions to ask you...

My fanfiction account is mostly for reading. I'm a concritter/flamer, and if you want a review, just ask. I'm going to be honest when I review, but it's only because I want to help you with your story. If you just want to chat, that's fine, too, but I can only do it through PMs.

As for my stories, Like Oil and Water is the only one I'm currently working on. I was a bit finicky about putting it up, because I'm working on an original story right now, and it takes higher priority than anything I might have on fanfiction. If someone does read this story, however, then I will still update, just a bit less frequently than I usually would. With that said, I hope you enjoy my work. Keep in mind that if you troll my story, you will be laughed at, and then blocked. However, I invite you to come to our forum to express your deep disgust further.

I am part of the Flamer's Union--also known as F.U., for short. If you are not happy about a review I left you, feel free to go here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/55500/11661241/1/

Chances are, if you received a less-than-flattering review from me, you made at least one of the following errors:

a.) Your spelling is not correct.

b.) You lacked either the motivation, or wits, to insert correct punctuation, indent paragraphs, capitalize proper nouns and/or the beginning word of each sentence, etc. Basically, my chickadee, you broke the laws of grammar.

c.) You bold, underline, or italicize everything, or use a combination of all three.

d.) You created a chatfic, songfic, etc.

e.) You used an author's note to take up an entire chapter.

f.) You blatantly beg or blackmail to get reviews.

g.) Your story is a plagiarized work.

h.) You wrote a canon character completely wrong. This is sometimes conditional to the plot of the story, however, and I understand that.

...I really could go on, but I think you get the idea. ;)

So, if you do feel the need to complain, as I've said, please, stop by our thread. It would give us something to point and laugh at.

And if I find you plagiarizing any of my work, I guaranty that I will strangle you with your own heartstrings. :D

My Regards,

,';~:~Ramen~:~;',