Hey there people!!

Hey, wats up people of Fanfiction?! I'm EwanLuver4Ever, I don't think I need to explain that ;

I usually prefer to go by my pen name, Shyma Tavrott Lupin, so lemme tell you a few things about myself! I'm an enormous Star Wars fan, along with Harry Potter and James Bond. I'm absolutely addicted to fanfiction.net and can spend hours writing/reading stories. Inspiration comes to me in a flash. And I've written several stories that had won contests online. I'm also a music addict and some of my favorite bands are the Goo Goo Dolls, Thriving Ivory, Daughtry, Nickelback, Linkin Park and many many more. I'm a huge movie watcher, I hit the theaters like every other week. I love Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, David Thewlis,Pierce Brosnan, and deeply enjoy their movies aside from Star Wars, Harry Potter, and James Bond. Haha, look at me ranting on and on XD Ok then I'm gonna stop babbling now and let you go about your business XD

There's a couple of things that you guys should know about what kind of fanfics I read:

1) I hate slash. I will honestly read anything but slash

2) I'm not much of a fan of dark Obi-Wan stories or with him romantically involved, but I can deal if it's well written

3) I love father/son relationships between Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, also between Obi-Wan and Anakin

3a) Everyone loves a little oc, I mean I love stories where anakin and obi-wan are shown to be times closer than they are in the movies, same with Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan

4)I love stories where Qui-Gon lives! I'm really a sucker for those.

4b) More than living Qui-Gon I love Qui-Gon taking Anakin as a padawan and then having Obi-Wan get all angsty about it. I know it's an overused topic but I really love that plot, and I'll read anything like that. I love Obi-Wan angst XD

4c) Better that Obi angst is Obi torture, I know its strange how I find entertainment in reading about my favorite character's torture. You know his capture by ventress or anything else that has to do with him suffering, mental or physical

5)I love Xanatos. I really think that if he hadn't turned he would've been a great guy, and i love stories about his redemption or better if he had never turned

6) I love Anakin redemption fics. Because the general reason why I don't like Anakin is because he turned and practically destroyed all things good. So if he never turned he would be like ten times more likeable.

7)I'm also really into Alex Rider, but more than Alex, I'm totaly interested in Ian Rider. I mean even though he was in the movie for like 15 minutes and in the book for like 4 pages, he's a very interesting character. I love any story about him, and the lack of stories about him saddens me so much that I promise,every single one of my Alex Rider fics will be about him.

8)I love Auron from FFX, he is so awesome, and the absolute epitome of badass. And I love any stories about him and Tidus fluff. You know, father son stuff

9)I'm a closet Ben10 Alien Force fan SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! lol

10) I love Harry Potter, I mean like more than half my childhood was built on it, and my most favorite character is Remus Lupin. I just love him to death. And I love Teddy Lupin too. I love Hary, Teddy bonding(my first Harry Potter fic was about that) and Sirius Remus friendship(hence my Sirius Remus friendship series.) Because remember, slash annoys the life out of me.

I'm always open to suggestions and requests so please go ahead.

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

He: Why do you wear a Bra if you've got nothing to fill it in?
She: You wear pants, don't you?

He: Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and so is mine if you sit down.

He: Can I invite you a drink?
She: I'd rather you gave me the money.

He: Can I have this song?
She: All yours.

He: Your body is like a temple.
She: Sorry, no services today.

He: Where were you all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't laugh and talk at the same time.

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them nearly as much.

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every "F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

HOW MANY?

THERE ARE 6 - no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's.

The reasoning behind this is the brain cannot process 'OF'

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Copy and paste it to your profile! Hell it got me!

Some of my favoite quotes

Obi-Wan: "I think you know in your heart that you're meant for something extraordinary."

Anakin: "And you, Master. What does your heart tell you you're meant for?"

Obi-Wan: "Infinite sadness."-Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.

Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.

Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.

Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape a good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimy git. -The "Marauders", Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Finn Galfridian: You. Want. To. Put. The. Blaster. Down.
Han Solo:You. Want. To. Practice. Your. Jedi. Mind. Trick

Luke: "What's one of the first things you learned in training to be a Jedi?"

Ben: "Don't cut your own head off with your lightsaber."

Luke: "After that."

Ben: "Your eyes can deceive you. Be mindful of your feelings. Girls are fun but dangerous. Lando has extra cards up his sleeve."

Luke: "Well, the truth is in there somewhere…"-Luke and Ben Skywalker XD XD XD

Anakin: "You should be more patient, Master. After all, the Count is an elderly gentleman and doesn't move like he used to."

