Finnhart
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since: 04-10-07, id: 1257389, Profile Updated: 05-08-11
country: UK
Author has written 17 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and 3:10 to Yuma, 2007.

HELLO READERS. It's been a good 4 years since I've been a member and they STILL haven't invented a way to let us make pretty profiles :( Anyway, here's some flesh to add to the name of Finnhart:

Name: Finnhart (duh)
Age: 22
Birthday: April '89
Current Residence: England
Occupation: [Supposedly!] a full-time Illustration student at university.

I like pancakes, steak, goldfish and stilettos. I have a very low tolerance for fake tan, football hooligans (that's soccer to most of you out there) and dysfunctional lovers.

The Little List of DO'S!

- Please leave a review!

- Please leave reviews that contain some substance!

- Let me know if you find any typos, because I hate those things but I can't always see them!

- If you leave a review (which I hope you do!) say what was good AND bad. No one likes criticism, but I'm not going to improve if I think I don't have to improve :)

The Little List of DON'TS!

- Please DO NOT blast through like a whirlwind shouting 'OMFGBBQSAUCE DIS IZ AMAZIN PLZ UPDATEZ SOON'.

- Please DO NOT do that whirlwind thing on EVERY chapter of the same fic, it will annoy me and make me NOT want to update just to piss you off.

- Please DO NOT leave a review that just says 'lol gr8' or 'moar plz'.


A WORD OR FEW REGARDING MY YU-GI-OH FICTION!

Like my great idol, Robert Crais, I have been writing separate stories that are all linked together but do not need to be read in any particular order, like Harry Potter for example. They all exist within the same web of my own invented canon. It's very sneaky of me, but if you read one of my Yu-Gi-Oh stories, chances are you will have to read one or more of the others in order to fully understand what's going on. RUDE, hah. I know what the chronological order is just so that I don't start writing inconsistencies into newer stories, but I'll lay them all out for you here:

1 Brown Paper Parcel, a oneshot: This was the first Yu-Gi-Oh story I ever wrote (since resubmitted due to a massive overhaul of the text). You do not need to refer to any other stories for this, but you will need to refer back to it when you read some of the others.

2 Chocolate Milk, a oneshot: This was an attempt at humour. Nothing significant happens in it, so you don't need to read anything else to get it.

3 Open Ether, a twoshot: You won't need to refer to anything to understand this.

4 Siphon, a [stupid] oneshot: You may need to refer to Open Ether for this, though it's not necessary.

5 Ojiisan, a three-parter: You won't need to refer to anything to understand this.

6 Suzume Darling, a oneshot: You may need to refer to Open Ether and Ojiisan for this.

7 Take Me To The Water, a longfic (in progress): You will need to refer to Open Ether, Ojiisan and maybe Brown Paper Parcel for this. Whilst it is not strictly a sequel, the events in Open Ether and Ojiisan directly affect the events in this story. There is a major character from Brown Paper Parcel in this one, but she does not have a large role and only appears in about two paragraphs.

8 Pancakes, a oneshot: You will need to refer to Brown Paper Parcel.

9 Dismissed Rumour, a oneshot: You may like to refer to Brown Paper Parcel.

10 Maintained Delight, a oneshot: You don't need to refer to anything.

11 Nice Dragon, a oneshot: You don't need to refer to anything.


I hope you can find something you enjoy! And please, if you do decide to stop by and have a little read of anything here, don't hesitate to leave a review!


1. The Disastrous Encounter reviews
ONESHOT. There is a particular feeling when the mystery of sex is revealed. It happens to all of us, including Seto Kaiba. Please R&R.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-23-11 - Seto K. - Complete
2. Take Me To The Water » reviews
Seto is coaxed into accompanying Mokuba and Yuugi's gang on a camping trip. How will he cope with socialising around openfires, skinnydipping in the river and most nauseatingly of all, sharing a tent with a mutt? UkeSetoxSemeJou. Please R&R
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,969 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 10-23-11 - Published: 4-28-08 - Seto K. & K. Jounouchi
3. Nice Dragon reviews
ONESHOT/DRABBLE CHALLENGE. What do billionaires dream of? Pure silliness. Please read & review!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-8-11 - Seto K. - Complete
4. Maintained Delight reviews
ONESHOT/DRABBLE CHALLENGE. When Seto finds something he likes, it's best to let him invent the terms and conditions. Please read & review!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-16-11 - Seto K. - Complete
5. Dismissed Rumour reviews
ONESHOT/DRABBLE CHALLENGE. The tabloids always get it wrong, Seto only wanted to buy a birthday present. Pure silliness, not yaoi. Please read & review!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-15-11 - Seto K. & Yūgi M. - Complete
6. Pancakes reviews
ONESHOT. It's his day off and Seto is stumbling along memory lane when he smells and hears some oddly familiar things. Kinda pointless but kinda cute. Please refer to author's notes inside - read & review!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-13-11 - Seto K. - Complete
7. Brown Paper Parcel reviews
REWRITTEN ONESHOT. A parcel is sent directly to Kaiba Seto's desk one day. Little does he know that he has also received into his life the person who sent it. Non yaoi, bit fluffy in some places. Please read author's notes within.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-11-11 - Seto K. & Mokuba K. - Complete
8. The Outlaws' Little Alphabet reviews
Charlie's feelings, from A to Z.
3:10 to Yuma, 2007 - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-29-10
9. Goodbye Horses » reviews
Charlie Prince, now a dead man, reflects on his life, from his tumultuous childhood to his very first meeting with Ben Wade to the day he was murdered. Was his life a waste? Or had he always been ready to die? PLEASE READ&REVIEW
3:10 to Yuma, 2007 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-6-10
10. The Clouded Mirror reviews
Oneshot. There are some things the other clowns do which remain enigmas to The Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-15-08 - Joker - Complete
11. My Name Is Jack Tanner » reviews
Without his memories can a man be granted pardon for his sins?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,076 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 11-13-08 - Published: 10-15-08 - Joker & Bruce W./Batman
12. My Snare, My Suffering » reviews
A sane man may see things that will make him insane, but a man who is already insane who sees the same things... perhaps they will make him sane once more. **Alternate Universe**
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,312 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-22-08 - Published: 9-2-08 - Joker
13. Suzume, Darling reviews
ONESHOT. Seto has to babysit for the day and ends up spending his time with Yuugi who is not as well as he seems. Post Grandpa death. Non yaoi. Revised 11-Feb-11. Please read&review!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,797 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-9-08 - Seto K. & Yūgi M. - Complete
14. Ojiisan » reviews
COMPLETE. Yugi faces a difficult hurdle in his life when someone dear to him dies. To his utmost surprise Seto Kaiba is the first to find him. Read&Review
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-20-08 - Published: 4-14-08 - Seto K. & Yūgi M. - Complete
15. Siphon reviews
ONESHOT. Some people get a bit silly about their pets, and Seto Kaiba is no exception. Please R&R
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-24-08 - Seto K. - Complete
16. Open Ether » reviews
COMPLETE. Twoshot. For years Seto has been paying men to die for him. It is not until he lies half dead in the road that he begins to realise this and what it actually means to him. SetoxRoland Shōnenai. Please read & review. Revised 5 August 2008.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-17-08 - Published: 12-1-07 - Seto K. & Isono - Complete
17. Chocolate Milk reviews
ONESHOT. Seto underestimates the determination of the paparazzi as he commits an act of an ordinary human nature. Read and review.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-11-07 - Seto K. - Complete