September 16th. 2009

I LOVE IKUTO TSUKIYOMI. AND THAT'S NEVER GOING TO CHANGE.

I BELIEVE IN IKUTOxAMU and DESPISE TADASExAMU

YEAH!

Sunday 15th. February 2009

Happy late Valentine ppl! :3 Also my city's Bday! (Antofagasta). So now I'm in search of some Naruto NON-badfic. I've tried and tried, but I just manage to find things that make me wanna puke. I twitch while reading...and my eye's refuse to look at the fanfic. ARGH. It's not authors fault I know (They make their best effort in making a nice and enjoable fanfic) but it ridiculous. I've noticed that USUALLY good fics have tons of review (the max. amount of review for one story I've ever seen is like...8700 or something) so why not make a new way of listing fanfic, by review?

And there should be a way we can vote for fanfics (for especific chapters and for whole fic, so you vote once EVER and you can CHANGE your vote in case you stop liking it...?). I know authors would start saying to readers they won't update if they don't vote...but it's their loose. And make this only as a HELP, so it is not that bad if people create multiple accounts just for votes? Yes this idea sucks. I know but I wanted to write something.

But I prefer Yuki's hair in the manga. And Zero is sexier in the manga. Even Kaname is sexier in the manga!. Everyone is sexier in the manga. I don't like Ruka. I'm a KanameYuuki lover. ZeroYuuki is nice too, but I prefer him being angsty. And Yuuki being angsty. AngstForEver. Vampire Knight FoREver

And the other day I watched Elfen Lied. TOTALLY ROCKS. I know the amount of nudity and blood it's a lot but Nyu rocks. Kouta is like...stupid. I hope the one at the door in the end was Lucy/Nyu.

So that's it. ByeBye

Sophie Wolf (New nickname, got it from a vampire name generator after putting Kaori Kuni as my name :3)

Sunday 14th. December 2008

:3

Heya Guys & Gals. Me reporting. Have a nice December (Ya know, be with the ones ya know, spend time with your friends, have fun, and read lots of stuff.

I realized I loved way too much PoTC to not read fanfiction 'bout it... so now I'm looking for some stories. Sparrabeth FTW! YEAH. They are made for each other, no matter what other ppl say and how great Orlando Bloom can be. (Come on! Jhonny Depp is at least a thousand times better!). While I'm at it, Will has no chance of being with Lizzie since he's now the Flying blahblah's Captain. I bet that right now the directors are looking for some silly excuse for Will to be with Elizabeth and that they're totally screwing the fourth movie (If there is even one...)

Hum... I want to listen to some interviews to Toumas Holopainen...but they're all in some foreign language I cannot understand. Screw foreign languages, we should all speak english (Spanish sucks!)

AND!! There's a thing I really dislike (Almost to the point of hate) : Ya know, there's a gal (let's name her... A) and a guy (In this case he's named... X) Soo... A is developing feelings towars X and X is like... so stupid he doesn't realize. Then X meets another gal somewhere (a club... a bar...school... it doesn't matter) (Let's name her... L?) then they are like hugging...maybe a kiss. Obviously A suddenly appears and watches everything (it's such a ...cliché... most of drama and romance fics have this scene incluided ...sigh) and runs away with tears in her eyes and her heart is like ... broken in one thousand pieces (And X suddenly sees A running...he pushes L and tries to follow her..) and A starts wondering why she's crying and all the stuff if they are just friends.. she wonders why, and thinks that she shouldn't feel that way when seen X with another gal since they aren't together...) THEN! A explains everything to X saying she felt horribly when seen him with another gal..and then she stays as a jealous and silly girl...such an embarrasment ... she admited she was jealous! Why can't she just say that... i don't know, she didn't want to bother him if he was with a gal or something... and she can even say that if she's such a bother, then just stop seeing each other, so then the guy has time to think if he likes her or not, and in case he does he will go with her and tell her!! PLEASE!! Try to give some DIGNITY to the GAL since she had no fault AT ALL!! PLEASE GUYS! :sighs: You can make the girl as angsty as you want, but PLEASE AT LEAST leave her some dignity.

