Name: Abby

Location: U.S.

Info: I am random. I love orange juice and Sprite. I'm a theatre geek. I dislike the color yellow on most things, except daffodils. I love to say daffo-down-dillys. I don't like clowns, with a few exceptions. IT is not one of those exceptions... I desperately want to be in a Broadway performance. I have a blog. I jump up and down a lot before I go onstage to "shake out the nerves." I have deep respect for Hugh "Excellent Sermon Vicar" Laurie and Stephen Fry. Top hats are amazing. You wear one and you're pretty much ok in my book. My one true love will always be the Mad Hatter, I loved him even before Tim Burton attempted to thrash my image of him. I consantly say things like "What's your damage?" and "Wicked!" and "Whoa..." and "Bloody hell!" which kinda makes me wonder if I've been watching too many British films and 80's flicks. I hate pogo sticks but love skipping ropes. I'm not a morning person. Among the "profanities" I frequently yell are SARGH!, GRAH!, and Snickerdoodles. The Labyrinth is awesome, deal with it. I went through my hair dying phase early but suspect I'll go through it again. My natural hair color is auburn. I'm super pale and have NO desire to be tan. I love Ramen noodles and expect to live off them in college.

See the F.A.Q below for more and send in a question if you'd like to see it there.

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F.A.Q

Q: What is your full name?

A) Well I write under my pennames Abby Twitch, A.R. Twitch, Abby, or Alexa Twitch for a reason. I don’t want anyone to know my real name.

Q: What does the R stand for?

A) That’s classified information.

Q: Seriously?

A) Yes.

Q: Moving on… What are your interests?

A) I love faeries.

Q: Fairies? Why?

A) I read a lot of faerie stories growing up and they’ve always fascinated me.

Q: Why do you spell it faeries and not fairies?

A) I prefer using the Celtic spelling. More authentic.

Q: Do you write anything other than fanfics?

A) Yes, I write poetry, short stories, and I’m currently working on a novel called Iron of Hearts.

Q: What’s it about?

A) It’s about a teen aged girl named Cecile that moves back to her small, seaside town in Massachusetts after four years in New York. Upon her return, she finds that her best friend has been killed. Not to mention she is now being stalked by a faerie. She soon gets drawn into a frightening world of evil Faeries, angry Sidhe, and vicious Imps.

Q: Sounds intense. Is this a story for any age or older kids specifically?

A) It’s more geared towards the high school and college age kids but hey, who am I to tell kids what they should and shouldn’t read?

Q: Do you like to do anything other than write?

A) Actually yes, I’m part of a sing and dance choir, I’ve taken drama classes since I was eight, and I dabble in photography.

Q: What kind of photography?

A) Mostly still life like flowers, trees, a leaf, a bug, or whatever happens to catch my eye. I also like themed photos about anything from love to Alice in Wonderland.

Q: Why Alice in Wonderland?

A) Because it’s cool.

Q: What kind of movies do you like?

A) Just about everything. Horror, Classic Disney, Action, but Musicals are my favorite.

Q: Fill in the blank: I am afraid of _.

A) Clowns, falling airplanes, and being in elevators.

Q: Why clowns? I find them funny!

A) …I’m giving you a death glare…

Q: Ok… Fill in the blank: The most decadent thing I indulge in is _.

A) Dark chocolate.

Q: Fill in the blank: _ is so annoying.

A) Running out of ice cream.

Q: Do you have any secrets?

A) None that I would tell you.

Q: What’s up with Time of My Life?

A) I’m working on it. There are only a few more chapters left.

Q: Will there be a three-quel?

A) No, sorry.

Q: Are you gonna write another House M.D. story?

A) No. I still love House but I’m working on some other things right now.

Q: Anything interesting?

A) You’ll just have to wait and see.

Quotes From My World

!!Me: I'm in a bubble! Ack! You're in my bubble! (Thus resulting in my being called "Bubble Girl" by a 6th grader when I was in the 8th grade)

!!Me: Like a train, but with wheels.

!!Me: So Berkley and I have the same taste in men. (FYI, Berkley's a dude)

!!Erica: Why's it called a Frisbee?

