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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Total Drama Island. Name: Erin Fun Fact: I'm a vegetarian and have been one for 3 years! Music on my Ipod (or bands): (Let me tell you, this is NOT all of my music, lol. If you have any suggestions of some bands I might like, please PM me. I love getting new music. Just dont send me any of that Rap crap. Or Pop (Like Leona Lewis or that person who did the "New Soul" song) or and ESPECIALLY Disney music (like Jonas Brothers or Demi Levato or ESPECIALLY Miley Cyrus). I only listen to Rock, Punk, Hardcore, Screamo, Grunge, Metal and some catchy Hip-Hop and Pop. Only if it's good though!! Like Eminem is actually very good. Favorite Movies: (In order) Other movies I love: Titanic (1997), The Eye, Prayers for Bobby (TV movie. Beautiful movie), Tristan & Isolde (so sad!), Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (probably the funniest movie I've ever seen)Corpse Bride (I hated the end though), Transformers (2007), Spiderman (all), 27 Dresses, 21, Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007), The Notebook, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Night At the Museum, The Haunted Mansion, Kung Fu Panda, The Ring (both), The Grudge (both), The Curiosity of Chance, 30 Days of Night, It, 300, Disturbia, Blades of Glory, Elf, Brokeback Mountain, Latter Days (there are just too many movies to list so the point is, is that I love lots of movies!) Haha, I remember a couple of years ago (2 to be exact), there were like three teams for the 3 "Threequal" movies that were coming out in May of 2007 (Pirates of the Caribbean 3, Shrek 3 and Spiderman 3) and I was part of team Pirates. I was really niave back then and was convinced that I hated Spidey and Shrek (well mostly Spidey but still) and there were like, huge fights breaking out between the three teams. Ah, I remember those days...good times. (lol) Favorite TV shows: Favorite Cartoons: Favorite Books (In order) Favorite Pairings Pirates of the Caribbean- Jack/Elizabeth, Davy Jones/Calypso (Will can crawl in a hole and die for all I care! I don't like him. Sorry, I'm a devoted Sparrabeth and no one shall tell me otherwise!) Across the Universe- Jude/Lucy, Sadie/Jojo, Prudence/Rita, Max/OC (Max needs someone too. For some reason I only really want him to be with an African-american girl) Chronicles of Narnia- Caspian/Susan, Lucy/Tumnus (well, when she's older it would be cute) Harry Potter- Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Remus/Tonks, Neville/Lydia (my OC), Lily/James, Sirius/Lena (my other OC) Corpse Bride- Victor/Emily (This is why I hate the ending. Why the hell did he end up with human Victoria when he obviously had strong feelings for Emily and hell, the movie is even named CORPSE BRIDE! (aka Emily). And come on, Victor and Victoria. They're two letters off! Don't get me wrong, I love the movie, I just think Emily's the only good (and totally awesome!) main character. Even with Johnny Depp (my fav actor) voicing Victor.) Wall-E- Wall-E/EVE Kung Fu Panda- Po/Tigress, Viper/Crane Lost- Charmed- Piper/Leo, Pheobe/Cole, Prue/Andy Ugly Betty- Betty/Henry, Betty/Gio (I can't decide!) ICarly- Carly/Freddie, Sam/Spencer Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide- Ned/Moze, Cookie/Lisa, Cookie/Evelyn, Lumer/Suzie Zoey 101- Chase/Zoey, Logan/Quinn, Michael/Lola, Michael/Lisa, Lola/Vince American Dragon: Jake Long- Jake/Rose Avatar: The Last Airbender- Aang/Katara, Sokka/Toph, Zuko/Mai (Go Kataang! Sorry to Zutara) Total Drama Island- Duncan/Courtney, Trent/Gwen, Geoff/Bridgette, Izzy/Owen, Harold/Leshawna,Tyler/Lindsey, Beth/Cody, Katie/Noah, Heather/Ezekiel, Sadie/Justin, DJ/Eva (not sure about this one but out of my couples, it's the only one left) Ben 10- Kevin/Gwen Teen Titans- Robin/Starfire, Raven/Beast Boy (aw, Cyborg's alone) Danny Phantom- Danny/Sam, Tucker/Valerie Twilight- Edward/Bella, Jasper/Alice, Emmett/Rosalie, Carlisle/Esme, Jacob/Leah, Jacob/Nessie (Well, when she grows up of course), Charlie/Renee, Quil/Claire, Garrett/Kate, Eleazar/Carmen, James/Victoria, Jacob/Bella (I'm not a big supporter of Team Jake but it's somewhat cute. But still Team Edward forever!) The Host- Melanie/Jared, Wanda/Ian House of Night- Zoey/Stark (all the way!! I don't like Erik), Zoey/Loren (I know he was evil but still!), Damion/Jack Percy Jackson- Percy/Annabeth, Thalia/Luke Night World If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile. On pg. 116 of the American version of Order of the Phoenix (last paragraph) it states that there was 'a heavy locket none of them could open'. Ring a bell? It's proof of the R.A.B. is Regulus Black theory. Of you were smart enough to figure this out or you believe it, copy this into your profile. (And it's been proven!) If you think those stupid kids should give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (Seriously, those commercials annoy the crap out of me just for that reason.) Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it,copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese? Or if two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random!(but I'm crazy too) If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with fitting in and being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into you profile 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the eight percent laughing your arse off. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile. (PATD is amazing! "Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the halls in a church corridor and I can't help but to hear. No, I can't help to hear an exchanging of words. What a beautiful wedding. What a beautiful wedding said a bridesmaid to a waiter. Oh yes, but what a shame. What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore." Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. (Yeah, it kinda hurt...) If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer! If you think Disney Channel should bring back American Dragon: Jake Long, copy and paste this to your profile PLEASE!! I started this one :)(Am Drag was seriously my only reason for watching that channel. They never should have cancelled it.) If you believe that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending Harry Potter is fictional, copy and paste this to your profile. (I seriously believe she's Hermione Granger) If you have ever forgotten your name, copy and paste this to you profile. If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table or wall for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think rap is the most God-awful thing to ever be called "music" and that rappers are wanna-bee's who are paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this to your profile. -And always remember...crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. If you've had at least two friends move away from you, copy and paste this to your profile. Even if you can't see him, God is there! If you believe in God, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile. "I'm bring sexy back..." Copy and paste this to your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. (Lolz!!) R.I.P.- Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotton. (SIRIUS!! Why JKR!? Why did you kill off my favorite character?! And Lupin, my second favorite character!?) If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable?", copy this to your profile. If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy this to your profile. (Swiper no sweeping!! Or swiping...whatever!) If you think Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasley kicking her butt), copy and paste this to your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (I've done about 3/4 of those things) If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (Lol, the guy I like did this once and I will forever remember that moment, lol! If you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you support Kataang , copy and paste this into your profile! (Whoo! Go Kataang!) If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile. (Sad?! I was miserable! I cried for like 5 hours! He was my #1 hero. And I'm still not over it! And whenever people are like "Well, he had it coming for himself," I just shoot them this death glare and they are scared of me then.) If you think Will is a fine whelp and everything but Jack and Elizabeth belong together and that there is so much tension and chemistrey between them that they can out run any ship in the caribbean then copy and paste this to your profile. Because Sparrabeth is faster than your ship, it's better than your ship, it's prettier than your ship and it's a hell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship) (Lol, true, true!) If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever copied and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you ever wished that you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this to your profile. If you miss Steve Irwin, copy this to your profile. If you are weird, crazy, insane, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this to your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this to your profile If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile. (Well, she made it so damn sad!) I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT!! (copy and paste this if you are a Pirate!) I don't care what people say about Sparrabeth, I will support it always and NEVER turn my back on it! If you feel strongly about this... please copy and paste this to your profile. (Sparrabeth for life!) If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets excited when you get like 2 reviews, copy and paste this to your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile. (I have a Facebook...ok, well it's a little cool. But FF is sooo much better!) If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile. (currently we hate each other) If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile. If you wish you could have Dana Fuchs, Jim Sturgess, Evan Rachel Wood, and Joe Anderson sing you out of a closet, copy this into your profile. (Who wouldn't! Lol!) If you think Max really needs somebody to love, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wanted Sadie's hair, copy this into your profile. If you're all for world peace, but you really want Paco to stop bothering Jude, copy this into your profile. If you feel guilty that you like some of the songs done by the Across the Universe cast better than the original Beatles, copy this into your profile. If you think Jim Sturgess is cute, but Joe Anderson is just too ungodly gorgeous, copy this into your profile. If you wish you could attack Max with kisses and cookies while he's in the hospital, copy this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" Copy and Paste this into profile if this touches you as it did me... : My name is Emma and I am but three. My eyes are swollen, I cannot see. I must be stupid. I must be bad. What else could have made my daddy so mad? I wish I were better. I wish I weren't ugly. Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all. I can't do a wrong, or else I'm locked up all day long. When I awake, I'm all alone. The house is dark. My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car. My daddy is back from Charlie's bar. I hear him curse. My name he calls. I press myself against the wall. I try to hide from his evil eyes. I'm so afraid now. I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping. He shouts ugly words. He says its my fault that he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more. I finally get free and I run for the door. He's already locked it and I start to bawl. He takes me and throws me against the hard wall. I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken. My daddy continues with more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream but it's now much too late. His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain again and again. Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! He finally stops and heads for the door. While I lay there motionless, sprawled on the floor. My name is Emma and I am but three. Tonight my daddy murdered me. What will people think Jesus Freak Klub If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character; copy and post this into your profile. (Many actually) If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (I'm trying to prove it's possible but I'm not getting much luck) If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN Girl RUN!" Put this on your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (MANY of them, actually) If you think Jasper Hale is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Try drop dead gorgeous!) If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Jasper, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Alice Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Emmett Cullen, but not as much as Jasper, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Jasper Whitlock Hale, copy this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. You really know you've reached the point of no return, and are totally obsessed with Twilight, when you watch what you're thinking, just in case someone can hear your thoughts. (Haha, guilty!) If you love Jasper Whitlock Hale, more than Emmet and Edward, copy ad past this into your profile. (You always forget Carlisle! Lol, he's second, Jasper's first!) If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile. If some people see you as dark and other see you as bright copy and paste this into your profile. XX One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that dadblame thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your butt!" "Amen," replied the congregation. One bright day in the middle of the night, Funny quotes: Can I have your phone number; I seem to have lost mine Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up Everyone has a wild side- me and my friends just prefer to make them public I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have! It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies. Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips. Your mom looks like Voldemort (oh burn) Tu madre. I just burned you. In Spanish. So there. When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! EMO kids have cool hair. (Hell yeah!! Emo hair is fucking hot!) Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! (Twilight quote!) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the kind person of who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton (What an idiot,) Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. I agree with the dictionary: gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. All the good ones are either gay, in a relationship, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. (Omg, seriously!! It's sucks!) Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people. I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. ~Corpse Bride Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901 Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916 Rosalie Cullen: Better Than You Since 1916 Alice Cullen: Quikier Than You Since 1901 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843 Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987 XX TEAM ROSALIE: because deep down we all think she's awesome. TEAM JASPER: because he can snap at me anytime. (Hell yeah!) TEAM ESME: because she's the coolest mother ever. TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy with muscles. TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this perfect. TEAM CARLISLE: because all doctors should be this hot. (Again, hell yeah!) TEAM BELLA: because she's Edward's girl. TEAM ALICE: because seeing things before they happen rocks. 15 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" FavorRacism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile. I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes, be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. (Lol, story of my life!) Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. XX I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. XX The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... YOUR GUY SIDE: (x) You love hoodies. TOTAL: 17 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 8 1/2 PREP (x) You own a cell phone. (Almost everybody owns a cell phone, it's not preppy) GOTHIC (x)Black is one of your favorite colors. PUNK You can skateboard GEEK (x) You love the computer. EMO You cut yourself over depression (Sigh, that's not what emo is) GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. HARDCORE/SCENE (x) You like loud music ATHLETIC (x) You watch/watched the Superbowl. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. If the doctor's a Cullen, then do a Bella and get hit by a van :) 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Fell on the metal part of the bed 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Posters & calandars 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Sometimes talk (and curse...haha!) 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Rock, Punk, Emo, Screamo, sometimes Pop 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 8:53 pm 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To go to another Warped Tour concert. 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My family in Chicago and Winter 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My Ipod!! 9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5’6" 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Slightly 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Pitch Black darkness, yes. Darkness with dim light (like TV), no. 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My dad 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Perfume is perfume, why does it matter? I dont like the stuff anyway. 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I love eyes and all eye colors in general. I LOVE guys with mid-neck to shoulder-lengthed dark (preferably black) hair, dark eye makeup, and blue eyes but brown and green are really pretty too. I also love blonde hair with any eyes. For red and brown hair, it also doesn't matter. 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Depends 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? COFFEE!! I LOVE COFFEE!! 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese, Mushrooms 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Ice cream 20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Ew, no! 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? The gift of life from my mom 22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yeah, a lot. But I'm trying to get over it, cause he's going to high school and is just not worth my time. Sigh. 23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Nope 24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Ed Hardy, Coach and anything from Hot Topic (aka best store ever!!) 26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? 2 27. WHAT KIND IS IT? A Dog (Pitbull/hound mix) named Chance (or Duppy, hehe aka Dumb Puppy) and a cat (medium-haired black cat with white tail) named Pepe Le Phu (after the cartoon skunk)(or Taylor...long story) 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Idk, when my close friend moved, I realized I had a little crush on him so I guess it's possible. 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Just tell them. 30. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 19 31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes! 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My Mom and my friend Zoe. 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Miley Cyrus (and "New Disney" in general) and paparattzi (sp?)/reporters, school, people who annoy me. 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Yes, to Mexico 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Hot guys, very occasionally hot girls (Don't judge me! Seriously, have you SEEN Tara on Biggest Loser and Amanda Kimmel on Survivor!! Haha, I also have a bit of a girl crush on my favorite actress Michelle Rodriguez. She's gorgeous.) 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Yeah!! I just met Taylor Lautner (Jacob), Rachelle Lefevre (Victoria) and Edi Gathegi (Laurent) from Twilight the movie today (Nov. 12, 08) at Hot Topic! It was awesome!! All three of them shook my hand!! They were soooooooo nice! I also met Stevie Nicks when I was younger. 37. FIRST JOB? Bussing for 2 days at my dad's restaurant. 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No, but I want to. 39. DO YOU SWEAR? I don't fucking know. There are a lot of fucking kids at our fucking school who fucking swear all of the fucking time and I'm like "What the fuck?" (Haha, hope that answers that question. Sorry if you are offended by my potty mouth, but quite frankly if you are, I don't really care.) 40.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Playing World of Warcraft 41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No, but my friend did. 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Idk, my hair and eyes. Mostly eyes. 43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes, I have them right now and they suck!! 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Not sure. Anyone wanna get me the Canon Rebel XS? 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 2-5. Probably 3. 46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No but my name rhymes with my mom's name (Karen, Erin) 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yep 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Uh, something Pantene. 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? If it obeys me. 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I'm a vegetarian! 52. ANY BAD HABITS? Yes 53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Idk 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Depends who I am as the other person, but prob. 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No but you dont want to go out looking like crap everyday so that matter somewhat 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Um...I dunno. Cry, I guess. 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? In Chicago with the rest of my family 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Idk, prob a stuffed animal 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Idk, I'm too lazy to check 62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yes, unfortunately 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yeah 64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mac n' Cheese!! 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Lots of humor, someone who thinks of you before themselves, crazy like me, sweet, musical, long-ish hair (like mid-neck to shoulder length) and must be a little hot. I dont like when guys wear shorts and I love skinny jeans on guys. If they are scene/emo, thats a plus ;) 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Peanut, Er (pronounced Air), Rinny 67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Bands: My favorite band is at the moment Chiodos, but I love soooooo many bands. Top five in order are Chiodos, Escape the Fate, Bring Me The Horizon, 30 Seconds to Mars and My Chemical Romance; Singers: Craig Owens (has the most beautiful voice!), Craig Mabbit, Jared Leto (He's frickin' beautiful), Ronnie Radke (also frickin' beautiful), Brenden Urie, Gerard Way, Hayley Williams, Chad Kroeger, well I guess a lot of lead singers from bands (mostly dudes) 68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Lost!! 69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Haven't taken it yet 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Moose Tracks!! (Fudge Tracks and Bunny Tracks are an alternative; Peanut Butter Cup is reaaally good too.) 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Last time I checked I did. 72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Idk 73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Yes there is...But there's no 59, 87, or 88 74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I don't drive yet 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I don't really care actually. 