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National Sarcasm Society

Like we need your support...

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Hey, it's me TS.

Well... let's learn something about me..

Age: None-ya

Gender: Female.. I hope..

I love to: Draw, write, sleep, watch Japanese anime, sleep some more, go to school here and there.. yeah.. I listen to music; all kinds.. except country and not much classical, go out with friends, play video games (DDR, so awesome!), read, swim, sing (not very good though), read well-written fics, and other things better left unmentioned...

I dislike: Bitchy people, tomatoes, boring movies, and etc.

Fav's to watch: Naruto, Inuyasha, FullMetal Alchemist, BLEACH, and etc.

Favorite to write: Naruto ( sometimes Inuyasha and Bleach just haven't posted any yet)

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Right now I'm working on a couple fics so please read and tell me what you think...

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I am a Yaoi Supporter! But I also read... well.. uh.. un-yaoi too.. so.. don't hate me!

Yaoi Pairings

Naruto/Sasuke

Naruto/Gaara

Naruto/ a lot of other boys...

Kiba/Shika

Shika/ take your pick...

Neji/ take your pick...

Kiba/ take your pick...

Gaara/ take your pick..

Ichigo/Ishida

Ichigo/Renji

Ichigo/Urahara (-I spell that right?)

Roy/Ed

Miroku/Sesshomaru

Inuyasha/Naraku

Kakashi/Iruka

I have many other Naruto pairings I don't mind; I'll read basicly anything.

Un- Yaoi Pairings

Hinata/ Naruto, Sasuke, or Kiba. (sometimes others)

Sakura/ It doesn't matter I don't like her much... okay so I hate her.. but not all the time... but if i have to pick.. Lee

Ino/Shika

Temari/Shika

Sesshomaru/Kagome

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How come people have quotes? I want to list some quotes!!! Okay.. here they are!

"I care... sorta... not really..."

" It's almost like we know what we're doing. "

" Hey ! That almost makes sense.."

VENI, VIDI VOLO IN DOMUM REDIRE = I came, I saw, I want to go home.

Ts'i mahnu uterna ot twan ot geifur hingts = It's human nature to want to figure things out.

If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be called research.

There are two things a person should never be angry at... what they can help, and what they cannot. - Socrates

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher - Socrates

He is a man of courage who does not run away, but remains at his post and fights against the enemy - Socrates

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is I know nothing... - Socrates

Once made equal to man, woman become his superior. - Socrates

Love is a serious mental disease.

This city is what it is because our citizens are what they are. - Plato

Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Opinion is the medium between knowledge and ignorance. - Plato

Man- a being in search of meaning..- Plato

I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.. -Plato

Never discourage anyone... who continually makes progress, no matter how slow - Plato

Cunning ... is but the low mimic of wisdom - Plato

Democracy... is a charming form of government, full of variety and disorder; and dispensing a sort of equality to equals and unequals alike - Plato

Honesty for the most part is less profitable than dishonesty - Plato

For the introduction of a new kind of music must be shunned as imperling the whole state; since styles of music are never disturbed without affecting the most important political institutions... - Plato

I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright stone to content myself with... - Plato

People are like dirt.They can either nourish you and help you grow as a person or they can stunt your growth and make you wilt and die..- Plato

If your family has issues then you pass, if it doesn't then your a liar b/c over half the familys in the U.S. have family problems. If you feel and/or know this is true then copy and paste this into your profile demanded by Teioke Sheay.

If you are a sorry excuse for a person and just want to feel like your apart of something or are just plain bored out of your mind then copy&paste this into your profile. Demanded by Teioke Sheay herself who wrote this to see how many people would actually do that.

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There are only 10 kinds of people.

Those who understand binary and those who don't ...

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Okay... here is some stuff I found and put on b/c I felt like it..

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile!
By Order of chelsea-chee

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
By Order of MelanieSta

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

(Copying and pasting is VERY fun.)

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

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This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. (Nope!!) Copy and paste this just cause he's cute!

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Some more stuff I found:

"What time is it?... ITS TIME TO GET SEXY!!! XDDD"

Emo is short for emotional. Not suicidal.

If you say gullible really slowly, it sounds like lemons. XD

"We're not retreating, we're advancing in a different direction!"

... hmmm...impossible iz nuthin...cuz nuthinz impossible...itz the possibilitiez tht make all the possiblez impossible...wich iz impossible itself... O_o?

What were they thinking when they made M&Ms Minis? Did someone just bite into an M&M and think, "Ya know...I just can't finish this."

SuBliminal messages are sOo popular right noW; though The credit Obviously goes to ME.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile!

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

"I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.”

"I can imagine a world where there is only peace; there is no war, famine, or sickness. I can also imagine us bombing that world because they wouldn't expect a thing."

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ~Rodney Dangerfield

“If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.” could be implying 1 of 2 things...

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that.

When a crush crushes you a good friend will comfort you, but a best friend will go up to him and yell "It's because you're Gay, isn't it!!" in his face.

In retrospect, Blue's Clues isn't very educational. It teaches kids to talk to inanimate objects because they can and will talk back to you.

People are boring. They are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of your lives learning to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years being told to sit down and shut up

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." -relatively low flying jets, that is

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."

"Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."

"The evening news always opens by them saying 'Good evening' and then proceeding to tell you exactly why it isn't."

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

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Crap you should look at:

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

got that off cheza'flower'silver'wolf 's profile.. i thought it was neat..

COFFEE QUOTES!

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity- Dave Barry

Only Irish Coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, fat- Alex Levine

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee- A.L.

Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.

Coffee, n. break fluid.

Things you need to read b/c you have nothing else to do..

The next best thing to winning is losing! At least you've been in the race.

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just have one thing to say to the authors of that study: Duh.

I am realistic - I expect miracles.

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

For fast acting relief try slowing down.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.

Though friendship is not quick to burn, it is explosive stuff.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

And more... stuff...

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Leaf symbol

personally I like the Sand symbol better but oh well...

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Yaaaay kitty!- ill call him...Yui!!!☆

This is Kitty. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination.

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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

My fake plants died because I did'nt pretend to water them.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

I like marriage. The idea.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Airplanes may kill you, but they aren't likely to hurt you.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried before.

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. -me

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

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It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

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Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

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Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once.

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" Live life to the fullest, and regret nothing. "