I love you, you love me,

Together we go kill Barney,

With a shotgun, Bang! Bang! Barney on the floor,

No more purple dinosaur.

13th December 2007: I've edited "Uryū's Ailment". Yep, from Chapter 1 to 8. I saw the mistakes this time and boy, I really have to apologise for putting you through those reading ordeals. Anyway, I hope there won't be anymore but if there are, feel free to say so. Thanks!

Good day all of you! My name is… well, on second thought, I don’t think divulging your real name is wise here on the Net… but I do go around as “Ai Lee”. And I think that’s fine. My pen name in FanFiction.net is definitely not Ai Lee (I only use that when I write reviews) but I don’t really bother about changing it (pseudonym) to the more proper one. It’s just a name, you know…

And I’ll get lots of notes telling me how a name leaves an impact on people, how it reflects one’s dignity and pride… and so on… well, yes, you do have a point there.

I’m 18 plus this year (2007) and am currently doing my Form 6 (pre-U level in Malaysia). I've just booked a ticket to hell by enrolling in this programme so I guess when the work starts piling, I won't have much time writing stories, which I love such much! I’ve been writing diaries since 13 (late age, yeah) and I do like writing actually, apart from Science. Yes, it’s an odd combination.

Well, what else? Physical appearance? Oh ho, nothing good to brag off. I’m one of the millions of teenagers who are plagued with the accursed acnes. I have shoulder length straight black hair and fair skin, though slightly bronzed due to the sun here. I mean it’s sort of unavoidable because living in Malaysia (yup, the country I was born in) where you get full blast of the sun around the year, it’s impossible not to grow darker unless you stay cooped up at home. And to those out there who don’t know about Malaysia, we have three major races here (concentrated to the Peninsular, by the way) which are Malay, Chinese and Indian. I’m the middle one! Hence the name.

I’ve noticed that most of the authors here in FanFiction.net are Americans. So, you might not feel at home when you read my stories because I use British English. Well, Malaysians do use British English anyway (it dates back to their occupation in Malaya hundreds years ago…). So, I hope you don’t get confused with the spellings and terms and all… Thank you.

Munchies anyone?

Favourite books: All Harry Potter series, Lord of the Rings series (just love the themes they carry), Sherlock Holmes series

Favourite manga (instant entertainment): Doraemon (complete set!), Detective Conan (sadly, did not get to read all volumes), Kindaichi Case Files (only 13 volumes I think, sad), Kotaro Makaritoru (only 14 volumes, they're dead funny, too bad they don’t sell them in Malaysia anymore), Naruto, Bleach

Favourite movies: Lord of the Rings trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean (I can't believe they sold off all the tickets of Pirates 3 on me!)

Favourite TV programmes: Supernatural (one only, don't watch much TV nowadays)

Favourite actors: Johnny Depp, Edison Chen

On a lighter note, if you know where I can read the translated Kotaro Makaritoru, or even download the editions, please drop me a note! I’d love to catch up on those!

I did the Cattell 16 Factor Test and this is my personality result: Clean, secretive, does not make friends easily, observer, hates large parties, risk averse, perfectionist, reclusive, solitude loving, more practical than abstract, does not like to stand out, high self control, intellectual, mind over heart, very cautious, takes precautions, respects authority, irritable, emotionally sensitive.

This is for Uryū’s Ailment’s readers.

http://www.alternativedr.com/gastritis1.htm

http://heartburn.about/cs/articles/a/gastritis.htm

http://www.dreddyclinic.com/findinformation/gg/gastritis/gastritis_2.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biopsy

There are more but I'd forgotten to copy their addresses. Thank you reviewing and for reading to the end, most of all. I just thought that both father and son share a very dynamic relationship that hasn't been explored by Tite Kubo and so, I'd like to write something about them which reflect my thoughts and perspectives on these two Ishida. I think there are more of them than meets the eye.

This is for Kidnapped. There is a new case (July 2007) in my country where a 3-year-old little girl was found dead after she went missing for days. The thing is, she was burnt and her remains were scattered around a cemetery. She was kidnapped, I believe, and her kidnappers for some reasons decided to just kill her off in such a brutal way. This story just crossed my mind five days ago and I decided to chuck Ichigo and Ishida in it. I mean, their dads are doctors! They should worth some money...

This is for Timeless Insights from a Father. All of the advices are adopted from a Reader's Digest magazine. So they come from an actual father, not me. I'm only 17+ for that matter, so nope, I'm not qualified to advise kids like I'm the know-all. The advices aren't really humourous and I really wanted to set the humourous mood into each advice. Don't know whether it'll work. Please tell if you've read it, okay? And oh, I chose the Ishida over the Kurosaki for this fiction. Hopefully it works.