Yo. I'm here to read and enjoy...I am a writer, but I tend to have trouble with fanfics. New Kingdom has been discontinued due to my lack of interest in it. Just thought you may like to know. =\

.:Stats:.

Name: Kelsey

Age: I got paranoid...

Gender: Female

Race: I'm the caucasian-asian...that means polish xD

Hair: Sometimes brown, sometimes purple...bright purple is hard to maintain X.x

Diagnosis: Ultra Rapid Cycling Bipolar, OCD, Anxiety, and Depression.

Location: Seattle, Washington

Hobbies: Reading, Roleplaying, Writing, and buying "misfit toys".

Drink: Cantalope Bubble Tea

Food: Mama's cookin'

TV Character: Brock - Pokemon

Book Character: Turtle Wexler - The Westing Game

Song: Leaving On a Jet Plane

Game: Apples to Apples, Risk

Soda: RootBeer

Game: Super Mario Bros. 3 - NES

.:Favorite Pairings:.

Naruto -

NaruSasu - When and only when done properly...bad flashbacks 0.0

LeeSaku - Because Lee is awesome and I personally enjoy the new Sakura

InoChou - Chouji kicks ass like that.

ShikaTema - Probably the most likely pairing in Naruto up to date. Sorry ladies and gents, but Naruto--in reality-- is straight as a board.

KakaIru - For the sheer cuteness and randomness.

SaiSaku - Just so disfunctional and out-of-the-blue.

Pokemon-

Contestshipping - I didn't even watch this pairing, but I like it.

AAML - Baby's 3rd anime (Sailormoon and DBZ got to me first) always has to have it's orignal pairing.

InuYasha-

MirukoSango - So disfunctional, yet they have the future all planned out.

Prince of Tennis-

GoldenPair - Haven't seen Prince of Tennis in awhile actually...

RyuSaku - Yesh.

Harry Potter-

RonHermione - Always makes me smile. Always.

JamesLily - James is such a douche-bag, I enjoy the fact that this is one of the more realistic couples. The asshole jocks always get the girl.

AS/S Ship - I have no explanation for this. xD

Teen Titans-

BB/Rae - So cute.

South Park-

Style - This Pairing actually inspired to watch South Park. So cute!! Squee

Crossovers-

Sai/Luna - I have no explantion, this is just the best thing ever. (Sai from Naruto, Luna from Harry Potter)

Ben 10 (Alien Force)-

BeVin - Uh I take no responsibility for this, Gwen/Kevin was originally OTP, but do to lack of (readable) fanfiction I turned to the dark side.

.:No-no Pairings:.

Naruto-

ShikaIno - Because in this case you have to chose sides...lmao (All ShikaIno and ShikaTema shippers know what I'm getting at)

Sensei/Pupil - This includes GaiLee. I don't want to read about someone, like a teacher, having realtions with anyone underaged. As a writer you have the right to write anything you want to express youself and I have a right as a reader to choose not to read it. It's all cool.

ItaSasu - I don't like incest so I choose not to read.

Pokemon-

Advanceshipping - Not unlike ShikaIno, my side is chosen. Hehehe...

BrockAsh - I'm such a hypocrite considering I like NaruSasu, but these two are like brothers!! This pairing makes me cringe-- yes physically cringe.

Harry Potter-

Teacher/Student - Mhmm.

Ben 10 (Alien Force)-

BenGwen - Cousins, so no thanks.

.:Pet-Peeves:.

Fanfiction-

- Underlined, italicized, bolded, underlined, or any combination of the latter, fanfics. It makes me sad inside.

- Fabulous plot, but nearly intolerable writing. If you've been reading long enough you know what I mean.

- Flamers...useless really.

- Chapters of only Author Notes.

- Male characters that for some reason are now girls. I mean really, if you want to write yaoi that badly just admit it. (This is in exception to those cool body switching fics.)

- Fanfics that everyone is telling me to read, but has a pairing I'm not willing to put up with for 20 million chapters.

- When everyone gets a happy ending. No.

