Author has written 10 stories for Maximum Ride, Repo! The Genetic Opera, and Sherlock.
Ah, fanfiction.net, here we are again.
I may or may not be active here again. My Maximum Ride fics are gathering about two years worth of dust, I need to combine my oneshots into a big pile and I need to rewrite everything because all of it is frankly terrible.
I'm changing my name. It might hurt your bookmarks some. I'm sorry, it has to be done.
Hi! Nice to meet you! I don't think we've met yet, usually people who follow me don't check my profile much. It'd be helpful if they DID because then they could see all the shit I'm doing.
So, updates on the life. Nothing much has changed, college is eating my soul, the idea of uni is mind-crushingly terrifying and I've been trying more original writing and liking it.
As for fanfiction, well...it's been a long time since I've felt like writing it. A long time. I've had no new ideas for Maximum Ride or Repo. Repo I might soon but MR...sigh, frankly I'm falling out of love with it. Well, not the idea of it but the canon. Haven't read Angel yet, disliked everything from The Final Warning onwards. It's just generally bad quality, and I know what I'm talking about because seriously JP, I've read better structured fanfic.
Now though I'm into a new fandom. It's been a while since I found a new one but here I am. Can you guess what it is? It's BBC Sherlock. My god is it Sherlock. I have so many ideas. So many. It's just hard to write them all because I can't stand the ones I read that are so out of character I want to scream.
I'm sorry about my Max Ride fics. Really I am. I just...oh, I just can't be bothered with it any more. Maybe I'm fickle, maybe I'm a fantard but still. It irks me and I haven't looked for new fics in a while because I really don't want to trawl through that many to find the gems.
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PROFILE STATEMENTS & Quotes
FanFiction may advise against hot of the press content but I'm guilty of that crime
Crack!fic is good for the soul of the fandom
When in doubt, add a makeout scene. The fans will love you for it. No, really. They will. Especially if it's slash.
If you write everything in lower case, then it better be for dramatic reasons, and not just cause you don't know what caps lock is.
Being a Grilo fan means thinking that Zydrate Anatomy = Best. First. Date. EVER!
"Not the dead doctor with the hungry scalpel" ~ Rotti Largo, Repo! The Genetic Opera
"He'll paint your ass like a Rembrandt. Ha! You like-a that!" ~ Pavi Largo, Repo! The Genetic Opera
"You have limitations, don't go chasing flies." ~ Shilo Wallace, Repo! The Genetic Opera
"And it's my job, to steal and rob...GRAVES!" ~ Graverobber, Repo! The Genetic Opera
"Ask a GENtern who they prefer, ten out of nine will say the Pavi!" ~ Pavi Largo, Repo! The Genetic Opera
"But you compare me to a corpse! Stay with the dead, I'm joining the living!" Shilo Wallace, Repo! The Genetic Opera
"Duh." ~ Shilo Wallace and Graverobber, Repo! The Genetic Opera
"It's curtains for you, Dr Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains." ~ Captain Hammer, Dr Horribles Sing Along Blog
"Doors are for people with no imagination." ~ Skulduggery Pleasant, Skulduggery Pleasant
"It's been a rare pleasure knowing you digidestined. MEDIUM RARE!" ~ MetalSeadramon, Digimon Adventure
"I lost more than my heart in that cantina, I left my manhood there on Tatooine. Son, it don't mean you're weak, if you turn the other cheek, but if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son you aint a man." ~ Voltaire, Cantina
"Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, oh damned soul wallowing in your sin. Bringing torment and pain to others, perhaps...it is time to die." Ai Enma, English Dub of Hell Girl
"Don't talk out loud Anderson, you lower the IQ of the whole street" ~ Sherlock
Sherlock&John - OTP FOR-FUCKING-EVER. It's practically canon, people. Even their eye-sex bromance is intense.
Fax - Fang & Max, Maximum Ride (c'mon, surely everyone knows this one?)
Igella. Eggy. - Iggy and Ella, Maximum Ride
SarahJareth - Labyrinth (Is there really any other alternative that doesn't involve OCs or incest?)
Grilo - Graverobber&Shilo (FUCKYES. Who's with me on this one?)
RoibenxKaye - Tithe. (Still haven't read the other books. I am poor and my library fails.)
MaddyLoki - Runemarks (there is, like, NO Runemarks fanfic. C'mon people!)
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