Author has written 5 stories for Prince of Tennis, Naruto, and Kingdom Hearts.
you know you want too
I don't update often but i try to make the updates as long as possible...with ADD tho the future does not look bright...
i used to share this account with my cousin but she is only here in the summer time so don't expect too much from Heartless!!
'Pip pip de doodly do' from: Drake in Drake and Josh
'If a girl can't cook, its not a girl, its a boy with chest implants and had his balls surgically removed'from: My dad and brother
'I don't think you trust, in my self righteous suicide, I cry when angels deserve to DIE' from: Chop Suey by: System of a Down
'Sorry, but I got lost on the road of life' from: Kakashi Hatake in Naruto
Shorty? Can a shorty do this? What else do you want to call me: a half-pint, bean-sprout midget!? from: Edward Elric in Full Metal Alchemist
'If you wish to live and not get put on my hit list, I suggest you...GET THE HELL OFF OF MY FUCKIN' PROPERTY' from: me when the stupid sales people annoy me.
'Your more of a devil than an angel, after all you did throw a burnning newspaper down the gutter hoping you would burn Russia' from: my next door neighbor he also said, and i quote, " Go see a damn theropist, Lady" I know im insanly evil
"Yippee ki yay mutha fucka" from: John in the Die Hard series
'Don't be stupid, it's not smart' from a friend
What were you attacked by an animal!?” Someone in the class asked.
“Animal? Animal?! ANIMAL!! No… more like fan boys…”
“Fan… boys?” I echoed.from: My otousan by: pinktangerine150
Itachi glanced back at his brother. Arguing with a mute person that’s new. Could you argue with a mute person? Well apparently Sasuke couldfrom: Mermen by: LoZfanchick
“Hey, don’t cry. There has to be a perfectly normal explanation for why the weasel attacked you.” Naruto said. Not a moment later did Sasuke run right out.
“It was ITACHI!” Sasuke yelled. From: Konoha in it's most stupid moments
“God’s assistant is stalking me!” Neji said moving away slowly. from: Konoha in it's most stupid moments
'This was a lamp called he Doody lamp. A lamp with all the magical powers of shit and piss combined to make the most awesome powers in the WORLD! Only it was defunct ional.' from: Attack of the Killer Lamp
'UPS stands for Uber Pretty & Sexy' from: Demons and Humans Alike
This entire bracet is teh quote (“Well anyway, it’s a pleasure to finally meet the famous youngest precious heir of the Echizen prestige. I’m Dahlia Rothmann. Very pleased to be your acquainted.”
Keigo had yet again failed to conceal his undignified choke as Ryoma snickered. “Of course. Let me express my utter mortification and disgust at the very thought of meeting the whore that was stupid enough not to use protection while having sex with one of her duped up patrons. It is absolutely my displeasure to meet you. They call me Echizen Ryoma, but they and you aren’t the same, so don’t call me that. Call me master, because I deserve it and because it fits you unlike that ugly unappealing dress that’s showing your sagging lard,” drawled Ryoma, a smug smirk painted all over his face. By this time, half the court was already snickering, and Dahlia was reddening very quickly in shame. “Ah, by the way, it’s supposed to be ‘pleased to make your acquaintance’, not ‘be your acquainted’. You might want to retake those precious grammar classes in elementary. You seem like you need it.”
Dahlia was silent for a few moments among the loudening chuckles and barely suppressed snickers that were slowly blossoming into full-blown laughter, before she raised her hand and slapped Ryoma.
That action earned several outraged yells and lots of gasps from the surrounding crowd. Fuji and Tezuka immediately lunged forward for Ryoma, though the boy didn’t really need their support as he barely staggered against the slap. He was clutching his cheek, though. Keigo slowly stood from his seat, sending waves of fury out that it immediately silenced the entire Hyotei team. Yukimura had his ever-closed eyes open and was frowning in displeasure, while Ryoga and Nanjiroh were both fighting to restrain their fists and maintain courtesy in front of other guests. Kevin was openly yelling profanities at Dahlia, though, and he didn’t seem to mind that it might damage his reputation.
