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since: 04-08-07, id: 1255554, Profile Updated: 07-06-09
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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

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If you are an anime/manga adict, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a Narutard and you're proud of it, copy this on to your profile.

The more you love someone, the more you want them dead.

In All Those Who Feel Love, There Lies A Capacity For Hate.

There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.

It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.

It's boring to be normal.


If you play TNR, please message me! My username is AyaseTerada. My alt's name is Rokubi.

My DA name is MySweetYahiko

My ChickenSmoothie name is Rokubi

My Verpets name is Rokubi

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. (I am an obbssessive, psychotic, Jinchuuriki, random, Yahiko fangirl )

The Akatsuki leader is NOT the Yondaime, copy and paste into your profile.


Profile Under Construction...SO JUST DEAL WITH IT!

Favorite Author on Fanfiction.net Ever- Secret Sheik. She is just amazing! It is my job to serve Kazuko-Danna.

Best Fic on Fanfiction.net Ever- Pein and Konan: The Way Things Are (written by Secret Sheik herself!!)

2nd best Author- DaxLP (such a good person )

Best Drabble Series- Missing Moments, written by the AWESOME DaxLP

2nd Best Drabble Series- Shades of Red and Yellow


If you've ever cried as you read a fan fic, copy and paste this in your bio. (yes, mainly Our Tommorows Start Tonight, Pein and Konan: The Way Things Are, We Are One, Twilight Brings the Fall, Shards of the Dying Sun, Reincarnation, and Pein and Konan: The Rainy Days Are The Hardest))

If you have ever been addicted to the Akatsuki, paste this to your profile

If you think a certain pairing should get more love, paste this into your profile (Nagato/Konan, Kein/Fein, Suika, Kein/Dein and Nagato/Yahiko)

If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a labotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list. Artful Lounger Winged Servant of the Night, TheNightShadow4, Ayase Reincarnated

Live Dangerously. Run With Scissors.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like writing pastes this onto your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I find "good morning" contradictory.

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

''Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.''

No try. Do, or do not. There is no try." - Yoda, Star Wars

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side. And it holds the world together." - Random website

"The world only requires two things in life. WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape, if it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40.

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." -Burt Bacharach

"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action." -Anonymous

Konichiwa!

My name is- None of your buisness just kidding it's Inukita Meisu Sasha Yuki Akata Alba Abumi Hyuuga Terada Tsuchi Inuzuka Nara Uchiha Yamanaka Couger Akimichi Abumrame Kaguya Torisuna Mijuo Raijuu Lightning Yagami Uzumaki Namikaze Fuuma Akatsuki Kamizuru Yurameshi Jaganshi Kurama Kuwabara Hoshigaki Sabaku Haruno Hozuki Kinuta Kurosaki Hinamori Ichimaru

Gender- Female

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! (yes, I am an ex-Rain ninja who joined Akatsuki!!)

Species- Jinchuuriki/Hagsfiend/Scroom/Alter User/kick-ass Kunoichi/Pokemon Trainer/Inner/Akatsuki Member Ever/Glauxist/Pure One/Wolf Demon/Rain Village Ninja/VampiricWolf/GlacierNinja/Narutard/Akatsukitard/Otaku/Vyrwolf

Age- Wouldn't you like to know!

Fav shows- Naruto, S-cry-ed, Static Shock

Fav Series- Guardians of Ga'Hoole

I'm a HUGE Akatsuki fangirl. No, I'm not rabid. I'm a fangirl in the sense that I want to see the remaining members survive the whole Naruto Series. I wish all the others weren't dead though. But with the way it's going, the remaining members will probably all die. If that does happen...Hinata should kill Zetsu. Suigetsu should kill Kisame. Tenten should kill Konan. Kakashi should kill Tobi. And Pein should commit suicide. Still, I'm not saying I WANT them to drop dead. Everyone deserves a fighting chance. These guys, in my opinion, aren't evil. Just a bit twisted. Blame it on Madara. It's ALL his fault! Let's all take a moment of Silence to remember the fallen 5: Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Hidan, & Kakuzu. Long Live Akatsuki! Akatsuki forever I say! RISE! Let them live!

If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a sucker for Romance or Romance/Humor fan fics, copy and paste this to your bio and join the club. (ok, usually I fall in love with these fics if they involve the Akatsuki!)