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Nights in White Satin by the Moody Blues (beautiful song!) 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Zoe 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Hair and Eyes. Face in general. 80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Idk 81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Dunno. 82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? October 83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Libra (my sign!) 85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dark brown and black (natuarally blonde.) 86. EYE COLOR? Green 89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? Panda Express (does that count as fast food?) 90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Haven't really tried it. 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Harry Potter 6!! 92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Halloween and the 19th of October (a.k.a. My b-day!) 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Violin, learning guitar, and I want to play bass guitar, cello and drums 94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Democrat 95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Um, do songs on Itunes count? 98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Invisible 99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Chronicles of Vladimir Tod 2 100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Um, don't have much of one. Pretty much all of my 7th grade year, I had a serious crush on a popular, beautiful, 8th grader who I haven't talked to much but reaaaaally, really liked. I tried telling him on MySpace but I dont think he got the message, sigh. I've never liked anyone as much as like him, but unfortunatly, I'm going to let him go. It's really hard to do, cause I like him soooooo much! But, like I said up above, he's going to high school and I really just don't think he's worth my time. I'm starting to get over it by now and hopefully I'll like someone different that actually returns the feelings by the time I see him again in my freshman year. 1.YOUR REAL NAME: Erin 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Eriizzle (wow) 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Panda (Sweet. I'm going to call myself that from now on. Hey, I'm the Blue Panda!) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Paige Lynn Oaks (again wow) 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Piserrad (I actually like that) 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Mocha Frappachino (lol. I sound like a retarted villan) 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Rsaaekn (haha that's not weird at all, NOT!) 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)): Ann Reid 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Chance (sweet, I like that.) 10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow) ereinbh (Haha! Close enough! That was fun!) Do YOU remember the 90s?? Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember: You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles List twelve of your characters from your fandom (I'm doing favs in order) Total Drama Island 1. Izzy 2. Noah 3. Gwen 4. Duncan 5. Bridgette 6. DJ 7. Courtney 8. Trent 9. Leshawna 10. Lindsay 11. Owen 12. Geoff 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Uh, no. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Sorta. He has pretty eyes! 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Wow...awkwardness. And not going to happen 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yep. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? NO! 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Yeah...Not going to happen. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? She would run away...quickly. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Um this is going to be weird but...Lindsay realizes that Gwen isn't as scary as she thought. (Bad, I know) 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Uh, not that I know of. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. I can't think of one. 11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Ooh, the song that he sings on the island for the talent show and then I'd make it Trent/Gwen!! 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: May be very creepy! 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Well, I've read stories with Bridgette/Geoff as a couple but none about her specifically. 14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). (oh god) Izzy and Courtney are in a happy relationship (Um...) until Leshawna runs off with Duncan (no comment). Izzy, brokenhearted (Uh...why would she care?), has a hot one-night stand with Owen (finally something I can imagine!) and a brief unhappy affair with Geoff (Ew!), then follows the wise advice of Bridgette (makes sense) and finds true love with Gwen (What the Hell?!). (Well, that was weird.) What title would you give this fic? The Crazy Life 15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? I would feel that the world has gone mad. Top 10 reasons you know your obsessed with Twilight!! 1.) You know Edward Anthony Mason Cullen is 107 and is turning 108 on June 20th, 2009 2.) you own all twilight books... Twilight, New moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn and you freak out at your friends if they scratch, rip, smudge, or does anything to them!! 3.) you can resite 10+ quotes from each of the four books! 4.) you say OME!(oh my edward!) instead of OMG! 5.) You worship Stephenie Meyer 6.) You go up to random people and say "I want a Edward!!" 7.) you stalk Robert Pattinson and tell him to bite you 8.) you've booked plane tickets to Forks, Washington 9.) You think Edward Cullen is your super hottt boyfriend (actually Jasper (cough mine! cough), but Edward is indeed HOTTT!) 