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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter. So it has come to my attention again that I needed to update my bio, and that my old bio had nothing really bio-ie about it... This would frustrate me if I was you, because I like to know the silly little details about other people here - they help me to be judgemental and biased :) So... My Silly Little Details Name: Paranoia... but also Katty (like meow) and Kat, and well just plain neighpony of course Age: 19, I still haven't recovered from wanting to stop aging at 17 and I'm now nearly 20 - it's depressing! Occupation: Full time Uni student, but thankfully getting towards that being over. Part time Supermarket worker, with many people enlisted to shoot me if that should continue after I finish uni. I also work for the uni... well the bit that I live in anyway, I suppose you'd describe it as a college with dorms and stuff (except that that's a very American concept and I live in Australia) - anyway, the point is I work in like a pastrol care kind of role, organise events, help people with whatever and enforce rules etc etc... I'm also a tutor for a few subjects, but not a very good one I don't think lol. I live: Most of the year away at Uni, but other then that I live at home... I lived in Malaysia for a few months when I came out of school, it was for a TEFL volunteer thing. Salamat datang ke saya profile page to any of you who still get to enjoy shopping at KLCC whenever the whim takes you (I miss it sooooo much!) My start in Fanficion: The first time I went looking for stories I didn't know what slash was - I assumed it meant like a slasher film or like really bad horror. So I avoided all those stories because I thought they'd be way too scary. If you've ever noticed, avoiding everything with the word 'slash' in it in fanfiction does not leave you with many options. I just couldn't understand how so many people could be so into horror, so one day I decided to harden up and read one. I was like "but that wasn't scary at all" so I read a few more then realised what the common denominator had actually been. I suppose you could say I cascaded from there. I'm still on Fanfiction because: I like writing and I like fanfiction because it's honest. People like your work or they don't, it's nameless and faceless and judged entirely for what it is. That's a good break if you're anything like me and read way too much into life and how other people act. Most of all I like fanfiction because I like reviews and reading them when I have a shitty day or feel like uni is going crap and I'm no good at anything... they're proof that someone thinks I'm good a something, and that's nice :D All the people who make me feel better: tooweaktocureyou L123o123v123e123 Cavriola Boss-Lady DarkLilith Horrific Kitten flying cuttlefish cockroach62 (though u were being a dick, u still made me laugh) Kiyoko-Kyte BabyDragon848 parseltonge girl moonstar the dragonwolf Youko-sama Rainbow-Monkey-1993 deafening-silence-215 PotterMental-Alleta Emriel Cursa Chitra Warrior from beyond Rika100 tonksiscool Heksie darkwish3 glistening moon Hope Cullen mxnhpfreak Nymoue Zafiro PSTurner Amedee-chan Ayame89 Crystallyn DeathTheGirl666 panther73110 Blackmusasabi gie siriuslyremus fraewyn leilanisangel2 Johannas mirror Mintaka the Comedienne Vellouette theonewiththeloveinherheart SirLady Lupin Ileranerak rdg2000 PLEASE UPDATE Obsessive Child ReadingRed killroy777 Shea Loner Potterworm Caliko moshi95 AKA sherley C. truest-of-true-loves hpfananita Desiqtie Honeyed Amber Jack potterinu Kohlrabi tacticusthe11th topazring CuriousKitsune Sylkie riley B2J Dora Michelle Gertyfull Angel Wolfwhispers Oneironaut Aria Dragoncrest EvilLittleNerd1981 akuma-chan0326 gaul1 TP-Kataang HappeeGoLuckee Cherri202 ToxicManipulator tallica343 Noc007 BelhavenOnTap kittenonabroomstick The Darkest wizard cyiusblack supercalifragilisticexplalidoc paranoidbychoice Toraus Filly Makurayami-Ookami Caisele ms.fredweasley yellow 14 sandybeach6th miss-harry-potter-weasley iheartvolume & of course - Sirenic Grifin and PenisControl... not that the latter has actually reviewed anything -slacker! :P Ok... good enough profile now? Katty xx | |||||||||||
1. The 7 Books of Harry Potter Much Shorter reviewsIn every HP book there seems to come that moment where you think, if the stupid idiot had just done 'thing', then it could all have ended merrily. This is a list of 7 of those moments.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-21-09 - Harry P. - Complete2. Draconian » reviewsDraco has a little secret... but a wolf cub won't stay little for very long... Warning, story contains warning requiring stuff - like language, death and uncertain levels of peadophilia...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,578 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 10-13-09 - Published: 6-5-08 - Draco M. & Voldemort3. Once Again » reviews“Wake up you great lump – or die properly, now there’s an idea” “I hope you’re enjoying this Tommie, when I wake up I. will. Piss. On. Your. Corpse. then we’ll see who gets the last laugh shall we?” AU...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 1-30-09 - Published: 6-15-07 - Harry P.4. Hummed Harry » reviewsBecause like I didn't have enough crack fics... Anyway, this is more of a vocab/writing challenge then anything - but it's fun /damn hard and everyone is welcome to join in - Hurrah! Now with slash and language warnings!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 3-12-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.5. Harry Potter: Gathering » reviewsHIATUS/UPFORGRABS It’s the end of 5th year, a depressed Harry allows himself to partake in something he would never have condoned. Too ashamed to see his friends, too jaded and scared about his fate in the wizarding world – he ran.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 8-26-07 - Harry P.6. Sibling Who Lived We'll see about that reviewsHaving a go at those sibling story cliche's etc that drive me mad. No offence intended, I prefer to call it a harsh suggestion.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-29-07 - Harry P. - Complete7. Harry Potter: Caged reviewsClassic 'kidnapped, goes dark' Cons: my first fic, more cliches then you can poke a stick at, short. Pros: Complete, original twists, above average for the genre, and I write in English :DHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-15-07 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete8. Harry Potter and The Need for a New Meeting Room reviewsUtterly pointless rambling - Not to be read by those who do not understand the concepts of parody, sarcasm, mimicry and the hotness of hot hotitty slash! Now see if you took that last bit seriously then you are a stunning example of 'not suited to this'Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-16-07 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete9. Harry Potter and Co are Better Off Alone reviewsParody of some couples and it rhymes! So i got bored...Rated for language and sexual language kiddies reference to slash, if that's intolerable for you then don't read.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-9-07 - Harry P. - Complete