soooooooo... i deleted every last bit of crappy story off my profile, why? you may ask, because i was officially shit, and i knew it, soo now i'm re-writing, getting into ff7!! (clouffie woop) and also because i needed a total refresh. i'm in a dodgy head clog moment if ya know what i mean (damn you insomniac schooldays!)

now as i sit here drinking horribly strong apple juice from my purple, bendy strawed, london aquarium cup, i decide to write some stories so ENJOY!

ships:

harry potter: ron/hermione draco/harry reg/barty OLIVER/MARCUS(it = sex and you know it)

kingdom hearts: riku/soura, akuroku, cloud/yuffie (CLOUFFILUTION)

ff7: clouffie, lucrecentine, claries, relena oh and as an afternote die tifa die!!

dogma: BARTLEBYLOKI (lokelby)

chasing amy: banky/holden, alyssa/holden, hooper/banky

stand by me: gordie/chris :D

torchwood: jack/ianto, doctor/jack (can't help it)

romeo & juliet: Mercutio/Benvolio Tybalt/Mercutio and one sided Mercutio/Romeo

tekkonkinkreet: (and not cos i'm a perv, when they grow up ofc) kuro/shiro

big bang: raj/howard, leonard/penny, sheldon/sheldon clone (pfttt lol)

real lif: me/ you baby all the wayyy

so thats me, the most incredible person in the world, ha! please enjoy my hours of insomnia thinking over fanfiction.net ideas! lol (yes i do have slash obsession)

p.s as a afterthought, never write fics at 4:30 (mine were always indecipherable gibberish)

pps: rape is bad kids (though it aint rape if they enjoy it!)