That's all.

Bye bye (Beautiful. Cookies for the one who recognoizes the song) Ladies and Gentlemen, Take care,

-·:·:·:·:· Zula (formerly known as Kaori Kuni, at least I'm trying to make people refer to me as Zula...) -

Corner where I put some random stuff 'bout myself

(it's not like you guys/gals care...but still)

MY LIKES: Listening to Music, Reading, Animals, Xbox 360, Nightwish (the band), Internet, Starbuck's Frapuccinos and Lattes, Cookies, Movies, Cold Weathers, Nightwish ( the band, again), Sleeping, Eating, Television.., Dr. House (Cme on! He rocks), Supernatural (Jared & Jensen), etc.

DISLIKES: Freakin MarySues, Unexplainable OoCness, un-continued stories (There are some circunstances that wont allow people to continue, such as death, terminal ill-ness, IMO if you aren't continuing the story and you have the chance of saying it, just tell the people, and encourage others to adopt the story.), freakin hypocrites, arrogant bastards, hot weathers.

'BOUT ANIME: Well... I'm not into the anime that much (I'm into reading stuff) but... there are a few animes I like :grins: Which are... Inuyasha, The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi, Myself; Yourself, Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, Ragnarok Online, Jigoku Shoujo (She rules), Full Metal Alchemist. NEWLY ADDED (as of 15/02/09): Vampire Knight and Elfen Lied

MANGA: Vampire Knight

FAVOURITE BOOKS: Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr (Inheritance Cycle)(Christopher Paolini); Narnia Series (C. S. Lewis); Leyends of the Otori (Liarn Hearn); Chronicles of the Tower (Laura Gallego García); Da Vinci's Code (Dan Brown) and much more.

'BOUT MUSIC: I'm into...rock and metal. Oh, and Symphonic Metal (courtesy of Nightwish). I liked the old Avril Lavigne (Everything but the new "Me-sudenly-luv-pink" Avril... No offense but this type of bitching attitude is like...AW Why couldn't she just stay like before?), I totally love Nightwish (I hope Anette keeps going on) and Within Temptation (Frozen rocks). Three Days Grace rock now and ever, Utada Hikaru is actually a great singer, Tarja Turunen has a good voice (But I support Nightwish and think that it was needed for her to leave the group), Sum 41, Paramore, Little By Little (Kanashimi wo Yasashisa ni and Humming Bird), Whoever made the song Mezamero! Yasei , Linkin Park, La Oreja de Van Gogh, (My Will, One Day One Dream, Aika Sad Song, and Angelus) Inuyasha OST., Evanescence (Broken and Missing being my favourites), Good Charlotte, Crossfade, etc.

FAVOURITE GAME EVER: Ragnarok Online.

FAVOURITE COLOR: BLACK, Golden, Silver, Blood, Light blue with a bit of green, Brown

FAVOURITE MOVIE EVER: The Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Currently fan of Jack Sparrow, and I think that Will is like the GaryStu of the movie. (I said it, thou I fear fangirls's wrath. But it's the truth, from my POV of course)

What I'm up into right now: Trying to recover from writter's lazyness to write, reading Sparrabeth, listening to music, and watching TV.

LIST OF PEOPLE I'M FAN OF (Quite short but...well): Tuomas Holopainen (Till Death), Marco Hietala (He simply rocks, and he does some funny faces sometimes at concerts), Jack Sparrow (I can dream), Dr. House (From House M.D ; quite obvious...but...Nevarmind), the funny typos people make, and funny people.

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Anime/cartoon Characters Quiz
Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!