Obi-Wan: "I suppose you're right."

Dooku: "I would kill you both right now if I did not have to drag your bodies."-Anakin Skywalker,Obi-Wan Kenobi and Count Dooku, trying to escape.

"You can run, but you'll only die tired."-Boba Fett

"Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship."- Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars Revenge of the Sith)

"To solve problems, contact: troubleshoot@alliance.reb. To create problems, contact: vader @ imperial.emp"-H.Voolai

Grievous: "Kenobi. Don't tell me, let me guess: this is the part where you give me the chance to surrender."

Obi-Wan: "It can be. Or, if you like, it can be the part where I dismantle your exoskeleton and ship you back to Coruscant in a cargo hopper."-General Grievous and Obi-Wan Kenobi

Luke: "Ben, what is our purpose as Jedi?"

Ben: "Well… to keep the Force in balance and to help people stay in balance with the Force. To detect wrongs and make them right. To serve as models for very attractive lines of boots."

Luke: "Let's go back one."-Luke and Ben Skywalker

Obi-Wan: "Surrender. You will be given no further chance."

Dooku: "Unless one of you happens to be carrying Yoda in his pocket, I hardly think I shall need one."-Obi-Wan Kenobi,Count dooku and Anakin Skywalker

"Are you an angel? Aw, I'm just kidding. That's the worst line I've ever used. Hope some poor kid doesn't start using it."- Atton Rand XD XD XD

Atton: "Find any emergency supplies?"

Exile: "Yes... and it looks like there's some clothes in here."

Atton: "Dammit! Uh, I mean, good, good to hear it. No sense in you running around half-naked. It's... it's distracting. I mean, for the droids."-Atton Rand and an Exile XD

Ben: "Jedi Skywalkers. Practicing a fine family tradition of rescuing people from the dark side."

Luke: "Hey, there are worse family traditions."

Ben: "Like Aunt Leia's spiceloaf."

Luke: "You think the dark side is scary, you say that to her."

Ben: "I won't. I like my body intact, thank you very much."-Ben and Luke Skywalker

Anakin: "Ours is a path of service."

Granta: "And who do you serve? The Senate? A group of fools who can be bought?"

Anakin: "We serve justice."

Granta: "Whose?"

Anakin: "Justice does not have a master."-Anakin Skywalker and Granta Omega

"What's god?"

"You know when you close your eyes, look up to the sky and wish for something really hard?"

"Yeah!"

"God is the guys that ignores you"

"Oh..."-Lincoln Six Echo and Mac on The Island

"Oh To Be Young And To Feel Love's Keen Sting"-Albus Dumbeldore XD

“Whoever said sunshine was happiness has clearly never danced in the rain.”

"Do What You Love And Love What You Do"

"Do As I Say, Not As I Do"-Charley Boorman on Long Way Down

"There is no "i" in team but as Russ pointed out, there is a "me"-Ewan McGregor on Long Way Round

Alpha: "Ah, the 'Padawan Pack' to the rescue. As if this mission wasn't dangerous enough already..."

Kass: "You're still broadcasting, clone."

Alpha: "I know." -Alpha and Kass Tod

Anakin: "Then we decided to come and rescue you."
Obi-Wan: rolls eyes "Good job."-Obi-Wan and Anakin

2JTJ: Master Tahl! Please slow down! I must assist!

Tahl: I'm in a hurry, Get lost!

2JTJ:I cannot get lost,sir. I'm a navigation droid -2JTJ and Tahl XD XD XD

"Was I Bored? No I wasn't bored, I'm never bored. That's the trouble with everybody, they're all so bored. You've had nature explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the living body explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the universe explained to you and you're bored with it. And now you just want cheap thrills and it doesn't matter how bad it is, as long as it's new, as long as it flashes and beeps it five different colors." David Thewlis as Johnny in Naked

"You must realize that you are doomed. I was trained in the Jedi Arts by Count Dooku"

"Oh well that's good because I trained the Jedi that killed Count Dooku"-General Grievous and Obi-Wan Kenobi XD XD XD

"What is it that makes us human? It's not something you can program...you can't put it into a chip...It's the strength of the human heart. The difference between us and machines."-Marcus Wright in Terminator Salvation

"What do I tell your men when they realize that you're gone?"

"I'll be back"-Kate and John Connor in Terminator Salvation

"My name is Marcus Wright"

"You think you're human?"

"I am human"-Marcus Wright and John Connor in Termination Salvation

"Who are you?!"

