Hello everyone,

My name is 4Edward's-Eyes-Only

I would like to say goodbye to my good friend pockadottiehottie, who is moving to Dallas, Texas. I'll miss you!!

Oh My Carlisle!! Breaking Dawn is being released on August 2!! I can't wait.

I'm not new to fan fiction, but I'm just about to start my first fanfic.

Okay, i have 2 friends on fanfiction, Sidney Y. and pockadottiehottie. I have one older sister and one older brother. I live in Oklahoma and if you want to know more specifically where I live, I'm going to consider you a stalker and never review to any of your stories again. I am 14 years old and in 8th grade.

Things that really bother me:

When Twilight first was big in my school, Me and my friends were completly obsessed with it and everyone thought we were crazy. Now that its a really famous book, everyone at my school is starting to read it and are like. 'Oh my God! I can't believe i discovered this book. I am such a geneous and Edward Cullen is such a hottie! Oh Shay, you have to read this book.Uh, wasn't I the one who you called A FREAK OBESSED WITH A FAKE BOOK?! I WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU TO READ THIS, AND WE WERE THE ONES WHO TOLD THE SCHOOL TO GET THIS BOOK FOR THE BOOKFAIRS AND LIBRARIES! GEEEEEEEEEZ!

Order is for idiots, a genius can handle chaos

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is the fact that none of it has tried to contact us.

Open-minded people must accept the possibility that being closed-minded is better. Close-minded people can take comfort in knowing that they are right.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters whether I win or lose.

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.

If you're arguing with an idiot make sure he isn't doing the same thing.

If you love someone set them free! If they don't come back hunt them down and kill them.

The reason attempted suicide is illegal: The government can't tax you if you're dead.

Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!

Mean people suck,
Nice people swallow,
Stupid people choke,
And weird people gargle.

"If a person offends you, do not resort to extremes, simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick."

"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them."

"Beauty that catches the eye will fade away. But beauty that catches the heart, will always stay"

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright

“Yeah I squealed. That's the sound you make when your best friend takes out a gun and stabs you in the back right in front of your eyes!" ~ Shawn, Boy Meets World

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean their not out to get you, my friend" ~ Lorelai, Gilmore Girls (Channeling Tenshi's spirit)

"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised." ~Elbert Hubbard.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!-Calvin and Hobbes

"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"

"I love you, you idiot"

"Even the best fall down sometimes"-Howie Day

"To put it nicely, I hope you choke"

"I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it"

"Love is giving someone the power to break you but trusting them not to"

"'Loved' isn't a word. There is no past tense to love. If you love someone you will always love them. No matter what."

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again"

"Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door"

"A dream is a wish your heart makes"-Cinderella

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

"If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people"

"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"

"Come to the dark side...we have cookies"

"Yeah I'm down but not out and far from done"

"Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back. It simply means that you are two steps ahead."

"True friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget"

"If you want the rainbow you've got to put up with the rain"

"DO NOT SET YOURSELF ON FIRE. It kinda hurts"

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when I've seen footprints on the moon."

"Don't smoke. There are way cooler ways to die"

"Best friends listen to what you don't say"

"Life isn't about the breaths you take... It's about the moments that take your breath away."

"The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas"

"I hear voices and they don't like you."

"Everyone's gonna hurt you sooner or later. You just have to decide who's worth the pain"

"Always smile in the morning. It makes people wonder what you did last night"

"Death which hath sucked the honey of thy breath hath had no power yet upon thy beauty"-Romeo&Edward

"Here's to responsibility twice a week...and recklessness everyday in between"-Bella

"Time passes...even when it seems...impossible"-Bella

"You shot across my sky like a meteor"-Edward

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A- Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, SilverMoonArcher, ZineCub, 4Edward's-Eyes-Only

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher, ZineCub, 4Edward's-Eyes-Only are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

If you are not one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on myspace is a contest copy this to your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man..sigh..)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy nad paste this onto your profile.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the aforementioned, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If your typing teacher is evil, copy and past this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If your hair can be considered a weapon, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.(HE BETTER DO IT SOON! GR!)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall, but a best friend looks at you, then continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Select my name and press ALT + F4

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

EMO kids have cool hair.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami

BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back.you don't determine who has more fun by the colour of their hair,orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT

Emo kids have cool hair

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.

EHMAGAWD

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's busness!

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxocated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (except for Edward Cullen, of course)

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!

I don't want no Fanfiction, all I want is bubblegum, bazooka zooka bubblegum!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out laud?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 97 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

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