1. Hinamori Amu (SC)
2. Tsukiyomi Ikuto (SC)
3. Kaname Kuran (VK)
4. Zero (VK)
5. Toa (Dragonaut)
6. Tsukasa (SC)
7. Yuki Kuran (VK)
8. Rima Mashiro(SC)
9. Gio (Dragonaut)
10. Dia (SC)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Wth Amu, but anyways, may I see Dia pleeease?

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

OH MY GOD. :faints: :wakes up: :stands: Freakin yes! Ikuto I LOVE YOU! Pleeease hug me! A kiss too...? OMg you awesomeness I'll do anythin for you.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

OMG. KANAME I LOVE YOU! (too...see question 2) Please stay!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

you gotta be shittin me. Zero! You're not gay! PLEASE don't waste all your smexyness! And Gio! Just what you think you're doing!?

5 cooked you dinner?

Yaaay! Toa you're awesome, is this one of Gio's recipes?

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Kyaah. :comes closer to him: :hugs him: :fells asleep with him, enjoying every second:

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

:0 So now Kaname is my brother? Uh... ... ...KYAH! a reason to spend more time with Kaname (L), and like Utau, I don't care about siblingness!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Aw poor Rima... knew that transforming into a clown wasn't safe, tight-rope walking...

9 made fun of your friends?

Don't know why a dragon would talk to my friends, and as quiet as Gio is... but nevermind, I totally support you Gio! :turns to her friends: go away you freaks!

10 ignored you all the time?

Noo pleaaase! you 're so cute and awesome! I wanna you to be my character! NOOO. What did I do?

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Probably ask Ikuto what's a serial killer,then yell that it's one of Easter's plans, transform with Ran and then save the day. And then go to amusement park with Ikuto while I secretly take photos of him (L)

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

My fantasy: Oh no! :transforms with kitty (don't ask why, I don't know, smexier I guess): and carries me bridal style to our cottage and helps me like the gentleman he is. Then kiss me and say that he's dumping Amu for me.
reality: look at me, say like, geesh, help me out and then spend the day at the beach. Cause he's a gentleman :wink:

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Maybe... making me a vamp as I asked him? And giving me his blood to mak me stay normal? NO scratch that! He's part of my family so I'm a vamp too,...he would...give me a one-in-a-year blossoming flower? .

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Use his cold stare to turn down the fire? Or go with all his sexyness and save my sorry ass.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Stand between me and the embarrassment, and when that doesn't work (my stupid stubborness)laugh with that cute laugh of hers and hug Jin >--

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Yeah, because Dia can be seen by a priest. And I just admire her -.- Tsukasa would probably.. write a book about it? x.X

Someone dumped you. How will 7 cheer you up?

By Saying that I can keep Kaname? PLEAAASE YUKI

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Calling somebody else who would calm me down? Way to go Rima ¬¬

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
Cooking dinner? Yeah sure u.u He would not even laugh and walk away.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Tell me to find my real self. Or maybe becoming X because of that? o.o

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Uhm.. dreamed of as in style and character! I'm not leasbian T...T

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
WAT TEH FUCKIN BLOODY HELL. No Ikutooooo! NOOOO. You're way too smexy to do that! Gio whyyyy! Ikuto you hung out with Tadase again didn't you? I told you he's a bad influence. My reaction: shooting myself after such a disappointment! Really, Ikuto? My seven seas treasurE? My stray cat! T..T

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

OMG I'm dating Kaname!! Kyaaah! Well, since my parents are vamps and siblings... and our parents, like... love us? duh

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

That means that this is a nightmare, in no dimension both Zero and Ikuto would love Gio, sorry gio, you're not good enough to turn gay such smexyness'

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Uhhhmmm... Tsukasa does have what it takes to make Toa fall for him.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Tsukasa! Why! I never thought you could be like that! Please don't break poor toa's heart!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Uh Yuki! please tell me I didn't screw up! Yuki: you totally did, now Kaname won't like you. Me: o.o :shoots herself:

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
Rima? you who has like.. a school of servants!? yeah right.

