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Animus Of Lacuna
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since: 04-10-07, id: 1257512, Profile edited: 07-31-08
country: United States
Author has written 24 stories for Ed, Edd n Eddy, Seinfeld, Midnighters, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Time Squad, Sheep In The Big City, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Class of 300, I Am Legend, and Zoey 101.

Pen name: Animus Of Lacuna (Originally Death's Servant and ABCM and Spirit Of The Harvest Moon, and Thirteen Moons, and Spirit Of The Blue Moon. But those didn't work out so well for me. And I hope that 'Animus Of Lacuna' stays).

Real name: Mark

Age: 14

Birthday: April 10th

Favorite movie: My Big Fat Greek Wedding/Pink Panther/I Am Legend/Hocus Pocus

Favorite Cartoon: Courage The Cowardly Dog/ Ed, Edd, n, Eddy/Total Drama Island/The Simpsons

Favorite TV Show: Seinfeld

Favorite Food: Sushi (Yummmmm)

Unfavorite Food: Chicken (Yukk! Except for chicken wings, those are good :)

Favorite Song: Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) by the Eurythmics.

Favorite Book: Harry Potter Series/The Giver/Story Time/Everlost/William Sleator Novels/Incartnations Of Immortality Series/The Alchemist

Hi! My real name is Mark, but due to privacy reasons I won't say my last name. I've been reading FF.net for a LONG time, but I wasn't the age to register. But, on my thirteenth birthday, I became a member of fanfiction.net. YAY!! I hope people like my stories, it makes me happy. My dislikes are Flame Rising, that guy. If you hate him too, let me know. P.S. Whenever you see a smiley face like this: or it means that it's something good, so look at it! You will notice that in my Ed, Edd, n, Eddy fanfics, I always include all of the cul-de-sac kids. And I always will. You will NEVER, EVER, EVER, see me write an Ed, Edd, n, Eddy fanfic with only the 3 eds in it or just one character. I believe that all my stories are good, and I love all my stories, regardless of how good my reviews are, or if there are any reviews . I put my soul into my words, so I love my stories, no matter what you say. My twin sister, Alexandra just registered into the site as 'Regina Of Lacuna.'

Personal Info: I live in New Jersey. I live with my grandpa, my parents, and my twin sister, Alexandra. I have many great friends. My heritage is Russian, and I am only the second generation. My parents legally immigrated to America from Russia, and I do know how to speak Russian. I am also learning Spanish and Latin, and I may learn Greek later. I enjoy learning foreign languages, it makes me feel smart.

IMPORTANT NOTE: I know that recently, I haven't been updating or writing a lot, and I apologize for that, but now Animus Of Lacuna is back! But I need reviews for great ideas for new chapters and new fanfics. The reviewers are just as important as the writer.

My secrets: How to make an insert smileyface. 'right alternate (hold it), then keypad '1' (release).'

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.

Deo Dvcente Nil Nocet. "Nothing can harm us when God leads us." If you believe this, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you have an annoying little sibling, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie or Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like pie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're too lazy to copy and paste this stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know how to make insert smiley faces without pressing the option insert on your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate 'Flame Rising' and all his other accounts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually post your stories as 'complete' when you finish them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the goverment should keep"One nation under God..."in the pledge of allegiance,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that idiot girl in the Eggo waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that your are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

Rock 'n' roll's still alive! It will never be replaced by hip-hop and rap no matter how much those guys try to convince us they're better! If you agree with this,

copy and paste this into your profile for the sake of rock 'n' rollers like me!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you actually read REAL books, copy and paste this into your profile!

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you do not copy and paste this onto your profile, your mom will die in 4 hours

OK! IF YOU ARE SICK OF FLAME RISING AND OTHER PEOPLE WHO COPYS HIS FAMING STYLES, THEN JOIN ME TO BAN THEIR ACCOUNT IF THEY HAD NOTHING GOOD DAMN TO SAY ABOUT OUR STORIES! SEND MAY5000 A PM ABOUT IT AND THEN SHE'LL TAKE CARE THE REST! GATHER YOUR REVIEWERS, FRIENDS, AND OTHER YOU KNOW AND TELL THEM TO DO THEM SAME! COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU WANT TO HELP AND BAN THEIR ACCOUNTS!

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito,WolfGirl88, Animus Of Lacuna,

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

You may have noticed that I changed my pen name again. Well, this is because a certain enemy of mine found out about my pen name and if he finds my stories, my social life is gone, so I changed it to something cooler and safer.

I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. (Not Fmale Rnisig )

cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
you can raed this psas it on !!

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Did you know...

lying is actually unhealthy.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


-Sad but Beautiful Story-

A girl and a guy
were speeding
over 100 mph
on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down,
i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not,
please, it's so
scary.

Guy: Then
tell me
you love me.

Girl:I love
you, slow down.

Guy: Now
give me a big hug

/She
gave him a big hug/

Guy:Can you
take my helmet
off & put it on
yourself,
It's really
bothering me.

The next
day in the newspaper, a
motorcycle crashed into a
building due to brake failure.
Two people were in the
crash, but only one
survived. The truth was that
halfway down the road the
guy realized that the breaks weren't
working, but he didn't want
the girl to know.
Instead, he had her
hug him and tell him she loves him
one last time.

Then he had her put his
helmet on so that she would live, even if it
meant that he would die.

If you would do the
same for the person
you love, copy this in your
profile!




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7. Tribute To Time Squad reviews
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8. The Grim Reaper Checks In » reviews
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9. Neglect And Abuse reviews
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14. MegaloED » reviews
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