"John Connor"-Kyle Reese and John Connor in Terminator Salvation

"I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want. If it is ransom you are looking for then I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have is a particular set of skills. Skills that I have aquired over a very long career. Skills that make make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now I will leave it at that.I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. If you refuse I will pursue you. I will find you. I will kill you."
-Liam Neeson as Bryan Mills in Taken

"How do you know all that?" "I'm retired not dead"- Jean Claude and Bryan Mills in Taken

"It was all business! It was never personal!" "It was all personal to me!" -French Cop and Bryan Mills

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love...and be loved in return" Ewan McGregor as Christian in Moulin Rouge!

"Love is like oxygen! Love is a many splendid thing, Love lifts us up to where we belong, All you need is Love!" Ewan McGregor as Christian in Moulin Rouge!

"Do or Do Not, There is no Try" -Yoda

"I won't fail you."
"No Anakin, don't fail yourself." ―Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi

"The more you know, the less you think" Qui-Gon Jinn

"Life's surprises you, Accept the gift" Ferus Olin

"'Technically' is just another way of saying you're breaking the rules" Qui-Gon Jinn

"If routine you count on,disappointed your hopes will be" Yoda

"Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is" -Yoda

"Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?" ―Obi-Wan Kenobi to Han Solo

"You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!" ―Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Size matters not." ―Yoda

"Obi-Wan has forgotten ever being a child." -Thracia Cho Leem -I take this quote into account when i write about Obi-Wan

"When you look at the dark side, careful you must be... For the dark side looks back" ―Yoda

"Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?" -Obi-Wan Kenobi to Anakin Skywalker

"Another Happy Landing" Obi-Wan Kenobi

"When you travel the universe with Qui-Gon Jinn, you tend to learn a few things." -Obi-Wan Kenobi to Anakin Skywalker

"Sometimes I feel like I've been running full speed since we blasted out of Tatooine with the droids and Ben Kenobi way back when." ―Luke Skywalker

"It's been eight or nine years now that I've been fighting against the Empire. There were times I didn't think I was going to live another moment. I don't think I ever let myself dream I might survive this long, to see this sort of victory. This was always a goal, but now that it's here…I never really dared let myself look beyond the next battle, and now, it seems, there might truly be an end to the warfare. I don't know what I'll do with myself.

"Said like a man contemplating retirement."

"Retirement? I'm not even thirty."

"Warfare is an occupation from which one can never retire too young, Commander." -Wedge and Admiral Ackbar

"We could end this quickly, if you'd only listen to my advice."

"We are not assassinating every surviving political leader on this planet."-Alpha and Obi-Wan Kenobi XD

"I sense Count Dooku."

"I sense a trap."

"Next move?"

Spring the trap."-Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi XD

"Listen to me: If this 'Darth Sidious' of yours were to walk through that door right now—and I could somehow stop you from killing him on the spot—do you know what I would do? I would ask him to sit down and I would ask him if he has any power he could use to end this war!"

"You would—you would—"

"And if he said he did, I'd bloody well offer him a brandy and talk it out!"-Palpatine and Anakin XD

"We can't let our love force you out of the Order—"

"Force me out of the Order? Was that a pun?"-Padme Amidala and Anakin Skywalker XD XD XD

"You must get help. Neither of you is any match for a Sith Lord!"

"Tell that to the one Obi-Wan left in pieces on Naboo."-Chancellor Palpatine and Anakin Skywalker XD

"Still, even a duck has to be taught to swim."

"What's a duck?"

"Never mind."-Obi-Wan and Luke XD

"Quinlan, where's my starfighter?"

"Had to blow it up to keep it from falling into Skorr's hands. A good Jedi doesn't need possessions anyway."

"You have your ship!"

"Yeah, but I'm not a very good Jedi, am I?"

"That's the second starfighter I've lost in as many days!"

"Good thing you didn't form attachments to them."

"Be quiet." -Obi-Wan Kenobi and Quinlan Vos XD XD XD

Waitress: "Anything else?"

Yoda: "Yes. We would like our meal comped."

Waitress: "Your meal will be comped."

Mace Windu: "Stop that! What happened to only using the Force for knowledge and defense?"

Yoda: "I was. Defending my wallet I was from the evil price hikes.

"Your feelings betray you, Ben." "Betray me? Do they stab me in the back, or do they just give me a swift kick in the butt?" Luke and Ben Skywalker XD

"The Force may have no dark or light side, but we do. We must choose." ―Luke Skywalker

- Lots of love from EwanLuvr4Ever!!