IMPORTANT: As at the ninth of August, I am on hiatus. I will be back. At some point. So, to the twenty-odd updates in my inbox, I am really, really, REALLY sorry to ditch you all. But between work and school and Bible study and homework and Brigades and Church and work (Yes, I realize I mentioned that twice)... I just don't get much time to read on my computer.

So I'm redirecting my fanfic emails to a different email inbox so I can avoid them. I will get around to reading most of your wonderful chapters, and when I do, I'll review as much as I can. But at the moment, I'm taking a break. (To all the recent updates: I may pick through and read one or two every couple of weeks, but don't hold your breath.) I don't know how long this is for, but...

So I'm very sorry!

Yes, another bio change. I know. I post one chapter, so I change this. It is insane, I realize that, but I am insane too.

Very good.

I am: a teenager. Enough said, no?

I am: clutzy, which makes me too cool for school baby!! Well, ok it doesn't but I wish it did!

I have: blonde hair, and a brain! Take that, you blonde haters!

I have: a best friend on fanfic and real life, punkprincess145.

I am: obsessed with rewriting this every couple of weeks, but can’t update stories.

I am: a girl.

I have: nothing else to say about myself!

Ok, I have just finished reading the Twilight series by Stephine Meyer. It rocks! I mean, enough said. But... I gotta admit, it ALWAYS makes me cry!! First time reading all of them, the second book made me cry heaps, and the third a little. Second time through, it was vice versa!! How unfair is that?! Still totally awesome though.

I feel sorry for Jacob, and part of me wishes it was Bella/Jacob, because it would have made all the... warm people? Mmm, all the real people happy. I don't really see Edward as a person, per se, but I still love him to bits! And don't worry, I am a Edward/Bella fan, through and through.

I won't be reading any Fanfic's about them at the moment, and I may never...

I like the L/J stories because they are so vague, fanfic fills in the possible blanks, but any other ship (A.K.A. Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron, Edward/Bella, Bella/Jacob) they've all been written already. And in the series, that's the right way, you know? The way it's supposed to be, for better or worse. And if that's the way things are meant to be, I don't want to read a different version. Sorry, that's just me!! =

Has anyone else noticed that in the Marauders, all the good guys end in ‘s’? James, Sirius, Remus, Severus... then there's Peter. My point proven.

GUYS!! FOR GOODNESS' SAKE!! THIS IS MY POEM! AS MUCH AS I APPRECIATE PEOPLE PUTTING IT ON THEIR PROFILE, PLEASE REFERENCE ME!!

PLEEEEEEEAAAASSSSEEE!! (Or else I may be forced to message ya'll!)

To James and Lily,
Who died at the beginning,
To Remus and Dora,
Who will never know their son,
To Peter and Severus,
Who weren’t actually all bad,
To Sirius,
Who died with undeserved guilt,
To Dumbledore,
Who was as human as Harry,
To the hundreds that died needlessly,
To the many that died 'for the greater good',
To these brave souls I raise my glass,
May they forever Rest In Peace...

You weren't meant to make me fall,
Trip? Yeah maybe,
But it should still be my call.

Keep smiling and writing!!

I, LaJaC, do solemnly swear to review all the stories I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.