| takara410 |
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Inuyasha, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Xiaolin Showdown, Tokyo Mew Mew, Batman, Hellboy, and Harry Potter. I am in-love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too. If you are now afraid that you will die by getting a pencil shoved through your head copy and paste this into your profile.
If you now say "I want my phone call", "Why so serious?", and "You wanna know how I got these scars?" at random points in the day, put this in your profile. I suffer from OBHLJCD = Obessive Heath Ledger Joker Compulsive Disorder and no doctor can prescribe a remedy. If u think u have this disorder please put it into your profile HEATH LEDGER Jokercoke: Ingedients: Giggles: 5 percent, Bloodlust: 15 percent, Anarchy: 10 percent, Insanity: 50 percent, Gut-busting hysterical laughter: 20 percent, Fun of a Lifetime: 100 percent. Side Effects May Include: Random bursts of laughter, Disoriented thought process, nonsensical speaking, and/or a sudden fascination with the color purple and shiny pointed objects. Contact your doctor immediately should you find yourself with a sudden desire to murder and destroy society, as this may be a rare but serious side effect. If you've ever seen The Dark Knight SO many times that you can quote it word for word, and you have at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever laughed randomly like the Joker in an empty, silent room, do it again while you are copying this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile I'm a victim of Jokercoke. ;) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. " When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us." - Helen Keller "When the Chips are down, these civilized people will eat each other, You'll see and I'll show Ya." - The Joker from The Dark Knight "Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. "Why is the rum always gone? (staggers drunkenly into the wall) Oh, that's why." - Jack Sparrow of course! " Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?" Who'd you leave him with...? Your People...that is considering they are still your People...and not Maroneys." - Joker-The Dark Knight Put this on your profile if you love the Joker and have started saying his lines for no reason! If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Jack Sparrow: "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." :) :) :) One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Life was so simple when boys had cooties I ran with scissors, and lived! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man. I hear voices, and they don't like you. A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on. On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?) My fave shows Shaman King Avatar Code lyoke robot chicken xiaowln showdown fave couples Hao&Anna Zutara olrich and umi chamiko naruto Im a dark type of person sometimes i have dark potery Im a good writer also most of my stories have either Gothica, or Reenee i love stories with kimiko and chase and hao and anna itachi and sakura sakura and gaara also i just did a story please read it you can do flames if you want My best friends are my circle though i drive two of them bonkers yes they have said that I am a Joker and Sweeney Todd fan girl Im always on trust me its a rockin site i might do some poetry it depends im a lazy lazy and just add 100 more lazys and you get me. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom). jafarjasmineforever2005: Jafar, Aladdin, Frollo, and lot's more (There's been tons).Takara410 (Itachi,aladdin,snaraku,seshomaru,sasori ,dei -dei kun Jack sparrow, will turner ,crazy steve, freddy, micheal myer swhen he was younger,hao, zuko and tons more ooh CHASE YOUNG a sexy beast.) f you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you think Jasper Hale is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile. (read it ALL the time.) If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Jasper Whitlock Hale, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile. If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Jasper, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If whenever you see or hear the name "Jasper" you freak out, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Alice Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Emmett Cullen, but not as much as Jasper, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Jasper Whitlock Hale, more than Emmet and Edward, copy ad past this into your profile. 92 of the teenage population has switched to Rap. If you are in the 8 who ROCKS, copy & paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. If you have a crazy fetish for V or the Joker type this into your profile XoX !I WANT CHILD ABUSE TO STOP!XoX My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, GaaSakuforever, Flyflew, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx,takara410 THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Elmocrazy,XxKimimaro's-little-stalkerxX, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxItachi's-Little-StalkerxX, XxMadara's-Little-Stalkerxx, xXFallenSakuraXx,takara410 If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile. :If you don't like Neji-Hina copy this into your profile.: If you ever listened to the same song for six hours straight put this on your profile If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you think Deidara is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list; Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX,xXFallenSakuraXx,takara410 If you think Sasori is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list; Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx,.takara410 If you hate Sasuke copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list; Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx.takara410 If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, Yasu Uchiha (my obsession with Sasuke Uchiha will be FOREVER!! XDD), ramenlover4 (I dislike Sasuke...), Gaara's_Pandachan101 (Gaara (drools)) Evilfangirl ( SASUKE!! Gaara. Kakashi Itachi and Kisame),Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx,takara410 If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS! Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. -If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile You know you have been on the computer TOO long when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or Myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy reading to notice there is no number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check and see if there was a number 5. 