Hobbies- Hunting, Falconry, Owl obsessing, weasels, ferrets, skunks! (seriously, i want a pet skunk! I'll call him Madara)

Nagato/Konan- My most Guilty Pleasure I must admit! There's no denying that all up-to-date Narutards have at least a little love for this pairing. Look into your mind, very deeply, and see it. It's there, trust me. You all must have some hidden hope for them! Everyone in the world deserves a good life! These 2 are no exception. And there's someone out there for everyone. Can't you just see the love here? I can rant for hours on end on just how much love I have for this pair!

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (woohoo! I like the rain for 3 reasons )

If you believe that Sakura and Sasuke WILL get married, copy and paste this to your profile. (they are already secretly married lol)

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a major NaruHina and a ShikaTema fan, copy this into your profile.

Suika- Can't you just sense the love between these 2? They say people who fight constantly(verbally fighting) are in love with each other, even if they don't know/realize it yet.

(i'm 1 of the only people who likes poor Karin!)

If you think Neji used Byakugan on Tenten EVEN JUST ONCE, please copy and paste this on your profile. (i think it's been more than just 1 time!)

Yes, I'm a massive supporter of NEJITENTEN4LYF!! So many people bash Tenten to bits in fanfiction and AMV'S, it hurts me. WE seriously need to change the rules!! Paste this on to your profile, we need to get 100 signatures so we can show some people that there are fans of NejiXTenten out there!! Serenity Silence, Namida, TotalWeaponFan1010, animefancutie11, Sweet-Tooth15151515, EmBrAsIng-DaRkNeSS, Merciless Ruby, DemonicAngel08, animegirl1o1, Ayase Reincarnated

ALL HAIL KLUDD AND NYRA!

p.s. I am an anime bisexual!

p.s.s. If ANYONE says aything bad about my fav Naruto couple, I'll kill them. Yes, I'm serious about this. I'm VERY defensive of the Nagato/Konan pairing. JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE!

I am like a ninja: Silent, secretive, lethal...

I like Naruto by Masashi Kishimoto for that reason...

I am like an owl: quiet, graceful, beautiful...

I like Gaurdians of Ga'Hoole by Kathryn Lasky for that reason...

I am like an alter user: unique, powerful, misunderstood, determined...

I like S-Cry-Ed by Yosuke Kuroda for that reason...

I am me...

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you love Japanese culture, copy this into your profile.

If you hate NejiHina copy this into your profile.

Naru/Sasu and Sasu/Naru is just disgusting. THEY ARE BROTHERS! NOT LOVERS! If you don't like these 2 being together romantically then please put this in your profile. We need people to support the non-lovers-just-brothers theory! Please also add your name to this list when you put this in your profile. Ayase Reincarnated

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this copy and paste this in your profile.

If Naruto ever proposed to Sakura, she would scream "Not on your life" and pummel him into pudding. Besides, the lead male and the lead female going together is a cliche that got overused by old superhero comics. (Captain Awesome always comes along and rescues Miss Pretty-Pretty romantically in the end. I'm sick of it!)If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile.

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!:KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, Ayase Reincarnated

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Akatsuki is the greatest organization out of every anime/manga. They don't deserve the horrible treatment all of the members are enduring! There are many fans out there and you know it! Copy and paste this into your profile if you're an Akatsuki fan and want them all to live. Then add your name: Ayase Reincarnated

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (SUGGGGGAAARRR!!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile. (i feel like an ass now...)

If you know some who you just want to tack a picture of them to a dartboard and throw darts at it then please copy and paste this into your profile then say the person, specify where they are from, and add your name afterwords- Madara Uchiha (Naruto) Ayase Reincarnated

A rose is a rose is a rose. (SAKURA HARUNO! lol)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (I'M FUCKING INSANE!)

Even when you cant see Him, GLAUX is there! If you believe in GLAUX put this in your profile. (all hail Glaux!)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (my name is Meisu. my best friend is Sayurashi.)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (ok...it's Naruto, Scryed, Guardians of Ga'Hoole and the Nagato/Konan pair for me)

If you patiently, patiently keep your eyes on the stats of hits of a story you just published for the next 24 hours and squeal happily for every hit it gets, copy and paste this on your bio. (my Akatsuki Family Ties Story yay!)

Tobi is Obito and vice versa. Spread the word and copy and paste this to your bio. (TOBITO SUPPORTER!)

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (i do...her name is Rokubi no Raijuu)

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think that push doors with handles are created by the union to make people feel stupid. (they were made because Americans are stupid)

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile. (my pervy friends make me do that ALOT)

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile. (i'm on a permanent sugarhigh)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. (no such thing as normal...)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. (i do this ALL THE TIME)

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening. (me is #2)

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, Madara Uchiha, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh, I will laugh. If you cry, I will cry. If you jump out a window… I will laugh even harder. -?