“How dare you, you whelp! You have no right to speak to me like that!” snarled Dahlia, all courtesy and schooling forgotten.
“Yes, he does,” Nanjiroh, still as impassive as ever, replied. “You were the one who came without warning, Dahlia. You’re the one trespassing, not us. So we have all rights to speak however we want towards you. Especially him. He’s my son after all, the son that was conceived legally, intentionally, and not by accident. But of course, Ryoga’s my son too. I’m not as cruel as to disown him like you did, only to pull him back once you saw he was making money.”
Ryoma, however, was not going to back down and let his father do all the bashing. He turned towards the woman and zeroed in on her with a few measured steps. “Miss Whoever-You-Are, I’d like you to remember five things. One: you need to change your perfume because you stink like rotting fish. Two: you were a pastime for my dad, not his wife, nor my mother, so don’t get all comfortable. Three: no mother would voluntarily abandon her child to the orphanage on a passing whim for no solid presentable reason at all. Four: don’t assume you know anything about our family, because you’re not a part of it, and you never will be. And five: our family IS tennis, bitch!”
Without batting an eyelash, Ryoma brushed past Dahlia, minutely turning to Keigo for a single second, but not stopping his stride back towards the house. Disgust and displeasure was apparent on his grimacing face. “Keigo, can you please open the spa for me? Something very nasty has touched my beautiful face,” he shuddered as Keigo, Fuji, and Tezuka automatically followed after him. The majordomo passed him a wet wipe, and Ryoma accepted it with a nod. “It’s seeping into my skin. Oh god, I need to exfoliate!”
“Well?” snapped Keigo at the servants swarming around them. “You heard him! The spa, open the spa! And hurry it up!”
“Honestly, Keigo, you’re rubbing off on him,” snorted Kevin as he followed with Toushi. “He’s beginning to sound… ‘ore-sama’-ish.”
“Shut up, Kevin,” Keigo and Ryoma chimed at the same time as they disappeared into the covered backyard patio of the house.) from: One Step by Kia Ixari
“What kind of a name is ‘Luxord?’”
“What kind of a name is Roxas?” His father retorted.
“Ah,… touché.” from ADD by DragonessBlade
It’s, oh my god, it’s a fucking hair condom!’ from The Holy Smirk by KH Pwns My Soul
Alcohol is evil. Marluxia is evil. Roxas is evil. Riku is…a smexy man-god… from Memoirs of a High School Student by BluCmonkE
"You've got to be kidding. There’s no way Naruto would sit back and let a couple of punks beat him up." Anko laughed before really looking at the boys’ downward tilted faces. Her laughter died on the spot as a cold hand gripped her heart. "You're not kidding."
They shook their heads, and all was quiet for a moment until a low voice growled, "We should kill them." from: Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase
Iruka nudged Gai and whispered “start talking or we’re going to need to hide bodies again” Gai nodded and quick jumped up and posed. from: Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase
She cracked her knuckles with glee and flashed him an unpleasant grin. "Good! Then let the bloodbath begin!" from: Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase
“I’m going to die…I’m going to die a very slow and painful death.” From: High School Romance by dark-night-sky
“Yes. A wall pinning, verb: an occasion in which one is pinned to a wall.” from: The Way we move by CrashMind
There goes Sakura, joining the Sasuke-kun fan girls with her terribly fake smile. It's too big and makes her look like a Barbie-doll. No, a crazy Barbie-doll who looks as if she's about to kill Ken with a gigantic pink kitchen-knife. from: To be or not to be In love by Ciiah
"Like you had anything better to do," Naruto cringed and bit his lip as soon as the words left his mouth.
"Touché dobe, touché," the brunette said putting his arms under his head.