Etta: Because it Frizzes through the air.

!!Me: It's your Unrequited Love! (This was said rather loudly in the middle of the courtyard. Much to the displeasure of my friend)

!!Mom: What are you doing?

Me: Dancing in my seat.

Mom: Is that the Pirates of the Caribbean theme?

Me: (indignantly) No!... (slightly embarrassed) It's National Treasure.

!!Me: What are you talking about?

Etta: It's a band thing, you wouldn't understand. (5 minutes later)

Etta: What are you talking about?

Me: It's a Show Choir thing, you wouldn't understand.

!!Dad: She paid you for cleaning? Alright, you're buying slushies.

!!Me: Ah, Unrequited Love. It's what makes the world a less bright and sunshiney place.

!!Student: Isn't there a thing in the Bible that says we can't kill someone?

Hinson (teacher of AP US History): That's the Old Testament.

!!Me: I didn't say I didn't trust you! Cept when I said I didn't trust you.

!!Erica: You are so naming your first girl after me.

!!Zil: You have names already picked out for your children?

Me: Most girls do.

Zil: Won't your husband want in on that?

Me: Oh I'll let him pick out names. We won't use them but he can pick them out.

!!Erica: I want like 12 kids.

Me: Coming from the girl who blew up her microwave... twice. AND let her younger brother drive the car into the porch.

Erica: Oh I don't want to have them, I'll adopt them.

!!Me: Erica wants 12 children. I tried to talk her out of it.

Etta: What did you say?

Me: I basically said she has the mothering ability of a toothpick.

Erica: I'M RIGHT HERE!

!!Erica: Dude... you were on FIRE!

Me: I know.

Erica: FIRE!

Me: I KNOW!

!!Random Girl in my class: God you're annoying!

Me: It's part of my charm.

!!Erica: Some people would think your clumsiness is just clumsiness, not charm.

Me: Someday I'll find someone who thinks my charm is charming.

!!Me: I reject your logic and substitute my own!

David: It's 'I reject your reality and substitute my own.'

Me: No, that was me rejecting your reality.

!!Erica: No one ever reads profiles.

Me: I do.

!!Zil: I do not find him attractive!

Courtney: We know Zil. Zil?

Zil: What?

Courtney: If you were gay. That'd be ok.

Zil: GRRAH!

Me: Can you spell that?

!!Uncle Dana: Why wouldn't your History teacher for next year like you?

Me: Well I had him for Government this year.

Uncle Dana: Oh you acted up in his class.

Me: No I think it was the 10 minute argument on whether soy milk should be kept in the milk section or not.

!!Me: If it says Flamable, they hold it near a flame. If it says Resricted Area, they go in there. So why don't guys go near cops daughters when they're walking Do Not Touch signs?

Val: Because they're father's can legally use tazers?

!!Me: My friend's mom says you should tape a condom to the inside of your underwear at party's where you know you'll be drinking. That way drunk boys will think it's a sign. Couple that with the underwear I just bought and I'm gold. (The underwear say No Entry on the front)

My list of AWESOMENESS (2008)

So each year starting now I'm going to come up with a short list of things i find awesome at a random moment in the year. It could be any moment and the list will grow. Keep a look out for new additions!

The Phantom

I mean who doesn't love awesome singers?

Gerard Butler

Who knew he could sing scottish/country fusion?

Masks

They're just fun!

Island in the Sun by Weezer

The ultimate beachy song.

Crying

It's relaxing.

Books By Holly Black

Kiss my arse Rath Roiben Rye!

Books By Melissa Marr

You've got to read them to get it.

National Treasure

Despite little plot holes...

List of Awesomeness 2009

RENT on tour

The cast is awesome and really nice

OBC Soundtracks

The first is always the best

Zinch.com

Scholorships are only a click away!

Soup

MMM!

Important to my Stories

This is the dress that Mrs. Green chose for Noel for the Actor's Ball: http://www.firefly-path.net/gallery/photos/Com/comm2.php

Watch the trailer for The Importance Of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5DT7-sNlX8