Please realize that I do not tollerate flames. I will not be polite in my answer. I will probably be mean and I will almost certainly be sarcastic, since that is what I do when I am angry. You are forwarned.

If you want to contact me, please send a message to simple.plan.fan.girl@hotmail.com . If you have any questions or whatever, just go there.

My name is Insane Winged Girl, I will be fourteen next September, and EVERYBODY finds me a bit...how shall I say it... strange? Weird? Insane? Something like that. I've come to terms with it, at any rate.

I am a HUGE FAN of the following things (in order of my fascination):

WEREWOLVES

THE SUPERNATURAL (like paranormal)

SUPERNATURAL (the TV show)

MAXIMUM RIDE

ANIMORPHS

GREEN LIVING/HOMESTEADING

FANFICTION

I really love these:

WEREWOLVES

SUPERNATURAL

MAXIMUM RIDE

ANIMORPHS

HOMESTEADING

FANFICTION

READING

WRITING

SEWING

KNITTING

SPINNING

WEAVING

CANDLE MAKING

EMBROIDERY

FLOWER ARRANGING

YOGA

AEROBICS

PAINTING

DRAWING

LISTENING TO MUSIC AT HIGH VOLUMES

SCREAMING AS LOUD AS I CAN

SIMPLE PLAN (!!)

COOKING

JUMPING ROPE

BAKING

SPENDING NUMEROUS HOURS ON THE COMPUTER PUTTING ALL OF THIS STUFF ON HERE

WRITING POETRY

BEING WAY-TOO-OVER-PROTECTIVE OF MY YOUNGER SISTER

DREAMING ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL

I DESPISE the following:

Barbie

People who are way-too-stuck-up-for-their-own-good

Peeling potatoes

That's about it.

A few quotes I ADORE are:

'Sensibility is a woman's power.'

-Unknown

'If there's a fifty fifty chance that something will go wrong, nine times out of ten it will.'

-Unknown

'I reject your reality and substitute my own.'

-Adam Savvage, Mythbusters

'Don't think there are no crocidiles just because the water is calm.'

-Proverb

'Curiosity killed the mutant bird kid.'

-Maximum Ride

'Cuz I'm so tired of actin tough and I'm gonna do what I please.'

-The White Stripes

'GIVE ME MY DAMN SQUIRREL!'

-Edwardaddict. It's from her story PRANK WARS, which I highly reccomend.

'Hug trees. They have less issues than people.'

-Unknown

'You wanna know what you get, in our experience, when you tell the world the truth? A straight jacket. Or a punch in the face. Sometimes both.'

-Dean Winchester, Supernatural

Music I LOVE:

SIMPLE PLAN

THREE DAYS GRACE

ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS

THE SUMMER OBSESSION

THE WEEPIES

THE WHITE STRIPES

HOLLY BROOK

THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA MUSIC

My favorite fan fiction authors:

EdwardandFangdreams4life

Crimsonscarz

ihrtbks

acavoo

XIII Dragon

Movies I want to watch over and over and over and over and...:

The Phantom of the Opera

The Pirates of the Caribbean (all)

The Illusionist

Chocolat

Star Trek (all of them, but mostly the Next Generation ones)

Blood and Chocolate

Web-sites that ROCK:

www.treehugger.com

www.maximumride.com

www.maximumride.blogspot.com

www.scholastic.com/animorphs

www.youtube.com

www.veoh.com

www.insanewingedgirl.blogspot.com

Books I love:

Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment

Maximum Ride: School's Out - Forever

Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

The Original Warriors

Warriors: The New Prophecy

Warriors: The Power of Three

Twilight

New Moon

Eclipse

Animorphs

Back to Basics

Really Cute Guys:

Cristopher Ralph

Fang

Iggy

Tobias

Edward

Legolas

Aragorn

Copy/paste thingies:

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, Crash923, Silver Wind Kitsue, Wings of Water- SKYE, 2ndsly, Insane Winged Girl.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd people gauck at them, copy this to your profile.

If you read maximum ride the angel experiment in under 5 hours copy this onto your profile.

If you read maximum ride school's out forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you have a dog, and wish he could talk like total, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever left the internet for months at a time just to return suddenly, copy and past this onto your profile.

If you think the world is heading to a bad place,and are plannning on doing something about it by making wondiful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you feel bad for Jacob Black...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you're defying gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" (or just say "I know! Join the club of freaky-ness. Where we all act like freaks!", which is what I do), copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, Insane Winged Girl,

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side.

(We have cookies!)

~ Insane Winged Girl

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you do NOT think astrology is cheesy and no good, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad' to the Animorphs' version of the Barney Song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family...), to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile (you don't wanna hear that story)

if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you only like to copy but hate pasting, copy this but don't paste it into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrollably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of your life/your friends lives/random people you know's lives/random people you know of's lives, post this in your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile. (YES YES YES!!)

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (what's two squared?)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dream in Maximum Ride, like, every night post this in your profile. (I had a dream once that I was at a softball game with the Flock, and Fang turned into an Eraser, but still acted like the Fang we all know and love. How weird is that?)

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you've acted out funny lines you've come up with for your characters without noticing it and have received many odd looks/comments.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you've ever hugged/kissed/licked a tree.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you are so obsessed with The Mediator that it isn't even funny, post this in your profile.

If you think that the kids should let Lucky have some stupid Lucky Charms, post this in your profile.

If you think the Cocoa puffs bird should go to rehab, post this in your profile.

If you think Fred should go back to preschool so he can learn to share with Barney, post this in your profile.

If you aren't dead yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you likely will be soon because of insulting people too many times, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think Jesse is hot, post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you think the world would be easier if everyone was on fanfiction.net because--judging from the copy-paste thingys in the profiles--everyone dares to be different and doesn't care what people think, post this in your profile.

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people then copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.

If you argue with yourself and lose post this in your profile.

If you or a friend is both schizo and possessed, post this in your profile.

If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head (not of book characters) and aren't afraid to admit it, post this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride: School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in under two hours, copy this into your profile.

If you have / wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you think that Red Beaumont actually is a vampire, post this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you know / knew someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.