"What?" the blonde asked, he had been expecting some sort of attack or insult or something.
"Well I could say 'snap' or 'burn' but I won't bring either of us down to that level," the Uchiha said stretching and opening one eye.
Naruto blinked a few times and grabbed his books. Walking down the stairs he could be heard muttering, "I think I broke Sasuke." from: New Beginnings by Nigellica
"You're leaving me... All my kids are leaving me! And what's scary is that they're leaving in the order they were born! Come back my children!" Naruto fake wailed, being melodramatic, while caused the lion demon’s vessel to laugh softly. from: Of Storm and Fire by Give'em Hell
"Wow... you put these two together and you get high class entertainment." Akane said, trying not to laugh. Neji nodded. from: Of Storm and Fire by Give'em Hell
"I'll kill you ‘till you die!" Kohaku growled, still chasing Kataro, who was yelling out 'Gomens' and 'Don't kill me, please!' every other second. from: Of Storm and Fire by Give'em Hell
"Well," Tenshi looked at her, rubbing the back of his head and giggling nervously, "It's kind of difficult. I grew on him, you see. He as to like me since he's stuck with me till I die. But... he says that he likes power... You have to be worth something." Tenshi looked up at the ceiling. It looked like he was listening to someone, "He hates fakes, as do I. He likes someone who shows no fear. One who is respectful. He says he will kind of like someone who I like. They have to be kind to me. He hates anyone who harms me. And he says he likes cu-- WAAAHHHHH!!" Tenshi suddenly screamed, grabbed his head. This made everyone in the room jump, startled.
"WHAT!? I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THAT YOU STUPID, PERVERT BAG OF FUR!!" Tenshi screamed, staring at a spot on the wall across from him. "Hai, I called you a bag of fur! Deal with it! You're stupid and perverted and gross-- OH KAMI-SAMA, ZIP IT WILL YOU?...Wha? I did not need to hear that. Chuushin make him be quiet! No, no! How the hell can I be jealous? You're just making stuff up... No I will not tell him that... You probably scared the shit out of him-- YOU DID WHAT?!"
Everyone just stared at Tenshi as he talked to the demons inside his head out loud, making wild gestures at the same time. To say it was amusing was an understatement, and the girls found themselves giggling as they listened to Tenshi argue and fight with Datenshi.
"Oh, please tell me your kidding. Datenshi! You probably scared him now or something... I don't care that you helped him out, you go and do that and it cancels out the help, you moron... That doesn't matter... Who would wanna do that with you anyway. Our an old bag of bones that spits up hair balls, I really wouldn't want to... OW! Dang it, Datenshi that hurt! You didn't have to yell!... Alright fine, you aren't a bag of bones, you're just old... You're a demon, he's a--... That was mean and uncalled for. That was under the belt, you nasty fur ball... How was that under the belt? I called you a nasty fur ball... Oi, what I said was true, what you said was not... Have you seen my parents? How can anyone not want to--... That's only because I am 12, jerk face... Yeah, well you're a horn-dog. Oops, I mean horn-cat. My bad..." from: Of Storm and Fire by Give'em Hell
"Oh..." Tenshi breathed, his eyes wide, "So, kinky is when hot little boys dress up in maid outfits or some sort of girly clothes and play with you and willingly give themselves to you?" from: Of Storm and Fire by Give'em Hell (A/N hell yeah i am sooo a yaoi fan XD)
“Masami, I think you should talk things over with the tree first before you get violent with it.” from: Of Storm and Fire by Give'em Hell
"Masami! What have I told you about molesting your brother in public?” he snapped, then lowered his voice, “Do it where no one can see you." from: Of Storm and Fire by Give'em Hell
Sneaky step…quiet…stealthy…slyly... I need theme music…I must have theme music! He yelled mentally. He felt Chuushin rolling his eyes. from: Of Storm and Fire by Give'em Hell
“Holy hell! We like teleported without actually doing anything!” from: Of Storm and Fire by Give'em Hell
“I think I need to lie down...” he panted, resting his head against Kohaku's shoulder, “That means NOW!” from: Of Storm and Fire by Give'em Hell
"All innocent, pure minded ones, EVACUATE!!" Masami yelled loudly, being the first one to take off towards the front door of the house. The other three took off after their older brother only a second after he started to run. from: Of Storm and Fire by Give'em Hell
"GAH!! PARENT YAOI INFESTED AREA!! SOME ONE DE-FEST IT!!" Masami yelled loudly, just loud enough for more then half the village of Konoha to hear him. Suddenly laughter from the up stairs soon followed.
