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Hi People !
Name: none of you beeswax
Age: Old enough
Loves: Anime , Manga, Japan, Horses , Books, And Fan fiction
Fav pass time: Reading, Horse back riding, and Swimming Not to mention Going on the computer
Anime I Like
- Kakian Phrase
-Ouran Club (no need to write the full name)
-Tokyo Mew Mew
Manga I like
- Sensual Phrase
- Kare First Love
-Full Moon Wo Sagashite
-Vampire Knight ( s )
-Tokyo Mew Mew
-La Corde Ora (sp?)
And Lots of others too. :)
Ok I Have no idea how good my writing is but we'll find out because I Have like 35-40 different plots for the Stories I'm going to write :)
Well Hope you like them
Oh And Here are the Couplings I Like for...
Sesshomaru and Kagome (Has got to be my fav)
Kagome and Naraku (This ones kind of 50/50 it depends on the story line)
Inuyasha and Sango
Shippo and Rin
Takuto and Misuke (Is that how you spell her name??)
Eichi and Misuke (Again is that how you spell both their names)
And the blonde Shingame Person (For got his name) And Mistuke
Kaname and Yukki ( Also Very big favorite )
Just about any other Vampire With Yukki as long as its not Zero ( Sorry Zero Lovers )
Ren And Kyoko (Another great pairing)
Sikamaru ( sp? ) Sakura
Naruto Sasuke (I'm A Girl who's straight that likes some yaoi pairing what else can I Say)
Itachi Sasuke ( I Know Its wrong but some of the time their are some really good plots to the stories )
Sakuya Aine ( Of course )
Yuki Aine (They'd make a good couple only in these stories Yuki will probably not be married)
Yuka Astro (In The manga only because they aren't related Astro Was the son of the woman Yukas Dad Married And In The Anime They didn't have that kind of relation ship)
Kare First Love :
Kiyara (Sp?) And Karen (Duh)
S ( For got how to spell her adopted brothers name ) Hastumi
Usagi/Serena Hakura (Only in My Fics she's a guy not a girl)
My Fav Quotes have got to include...
I can make it on my own (with a little help from you).
Miracles happen all around us everyday we just call them MothersJ
I'm an angel... Just don't mind the horns holding the halo up or the tail beneath the wings.
If stupid was a disease I'd be laughing at your funeral.
A guy gets all the glory the more he can score, a girl does the same thing yet you call her a
I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse and hit him again
Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin? tie my shoes. Can't stand me? Sit down. Can't face me? turn around!
Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes
Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember it takes 42 muscles to frown at some one but only 4 to slap them
If I were trapped in a room with two tigers you and a gun with two bullets I'd shoot you twice!
I'm not as stupid as you look
Angels do Exist because we can't see them we call them our friends
I used to be normal until I met those idiots I call my best friends
Cookies are meant to be eaten
Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional
I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
At my lemonade stand I'd give out the first cup for free and sell the second cup for 20.20, the second cup was the Antidote
The good Lord didn't create any thing without a purpose, but mosquitoes come pretty close
When life hands you Lemons Say "that's nice do you have any thing else?"
The top ten ways you know you live in the 21st century
1. you punch your pasword into your microwave
2. you are obbsessed with reading fanfiction about your favorite pairing
3.For some stupid reason no guy seems to be right for you due to the fact that you want one like Sesshomaru from inuyasha
4. Life seems to not play out like you had plotted in your story line
6. you nod at what this list has said at least once
7. Number five some how explains your life
8. you scroll up to see what number five said.
9. You realize that there is no number five.
10. So how exactly do you think you can be like number 5?
Nine Words Wome Use
(1)FineThis is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)Five MinutesIf she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)NothingThis is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4)Go AheadThis is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5)Loud SighThis is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)That's OkayThis is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)ThanksA woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8)WhateverIs a woman's way of sayingForget--YOU!
(9)Don't worry about it, I got itAnother dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they canavoid if they remember the terminology.
Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautifulwoman he had ever seen.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
Our Lovely legal System
These are from a book called Disorder in the AmericanCourts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word,taken down and now published by court reporters that had the
torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place:
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
ATTORNEY: Which gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in
his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can
I get a new attorney?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to
a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school
did you go to?
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
And the best for last!:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
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