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My name is Ryan and I'm From Canada. Hoo-rah!

Some of my interests are Sports, Hanging, Friends, a big one WRESTLING (WWE and TNA), video games mainly rpg's,

Twilight pwns Harry Potter (though) I still like HP!

I read all the books in like 9 hours combined.

The Best were easily New Moon and Breaking Dawn for me (cause New Moon has lots of Jake and Breaking Dawn is partly in his POV)

While I am not a Jake/Bella fan, I still think that they make great friends.

I was glad that he imprinted on Nessie just for the fact that it meant he would be around forever pending some accident.

I was glad when he broke away from Sam's pack. I was like Finally.

The crzaiest thing is that the best pairing ever is like Jakeward, Jedward, what ever you want to call it.

Canon Pairings That I Like:

Bella/Edward

Alice/Jasper

Rosalie/Emmett

Esme/Carlisle

Jake/Nessie

Non-Canon Pairings I Love:

Jake/Edward

Emmett/Jake

Jasper/Jake

Any combo of Emmett/Edward/Jasper/Jake

Jake/Seth

Sam/Jake

James/Jake (WTF!!)

Non-Canon Pairings I like:

Jake/Rosalie

Edward/Alice

Mike/Bella

Also have got into the HP and Twilight crossover craze and am writing one in progress.

Favorite Pairings:

Jake/Harry

Edward/Harry

Edward/Jake/Harry

Jasper/Harry

Emmett/Harry

Jake/Draco

Edward/Draco

Jasper/Draco

Emmett/Draco

WWE and TNA: Favorites

Matt Hardy: His dark persona is so smexy, and smouldering, he's far better than Jeff, both in the ring and on the mic, half the time Jeff stutters on the mic and botches up his own and other peoples moves, its sad.

Randy Orton: Legend Killer and I mean as both Tazz and King have said mutiple times he may be arrogant but he is extremely talented and can win any match he sets his mind on winning. He is great look at the feuds he has been in all rocked.

HBK: Kicks ass I mean he is the icon, the Show stopper, the Heart break kid he is a legend in the ring and one of the best in the WWE.

HHH: Funny also kicks ass, he is the Game, the King of Kings, ten time WWE champion, a modern day up and above far more likable version of Ric Flair.

Edge: Awesome, he has gone above and beyond in replacing Bret Hart as one of the best Canadians in the wrestling business..

Kennedy: Miiiiisssssttttterrrrrrr Keeeennnnnneeeeeeddyyyyyy, Kennedy is just great on the mic, and in the ring and no doubt he really is the fastest rising star in the company.

Christian :100 Canadian Madeso glad he returned to the WWE, hope that eventually he'll confront Edge, but they'll probably misuse him again.

A.J.Styles: Truly the phenomenal one in todays, yesterdays, and the future in the wretling business, he has done all kinds of sick things no one else has done and revolutionized the industry. Lots of people call him a WWE reject, but he actually rejected the WWE so that his wife could stay in College. Plus if he had gone ot WWE they would have misused him like they do to jeff Hardy.

Motor City Machineguns: They are great seperate competitors, but when they get in the ring together it is on of the best freaking shows you can ever see.

JoMo: One of the greatest wreslers ever!! So glad that he's wresling as a singles competitior hopefully he'll go big.

Many others...

Wrestler I don't like

King Booker: Acts like and ass. (I think he got the pinkie up from Spongebob)

Boogeyman: Freakshow

Carlito: Not cool...

HHH: I didn't like during evolution 2004 Post-Summerslam.

Video Games: Resident Evil series, Star Ocean 3, Tales of Symphonia, Gears of War, WWE Smackdown vs Raw series, The Sims series, Fire Emblem (Just The Path of Radiance stories)

Favorite Characters:

Resident Evil, Jack Krauser, Leon Kennedy, Albert Wesker, Chris Redfield, and Carlos Olivera.

Star Ocean 3: Fayt Leingod, Cliff Fittir, and Albel Nox.

Tales of Symphonia: Lloyd, Kratos, Zelos, and Yuan.

Gears of War: Marcus Fenix, Dominic Santiago, Damon Baird.

Fire Emblem PoR: Ike, Oscar, Keiran, Naesela, Tibarn, Janaff, Ranulf, Haar.

TV Shows:

Supernatural: Dean, Cas, John, Bobby, Sam (poor Sam).

Buffy: Angel, Xander, Spike, Andrew, Willow, Dawn, Faith.

Angel: Angel, Spike, Illyria, Fred, Gunn, Lorne, Lindsey, Hamilton, Lilah, and Eve.

Chuck: Chuck, and Agent Casey.

Bones: Agent Booth, Dr.Brennan, Zack.

Music:

50 Cent: Straight to the Bank, I Get Monet, candyshop.

Adema: Everyone

AFI: Miss Murder

Alter Bridge: Metalignus, Rise Up.

Belly: Don't Be Shy, Pressure

Billy Talent: River Below, Lies, Try Honesty, Surrender, Fallen Leaves, Devil in a Midnight Mass

Black Eyed Peas: My Humps, Shut Up, Lets Get Retarted,

Bon Jovi: Lost Highway, Make a Memory, Whole Lot of Leaving, We've Got it Going On, Summertime.

Cranberries: Zombie, Kiss Me, Dreams, Linger, Animal Instincts

Creed: My Sacrifice.

Eurotrip Album: Scotty Doesn't Know (don't know the artist)

Evanescence: My Last Breath, Whisper, Fallen, Lies

Fall out Boy: Thanks for the Memories.

Fergie: Fergalicous, Glamorous, Big Girls Don't Cry.

Foo Fighters: Pretender.

Fozzy: Enemy

Gary Jules: Mad World (Gears of War Edition)

Gavin DeGraw: I Don't Wanna Be (OTH theme)

Hilary Duff: Stranger

Justin Timberlake: Love Stoned, Cry Me a River, Sexyback, What Goes Around... Comes Around.

Kayne West: Can't Tell Me Nothing, Golddigger, Stronger, Jesus Walks.

Kat Deluna: Whine Up.

Limp Bizkit: Behind Blue Eyes, Rolling.

Linkin Park: Bleed It Out, What I've Done, Faint, Somewhere I Belong, Papercut, Numb.

Mariana's Trench: Shaketramp.

Maroon 5: Makes Me Wonder

MotorHead: King of Kines, Game, Line In the Sand.

My Chemical Romance: Welcome to the Black Parade, Teenagers, To The End.

Nick Lachey: What's Left Of Me.

Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit.

NickelBack: Savin' Me, How You Remind Me, Rockstar, Hero.

Ozone: Ma Ya Hi

Plain White T's: Hey There Delilah.

Queen: We Are The Champions, Bohemian Rhapsody, These Are The Days of Our Lives.

Teddybears: Cobrastyle.

Three Days Grace: Pain, Home, Riot, Animal I Have Become, Never too late, I Hate Everything About You.

Three Doors Down: Here Without You, Kryptonite.

Tommy Tutone: 867-5309

The Used: The Bird and The Worm.

Vast: Touched

White Stripes: Icky Thump

Will.I.Am: I Got it From My Mama.

Don't Know Who Sing this Song: AJ Styles WCW theme.

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92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your arse off.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

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11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Next!

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, thnku4thevenom, Ceriadara, Arsinen. Felinefan,

~Arsinen~

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