"OTOUSAN! CHICHIUE! IT'S NOT FUNNY! YOU PERVERTS!" from: Of Storm and Fire by Give'em Hell
thucking on thour neck! Thou're nummy- from Sasuke's Return Chapter 14 by Anissa34 on Deviantart
“FINE!” Sora screamed. “He called me an uke! Are you happy now?”
There was a moment of silence.
And then all hell broke loose.
“HE WHAT?” Kairi screamed, scaring away several birds circling in the air fifty feet above them.
“He’s dead! DEAD I SAY!” Roxas howled, oblivious to the fact that he was acting very out-of-character in his quest for older-brother-protection or whatever it was he was doing.
“Can I set him on fire?” This, predictably, had come from Axel. “Pretty pretty please?”
Now, was this any other situation, Roxas would have said no. After all, the last time he hadn’t said no (he hadn’t said yes either—he just hadn’t heard the question) Axel had lit said person’s hair on fire in an “accident” with a Bunsen burner in chemistry class.
However, these were extenuating circumstances.
“Yes, Axel, you may set him on fire.”
“YES! BURN BABY BURN!”
“I’m gonna kill that jerk!” Kairi raged.
Sora blinked. “Uh, guys, it’s okay, really.”
Kairi twitched. “No, it’s not! He’s going to pay! TURNING HIM BLUE WAS JUST THE FIRST STEP!”
“YES!” Naminé yelled. “We shall conquor!”
“Ah, what the heck,” Sora said. “Let’s kill him.”
Riku sneezed. from Of Books and Ice Cubes by Spazzo-samma (FYI the entire Of Books and Ice Cubes is a quote!! READ IT ALL KINGDOM HEARTS YAOI FANS!! IT WILL HAVE YOU SPEW CHOCOLATE MILK IT IS SO FUNNY!!)
"DAMN FATLOCK!" translation "Damn Fatty Block!" from Eyesh by FoxxyGoddess
Shit, shit, shit, shit, SHITE, Kanda thought angrily from I'm not Gay! by Pheonix Shadow
I got no response from Axel. In fact, it looked like I just killed him. There was no emotion on his face as he blinked repeatedly. He stayed like that before his eyes rolled back and he passed out on my couch.
I gulped. “I just killed Axel.” from Beautiful Tragedy by xeikm
Masami put his hands to his hips. "I'm still much more smexier then you!"
"You still do wish! You can't ever beat me, Uchiha Masami!"
"I already have!"
"Have not! You can ask anybody! I'm a smexy stud muffin!"
"Well, I'm a uber smexy stud muffin!"
"I'm a ultra smexy stud muffin!"
"Nope! I am an mega smexy stud muffin!"
"I'M SO MUCH MORE SEXIER THEN YOU!"
"ARE NOT, I AM!"
"NO, I AM!"
"I'm the smexiest sex-on-legs-god, stud muffin in the whole universe. So shut up." came a deep voice from the door way.
Both blonds and Keikai turned to look at who was at the door. Both the blonds and Keikei blinked when they saw who it was.
There stood Sasuke when his hands in his pockets, a bored look on his face.