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (on the phone i zoned out and started uttering Rez at like 12 AM in the morning!)

fav quotes:

"I now pronounce u man & enemy." -random part of a fic i read

Stupid Lee and his stalking ways…’ -Sakura in a fic i read

I would have thought he was joking...if it weren’t for the fact that Itachi’s sense of humor is on level with that of a rock. -a random fic i read

No, the Sound Four-Five-Six were just… not tired. -a random fic i read.

"That’s alright sir," Biff said, looking around, "say, does anyone have a hammer?" -Biff in a random fic i read

(that last 1 is special. ya have to know Scryed to understand)

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser. -Random

Would you like Tea with your Usual 4th Talon? -Gylfie in GOG book 2

You’re a sick fuck Itachi. Good luck. -Kisame in a random fic i read

Someone threw a muffin at me. -me

I think, therefore I'm dangerous. -random

Kabuto and emotions don’t go in the same sentence. -a random fic i read.

You Animal! -Ayase (you have to see ep. 4 of SCRYED to know this 1)

"Suigetsu, Karin, you know what violence does to Juugo. Don’t tempt him. -a random fic i read.

Your clothes scream Here I am, Kill me now! -a random fic i read

OMG is that a Pizza! -me

Fear the Future, Fail the Now. -my best friend Kelsey

I Am My Own Best Friend. -my buddy Amy

-hands you a black gem full of my chakra that is warm to your touch- -Demongirl from TNR

The shark-like man grinned again. In a few days, Itachi would be back to his normal, emotionless self. Kisame would be back to scruffling Itachi's hair whenever he thought he could get away with it. Itachi would wipe the floor with Deidara again. Everything would be back to normal. -a random fic i read

Now it was every man, puppet, and freak of nature for himself. -an Akatsuki fic i read

No, pissed would be an understatement. Homicidal maybe. But then again as any respectable demon, she was always homicidal. But now- now she had an actual reason to want to burn everything to cinders aside from petty tantrums. It appeared that everyone and their freaky ninja grandmas seemed to find it okay to drop by for a visit. -a femKyuubi oneshot i looked at

"Well, Shikaku, go away! Listen, why can’t you just leave?" "Do I have to? That would require moving." -Shikaku and Yoshino in a random fic i read.

Her quick eyes flicker around his team members (which is ironic; did he leave their old team only to create another?) and she doesn’t comment on the glaring fangirl, the Kisame-wannabe, or the large man with obvious sanity issues. -a random fic i read.

There was virtually nothing to do except sit around, or go to sleep. Tayuya had never been able to get used to this, often through the years, she just waltzed in to Sakon’s room and started playing with his PC. He hardly had any real games…. Unless you counted porn as a real game. Then he had tons. Tayuya sighed. You never would’ve thought, Sakon of all people… -a random fic i read and liked.

You're my mummy? I wondered where my ancient Egyptian relic had wandered off to >_>
back into your sarcophagus you go. -Aeterno-Dono from TNR

I is edjimacated...learn me a book! -my crazy friend Chokiko

"If you love something, Set it Free. Or Just cripple it so it can't get away." - Unknown (Sadly this is the perfect quote to describe my favorite Naruto couple: Nagato/Konan)

My favorites sayings:
Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
How may I screw you over today?
A conscience does not prevent sin, it only prevents you from enjoying it.
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity

Boldly going nowhere.
Don't drink and drive! You might hit a bump and spill your sake!
Don't feel pity for the stupidity.
It's hard to look like i care because i don't.
Cancel my subscription because I'm tired of your issues.
Don't judge a man till you walk a mile in his shoes, after that who cares you're a mile away and you've got his shoes
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another sake.
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Whatever it is I didn't do it! YET...
Keyboard not found, press any key to continue

Proof That The human Race Is Doomed To Stupidity;

-Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

-Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

-Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (this is 1 of my favorite on the list)

-Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

-Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

Actual Labels on Products;

-On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (my fav on this list)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (my 2nd fav)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only

Ever Wonder;

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Kein

2. Yahiko

3. Dein

4. Kyuubi

5. Zaku

6. Fein

7. Kin

8. Konan

9. Akamaru

10. Kirabi

11. Gein

12. Nagato

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

Fein/Gein...NO, AND I HOPE I NEVER WILL! Fein is Kein's girl -.-

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Of course! Kyuubi is uber smexy!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I'd thank the Glaux my greatest dream has come true then die happy

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?

Yes, actually

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yeah, I like it

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

5/10...it's too damn funny

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

she'd have a massive nosebleed then pass out cuz she had just witnessed the greatest yaoi ever

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

I'll pass, thank you very much -.-

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I'd love to see it!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Sympathy for the Damned

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Humor/Sci-fi/Fantasy/Supernatural

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I say he's yaoi, and I'm sure my friends do too

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yes

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Hellz no!

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

YO YO YO MOTHERFUCKER!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hanging By a Moment OR Lost Butterfly

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning...1 3way too awesome for human eyes dead ahead

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Baby we ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

He'd direct Konan in Nagato's direction because Yahiko already has a girlfriend, but not say a word in the process

20. How emo is Seven?

Not emo...do you need your head examined?

21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?

Kyuubi: Back off bitch, that Fox is MINE

Kein: alright, i'll back down now...but if you fall asleep, prepare to be mind raped

Yahiko: guys...i have a GIRLFRIEND already

Kyuubi: who asked you?

22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?

i'm pretty sure she wears plenty of male clothes anyway seeing as she's 1 of the only 2 females in Akatsuki

23) What would a One/Two baby look like?

NO COMMENT

24) What is Five's ultimate weakness?

Kin wearing his favorite shirt

25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers?

lovers...cuz Fox on Fox action is HOT

My Oc Charcters:

Volt (#757)

Experiment #757. She encounters Sparky and he names her Volt. She looks like a demonic weasel with 4 tails, golden-yellow fur, deadly claws & fangs, 4 arms, 2 antenna, and 5 back spikes. But she is slightly bi-polar and has a superiority complex. Sparky doesn't mind, although she almost killed him randomly. They are naturally attracted to each other. She may not seem it, but Volt has the capibility to destroy entire galaxies. The whole 700 Series of experiments are capible of destroying planets, universes, galaxies, and solar systems. Her abilities consist and revolve around Thunder and Lightning. She's stronger than Sparky and can use stronger electric attacks then him. If they were to fight till the death, Volt would be the winner. Luckily, that point will NEVER come. I assure you of it. Together, Volt and Sparky will face many challenges and deadly dangers. Later in the story, they will live permanatly with Stitch and Lilo. Both get their own collars and their own beds as well.

Pessimism is good.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy and paste this into your profile

If you are an Otaku post this! (Otaku is a Japanese term used to refer to people with obsessive interests, particularly anime and manga- info gotten off of Wikipedia!)

If your family and friends get REALLY ticked off with your constant talking about Naruto, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Midori, NejiTenfanforever, Deidara and Toshiros property, Uchiha Surane, Ayase Reincarnated

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Less than 1 of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeRIf, Deidara and Toshiros property, Muffn and Uchiha Surane, Ayase Reincarnated

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Tenshi ken (Angel blade)
Ikazuchi kanpan (Thunder Cracker)
Tenrai ken (Divine Blade)
Ketsueki ken (Blood Blade)
Tenshi tsubasa (Angel Wings)
Ken tentou (Blade of Heaven)
Shinku metsuki (Crimson Eyes)
Chiyu nami (Healing Wave)
Aoi- Ikazuchi- Ken (Blue Thunder Blade)
Sori- Tenshi- youshiki (Arch Angel Form)

/I believe that/

~Oroichmaru is one (or more)~

.of the following:.

1.Micheal Jackson's Twin

2. A Crazy Pedophile Who Wants To Take Over The World With His Little Boy Servants

3.A Former Gay Stripper Who Lost His Touch (not that I have anything against gays/lesbiens)

4. Someone's Former, Discarded Sex Toy

5.The Human Reincarnation Of An Unlucky & Unfortunate Snake 'Demon' Who Wanted To Rule The World But Got Born Into The Body Of The Unluckiest Man On Earth

6. A Man Who Wanted To Be A Woman Who Got A Sex Change That Went Horribly Wrong (I dnt have anything against those ppl, by the way)

7. A Science Experiment Gone Horribly Wrong

8. An Evil Demon Who Likes To Eat The Bodies Of Dead Little Boys (Especially Uchihas)

9. A sad reminder that a snake and human do not make a beautiful child.

10. The long-lost cousin of Voldemort

11. All of the above, should anyone decide to add to this list.

:If You Hate Oroichmaru:

"Add This Onto Your Profile"

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Narutard Quiz

1. who are your favorite characters? Pein(Nagato), Konan, Yahiko, Zaku, Sai, Yamato, Kein, Dein, Fein

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Nagato/Konan ZakuKin KimiTay KabuShiz KakaAnko SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaTema NejiTen Kein/Fein

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? ALLLLL!!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? i want to cosplay as Kiba, Kyuubi, and Yahiko eventually

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Cards,games, Deidara plushie, poster

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? YAHIKO!! (after he got reincarnated as a black-and-white fox)

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina dammit!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? I'll luv SasuSaku till the end and beyond!

9. Which team is your favorite? the Amegakure Genin- Nagato, Yahiko, and Konan. they were SOOOO cute! and i cannot resist staring at Yahiko! -faints- so hot...

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Tobito supporter! i believe he's Madara AND Obito!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Konan for Glaux's sake!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Sadly,no

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? no, but i'm trying

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? try ADHD -.-

17. Sub or dub? doesn't matter. RAW is good too

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro Sakura!!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? cute and funny!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? he's a good boy! (and Madara the sexy beast)

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Sexy Nerd Beast

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Hidan and Itachi

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? TOTALLY AWESOME!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Nagato cuz we all know he loves Konan

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? YES!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? YES!

27. Do you like lemons? N/K lemons are the best kind!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? yeah, but they hate Naruto in general

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? not yet

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? not yet

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? yes, my best friend who loves Zetsu

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? yeah, my friends

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
said 'WTF is this?'not exactly, but my brother has said that to my Bijuu drawings

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? i failed 10th grade math cuz of my Nagato/Konan obssession and my obssession with their teammate Yahiko

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Hellz yesh!!

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? HELLZ YES!!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? FUCK NOOOO CUZ MADARA IS THE LEADER!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. i draw only Bijuu, not humans

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? he's sexier in CM LVL 2 form than in normal form!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? a few, yes

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? HELLZ YESH IT HASZ!!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isnt for you.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to Hagsmire, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

When you talk to Glaux, that's religion. When Glaux talks to you, that's psychotic.

You wanna know why Glaux created Man before Beast? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Sarcasm is one more service I offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privelige.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

I have a photgraphic memory, but it takes a day to develop.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium... my work here is done.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

The Jashin Alphabet

A Is For Akamaru Who Drowned In A Pool
B Is For Bandit Who Was Eaten By Ghouls
C Is For Chouji With Disease Of The Brain
D Is For Dein Derailed On A Train
E Is Ebisu Who Was Buried Alive
F Is For Fein Who Was Stabbed Through The Eye
G Is For Gein Who Died In The Womb
H Is For Hidan Who Was Sealed In A Tomb

I Is For Ino Who Lost Her Front Brakes
J Is For Jiraiya Who Was Bitten By Snakes
K Is For Kein Who Was Shot In The Head
L Is For Lee Who Bled And Bled
M Is For Madara Who Was Burned To A Crisp
N Is For Nagato Who Was Pummeled By Fists
O Is For Obito Who Lived Life Too Fast
P Is For Pein Who Swallowed Some Glass

Q Is For Quentin Who Took The Wrong Trail
R Is For Rin Who Rotted In Jail
S Is For Sasuke Who Was Shot With A Bow
T Is For Tenten Who Froze In The Snow
U Is Udon Who Was Trampled By Hooves
V Is For Vanessa Who Fell Off A Roof
W Is For Will Who Was Hit By A Car
X Is For Xavier Who Sunk In The Tar
Y Is For Yahiko Who Fell From A Plane
Z Is For Zaku Who Simply Went INSANE

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1. Heart Of The Pack » reviews
Meisu -OC- was born and grew up in Amegakure, even though she's an Inuzuka. She tries to find her way through life among all the bloody violence in Rain. But something about her may hinder her future. Yahiko/Meisu & more. AU later on. -Edited-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,076 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-8-09 - Published: 4-18-09 - Yahiko
2. Point of Impact reviews
In the end, they all had souls. And they only wanted peace. Too bad peace comes at a very high price. slight-AU-style version of the Naruo vs Pein fight. Nagato/Konan and Kein/Fein.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-23-09 - Pein & Nagato - Complete
3. I Don't Mind reviews
Slight AU. contains Yaoi and Het pairings. Minor yaoi lemon scene and moderate foul language. Non-evil, slightly family-like Akatsuki. Just something random to pass the time. Please enjoy. Slightly better summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-21-08 - Pein & Konan - Complete
4. VW Chronicals » reviews
THis was written by a friend from TNR named KibaGarou. It's about the Vampiric Wolf Tribe. Has OC's and is slightly AU. T for violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 7-16-08
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