10.) your laughing and nodding to 1-9!! (Ok, well maybe only 1, 2, 3, and 5) A Twilight Survey Which book in the series is your favorite? Eclipse How long did it take you to read the books? I read Twilight in 2 weeks, New Moon: 2 1/2 weeks, Eclipse: 3 weeks and Breaking Dawn: A month (I'm a slow reader) Who introduced you to the books? Not a person. Last year we got these order forms for books and Twilight was on there and at this time I've never heard of it before so I read the summary for it and thought it sounded interesting and I got it, not knowing that it would be the most popular book series since Harry Potter. Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? Bought them Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie? Movie and so far I've seen it four times! What's your dream ending to the series? The original is perfect except I would have added an epolouge showing Renesmee when she's grown up and immortal. Favorites: Who's your favorite vampire? Jasper!! Who is your favorite werewolf? Jacob! I don't get why everybody hates him. What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? "I'll wait until we're close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. Then I'd run you back to the scene of the accident, and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history." ~Edward to Bella (talking about what would happen if there was a disaster on the plane they were on), Eclipse page 88-89 (Haha! That's probably my favorite quote!) What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? I like the meadow scene, their first kiss, near the beginning of the Eclipse when they are talking to each other with notes, when he gives her the heart charm for her bracelet, well and a lot more. What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? Well, I'm Team Edward, but I have to admit the last kiss they had in Eclipse was kinda cute. How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? I like when Alice is preparing Bella for her wedding. What was your favorite adventure/battle? Definalty the Eclipse battle (I really love Eclipse!) Which book cover was your favorite? Breaking Dawn! I love the chess picture. Are these books among your favorite books of all? Definatly. They're great. This or That? Twilight or New Moon? Twilight New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse! Eclipse or Twilight? Eclipse Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun? Both! But Stephenie isn't continuing MS :'( Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie? Both! The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn? Again both, they were both awesome! Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Edward. I actually think I like Jake more than Edward, but I like Bella with Edward more than Jake with Bella. Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Edward Bella or Jacob? Jacob Bella or Alice? Alice Alice or Jacob? Alice Rosalie or Alice? Alice Jasper or Alice? Jasper!! Jasper or Edward? Jasper!! Carlisle or Esme? Carlisle! (but Esme rocks too!) Emmett or Jasper? Jasper!! Emmett or Jacob? Emmett Bella or Rosalie? Bella (Again, Rose rocks too!) Esme or Charlie? Esme Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle Charlie or Billy? Charlie Jacob or Sam? Jake Sam or Quil? Quil (I don't like Sam) Quil or Embry? Embry Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? James (but I like Victoria better) Werewolves or Vampires? Vampires. But I myself am probably a werewolf. Movie Stuff: How did you first find out about the movie? ...I really don't know. Haha! Are you excited? I've already seen it. What do you think of the casting so far? It's mostly good. Are you going to go see it? Um, already saw it...four times... Planning on going with anyone in particular? Again already seen it. Do you think it will stay true to the book? You know, it was very different from the book and I definatly prefer the books but the movie was just ok. I'm hoping New Moon is better. (These are some of my closest friends)(No particular order) 1. Zoe 2. Alex 3. Eme 4. Andy (again, my friend, not my crush) 5. Lauren 6. Danielle P. 7. Frank (2) 8. Caessar 9. Bronte 10. Jaymes 1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens? Andy invites Eme and Caessar to dinner? God knows why. Haha, he's afraid of Eme and doesn't like Caessar that much since Caessar is kind of popular. I don't know what would happen. Andy would probably piss off Eme somehow causing Eme to attack him, even with his broken arm and Caessar would leave. 2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens? Bronte tries to get Lauren to go to a yoga class. Um, yeah Lauren wouldn't like that too much. 3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6? Sorry Danielle, but Zoe's been my BFFL since 3rd grade. 4) 2 and 7are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction? Alex and Frank are making out (twitch and gag), Jaymes walks in. Oh dear! Well, Jaymes being the pervert that he is would probably ask well, perved comments, Alex would be all wide eyed (Who the hell knows how she would possibly get into that) and Frank, again who the hell knows. 5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens? Eme falls in love with Danielle, Caessar is jealous. WHY?! Caessar would be creeped out and um, Eme and Danielle are straight... 6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7? Andy jumps me in a dark alleyway (gasp That idiot!). Jaymes, Alex or Frank come to the rescue? Definatly not Jaymes, dunno about Frank, but Alex would definatly but she tiny! Then again, Andy does have a broken arm...and Alex has shown some signs of toughness. 7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening? Zoe decides to start a cooking show. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Yeah right! HAHAHAHA! 