Age: 19

Name: Jamie

Sex: Female

Live: Florida and thats all you need to know

Sexuality: Im very much straight, but then again so's spaghetti until you heat it up...

Interests: Well lets see, I love Writing, and Anime, Video-games, Music, And a shit-ton of other things that i dont have time to name. xD

Random Fact's About Me:
-One of my guy friend's came over one time and i made him look at Yaoi...He's now addicted. Oh he's also straight
-I jumped off the roof of some old guy's house for 30..i broke my leg in the process.
-I rang some dude's door bell topless, and asked for a cup of sugar.
-I dont like my Best friend's friends. They annoy the hell out of me.
-In the middle of class i sometimes randomly start singing Taylor Swift's Song 'Tim Mcgraw'
-Sometimes the teacher sings along...
-one time i walked in on two guy's in the locker room. And they were haveing a pretty 'Fun' time. -Cough-ifyouknowwhatimean-Cough- Damnd my timeing i had no Camera
-I have 3 gay friends Justin,Kevin,Jamie. Jamie and Kevin are 'inlove' with Justin.
-'if your going through hell, keep on going dont slow down. You might get out before the devil even know's your there' ( By:Rodney Atkins)It was just Playing..felt it was needed.
-I watch Alot of show's from The N. You know 'Degrassi, South Of Nowhere,Instant Star' Such as that.
-During horror movies i yell at the T.V when the people do something stupid like runing in high heels. Were's that gonna get them? Dead that's were. Yeah..i get that feom Olivian
-I have an addiction to Coffee & Yaoi... The Coffee thing i get From Olivian...The Yaoi thing..i get from me
-I sometimes mute the TV and make up what i think the characters should say
-I like dancing in the Rain..
-One time at 2 in the morning i woke up because it was raining and can you guess what i did? I ate a bagel -.- jk i went out side of Course!
-I rate my self. You know like 'This show its rated Pg 13' well on most day's im Rated M :for mature:
-One time i said Pudding, and my Friend laughed so hard milk came out her nose. I don't know why it wasn't funny..i just Said pudding.
-My first boyfriend told me He loved me the first day. We broke up about a minute later. Which brings me to...
-I don't believe Love happens in a day, & i dont believe in love at first sight.
-I do believe that with out Yaoi...life would be pointless XD
-Walked into a boy's bathroom one time..and the dude that was in there asked me if i wanted to make out with him O.O
-I tend to fall for the wrong type of guy's
-Olivian hit me in the head with a golf ball because i didn't want to play mini Golf with her. in my defense there was a really hot guy sitting on a bench out side...to bad he was gay. Oh but it wasn't so bad..he was Looking at Yaoi :)
-Me and Justin the guy i just told you about were really close friends now.
-I Wrote a very graphic Gaara/Lee fic and my teacher took it and read it..The next day she asked me if i wrote any more and if yes could she read them XD
-Olivian has some weird obsession with CupCakes.
-And...i miss her =(

Description: Hmm..I have Green eye's . I have Long blonde hair with neon pink highlights. I'm pretty tiny for my age i get that from my mom. I'm 5'3 and I stay pretty Tan. I'm Really loud and obnoxious. I have a 'dirty' mouth as I've been told but hey...i get it from oh right i get it from me. I am ADDICTED to yaoi i guess you would call me a Fangirl. Don't know what Yaoi is? Jeez what's wrong with you? hehe It's GuyXGuy action Don't like it then you should probably leave my profile.

Faveorite Anime Show's: Naruto & Inuyasha.They make me smile.
Games- FF, Kingdom hearts, Fall Out 3-Freekin love Fall out. Gah!

Favorite Yaoi Pairings: Naruto & Sasuke (Love this Couple)
-Lee & Gaara (Lee's just the cutest lil' Uke)
-Riku & Sora (Duh! there destine to be together just like Naruto & Sasuke)
-Leon & Cloud (I have no clue why i like this pairing..Just to)
-Shino & Kiba...I just started likeing this pair..there so cute!

Highschool Musical
Tryan!! It's My third favorite pairing of all time. (SasuNaru's my first, RikuSora's second)

Favorite Straight Pairings:

Naruto
-Hinata & Kiba
-Temari & Shikamaru
-Oddly... Hinata & Gaara

Pairings I Hate: -Anyone paired with Naruto besides Sasuke!
-Anyone paired with Sasuke besides Naruto!
-Anyone paired with Sora & Riku.
-Anyone Paired with Troy Or Ryan besides each other
So in other words..No one that interferes with my Favorite pairings.

-Sakura Haruno- Ok well here's the thing. I've come to the conclusion that I really don't mind Sakura as much as I use to. I just don't like her being paired with Naruto, or Sasuke. Odd I know, But after reading All of Navybluewings storys and a few by other people I've decided shes not so bad as long as shes just the friend. Haha. I know I'm weird.

