Okay, so this is my FanFiction page. Yay. I obviously don't own any of the Characters I use (If I did, I'd probably write the actual stories.) I cuss and use lotsa violence in my writing so if you're not into that type of thing, you probably shouldn't read. I'm not kidding about this. I have gotten flames saying I swear too much and I'm sick of them. There's a great big internet out there, you don't have to read my fics.

I've got three stories going on right now. Primarily I'm working on a Phineas and Ferb piece called Biology. This is one of the two fics that probably won't use a lot of cussing just 'cause Phineas and Ferb is set in the midst of suberbia and I can't see the characters swearing up a storm in really any situation. In Biology, Ferb's estranged biological mother returns from england with alterier motives and the family must cope with event that (if I actually owned the show) would rock the Flynn-Fletcher Family. This fic will also have the least romantic qualities. The main characters are eleven, probably at the oldest. No interest romantic development can come from that in my opinion.

Another work in progress I'm trying to get back into is an Indiana Jones fic, Mutt Williams and the Sword of the Immortal. Mutt is at boarding school when he learns from a mysterious stranger that his parents have been abducted and taken to search for an ancient sword for the communist dictatorship in China. (Mao Zedong, people, google it) Now Mutt is on a journey to find the sword, save his parents and, potentially, the world. I'm trying to keep this going but it requires alot of research.

The second fic for those of you who dislike swearing would be the Greek Mythology fic, Rise of Icarus. It doesn't swear because I can't swear in ancient greek... I only took spanish in highschool. It incorperates two of my favorite myths of Icarus and Persephone. It follows Icarus's afterlife- after the sun ended his life- and his friendship/depressing love interest in the queen of the underworld who sees in him a difiance she has lost. I'm not sure when I'll update it again.

I have two compleated fics for Naruto. First is Coma's Are A Bitch. Just a stupid little Kiba and Hinata thing that has been bouncing around in my head. Kiba goes into a coma and he has to make Hinata love him in order to get back into his body. Only issue is that no one can see or hear him, but when has that stoped true love? Many times I'm sure. All compleated and happy face.

Also there is Prison Camp which is a ShikamaruXIno type of thing which I am all done with!! My first finished, and most popular, fan fiction. I'm quite proud. Team 10 (Shikamaru, Ino and Choji) have been captured by Orochimaru (obviously this is before Sasuke killed him) and endure hardship to survive. It is rated M so if you don't like rape, abuse and/or horribly literal and realistic descriptions, you may want to click far away. Also, if you're so madly in love with Sasuke that you can't take anything bad about him at all, turn away. He really has no redeming qualities in this fic.

I think I'm a pretty good writer. I don't do Gay or Lesbian fiction unless the charecters are acutally gay in the book. This is not because I am a bigot, (see note at bottom of page) its because I want to remain as true as possible to what ever story I'm writing from and I don't think anyone from the Naruto world is gay (except possible Choji or Shino) I may however write straight porn. I'm horny, sue me.

On a similar note, if you think I'm a good writer I will take requests. I don't promise to actually write a story but you can still request something. I don't do the little "Choose your own adventure" crap. I want real charecters with names not just "You" writen over and over. If you really want a story writen though, you should probably write it yourself. After all, that's why we're here, isn't it?

On another note, I swear. If I write a character (espacially a male character) chances are they will swear. I refuse to censor myself and if you do not like it, there are plenty of other fics out there. You have been warned. I will swear and while I apologize if it offends you (mainly because I think its your loss if you choose to limit your vocabulary) I do not and will not apologize for swearing. To sum it up, here is the underground gospel of Immortal Technique

"Freedom Of Speech"Freedom of speech, motherfucker
Okay, something for the kids (hahaha)

Pinocchio
I got no strings to hold be down
To make me fret or make me frown
I had strings, but now I'm free
I got no strings on me

Verse 1
Step into the club smoothly with a L in my hand
Bitches know that I'm a freak like the elephant man
Intelligent plans
Fuck a record deal, I want development land
With my benevolent clan
And that's the reason that I only trust my fam
40,000 records sold, 400 grand
Fuck a middle man, I won't pay anyone else
I'll bootleg it and sell it to the streets my self
I'd rather be that than signed and stuck on a shelf
And because of this executives try to diss me
Racism frozen in time like Walt Disney
And now they say they wanna get me signed to the majors
If I switch up my politics and change my behavior
Try to tell me what to rhyme about over the beat
Bitch niggas that never spent a day in the street
But I repeat that nobody can hold my reigns
I put the truth on tracks nigga, simple and plain

Pinocchio
I got no strings, so I have fun
I'm not tied up when we need one
They've got strings but you can see
There are no strings on me!

Verse 2
I guess to America I'm a disaster
A slave that was destined to own his masters
Independent in every single sense of the word
I say what I want, you fuckin little sensitive herb
This is America, I thought we had freedom of speech
But now you want try to control the way that I speak
And O'Reilly you think that you a patriot?
You ain't nothing but a motherfuckin racist bitch
Fulla hatred, pressin a button trying to inject me
But I ain't got no motherfuckin deal with Pepsi
No corporate sponser telling me what to do
Asking me to tone it down during the interview
Tryin' to minimize the issue, but I'm keeping it large
I love the place that I live, but I hate the people in charge
Speakin is hard when you got strings attached
So I'm a say it for you 'cause I ain't got none o' that
And if you didn't understand what I spit at your brain
Aiyyo son, let this little nigga explan:

Pinocchio
I got no strings to hold be down
To make me fret or make me frown
I had strings, but now I'm free
I got no strings on me

Come on son, y'all niggas know the way I do
Immortal Technique, dot com live for you
And I know sometimes it be making you nervous
The way I snatch puppet rappers that belong in a circus
You motherfuckers just can't compare
Looking for a fan base that's no longer there
I know that you're scared, and you're hidin' up in the cut
But this is freedom of speech nigga, tell 'em what's up

Word nigga, fuck John Ashcroft! Nigga, fuck Fox News! Fuck those snake-ass
bitches Tryin to manipulate your opinion, tellin you what to think
Word the fuck up, like "we invaded niggas 'cause we want to free them"
You racist motha fucka, you don't give a shit about those people
You can suck my dick!!
(hahahaha)

Another rum and coke at the bar, nigga
Its my day off, word up
Fuck, for the kids, (ha) for the kids (hahaha)
Beat Bandits

So that's my bio. I suck at them. Read my work if you want to know how my brain is wired. See ya.

P.S To all the people who review either of my stories, its you guys that keep me going. Sometimes I feel that this is the only thing in my life that gets results. Thank you and keep it up.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS! I got this from Somebody (I foget who)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

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