9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose? Eme has to marry either Caessar, Andy or Bronte? I dunno, maybe Andy. 10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it? Frank kidnaps Alex and demands something from Lauren for Alex's release? He would demand a kiss! I have a feeling he has a crush on her. 11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose? Zoe. She my BFFL. Sorry Danielle, you're one of my best friends too! 12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why? Jaymes challenges Andy to a chariot race? Um, I really don't know why, they're pretty weird, haha. 13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell? Uh...YEAH!! Eme's vicious! She's given me scars before. 14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react? Alex and Jaymes wedding (HAHAHAHAHAHAH, yeah right, ahahah!) except Caessar. Um, he wouldn't really care. 15) Why is 6 afraid of 7? Danielle afraid of Frank? HAHAHAHAHAA! That's just too funny. 16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go? Jaymes tells a story. Oh, dear, it's no doubt going to be sick and perverted. 17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late? Zoe arrives late for Alex and Jaymes's wedding? Alex scolds, "And just where have you been, missy?! No cake for you and you're grounded!" (Alex being her normal weird self). Zoe is late because her mom made her clean up her dogs' crap (I dunno) 18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens? Lauren and Bronte get drunk and end up at my house? I would get drunk with them and have random babbling discussions with them! 19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8? Eme, Caesar, Danielle, and Andy go to the zoo for Caessar's birthday party? I really have no clue and why wasn't I invited, meanie? Haha! 20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do? They're protesting against me?! Don't know why. 21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them? Bronte murders Alex's best friend. Well, she has a lot of besties and I'm one of them so Bronte murdered me. She's so mean! Alex would definatly get back at her...I hope. 22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save himself or 1? Danielle and Zoe are in mortal danger. Does Danielle save herself or Zoe? Danielle is too nice to save herself, she would save Zoe 23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life? I can't answer that one, they're my friends! 24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens? Lauren is trapped in a cave, Jaymes come to rescue her. He'd save her then kiss her then run away very quickly while Lauren yells at and chases him. 25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens? Eme starts a day camp? I dunno. 26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens? Andy, Danielle and Frank are doing the hokey-pokey, Caessar walks in. He stares for a moment, shrugs, starts singing really loudly and then joins them while still singing. 27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction? Zoe starts to write and fanfic where Bronte and Jaymes are going out. What is Alex's reaction? She'll laugh her ass off and keep showing it to them while Bronte tries to kill Zoe. 28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good? Frank makes an apple pie. Uh, I dunno if he can cook, but he doesn't look like he can so I'm going to say no. 29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do? Caessar and Eme going camping and forget food. Eme hits Caessar on the back of the head and glares while Caessar says, "We don't need no stinking food, we got trees!" She hits him once again. 30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.) Caessar starts singing the "Psycho" theme while he and Eme run and Eme hits him once again. 31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now? Umm...See Twilight again! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. ...Copy and paste this into your profile if you are tired of stereotypes. Beth: Bridgette: () You surf Cody: () You love technology Courtney: () You are/were a CIT DJ: (X) You love animals Duncan: () You have/had a mohawk Eva: () You often lift weights Ezekiel: () You're home schooled Geoff: (X) You love parties Gwen: (X) You're goth Harold: () You can be a pervert at some times Heather: () You're the Queen Bee Izzy (X) You're crazy/psycho (proud of it!) Justin: () You're the eye candy Katie: (X) You have a BFFFL Leshawna: () You're the ghetto girl Lindsay: (X) You are/were a blonde Noah: (X) You are a bookworm Owen: () You're overweight Sadie: (X) You have a BFFFL Trent (x) You play/played the guitar Tyler: (X) You suck at sports So I found this on a few people's account and thought that maybe I'd take a shot at it. All you have to do is shuffle your iPod/mp3 player and answer the questions with the song title and the artist. The Soundtrack To My Life Opening credits: You're so Last Summer by Taking Back Sunday Waking up: What Goes Around by Alesana First day of school: Umbrella by Rihanna Falling in love: Human by The Killers Fighting: People by Gorillaz (that strangely makes sense) Breaking up: She Wore Red by Our Innocence Lost Driving: Better Days by Goo Goo Dolls Flashback: Spin by Taking Back Sunday Mental Breakdown: Champagne Supernova by Oasis Getting back together: Rich Woman by Robert Plant Prom Night: Somebody Told Me by The Killers Wedding: Flat On The Floor by Nickelback Birth of a child: I'm So Sick by Flyleaf Final battle: Supermassive Black Hole by Muse Death scene: Ghost Town by Shiny Toy Guns (Lolz) Funeral: Monsters by Matchbook Romance End credits: Skeleton Song by Kate Nash (in class at science time) Lauren: He's pathetic! Watch! (pokes Henry) (talking about a stupid commercial with a retarded song) (In Zoe's family room with her 29-year old brother, Joe in it) (In Zoe's mom's car talking about a tv show) (at recess) (at Zoe's brother, Nick's house) (on first day of school) (at my house) (at lunch. we were imagining each other as rulers of the universe) (at recess) (at lunch) Jaymes: (in a really high and annoying sqeaky voice) Pwease, pwease, pwease, pwwweeeaasssee, PWEASE!! (at lunch) (in class) (at lunch) (at lunch) Nathan: Poke! Lauren: Cheesy circle of harmony! Cheesy, cheesy, cheesy, cheesy, cheesy! (me and Lauren jump up and down while chanting "cheesy") Jaymes: (climbs on top of jungle gym and can't get down while I'm just laughing at him) (last school year (early Jan. 2007) when my friend Josh was the new kid and it was his first day) (In class) (on the bus) (on top of monkey bars when my friend Alex was getting up) (at Danielle 1's party) Alex: (to Zoe) Ooh! I'll show you my squirrell on crack! (At lunch) (Recess) (lunch) (after strings class (our party for it) on our way back to our classrooms) (language arts party) Me: Oh, sh-merda! (the Italian word for shit...a teacher was passing by just as I was about to say shit) (on way back from restaurant) (at lunch) (In LA class) Mom: Your hair shines brilliantly in the sunlight. (At lunch) (at a hotel) Frank 2: (to me and Lauren) Can I come over to one of your houses? Please? Zoe: (to Alex) Ok so the actors going to the thing at Hot Topic for Twilight are Taylor who plays Jacob, Rachel who plays Victoria and Edi who plays Laurent (she pronounced it Laur-rent) (At state fair) (at AZ Scream Park in the attraction) (at AZ Scream Park in the attraction) Zoe: (reading the Polar Express book with false excitement) The reindeer were so excited, they almost pissed themselves! (the line was actually the pranced with joy. Lol, we both laughed soooo hard when she said that!) (at the little kid Polar Express thing, singing carols) (before we saw Twilight) Alex: (randomly) One day your prince will come, and then I will kill him and you will grow up to be an ugly old hag. Zoe: (quoting something that someone else had said) Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies! (whispers)...And alcohal...(excited whisper) and lots and lots of drugs!! (at lunch) (at lunch) (at lunch. An 8th grader that both me and Zoe like was for some reason at our lunch period and he was trying to get out but the gate was locked) (at lunch) (before school, Zoe and Bronte were joking around cause Zoe said something and Bronte started walking off with fake offence) Danielle P.: (randomly holds up her hand) I got Austin's ring! (in my favorite class strings, signing yearbooks. I nervously gave Andy (the guy I like) my yearbook to sign and he was trying to put a different pick-up line on everybody's yearbook so he steals it for about 5 minutes and asks everybody for pick-up lines) (at the grocery store) (Zoe and her mom, Melinda, watching Ghost Adventures. The three guys on that show are total idiots. It's soo funny. Zoe's mom makes fun of them.) (Zoe and Melinda watching Ghost Adventures) MY CHARACTERS Total Drama Island: Harry Potter: Lena Black http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3943340032/nm0536461 (That's my Lena! Except Lena has black hair but Kate Magowan has always been who I imagined as Le.) Rikki Ericson http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3669661952/ch0029571 (Joe Anderson, he's beautiful. That counts for both Rikki & Jesse cuz they're twins. Just without the mustache, hehe) Jesse Ericson (he's not in my story though) Amanda Bocherra http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2114819072/nm1943895 (Yep, Amanda Kimmel from Survivor. She's been my fav contestant in both of the seasons she was in. She's the perfect person for my Amanda even though she's not an actress. She even has my Amanda's bright, grassy green eyes. Beautiful girl.) Zoey Callaghan/Ericson http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1715189/resumephotos?v=me702559242 (Johanna Braddy. She kinda red-head in that pic while Zoey is blonde. If you watched the dance episode of Drake & Josh, the blonde dance partner is her. She is also beautiful) Jason Ericson http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2342293760/nm2581521 (Austin Robert Butler. Cant you tell yet that I am a slight fan of Nickelodean(sp?)? Haha. I hated his character on Zoey 101 (he was a Zoey stealer) but I love him. He's prettiful :) and he seems sweet.) Jaime Black (he's not in my story either...YET) (I also dont have a preferred actor for him yet) Lost: Anna Georgeston-Pace (Charlie's sister, Callie's mother) http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2393740800/nm1092227 (Ok, so I don't like Sienna Miller much BUT I made Callie & Anna shortly after I saw Stardust which she was in so it came naturally) Kale Thomas http://s203.photobucket.com/albums/aa125/Sparrabeth4life/?action=view¤t=emo22.jpg (Ok, so this is actually a picture of a random (and totally gorgeous) emo dude that I found on Bebo.com on a quiz. He's hot and looked like Kale a lot, so don't judge me...and go pee!! Hehe, sorry, I was trying to rhyme both parts of that sentence '.) Andy Peters http://media.photobucket.com/image/jared20leto/emi6vee/1230674326.jpg?o=13 or http://media.photobucket.com/image/jared20leto/stephanibritt/Thirty_Seconds_to_Mars2.jpg?o=40 (Ah, Jared Leto. He's a work of art. He's fricken beautiful and gorgeous and any synonyms of those words. Especially in his whole gothic 30 Seconds to Mars (his band ) look. (Looks at the pictures and faints)) Dani Moretti (I forgot who her actress was and where I've seen her before, so use your imagination!) Morgan Leroy (no her official name!) http://www.imdb.com/media/rm295474176/nm1083271 (Megan Fox is amazing! I loved her in Transformers!) (by the way, I spell Jamie like Jaime because I like that way better, don't ask why, I just do.) | |||||||
1. Total Drama Island: The New Season! » reviewsMy TDI season with my own characters. This is not a make your own character but still read please! What new drama will unfold? Romance? Friendships? Read to find out!Total Drama Island - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-3-09 - Published: 10-31-092. Harry Potter: The Second Black » reviewsWe all know the story of Harry Potter. But what if Sirius Black had a daughter and she went through it all with him. What would happen? No pairings. Starts in Sorcerer's Stone. I posted this story before but I edited it. Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-16-09 - Published: 3-14-09 - Harry P. & OC
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