11.) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity. Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone ask you what you are doing that is so intersting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a complete random thing, like, "Where do the eraser bits go?" or start a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot all over your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse that you were daydreaming about your fictional boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you pee yourself in public and hug your imaginary boyfriend Sanchez for support. Crazy is when your alter ego begins to boss you around and date fictional characters while you are crying in a corner, then you burst into happy song when someone asks you what's the matter. Crazy is when you are bored you start talking to your alter egos and somehow kill one of your alter egos boyfriends, and now you are hiding from her wrath even though she's inside your head. Crazy is obsessing over Edward Elric and marrying him and having make believe smex with him and fangirling over him constantly. Crazy is when you start swearing to your friends that strawberries rule the world, and all the political leaders are just the strawberries pawns and puppets for evil world domination! Crazy is when you actually read all of this! If you're crazy, copy and paste this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! fictional boyyfriend chase young Girl Talk Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be bolded) I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store. I'm NATIE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy. I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I' a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich. I'm an OG so I must be mexican. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS Female Combacks Man: Have I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes thats why I don't go there anymore Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sitdown Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines. Man: Hey baby, whats your sign? Woman: Do not enter Man: I would go to the end of the world for you Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. TIME FOR A MATH LESSON From a strictly mathmatecal viewpoint What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about acheiving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions; If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98 percent and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96 percent but A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100 percent and, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103 percent and look how far this one will take you, A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118 percent! So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top. Favorite Quotes -Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to. -Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. -The trouble with real life is that there is no background music -Forecast for tonight: darkness -If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? -If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something -We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! -The below statement is true The above statement is false -Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over. -PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch. -Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much -I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah! -Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. -Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful. -My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems -I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. -Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. -I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words -Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! -Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1? -You should always proofread what you write in case you any words. -By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life -A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off. 95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, bleachrules1314, LuffysAngel, The Third Hokage, The Yukikage,ascended ancient, Shazzar, takara410 If you like jack sparrow copy this into your profile If you are crazy copy this into your profile If you have read any of my stories copy this into your profile and the story If you my friend type it and you name into your profile If you have a youtube account talk to me takara963 thank you Erin Nightshade You're a 90's kid if: (Pasted from ReadNinja's Profile) You can finish this 'ice ice _' Profiles Pictures Joker and his sisters twins http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j53/Keyko-chan/anime20girls/anime_twins.jpg "I recently was very stupid. I had 33 minus 10. I somehow got 13 and couldn't figure out what was wrong with the problem"- A person. "Run like a dog with a broken leash and an endless beach on which to run."- A shirt. "Any similarities between your reality and my own is pure coincidence."- A shirt. "'I have a bat!'-mom- 'And I have a mitt, and I'm not afraid to use it!'-dad-" -The movie Cats & Dogs "Son of my mother!" - The movie Cats & Dogs "I can't see my back! Something is utterly wrong with me!"- A person. "You seem a decent person. I'd hate to kill you.""You seem a decent person. I'd hate to die."- Princess Bride, Indingo and Wesley. 20 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie. Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Did You Ever Wonder? - If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? - Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? - If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - When someone asks you, 'A penny for your thoughts,' and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Or do you get change? - Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker? - Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist? - Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? - Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? - Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? - If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? | |||||||||||
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