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Yay. I bet you made it. :eats: too spicy! aaaaaa. :dies:

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Yeah because she can be seen by normal people. Dia would probably fly around and then go away cause nobody noticed her except the children which squished hr,

1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?

Hell yeah. Amu you rock.

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
Ikuto? What the hell? does this has anything to do with leaving Amu's side? Aww poor thing. Uhm, you look even more smexy in black :D

3 told 6 she started her period.

Kaname told Tsukasa that he started her period?
Care to explain? -this feels like that chapter from Shugo Chara when Tadase and thisother guardian I never remember his name, did crossdressing-

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

What the hell...?

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

If only 5 was a different character... then we would have something.

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

Kaname would walk away, wondering what he ate that's making him allucinate.

7 got high.

I bet you hung out with Tadase. Ù.Ú He's such a bad influence.

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Everything u,u

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him?
Like... transforming into dragon and breaking havoc? amu has no chance.

10 starts working at a bar.

Ok... Dia when you realize you cannot work ANYWHERE, please go back with AMU.

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

Ohmy... finally you two! Now I can die in peace.

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

I would never miss a chance to see Kaname and his awesomeness.

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

ZERO! Because he's awesome in everything he does. Yup.

5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?
Likee... pink dragons saving eggs from destruction and making out with blue haired orphans?

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

just go check the chapter where Tsukasa meets Amu at that place with the stars and color-changing sky. Bah, a wasted question.
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7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?

Like.. don't give a shit?

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?

Search for videos of people doing Bala-Balance? xD

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I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class

2. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology"

3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

4. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful"

5. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not

6. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept

7. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant

8. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms"

9. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

10. I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium"

11. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight

12. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha

13. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

14. I will not lick Trevor

15. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is

16. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty"

17. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong

18. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey or Dean Thomas

19. I am not allowed to ask Hermione and Ginny if they know what a 'menage a trois' is

20. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine"

21. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

22. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder

23. Naughty jokes regarding "Moaning" Myrtle are only funny the first time

24. Singing "Slytherins are Sexier" in Potion's class will not get me extra points

25. The "I Hate Snape" Club is not a valid after-class activity

26. I will not sell pennies as priceless, Muggle collector coins

27. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "my little pony"

28. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled "firewhiskey"

29. I am not to conjure the words "DRINK ME" onto the vial of any potion in Snape's classroom

30. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the force"

31. Locking random pairs of people in the astronomy tower is NOT a good way to perpetuate the race of wizards. Especially if both parties are male

32. I will not make cracks about how the unicorns refuse to go near Ginny, even though we all know they prefer virgins

33. When covering the chapter on painkilling potions, I will not turn in a bottle of Tylenol claiming it's the same thing, only better-tasting

34. Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June

35. I will stop asking if Lupin was in the music video "Thriller"

36. The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters

37. I am not allowed to offer the entire Hufflepuff House as sacrifices so students may see Thestrals

38. Sirius Black does not want dog treats for Christmas Or his birthday Or Valentine's Day, or any other present-giving occaision, understand?

39. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library

40. Professor McGonagall does not have an inappropriate relationship with Mrs Norris

41. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying, "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense

42. I will not attempt to confuse Crabbe and Goyle by calling them by each other's names

43. Professor Snape's problem is not that "he needs to get laid"

44. I will not give Hagrid Pokmon cards and convince him that they are real animals

45. I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

46. If a classmate is jingling the change in his pockets, I will not laugh at him for "playing with his Knuts"

47. Giving shampoo to Prof Snape for Christmas is not an acceptable present. Neither is it for his Birthday or any other gift giving holiday

48. Madam Hooch is not a black-market source for “moonshine”

49. I will not ask Madam Hooch if she would like to "test-ride my broom”

50. I will not make fun of Professor Lupin and his "time of the month"