///Itachi Uchiha - #1 Smexy Genius///

//Neji Hyuuga - #2 Smexy Genius//

ALL HAIL LELOUCH!!

Chibi Itachi ~ ~ Fear Me...

Name: Aly

Gender: I'm pretty sure I'm a girl...

Age: 18

Location: Trinidad & Tobago...big up to de trinis!! If you don't know where that is, then find an atlas and learn baby!

About Me: Well...one thing you should know is that I'm crazy as hell...ask any of my friends...I love to have fun, and I do some crazy crap sometimes! I also like making new friends! I'm a loyal friend, and I love my friends to the death! They're part of my reason for living! If anyone dare hurt them I swear I will hunt you down and kill you... I love spending time with my friends...it's when I'm the happiest!

I'm generally a kind, caring person. I don't usually like to be mean to people. I'm always there for my friends if they need me. I'm the kind of person who'd listen to all your problems...I don't usually bombard people with advice, cuz sometimes all you need is someone to listen, so that's what I do. I'm generally accepting, and I try not to judge people, so you can tell me practically anything. Feel free to send me a PM is you wanna be friends!

I'm usually cheerful and carefree...but I have my moody moments... I love to write, and I usually do my writing when I'm in my moods...as a result, my writing is mostly sad...but I've been told it's beautiful...so I'll keep on doing it!

Despite my cheery demeanour, I'm a bit impatient, and I do have a temper...it doesn't usually show much, cuz I'd usually just stew inwardly...but when I'm pushed too far, I snap...so don't test me!

Lolz...did I also mention that I have a master? He's a very close friend of mine who has somehow become my master...don't ask! lolz= P This is what he has to say about me!

"Neevy-chan is a very loyal pet...though she may be disobedient at times, she never defies me more than once when I get angry. I have to keep her disciplined by whipping her, though her preferred method of punishment is spanking. I swear, sometimes I think she gets me angry purposefully so that I can spank her!"

Lolz...I wuv my masterrrrrr = P Anyways...onto more...normal topics...

Check out my deviantArt account: http://aly-uchiha913.deviantart.com/

Check out this vid of Vincent Valentine singing the Facebook Stalker Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymFXNqfxh4g

My Fave Pairings:...

Code Geass

LelouchxC.C

Yaoi:

LelouchxSuzaku (in either order), LelouchxRolo (especially the angsty one-sided Rolo-centric onces)

Naruto

NarutoxHinata, NejixTenten, NejixHinata

Yaoi:

SasukexNaruto, Uchihacest (ShisuixItachixSasuke...put any of those three together in a pairing and I'll love it...), ItachixNeji, ItachixNaruto

Samurai X

KenshinxKaoru, AoshixMisao, SanosukexMegumi

Inuyasha

InuyashaxKagome, MirokuxSango

Yaoi:

SesshoumaruxInuyasha

Death Note

RaitoxL

Ouran High School Host Club

Hitachiincest, KyouyaxTamaki

Avatar

AangxKatara, SokkaxSuki, SokkaxYue, ZukoxMai, HaruxKatara

Yaoi:

ZukoxSokka

Pairings I'm not particularly keen on...

ItachixSakura (heck...Itachi & anyone other than Sasuke...Deidara...Shisui and maybe Kisame...oh yeah, and Naruto or Kyuubi!), NejixSakura, Gaara & any of his siblings...weird. NarutoxSakura, Iruka & any of his students...(especially Naruto), Kakashi & any of his students, LeexSakura, LeexTenten

ZukoxKatara, AangxSokka, SokkaxKatara

Kenshin & anyone besides Kaoru...and maybe Misao...

Inuyasha & anyone other than Kagome or Kikyo...

Pairings that I believe should NEVER exist...

Orochimaru and ANYONE!! (Especially Itachi, Sasuke, or Sakura...) The guy is a gay-pedophile-Michael-Jackson-wannabe-snake/man-thing!! Sick and Wrong!! XD

Anyway...things I like:...making friends, anime (my faves are naruto, samurai x and shakugan no shana!)...music...chocolate, pizza!!...

And things I hate:...backstabbers...chores...exams...lizards...(actually...any reptiles/amphibians on a whole)...MOSQUITOES...they are demons from hell!!

My hobbies:...reading...writing...drawing...watching t.v...listening to music...playing piano/recorder...singing...

My dreams for the future...TO BE THE GREATEST HOKAGE!! BELIEVE IT!! LOL!! Umm...my dream job ranges from writer, to singer, to fashion designer, to interior decorator.

Favourite Books: The Chronicles Of Narnia...Fearless...anything by V.C. Andrews, Danielle Steel, and Dean Koontz...

Favourite T.V. Shows: naruto...code geass...death note...ninja warrior...avatar: the last airbender...shakugan no shana...mirage of blaze...spider riders...samurai x...inuyasha...smallville...kyle xy...teen titans...xiaolin showdown...danny phantom...winx club...

Favourite Movies: The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian...Transformers...The Simpsons Movie...Fantastic Four (1&2)...The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe...Meet The Robinsons...Happy Feet...Pirates Of The Caribbean (1-3)...Nausicaa Of The Valley Of The Wind...Samurai X: Trust And Betrayal...Spirited Away...Howl's Moving Castle...Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children...Full Metal Alchemist: Conqueror Of Shamballa...X-Men (1-3)...Spiderman (1-3)...Lara Croft: Tomb Raider...Dante's Peak...Jurassic Park (1-3)...High School Musical...2 Fast 2 Furious...The Day After Tomorrow...

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

And now...the not so important, but still awesome stuff!

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you believe homophobia is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate backstabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you think that Orochimaru is a gay-pedophile-michael-jackson-wannabe-snake/man-thingy, copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills regularly, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on demand, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD

-by Tesina Gela Gardner-

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo, mutant-bitch, alyuchiha913

Well...I think that's enough for now...hope you had fun reading this crap lolz! And I hope you guys like my fics...Reviews make me happy, so please read and review my fics!! Bless Up & Peace Out!