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Author has written 7 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Hellsing, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Firefly. In case you were wondering, my real name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton–Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third. Don't heisitate to call. "Life is like a grapefruit. It's orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgey in the middle. It's got pips inside too. Oh, and most people half half of one for breakfast." Fav. Movies: Hellsing OVA 3, Lord of the Rings (All), Pirates of the Caribbean 1&3, V for Vendetta, Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shamballa, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, and Advent Children: Final Fantasy VII. I am an official fangirl of the following people: Roy Mustang, Pip Vernedead, Vincent Valentine, Squall Leonhart, and Balthier. I also firmly believe that the Master Chief from HALO is secretly Vincent Valentine from FFVII. I will defend this theory until someone proves it wrong. Which they probably won't. I also firmly believe that Jean Havoc and Pip Vernedead are the same person! Vincent Valentine is not a vampire. I guess he just thinks that coffins are cool. Deal with it. Oh, yeah: The pairings of Yuffietine, PipxSeras, Royai, AlucardxIntegra, and BalthierxAshe are cuter than heck, oh-so-obvious, and not up for debate. :) Random or Obscure holidays to celebrate if you're bored and need a hobby: Ides of March (March 15th) Guy Fawkes Night: (November 5th) Vincent Valentine's Birthday: (October 13th) Hobbit Day: (September 22nd) Royai Day: (Damnit, gotta find out when that is...) Pi Day: (March 14th) St. George's Day: (Wanna say May 4th. Correct me if I'm wrong.) Bastille Day: (July 14th. Also my birthday.) Oh, and more by-the-ways: Procrastination may be an art, but I've developed it into a science. But no matter how long I take to finish something, I will finish it... "If you try to take a cat apart to see how it works, the only thing you'll end up with is a non-working cat." - Douglas Adams (One of the few people who could say something like that on national radio/television and get away with it, might I add...) I died my hair bright purple once. Want to see? Click here for a great blackmail picture! PEACE AND LOVE!!!! (And doughnuts!) | |||||||
1. Zombie Plan reviewsAfter a late night of watching Firefly and Red vs. Blue and drinking Mountain Dew, I came up with this. NOT A CROSSOVER. Oneshot.Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-22-08 - Simon & Jayne - Complete2. The List, or Six Impossible Things » reviews[Post AC]To relieve boredom, Yuffie comes up with a list of things she's detetermined to change about her fellow AVALANCHE members...Implied CloTi and Yuffietine.DRUMMROLL PLEASE! CHAPTER TEN IS HERE AT LONG LAST! IT'S REALLY HERE! YAY! Don't kill me...Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,596 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 9-16-07 - Yuffie K. & Tifa L.3. What Friends are for reviewsHappy Valentine's day! Here's an odd little fic for the birthday of everyone's favorite Final Fantasy VII character. And if he's not everyone's favorite, then he should be!It's under 'Family' as genre because...it seemed to workFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-13-07 - Vincent V. - Complete4. Fullmetal Alchemist Drinking Game reviewsLike the title says, people. Grab your favorite drink and see how you do! MAssive spoiler warnings for the end of the series. You've been warned.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-7-07 - Complete5. Easier Said than Done reviewsGuess what? Chapter 1 has been revised, and has a new ending. This fic is now a oneshot, but it's a long oneshot. What the ending of DoC should have been: Shelkeless, and involving a little Yuffietine. Completed.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-1-07 - Yuffie K. & Vincent V. - Complete6. Spiders reviewsONE SHOT...The secret thoughts of Seras Victoria regarding the little eight legged fiends....Or maybe not so secret thoughts...Rated for language.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-27-07 - Complete7. What not to say in a Chatroom reviewsYeah, well. Just a little look into what the Turks and other Shinra employees do in their spare time. Hey, I was bored.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-26-07 - Cloud S. & Reno
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