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Author has written 15 stories for M*A*S*H. How about you call me Allie, if you don't we'll never get past the weather. My penname...inspired by the song from Regina Spektor's new album Far...the song called, "The Sword & The Pen". I am average...really no one of great importance at all. One day after I am gone, my name will fade away into history...it will be as if I never existed. But as I am here now, maybe you'd like to know at least a little bit about me... First and foremost, I am a MASH fan...obsessed with it. It in my opinion (not yours) is one of the greatest shows ever made. Revolutionary ideas and hard work went into it's creation and evolution and I applaude all who had a hand in it. Hopeless romantic, I suppose you could describe me as one. I love The Notebook, Titanic, Phantom of the Opera, and I'm pretty sure there are some I'm missing but cannot think of at the moment. Books...I love reading, Recently, I've taken an interest in reading Nicholas Sparks...The Notebeook being my favorite movie, the rest of his stories have caught my eye. I've also read the works of Alan Alda (You see? I am a big fan)...but among other things...Alice in Wonderland is by far my favorite. Child's story it may be but I love it, and that does include it's sister story Through the Looking Glass. Lewis Carroll, amazing author...end of sentence. Music, as if you couldn't tell I love music of all kinds...I go into a withdrawal syndrome Chocolate is love...so is Dr. Pepper. Mint chocolate is my favorite flavor... and that's all I can think of. Well, TA-TA FOR NOW!! Abyssinia all! Now here are some of my favorite MASH Quotes!! Hawkeye: No, this isn't Hell, War is war and Hell is Hell. And of the two of them War is a lot worse. Mulcahy: How do you figure that Hawkeye? Hawkeye: Tell me Father, who goes to Hell? Mulcahy: Sinners I believe. Hawkeye: Exactly, there are no innocent by standers in Hell. War however is chock full of 'em. I just love that one, mostly because it proves a good point... Margaret: There I was innocently making my way into my tent when suddenly a sniper began shooting. BANG, BANG! But my valiant foot locker jumped in front of me, so I might live. Now take this worthless piece of junk and get me a new one! I love this one because...well, it's just funny. Margaret: Where's Colonel Bubblehead? This one's funny too. B.J. (talking about Frank): Can't you do something? I wonder if he'd really do that? Margaret(Talking about Zale):Let's just get this over with, shoot him. Col. Potter: You're lucky I'M in command. I like that one, just cuz I like it. Radar: Why do they keep sending these kids? Piratus Quotus Mr. Gibbs: Watch your back Jack: It's me front I'm worried about. Norrington: You actually were telling the truth. Jack: I do that a lot actually, and people are always so surprised. | |||||||||||
1. Casualties of War » reviewsWe’re all just casualties of war. All these paths crossed each other all at once, we would never be the same again. H/M, among other pairings. Chapter 4: The Only ExceptionM*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-4-10 - Published: 11-30-09 - Hawkeye P. & Margaret H.2. Art Thou Troubled reviewsArt thou troubled? Music will calm thee. Art thou weary? Rest shall be thine. Music, source of all gladness, heals thy sadness at her shrine. Music music ever divine. Music music calleth with voice divine.M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-29-09 - Charles W. - Complete3. Won't Go Home Without You reviewssong-fic. HM. Saying goodbye is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do...especially if you're saying goodbye to someone you love.M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-20-09 - Margaret H. & Hawkeye P. - Complete4. Here Comes Goodbye reviewsSong-fic of sorts. "Here Comes Goodbye" by the Rascal Flatts. H/M. All he had left now were memories, images of what was...and fantasies of what could have been...M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-20-09 - Margaret H. & Hawkeye P. - Complete5. How to Save a Life » reviewsWhere did I go wrong I lost a friend somewhere along in the bitterness. I would have stayed up with you all night, had I known How to Save a Life..."HM, and yes, we all know I'm hopeless...also kinda fluffy.M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-22-08 - Published: 10-21-08 - Hawkeye P. & Margaret H.6. My Treasures reviewsHawkeye visits his mother's grave...it's not much, and it's really not the best, but I just couldn't help myself. Slight mention of HM...yes we all know I'm hopeless. Anyway...please read.M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-6-08 - Hawkeye P. - Complete7. Ashes and Wine reviewssong-fic, slight mention of H/M. Ashes and Wine, all they can be...M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-29-08 - Hawkeye P. - Complete8. There is No Love Here reviewsA short, semi-song-fic, one-short, of Margaret's POV. It's kinda hard to explain, so I guess you'll just have to read it. I can't believe I'm saying it, but no HM.M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-1-08 - Margaret H. - Complete9. The Chronicles of the Magpie and the Hawk » reviewsShe was the Magpie and he was the Hawk, that's just too different...right? HM!M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-9-08 - Hawkeye P. & Margaret H.10. She'll Sleep Forever reviewsJust a little ditty about Hawkeye thinking about that day...the day she fell asleep, only to never wake.M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-23-07 - Hawkeye P. - Complete11. Hey There Stranger reviewsWho is the real stranger? Just a little something that comes across ones mind when seeing another. If I continue this it'll be HM.M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-5-07 - Hawkeye P. & Margaret H. - Complete12. Wonder if She knows reviewsI wonder if she knows...She Might Have Ben Hur. Yep, that's how it's spelled.M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-5-07 - Hawkeye P. - Complete13. Stolen reviewsIt's back and brand new!HM...for those of you who don't like them. I've said it before, I wasn't happy with the original and I rewrote it. Please tell me what you think!M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-29-07 - Hawkeye P. & Margaret H. - Complete14. What I've Done reviewsHawkeye gets upset with himself over what happened on the bus ride, and starts a rampage in the middle of the night during a harsh storm. Will someone save him from himself?Or will he lose it all?M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-15-07 - Hawkeye P. - Complete15. Margaret's Paintbrush reviewsMy very first fanfic!I don't know how to explain it...based on a little poem I read. HM sort of. Yes it is short but it was longer in my notebook, as funny as that sounds.M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-16-07 - Margaret H. & Hawkeye P. - Complete
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