Hey everybody! I am SOOO proud of myself! I have been a member of Fanfiction for almost 2 years, and I JUST figured out how to download stories/make a profile! You can stop laughing at my stupidity now- my friends do that enough for ALL of you!

ALSO! i would like to make a point here: I write Liley/Mikiley/Likayla stories BECAUSE they're about lesbians. I am a part of, and COMPELTELY support, the GBL community (for cheeseheads that means the Gay, Bisexual, and Lesbian community)

My motto is:

Love is love. Wether or not it is a man or woman, if you love someone, it's true.

Oh yeah, I can be deep.

NOW GIVE ME YOUR CHOCOLATE BTCHES!

Fave Quotes:

TV:

Drake and Josh:
Mom: turns off tv

Josh: What up with that?

Hannah Montana:

Miley: What ever you do, don't eat that!

Lily: Why not?
Miley: Because it was made by the Devil's Little helper!

Lily: You are being ridiculous! takes bite cough cough falls off (sarcastically)

Nick Jonas: We're such big fans!
Joe Jonas: We love your music!
Nick: You're pretty!

Miley: What if I forget my clothes? Then I'd just be dancing in my underwear!
Lily: That'd be quite a show.

My and my Friends:

Me and Jessie: skipping through hallway towards history WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD! THE WONDERFUL WIZARD NAMED ROD!

(at lunch)

Katie: (mouth full) mmfhg, rshsuoskh!!

Me: I know, right!?

Me and Jessie: skipping around history classroom SKIP! SKIP! SKIP!

Me: trips over chair TRIP!

Jessie: hahahahah!

Me: I'm okay!

Me: OOH OOH SING THE LLAMA SONG!

Susan: Here's a llama, there's a llama everywhere we look's a llama!

Me: YEA! DOODLECAKE!

Okay, in the story Say My Name, Mikayla and Lily are getting married. Here are their dresses:
Lily:

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070419/070419_disneyDress_vmed.widec.jpg

Mikayla:

http://www.wod.com/ncbridal/images/gabrielle.jpg

And in the story, If I Weren't a Rich Girl, Lily's heading out. Here's the dress:

http://slimages.macys.com/is/image/MCY/products/3/optimized/338563_fpx.tif?wid=250&fmt=jpeg&qlt=100

and the coat (bottom left):

http://shinymedia.headshift.com/images/photos/uncategorized/dorothyperkins_1.jpg

PM me to tell me what you think!

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