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Author has written 22 stories for Warcraft, Twilight, StarTrek: Voyager, and Oblivion. This profile was last updated 27th October '09. Holy crap, I haven't updated this thing in aaaages! Biography that Somehow Ended up as a Muse Biography Instead 'Ello. I'm The Winged Ferret, writer, artist and ferret owner. I own Daramor, the zombie muse. He is known as the "Awesome Pain in the Ass," because he's either awesome or a pain in the ass, or both. Rarely between. Right now is one of those rare instances where he's being neither 'cause I'm on holidays, so thar. His specialty is giving me story ideas I don't want to work on, withholding ones I do want to work on, giving me horrible cliches, letting totally unrelated characters hijack my story (Goddamn you, Follow!), and trying to distract me with shiny plot points instead of what I actually want to work on. I like to think he wants to challenge me. For some reason, people really like him. Writing, Stories and Fandoms These days I tend to write for Oblivion, Star Trek and World of Warcraft, 'cause I started playing WoW again and the muse is like "WOO AZEROTH WOO! \m/" Yes, he does shit like that. I usually write the first drafts of multi-chapter stories before I edit and upload them. So it's often quite a few months after I mention a longfic that it'll go up. If at all. 'Cause I don't know if CoR will ever go up, or if WoS will ever be written. Sorry, mates. Works in Progress: WoW: Um. This one doesn't have a title. If youlove the shit out of Jadaar and Asric, watch this space! I'm writing their story for nanowrimo. Woo! Discontinued: Why do we Stick Together Again? Repressal Um. Other stuff goes here? Soon as I figure out what to put here. Y'know, I keep finding this strange urge to fix up my profile and put more stuff in it but I never know what to put in it. | |||||||||
1. Sibling Rivalry reviewsOcheeva never knew her twin well, and they parted ways at five years old wanting to beat each other at everything. Finally, they are reunited in the Cheydinhal Sanctuary. But ten years later, the fire of rivalry still burns strong in Teinaava.Oblivion - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,047 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-8-09 - Complete2. Kleptomania reviewsAfter the death of a Brother at Lucien's hands, Teinaava watches it hit Ocheeva particularly hard.Oblivion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-30-09 - Vicente V. & Lucien L. - Complete3. A Rather Inopportune Time reviewsHaskill can't always be ready to be summoned. Slash, drabble, S/H.Oblivion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-11-09 - Complete4. The Red Veined Sky reviewsNo nine-year-old boy should know how to stitch up his mother's wounds or fight off a clannfear, but Celine and her son live in a world where not knowing could kill them - if despair doesn't kill her first.Oblivion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-10-09 - Complete5. Flash of Red reviewsHelpless, Ocheeva can only watch as the strange behaviour of her Speaker summons a fear within her. LuLa/Ocheeva follows, don't say I didn't warn you.Oblivion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-8-09 - Lucien L. - Complete6. The Promise » reviewsAU. What if the illusion during Coda had been real, and Kathryn Janeway really had died? Janeway's spirit watches over Voyager during its journey, losing track of time.StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-17-09 - Published: 5-15-09 - Janeway, K. & Chakotay - Complete7. The Startled Rabbit reviewsVicente took a critical look at the brown-haired boy in front of him as he ate. He was skinny, and horribly shy. He probably wouldn’t last long in the Brotherhood. Rated for themes.Oblivion - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-16-09 - Vicente V. & Lucien L. - Complete8. The Darker Side of Madness reviewsSheogorath isn't always joyfully insane.Oblivion - Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-13-09 - Complete9. Stupid Ideas reviewsAfter the end of the Greymarch, Haskill takes it a little hard. Shivering Isles spoilers.Oblivion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-10-09 - Complete10. The Fangirl Sacrifice reviewsSheogorath decides to do something about the fangirls invading his realm, making Haskill suffer in the process.Oblivion - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-5-09 - Complete11. Loss of a Tattoo reviewsWhen Kathryn grieves a friend, it's an omnipotent and reputed insensitive prick who turns up to make sure she isn't alone.StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-2-09 - Janeway, K. & Q - Complete12. Repressal » reviewsRepressal worked hard for generations to ensure their children grow up oblivious to their old lives... but Kathryn Janeway has always been stubborn, and her memory's coming to her more by the day. But does she really want to leave her second childhood?StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,192 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-11-09 - Published: 2-12-09 - Janeway, K. & Chakotay13. The Temporal Prime Directive reviewsQ decides to mess with Kathryn Janeway's timeline, and gets more than he bargained for. Rated for language. One shot.StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-8-09 - Q & Janeway, K. - Complete14. Twilight, with Zombies! » reviewsWhat the title says! Vampires are overrated - zombies are where it's at! Zombies on ice! Angst detectors! Bella having brains! Renee in a sinister leather overcoat! Emmett never getting Edward's name right! Not for the faint of heart.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 12-17-08 - Bella15. Why Do We Stick Together Again? » reviewsAlex and his sister are dragged into a ridiculous quest, accompanied by a hyperactive tauren, an undead rogue that insists on murdering everything alive and a troll that’s actually normal... well, almost. Nothing wrong with that, but Alex is human.Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,714 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 6-17-07 - Published: 4-9-0716. Hair the Colour of the Sun reviewsA strange young warrior is paid a visit by the most surprising guest of all.Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-17-07 - Complete17. Doomed to Repeat » reviewsSweetwheel gnomes are merely doing their job when they capture a sick, scared troll named Zar'lir, but his strange behavior becomes the first in a chain of horrifying events that threatens to decimate their homeland and turn it over to the Lich King.Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,688 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-1-07 - Published: 5-27-0718. Life reviewsShe has so little, but has given you so much.Warcraft - Rated: T - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-1-07 - Complete19. Fireworks reviewsJaina Proudmoore thought that the new year's eve celebration couldn't get any worse, with orcs and humans brawling and murlocs jumping into the fray.Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-18-07 - Complete20. Drat reviewsRedemption comes tomorrow, but undeath comes today. Drat.Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-18-07 - Complete21. Don't Close your Eyes reviewsDon't go to sleep. Whatever you do, don't go to sleep.Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-23-07 - Complete
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