- The lack of SaixLuna fanfiction. In fact, it doesn't exist.

- Mpreg. It freaks me out to no end.

Real Life-

- Chewing...just no.

- Mouth spit noises...you know, that guy who does that weird smacking thing after every sentance in an oral report/speech.

- People who are bitchy for no apparent reason, it's just odd.

- Twilight Avatars. I do not love Edward Cullen, so go away and die in a corner.

- Hospitals. I just had a bad experience with a mental rehabilitaion clinic.

- Little kids. They chew, spit, slobber, crawl all over you and their parents expect you to tolerate it.

.:I Live in Washington:.

-You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Enumclaw and Issaquah.
And Yakima.

-You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Raining (Spring), Road Construction (Summer), Deer & Elk Season (Fall)
Nearly all of my friend's family's go hunting and as for Summer...so frustratingly true. -.-

-You buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time.
I just wear a baseball cap, Bartells just freaking jacks up the prices every year. It's like 15 bucks for a pair of junky sunglasses, no thanks!

-You know what "Jo-Jo's" are.
They are not tator-tots!! They're the wedges you get from KFC :3

-You measure distance in hours.
~ "How far away are you from Lincoln Square?"

"For five on a friday? Hour n' a half."

-You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
Well...yeah. I mean everyone here owns an umbrella, but unless you're at a soccer game you just don't use it.

-You get a terrible sunburn on the first really nice day of summer.
The scary thing is you don't even notice how sunny it was, but the first few days of sun are always freezing.

-You can't make it two blocks without seeing a Starbucks.
You are never more than 5 minutes away from a Starbucks, really.

-You can tell the difference between Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Korean and Thai food.
Lmao, yup.

-You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best and Tully's.
Okay allow me to explain. Starbucks and Seattle's Best have the same coffee, they're owned by the same company too so they use the same flavorings and stuff, but Seattle's Best bypasses the whole grande, vente, tall vocab thing. Though you're bound to go into a Starbuck's eventually so you might as well learn. Tully's is better for hot coffee, no so much ice blended coffee, they're a bit cheaper too.

-You become frightened by the bright yellow orb in the sky until the 9-1-1 operator tells you it's just the sun.
~ "DUDE!! Guys, guys hurry up and get the magnify-glass, the sun's out!!"

"Awsome, but we only have a few minutes before it's over, find an ant!"

-You can't imagine living through a tornado or hurricane but you secretly think earthquakes are kind of fun.
We've only had one serious one, but even then it was fun. As for tornados, I believe it's the general consensus of WA that we'd all end up in Munchkin land.

-You can endure 100 days of rain and wind but an inch of snow means school cancellations.
You start praying for snow when you turn four here in Washington, but eventually that changes from 'I want snow for sledding and snowmen' to, 'I have a test tommarrow, if it gets post-poned I will love you forever god.'

-When you cross the mountains into eastern Washington and it feels like you entered a completely different country...
You start looking for the little house on the praire I swear.

-When you live in a small town and when you try explain where you live, you eventually have to give up saying other larger towns around you and say "Oh, nevermind. Just NEAR Seattle."
Checks stats I've put up on here

Not my fault no one knows were Rosehill is.

-You say ' pop' instead of 'soda.'
It's a hell of a lot more common to hear pop than soda. I mean sure people say both, but there's a certain kind of kid who says 'soda'...they don't have a lot of friends. =(

-When you think wearing a hooded sweatshirt 11 months a year is normal.
...I'm trying to think about it and you know what? I think I wear mine year round.

-When you're out of state, people always ask you if everybody's suicidal.
Lol...It's funny because we have a lot of emos.

-Smiling and waving at strangers is no biggie.
It's not that strange to just start up a conversation with someone you don't know on the street or at the mall. Happens all the time.

-Being pale isn't a big deal, because everybody is.
We make it into a contest.

-You know that cow chip is a delicious cookie.
God I've only had like 2 ever, but I haven't been to Redmond Town Center in awhile so I've been pretty cut off...

-Whenever someone visits from another state you always start a fight over the fact that we have more stuff started in washington than any other state. (Starbucks, Boeing, Microsoft, Costco, Sea's Best, ect.)
Over msn yeah. Microsoft, Boeing and Starbucks are always my strong arguements.

-You eat chinese/japanese/thai food all the time
I've taught many of my asian friends how to eat with chop-sticks. lmao

-You feel a very close connection with British Canadians, as well as the Japanese
Canadians and I get along very well. Washington and Canada just get eachother...xD

-An inch or less of snow means school is cancelled for one day for at least half of the Puget Sound. More then an inch and you're getting some serious time off.
If you can't see the yellow strip in the road, you're off for at least a day. If it's cold over night you get the next day off too, doesn't matter if it doesn't snow again. Ice is apparently really scary.

-You notice that you have no accent wut so ever...
I guess?

-You get mad when people don't use their blinker
Even my grandpa swears at them. If you ever want to experience road rage, come down to WA and don't use a blinker. We're passionate about it.

-You live "in the woods"
I leave /near/ the woods? It's like a 3 minute walk...

-You can identify 10 different apples by taste and smell only.
Yup.

-You can smell the rain coming...
Omg, yess. It always has the smell before and after rain. I can tell when it's coming.

-You expect snow for Valentine's Day, not Christmas.
~"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas..."

"So it's hailing again?"

-When you visit another state and it rains...and all the other people around you run and scream while you continue to slowly walk around in your flip flops and shorts.
Let me see, Hawaii? Yes. California? Yes.

-You "Do The Puyallup" every year.
Nope, not every year, but pretty damn near it.

-You feel guilty throwing something away that could be recycled.

People will give you the stank eye, my sister even picks out what others have thrown away to recycle it later. Most people watch her do it too.

-You or someone you know works at Boeing or Microsoft.
My dad does, most of my teacher's have a spouse or have worked at Microsoft themselves. 4 next door neigbors work/ed at Microsoft and the guy who owns my favorite Pho place works at Boeing.

- Anime and Manga is a pretty BIG thing, and you know of at least 10 different stores that have them.
THANK GOD!! I would not have surived if it wasn't for the fact I live in an anime friendly state.

- You know the difference between "showers followed by rain" and "rain followed by showers".

Never thought about it before, but yes, yes I do.

- The sight of Mt. Rainier is still awe inspiring.
Nope. It's a big hill...I've hiked like the bottom of it though lol

- Your lawn is mostly moss and you don't really care.
My dad tries in vain, but it will always have moss in it.

- You have learned to assume Christmas will be rainy, not white.

Yeah.

- Your phone book contains a tide table.
I hate phones.

- You still can't believe the new Seahawks stadium is open air.
...I miss the dome.

- You use the word "sunbreak" and know what it means.
Means the cars have a mission and one mission only. To blind you.

- You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
Of course.

- You never go camping without water proof matches and a poncho.
I've only been camping a few times...one of the times I woke up to a flooded tent. I just went back to sleep.

- You can point to at least 2 volcanoes even if you can't actually see them through the cloud cover.
Sure.

- You often switch from heat to a/c in your car in the same day.
We just open the windows and pretend its cool.

- You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.
My mom did of course.

- You know how to pronounce geoduck and know that it doesn't quack or have feathers.
Yup

- You get upset when a store doesn't carry your favorite brand of bottled water.
...Why would I pay money for water?

- You go to work in the dark and come home in the dark even though you only have an 8 hour workday
Unless you're working during summer.

- You realize no education is required to be a weatherman. Just make it up.
Rain, with some sprinkling of more rain.

- You know what 'Sodo Mojo' is
Fucking hate baseball.

- You think summer starts in July and winter in September
Summer is just like 2 and a half weeks of hell. Then it just stops.

- You know you better enjoy the snow the first day it falls before the rain washes it away
I've sledded on just damp grass. I don't need snow.

- You own a barbeque that has rusted.
We keep ours under the deck.

- You prefer one mountain range to the other
Rockys.

- When someone honks at you, you think they are trying to say "hi".
Always and only.