"See, I'm so smexy I've have rendered you all speechless." and with that, he turned, and walked away. Masami blinked. Of Storm and Fire by Give'em Hell
He breathed in a couple more breaths, tapping his foot to find the beat of the song before grinning. “I was feeling done in. Couldn’t win. I’d only ever kissed before.”
“No…” Roxas moaned, eyes wide, looking over at his brother who wore the same horrified expression.
“I felt there’s no use getting into heavy petting. It only leads to trouble and seat wetting—”
“Get him off the stage!” Ansem yelled at Reno who just doubled over laughing, gripping Rude’s arm for support.
“—now all I want to know is how to go. I’ve tasted blood and I want more.”
Then Axel jumped out on stage, grinning. “More, more, more.” He moaned, winking at Roxas.
Demyx whipped around, eyes wide, but only grinned and continued. “I’ll put up no resistance. I want to stay the distance. I’ve got an itch to scratch, I need assistance!
“Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a toooouch me! I wanna be diiiirty! Thrill me, chill me, fulfiiiill me! Creature ooooof the night!”
“Reno! Now!” Ansem yelled again and Reno tried to straighten up, but was still laughing just a little too hard. Just a little.
“Then if anything grows,” Demyx chuckled, fluttering his eyelashes at a blushing Zexion. “While you pose, I’ll oil you up and drop you down.”
“Down, down, down.” Axel sang in, walking up to put his arm around Demyx’s shoulders.
“And that’s just one small fraction of the main attraction. You need a friendly hand. Oh,” Demyx moaned, eyes shutting. “I need action!” He growled, a light blush on his face.
At this point, the crowd had gone silent in shock and maybe just a little bit of horror. Just a little bit.
“Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a toooouch me! I wanna be diiiiiirty! Thrill me, chill me, fulfiiiiil me! Creature ooooof the night!”
“Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a toooouch me! I wanna be diiirty!” Axel also sang, grinning maniacally. “Thrill me, chill me, fulfiiiil me! Creature ooooof the night!”
“Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a toooouch me! Ooooh I wanna be diiiirty! Ah!” That was when Demyx chose to rip his shirt off, twirling it around. That was also when Reno decided to take action or lose his job, and walked out to drag a topless Demyx and his younger brother off the stage, but still laughing.
“I love you Zexion! Looooove you! See you later, babe! I’ll be expecting those…touch-a…touchings? Whatever! Buh-bye! Loooooove you! Seriously! I lov—”
And that was when the techies cut off the sound.
“Only Demyx…” Sora whispered. “Only Demyx would attempt that…”
Roxas blinked, looking over at Sora before bursting out laughing, shaking his head vigorously. “Oh my god! Zexion, how’d you end up…with…him?”
Zexion was staring at the stage, still in shock before looking over at Roxas slowly. “I’ll…see you…tomorrow…” He whispered. “I have to…scold,” He glanced away briefly. “My boyfriend…”
With that, he disappeared with the speed that only an emo could pull off. from Catching My Soul on Fire by August Blue
Roxas couldn’t help but smile as Xemnas stared at Demyx, Zexion, and Axel in shock as they sat down at Roxas’ usual table. ‘Take that freaky rapist bitch.’ from Catching My Soul on Fire by August Blue
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Hybrid Human/Vampire Either you were born of a human and a vampire, or you have been bitten and not feasted on a fresh kill. You have some of the vampire powers, like quicker reflexes, etc. You have fangs but they are smaller than average. You can still be killed by bullets but you are more likely to survive them than humans. You may suffer a few effects of vampire weaknesses but nothing that will kill you in limited doses.
You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
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Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
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L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
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White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
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Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
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It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
O.O i am a mixture of Demyx and Axel...how does THAT happen?!
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You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.
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This is the boy, Matthew Shepard. On October 7, 1998 Aaron McKinney and
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Stereotypes. They're stupid and they don't define who you are; YOU define who you are. Put THAT in your smoke and pipe it! xD
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