Quote's I like:
-Love is love no matter how you find it.(not sure who this is quoted from.)

Billy (making a prank call to his father): Is your television on?
Billy's father: Why yes, yes it is.
Billy: How does it fit? Ha ha ha!!

Billy: (About the Clown's) Destroy Us All! Destroy Us All!

Olivian: did he just..
Me: Yes..
Olivian: '...'
Me: -sweatdrop- Hunter! put your pants back on...

Olivian: I wonder if Barbie like's being plastic...

Jude: Meatless meatloaf isnt' that just...Loaf?

J.D: Look, uh... Janitor...
(the Janitor rolls his eyes)
J.D: ...I'm gonna be straight with you: I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my penis?
J.D.: Last night, when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D:Oh, I was outside, in the bushes.
(the Janitor takes a second to process this answer)
Janitor:Uhhh...
J.D: Look, it was just a coincidence, man - I mean, i-i-if you had looked out the window, you'd have seen my penis, you know!
Janitor: What? Why?
J.D: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours!
-When i saw that episode..i fell off the chair laughing-

Dr. Cox: People are just bastard covered bastards with bastard filling.

Turk: This guy needs brain work, this guy needs a heart...
JD: This one needs courage.
Turk: Helping or hurting, JD? Helping or hurting?

Carla: You can deny you like her all you want. But, I know for a fact, that every time you guys are done "playing racquetball" or "having a conversation" or whatever it is you crazy kids are calling it, you like nothing more than to just lie next to Jordan and watch her sleep.
Dr. Cox: It would be impossible for me to lie next to Jordan, she sleeps hanging from a ramp in the ceiling, wrapped in a cocoon of her own wings.

Dr. Cox: Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.

Dr. Kelso: Ahh! I want you to kill the giant bat that's been living in my attic!-Dr.Kelso
Turk: You keep Enid in the attic?

Janitor: Some hooligan keeps disconnecting the alarm. I told Security to look into it. But no, no, they'd rather catch the guy who's stealing organs from the transplant ward.

Carla: Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
Turk: I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wus'UP

JD: Yeah that'll Come Off you wont have to get Laser Surgery, Skin from you Ass or anything

My sister: (me and my friends were talking and she comes from no where) Hey...How Come Gay People Do It In The Ass?
Jessica:...Is there any other way for Gay guy's to do it...?
Tina: Duh! they could get with a chick..Jeez and people think im dumb.
Jessica: If they got with a chick, They wouldn't be gay...

Tina: 'Chicken of the sea'..Jessica simpson is right.. it is confusing.

Olivian: Oh oh Oh i know...Let's Watch..
Me: Im not watching Blues clues again
Olivian: what about Hip hop Harry?
-what can i say i have an Immature best friend...makes me Proud-

Tina: Jamie..do you think fish go to heaven?
Me: I Think...
Samantha: No.
Me: bu..
Samantha: No! fish do not go to Heaven Tina..they go to Europe.
Tina: Really?? Oh My Gosh!! thats great now i can see goldy again.
Samantha: -Snicker-
(can you guess where Tina went for spring break?)

Olivian: Dun Dun Na Na..Batman...Oh wait i need a Cape...Why does batman have a cape anyway shouldnt he just have..ya know Wing's? he's a Bat after all...

Olivian: okay time to watch that show i like whats it called?...
Me: O.o

My Sister: Okay Okay I'll Hold Him, and you...Kick him? you want to kick him right?...if you dont want to kick him i will.
Me: Nobody's kicking anybody...
My Sister: Okay...I'll slap him. -Slap-

" Naruto: He's got to be kidding me!

Ami: He wasn't.

Naruto: There must be a mistake!

Ami: There isn't.

Naruto: Maybe he'll give me another partner.

Ami: He wont

Naruto: WOULD YOU STOP THAT!

Iruka: NARUTO STOP SHOUTING!

Naruto: BUT IRUKA!

Iruka: THERE WILL BE NO SHOUTING IN MY CLASSROOM!"-This is from the story 'All my heart' By: LadydemonLyn

I recommend reading it if you havn't...it's a good fic.

(calling me from Europe) Tina: Hey ive looked Everywhere and i dont see goldie anywhere do you know where he might be?
Me: Eh' did you look in the fountains?
Tina: No i locked my self inside my car and cant get out...
Me: You locked yourself Inside your car?
Tina: Yea
Me:...are the keys in the car?
Tina: Yes.
Me: Then..
Tina: i got to go im going to have to call someone to help me get out of my car later.
Me:..bye

Samantha- Dont hate because im black.
Me- Sam..your not Black.
Samanthat- Dont be hatein!!
Me- Your going to get you ass kicked if you keep talking like that
Samantha- No respect, just because im black.
Me- Okay, im walking away now..

Permanent Naruto Disclamer: I do not, and never will. Own Naruto. It's sad i know...But i don't (: