| EvilSatsuma |
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter. Hiya. Wow...so this is my profile. How thrilling for you! I guess I'd better make it good... Right, well I'm 17 years old, and I go to a boarding school in Rutland, England. My amazing friend Frizz (Psycho Hippy) introduced me to here a couple of years ago on one of those long afternoons stuck in a dorm with nothing better to do- if you're a boarder I'm sure you know what I'm talking about -mutters darkly about having no life-. I write infrequently, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!! I'm currently in my last year of A levels at school, busting my ass to get 3 As so that I can go and study history at university, so updates will be few and far between...the next update for Feeling Like This is likely to appear in the summer. Sorry! My work comes first, despite my love of writing. :P Um...I write only Harry Potter stuff... a bit of slash involved I'm afraid. Please don't EVER flame for that, If you don't like, don't read. Simple, huh? (It has to be said, I haven't actually read any slash for about a YEAR. Oops...) And I have to put in this link. I laughed so hard I fell off my chair. I'm not saying anything against being religious, but Harry Potter is a book, not an analogy for occult satanism or whatever!http://www.exposingsatanism.org/harrypotter.htm Pairings Remus/Sirus (Cos they're sweet together) Harry/Ginny (They belong.) Charlie W/Hermione (cos frankly the two above would fall apart sooner or later...and he is very, very hot. I mean, he's a dragon keeper/quidditch player, what more could you ask for?) Ron/Hermione (Do I even have to say why? It's obvious, people! James/Lily (He loves her, she loves him, deal?) Neville/Luna (Entertainment value and are really cute together) Draco/Hermione (only because it'd never happen.) Or Draco/Harry (but only sometimes) NEVER Pairings Remus/Tonks (He belongs with Sirius, and she can't take him away! Never!) Harry/Draco when Ginny's around (Because even Draco can't convert Harry when Ginny's around. Sorry Dudes.) Snape/Anyone (I can barely believe he has a gender...eew.) Harry/Hermione (Just. No. Imagine what Ron/Draco/Charlie would say! The horror!) Expressing Yourself- Slash Remus/Sirius about how they get together. This is a joint fic written between me and Psycho Hippy, and is Romance/Humor all the way. COMPLETE!! Breathe In- Short, sweet fic between Remus/Sirius (Slash) Feeling Like This- Charlie Weasley/Hermione Granger get together after she divorces Ron. Mature content etc. Babysitting Harry- Sirius/Remus are left in charge of baby Harry...there is no way this could be boring. (M rated Slash). Showerblock Escapades- Oliver Wood/Charlie Weasley oneshot in the changing rooms. Written as part of a competition between me and Psycho Hippy, so please read her too. I don't actually like this pairing, I think they're both straight, but Psycho Hippy made me do it, so blame her. Love xxx | |||||||||
1. Expressing Yourself » reviewsTwo boys learn to express themselves in a whole new way! SLASH! rated M for language and smut. James/Lily also included!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,268 - Reviews: 132 - Updated: 2-11-09 - Published: 4-16-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete2. Feeling Like This » reviewsWhen Hermione leaves 3 year husband Ron Weasley for good, she finds herself hiding out at The Burrow in a miserable state. But one thing she didn’t bargain on was the presence of Charlie Weasley, the easygoing, handsome dragon keeper from Romania…Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,631 - Reviews: 205 - Updated: 2-10-09 - Published: 6-25-07 - Charlie W. & Hermione G.3. Showerblock Escapades reviewsCharlie Weasley and Oliver Wood find themselves in an empty showerblock with stirring emotions. A challenge from Psycho Hippy, so please read and review, and do the same with hers. M RATED SLASHY GOODNESS!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 11-1-07 - Oliver W. & Charlie W. - Complete4. Babysitting Harry » reviewsRemus and Sirius are left reluctantly in charge of baby Harry Potter at Godrics Hollow while Lily and James go out for a well earned break. This is SLASH M rated for very good reasons! Babysitting Harry? A recipe for disaster.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 10-14-07 - Published: 7-24-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete5. Breathe In reviewsSweet little oneshot. Remus has trouble breathing, and Sirius really isn't helping. Warning of SLASH!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-16-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete