Name: Call me, Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN
Been on since: April 13, 2007 (Friday the 13th. My very lucky day. Sucks to be anyone else who has bad luck.)
Age: That's for only me to know.
Gender: Female
Favorite Color: RED! (Read my stories and you'll easily see that.)
My Personality: Demonic. Screw you if you have a problem with it. I act really possessed sometimes and you never know what's coming. SO I'll be really serious one minute and then laughing like a retard the next. Not even my friends can tell what's coming next so don't try it. You'll never figure me out!
Latest Movie I've Seen And My Fav Quote From It: Startdust, Captain Shakespeare: Have you ever tried getting blood stains out of a silk shirt? Nightmare!
I am an individual. You will NEVER see me falling into the latest trend because everyone else is doing it. I will not follow mindlessly and become exactly like everyone else. Like the saying goes, "We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies." If you agree that being an original is a great thing copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN
ANIME-my anti-drug. Because when you're addicted to anime you can't afford drugs.
Rule #1 for Anime: Women hit harder than villains.
Rule #2 for Anime: You can cuss someone out to the darkest depths of hell and actually get rewarded for it.
Rule #3 for Anime: The homework always gets done even when you haven't touched it for weeks.
Rule #4 for Anime: Girls with sweet dispositions and innocent faces are the MOST dangerous fighters you can find. STAY CLEAR!
Rule #5 for Anime: Even the stupidest person in the class will graduate with flying colors even though they showed NO sign of improvement.
Rule #6 for Anime: Every anime-yes EVERY anime-has its slut. Learn to deal with it.
Likes: Videogames, Books, Music (Fav is Josh Groban), Anime, Drawing, Writting, Manga, and alone-time(Seriously I need to be alone sometimes)!
Dislikes: I absolutely HATE the Hiei/Botan Pairing. It burns my eyes beyond all reason. (I never flame so I just will not read any of these fics).
Favorite Sport: JUDO! Long live the art of JUDO! I have a First and Third place medal in Judo! Mwahahahahahahahaha! I kick ass and take names!
Favorite Music: Well, I like Linkin Park, and The Phantom Of The Opera but my most favorite is Josh Groban. He has a good voice and sings different languages! It calms me.
Favorite Anime/Manga: Inuyasha, .Hack//Sign (LOVE IT! ALWAYS WILL!), Naruto, Princess Ai, Tenchi Muyo (all of thier series with the Girls Ryoko, Sasami, Washu, Mihoshi, Kione, and Ieka (last two spelling?), Rurouni Kenshin, Ghost In Shell, Trinity Blood, Bleach, Blood, Code Lyoko, Escaflowne, Full Metal Alchemist, Trigun, Fruits Basket, Gravitation, Gundam (certain ones only), MAR, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Kiki's Flying Delivery Service (...ok so I don't know when to grow up. Screw off people who laugh at me!) Yu-Yu Hakusho, OutLaw Star (pissed they took it off air!), One Piece, Sailor Moon, Scryed, and I know there are many more that I'm forgetting to list...Well now you have the basics for me.
Hobbies: Singing and trying to get my sound to my liking. I love to read and write beautiful scenes of tension and action.
I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR ALL WHO READ THIS! BELOW THIS IS A PROBLEM THAT I DARE ALL TO TRY. IT'S LONG BUT I THINK THAT YOU'LL FULLY REALIZE HOW MUCH PAIN KAKASHI WENT THROUGH WHEN ITACHI THREW HIM INTO THE NIGHTMARE REALM! HERE IT GOES AND PAY CLOSE ATTENTION! YOU'LL MISS THE WHOLE POINT OTHERWISE! FOR ANYONE WHO CAN PM ME THE CORRECT ANSWER I WILL GRANT THEM A GIFTFIC! LOOK SHARP AND PUT ON YOUR THINKING CAPS FOR HERE IS YOUR PROBLEM!
A) Kakashi was pinned defenseless to a board by Itachi when he was sent to the Nightmare Realm. At one point Kakashi's mind was divided into 2,000 Kakashi forms. There are two Itachi's per Kakashi stabbing him at a rate of 50 stabs per minute. Kakashi goes through this tourment for a grand total of 3 days. How many Itachi's are there in all and how many times is Kakashi stabbed within that three day time?
B) If each Itachi inflicted an equal amount of stabs each how many stabs did each of them inflict?
C) Once you've finished those two questions its time for the last part. Answer the question of have you ever been stabbed? If so then rate the pain on a scale of one to ten. (If not then guess on how much it would hurt to be stabbed with a knife.) Once you have your rating multiply that by 100. Once you've got that answer multiply it by the answer of times Kakashi was stabbed. Now look at your answer. Is there anyway in hell that you'd be willing to put yourself in that situation? (I sure as hell wouldn't unless it was to save a friend or family memeber. Some people won't even give that much.)
I've had quite a few PMs with the answer to this question and I've decided that I'll reveal the answer to it VERY soon with the names of the people who answered it correctly!! You still have a chance to PM with the answer if you want before its revealed and this little game comes to a close!! So send me those PMs soon cause I just might update the answer with the next update I put on a story and you NEVER know when those are coming! Thanks to all who have already participated and I haven't forgotten you!! I'm just waiting to see who else wants to try!!
NEWS: (2/25/08) Alright! I updated! That's good. There are going to be more soon!
Permanent News:
(June 2, 2007 at 3:28 pm.) My Tales Of Symphonia Story called Vessel For Two officially had 666 hits and absolutely nothing bad happened! lol. (Its over that many hits now)
(June 4, 2007) My birthday gave me Tales of the Abyss! Mwahahahahahaha! Also it gave me the complete set of .Hack//Legend of the Twilight Bracelet! And Angelique Kidjo-Djin Djin.
(June 6, 2007) I am now known as the Half-Vampire, Half-Demon child. All hail the halfbreeds and thier almighty haffy powers! I RULE!
(August 24, 2007) HIEI! I LOVE HIEI! HE KICKS ASS AND IS MINE! I LOVE HIM!
(September 5, 2007) Hehehehe. Just now the image value thing for logging into to fanfiction was 666 for me. That's twice something has come up 666 for me...I'm beginning to wonder if someone's giving me a sign...
(September 13, 2007) Huh...I think I got my first flame...they called me a bunch of colorful names only because my favorite character is Hiei from Yu-Yu Hakusho (I like him because of the way he is, not because he's hot. I love the way he acts and I feel that I can sympathize with him in so many ways). They called me quite a few things and...well...that was very...different.
(September 4, 2007) WOW! My story Here We GO! and Vessel For Two are tied in hits! That's freaking cool!
(October 13, 2007) WOWZUH! My self insert has over 1000 hits on it! Soon it'll surpass A Title Of Significance in the most popular fic poll! I'm so proud!
(October 14, 2007) I finished my first Yu-Yu Hakusho story! YAYZ!
(December 16, 2007) Mwahahahahaha! I've just realized how lucky the number 13 is for me! Hehehehehehehe. I guess I must be one of those weird people that's the complete opposite of everyone else because everything that has to deal with 13 is ALWAYS good for me! Wahahahahahahahahahaha!
(March 27, 2008) Sheesh. No wonder why people get tired of me so easily. I continously tell people useless information. Such as the permanent news. I bet a few people think I have some mental disorders or something. lol.
Favorite songs: (No real order)
Evil Angel-Breaking Benjamin
Breath-Breaking Benjamin
Otherworld-FFX
Real Emotion-FFX-2
Everytime It Rains-Ace Of Base
Breaking The Habit-Linkin Park
The Phantom Of The Opera-The Phantom of the Opera
Canto Alla Vita-Josh Groban (I like everything he sings but this is my all time fav.)
You Are Loved (Don't Give Up)-Josh Groban
Not While I'm Around-Josh Groban (From the musical Sweeney Todd)
My Heart Will Go On- Celine Dion
There You'll Be- Pearl Harbor
Only Hope-A Walk To Remember
Devil Inside-Utada Hikaru (Well basically I like everything she sings so ALL of her songs)
Sanctuary-Utada Hikaru
Angels-Within Temptation
Broken Wings- Trinity Blood Ending Theme
I Will Carry You- Clay Aiken (No one kill me please!)
Faint-Linkin Park
Figure.09-Linkin Park
Numb-Linkin Park
In The End-Linkin Park
Tourniquet-Evanescence
All Around Me-Flyleaf
Djin Djin-Angelique Kidjo
(There are alot more but then the list would never end. For now this is just the top. I have a wide taste and listen to almost every genre I've heard off. I have my likes and dislikes from them all though so I can't discriminate.)
Quotes I made:
Me: It only takes one person to start a panic.
Me: What the hell is Lyceum?! I've had three years of Spanish, almost a year of Japanese, not to mention my drabbles in French, Italian, German and Russian and NEVER ONCE IN MY ENTIRE EXPERIENCE HAVE I HEARD THAT DAMN WORD!
Me: Screw it. I'm half-Vampire and half-Demon. Burn in oblivion if you have a problem with it.
Me: I'm not blind! I just can't see!
Me: I'm not crazy I'm just...ok I'm crazy.
Me: I'm sorry. Did you say something? I was daydreaming about Hiei...I mean...you didn't hear that.
Me: If I pretend to listen and care about what you're saying can I go back to daydreaming about Hiei?
Me: I was not even half listening. Don't repeat it because this time I will walk away.
Me: You fail at life.
Me: Sucks to be you then.
Quotes By Hiei:
Hiei (Yu-Yu Hakusho): Here's a one way ticket straight to hell you bastard!
Demon fighting Hiei (Yu-Yu Hakusho): Are you scared now?
Hiei (Yu-Yu Hakusho): No I'm bored.
Hiei (Yu-Yu Hakusho): Cryptic aren't we?
Hiei (Yu-Yu Hakusho): You frizzy haired baka. (I think baka can mean Stupid, Moron, and Idiot at the same time.)
Hiei (Yu-Yu Hakusho): Kill us now and spare us your voice.
Hiei (Yu-Yu Hakusho): Baka Onna.
Hiei (Yu-Yu Hakusho): Your next assignment from the Underworld. Consider yourself served. I'm off.
Hiei (Yu-Yu Hakusho): I hate humans, but I despise tourists even more.
Hiei (Yu-Yu Hakusho): I was worried about the trees.
Hiei (Yu-Yu Hakusho): Tell me, how does it feel to be living in a constant haze of stupidity?
Hiei (Yu-Yu Hakusho): This wind coming in feels like home. It's comforting and it soothes me. It tastes like freshly spilled blood on the rotting flesh of decaying corpses.
Hiei (Yu-Yu Hakusho): Kurama, don't make me cut out your precious voice box.
Hiei (Yu-Yu Hakusho): What? Now I'm not allowed to kill the bad humans?
Hiei (Yu-Yu Hakusho): I know as much of games as I do of hugs and puppies, and care for them even less. Wake me for the end of the world.
Hiei (Yu-Yu Hakusho): Any buffoon can make a shield. How do we know your other claim is real as well?
Kaito (Yu-Yu Hakusho): There's only one way to find out.
Hiei (Yu-Yu Hakusho): Well, no three letter word can control my fate. Hot! (Soul is ripped from body) Wow...I think his pride got his goat. lolz.
Quotes By Me and My Friends:
Me (Trying to get the description of something from Fruits Basket): Please help me! You know all about what it looks like! You know all about it because you're good like that!
Cheerio-panda45: Are you trying to bribe me with flattery? 'You're good like that?'
Me: Is it working?
Cheerio-panda45: Yup.
Me: Yes! You'll help me O Great One?
Cheerio-panda45: Yup.
Me: Yay!
My Friend: You won't let me burp, you won't let me dance. What can I do?! (Cheerio-panda45 is laughing in background)
ME: You can play videogames with us and be happy about it!
My Friend: But I am happy, see (insert high pitched maniacal laughter here)
Me and Cheerio-panda45: WTF?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
ME: So you think Disney gets away with so many things that you wouldn't really think they could?
Cheerio-panda45: Yeah. I mean there was this one thing I was watching and this guy goes, "My life is a living-" and then another person pops up saying, "HELL-o"
ME: Well I got two examples for ya. One is the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Esmeralda says, "You sneaky, slimy son of a-" but thankfully gets caught off by the guy saying, "Ah-ah-ah, you're in a church," and the next one is just horrible.
Cheerio-panda45: What is it?
ME: Well see in Kingdom Hearts 2 there's this guy called Xemnas. His name is supposed to be Ansem with a X but if you rearrange these letters (writes them down on paper and slides it over to her.)
Cheerio-panda45: ...OMG! MANSEX! ACK! (Crumbles the paper and throws it at my head) Yet again I prove my point!
ME: Did you have to hit me with the paper?
Me: I hate bright colors.
My Friend: I love Yellow and Orange
Me: I only like Yellow and Orange when they're mixed with Red.
My Friend: ...wait a second...
Me: Yes, Fire. hehehehehehehehe.
Quotes Of Wisdom:
My mom: Things happen for a reason and it tests you as a person. Be strong and cope with it the right way. You'll grow as a person.
"We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies." (I don't know who said this but I officially name them a hero. I agree with them all the way.)
Robin Williams (Night at the Museum): If it can be dreamed, it can be done.
Genis (Tales of Symphonia): Everyone should be able to live freely, no matter who they are.
Mithos (Tales of Symphonia): Everyone hurts when they are rejected.
Random Saying: When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you have a lot to watch.
Possessed (Story Written By Mez1000 READ IT!): People will unite with you against a common enemy. But as soon as you need them, they're gone. But I remain. (Translation: Friends are more fickle than foes) (It's a good thing that all should be aware of. I've learned this the hard way.)
Quotes From My Friends:
Cheerio-panda45: I'm not short! I'm height challenged!
Cherio-panda45: I like being short, TALL PERSON!!
Cheerio-panda45: Shut up you...you...you tall person!
My Friend: Insanity is another word for FUN -!
My Friend: I get high off of pretzels, salt, and chocolate.
Quotes From Characters:
Jin (Yu-Yu Hakusho): Yeah well, you lost to Kurama and Kurama lost to a dead guy. How does that make you feel?
Axel (Kingdom Hearts 2): Got it Memorized?
Axel (Kingdom Hearts): Cry me a river, build me a bridge, get over it, and I'll set it on fire half way across!
Riku (Kingdom Hearts 2): 'Cause I'm not a total sap like you.
Riku (Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories) : I chose the middle path. (TWILIGHT ROCKS!! IT'S COOLER THAN LIGHT OR DARK!)
Jr. /Rubedo (Xenosaga): Sayonara Baby!
Jr. /Rubedo (Xenosaga): Dammit! Try thinkin' about what's below you when you fight!
Piros The Third (.Hack//G.U. Volume Two): I don't care if it's a Lucky Animal or an Unlucky Animal or a fish wearing a dress!
Alkaid (.Hack//G.U. Volume Two): You're pretty good, for a low-life cheating bastard, that is.
Carrie (Suite Life of Zack and Cody) : Remember, a girl can do anything a boy can do and we can do it in High-heels.
Alice (New Moon): I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.
Lord Beckett (Pirates of the Caribbean At Worlds End): You're mad.
Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean At Worlds End): That's a good thing, cuz if I wasn't this would probably never work.
Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean At Worlds End): And that gentlemen was without a single drop of rum.
Lloyd (Tales of Symphonia): You're pretty weird
Kratos (Tales of Symphonia): Maybe I am.
Kratos (Tales of Symphonia) : ... (SILENCE RULES)
Zelos (Tales of Symphonia): Oh...hey, Lloyd? If you abandon me here, I swear, I'll come back to haunt you.
Lloyd (Tales of Symphonia): ...I just had a sudden violent urge to abandon you. (This is something I would do.)
Fon Master Ion (Tales of the Abyss): Yes she must have been scared. She screamed, "I'll kill you, you bastards!" as she fell.
Jade (Tales of the Abyss): Oh I assure you. I'm crying on the inside. Wracked with guilt.
Jade (Tales of the Abyss): Oh no. I've been frail since birth. (fake coughing)
Anise (Tales of the Abyss) : Does anyone else think I should rip daddy's little girl a new hole?
Luke (Tales of the Abyss): You're weak!
Guy (Tales of the Abyss): You're a hack!
Jade (Tales of the Abyss): You're wack.
ME: What the hell?
Princess Mononoke: So you say you're under a curse? So what? So's the whole damn world.
Jack McCoy's Boss (Law and Order): What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common? (Jack shrugs) One in a million chance of becoming Human. (I was dying! It was so funny the way he said it!)
Tifa (Final Fantasy Advent Children): Dilly Dally, Shilly Shally (I love to get my friends mad at me when I say this! LOL)
Quotes Of Hilarity:
My Japanese Teacher During Class: Man. Donkey's are such ASSES! (He put as much emphasis on the word as he could and repeated it over and over sending us all into non-stop laughter.
Me: God damnit! If I was in Tales of the Abyss, I wouldn't be walking around like I had an f-ing stick up my ass! I would go around shoving my sword up someone's ass if they pissed me off!
Me: Hey did someone call my name?
My Brother: If your name is PIZZA then yes, someone did.
Me:...oh...ok.
A Funny Shirt I Saw: Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.
Random Women Rule Saying : Children have colds, and Men have the Flu. Women just get on with it.
Random Women Rule Saying : Men are proof Women can take a joke.
A Wannabe Magician (who wouldn't leave me alone): So do you want the coins to appear in your hand individually, one at a time, or a singularly?
Me: Ummmm...aren't they the same thing?
Wannabe Magician: Just chose one please.
Me: Ok, ok, ok. Individually. (What kind of freaking difference does it make?!)
Kratos: Well god, you’re never going to believe this, I was using magic to mentally torture a guy who has doing something with his wife in public, if you know what I mean, when some idiot who didn’t know how to drive crashed his car, flew out of his windshield, and hit me knocking my head clear off my shoulders.- FanFic Story 'Tales of Symphonia in "Who's Line Is It Anyway"' by SoraKeyblade Master of The Key! Read this fic! It'll make you die of laughter!
My Most Popular Fic(s)
This is based of reviews, faves, alerts, C2s, and how many hits per chapter.
Oh my god. It's a three-way tie.
The first is "A Title Of Significance" written for the game Tales Of Symphonia. It is a one-shot written for Kratos and Lloyd. Anna is also mentioned and it mostly revolves around a certain purple clad swordsman and his family. It may be a one-shot but there have been more than 560 hits on it and at the moment it has 16 (really nice and good) reviews, 11 story faves and is part of two C2s. I'm very proud of it and I'm happy that so many people like it. It was kind of inspired by father's day and I hope that if more people read it they'll review it and tell me if there's anything I could do to make it better!
The Second is "Here We GO!" written for the anime Yu-Yu Hakusho. It's a self-insert that is doing a lot better than I ever dreamed. I have 39 great reviews on it and it has more than two thousand hits. It's been put in 2 C2s and has a a lot of favs and alerts. Wow! This is one of my most favorite fics to write and it makes me even happier that people like reading it! I promise to all of my readers that I will continue to make my writing worth reading and I will work my fingers to their ends on making my writing better!
Well, the third most popular fic is "When You're Obsessed" written for the anime Yu-Yu Hakusho. Hehe. Well, its a crack fic that gives you lists and scenarios for you to find out if you're obsessed with the anime/manga. Hehe. Unfortunately, I am and it seems that I'm not alone. Its running for four chapters right now of pure crazyness and alredy has more reviews than any of my other stories. Its high in the number of favs and alerts. So, it seems that this is a favorite for laughs and to see what others think about this anime/manga! I love writing this and though updates are hard to get at the moment its only temporary. I will come back with a VENGENCE! Nyahahahahahaha!
Thank you to everyone who reads and reviews my stories! I'll keep getting better with your help!
Stories I'm Working On.
Tales of Symphonia- In Progress- Vessel For Two- Ten Chapters Posted- An enemy that Lloyd and company had thought vanished has risen and another fight for Salvation has come up. Can a halfelf with a cold heart help them? What will they think when they realize, she knew Kratos AND Anna? Who is she and how can she help them?
Xenosaga- In Progress- A URTV's Equal- Seven Chapters Posted- There's another family quarrel and the Xenosaga group find themselves stuck right in the middle of it and all its dangers. Dimitri caused another family to fall apart and everyone feels they have to help thier new found friend as she battles for her life.
Kingdom Hearts- Complete- Uncertainty- ONE-SHOT- (Post Game Two)- Do they even know how much it hurts...to lose everything and gain almost nothing? ONE SHOT Riku thinks back on the past few years and wonders if any of it was really worth almost losing himself. Dark, cold memories mix with the lights of familiar faces.
Kingdom Hearts- In Progress- What Should Have Happened!- Four Chapters Posted- Possible scenes that could've happened in any of the three games without completely screwing up the story lines but could've spiced up the games. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS HERE! What scenes do you think should've happened in any of the games? Have Fun! (If you have ideas please send them to me via PM because I don't have this fic planned out! I just make it up as I go.)
Yu-Yu Hakusho- In Progress- When You're Obsessed- Four Chapters Posted- Do you know if you have an unhealthy obsession with Yu-Yu Hakusho? Well, that answer for me is yes and I'm here to help you all decide if you do to. Just read what I have written here and if most of them fit with you,WELCOME TO THE CLUB OF CRAZY PEOPLE!
Yu-Yu Hakusho- Complete- To Kill- Two Chapters Posted- “Feh! Fine! Follow me if you have a death wish!” Hiei wasn’t usually one to put up with pathetic demons who thought they could challenge him and that's exactly what twenty five bounty hunter demons are going to find out...the bloody, very painful way. TWO-SHOT
Yu- Yu Hakusho- In Progress- Misguided Blood, War of the Mazoku- Three Chapters Posted- Raizen had a son and daughter and together they formed the perfect Yin and Yang. Now those two forces are clashing and everything Yusuke and company ever knew is falling apart. Can they stop it and stay alive? How far will this torment go?
Yu-Yu Hakusho- Complete- Kurama's Bad Day- Everyone, no matter how nice or kind they are, has that unbearably bad day. What happenes when it's a certain red haired kitsune's turn? Poor, poor, Kurama.
Yu-Yu Hakusho- In Progress- Here We GO!- Twelve Chapters Posted- Someone's out looking to KILL me and they find it funny to put me in total chaos by throwing my normal self into the grand world of Yu-Yu Hakusho. Will I manage to keep the balance of their world and stay alive to return to my home? Who wants me dead?! Self insert.
Naruto- In Progress- Itachi-Sensei- Two Chapters Posted- What harm could taking eleven year old twins with him on a mission be? A LOT! Itachi will be on the brink of suicide before the end of it and Kisame will all the while be sitting back laughing. Poor, poor Itachi. WARNING CRACK FIC! Hilarioty is a YES!
Tales of Symphonia- In Progress- Melting the Heart of Ice- One Chapter Posted- Challenge Fic from Freakyanimegal456. Centered around Chala.
Tales of Symphonia- Complete- A Title Of Significance- ONE-SHOT- Kratos has been called many things. A Mercenary, a Friend, a Teacher, an Angel, and even a Traitor. What is the significance of such titles unless they come from someone one truly cares for? ONE-SHOT
Tales of Symphonia- Complete- In Her Dreams- ONE-SHOT- Even though she finished the journey with his help, Colette feels that she doesn't fully understand Lloyd's mind. His gloomy demeanor has worried her and she only wishes she could understand him. With all her heart she just wishes he could trust her with everything. Pre Title Of Significance ONE-SHOT
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Who's working anyway?
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting on your butt,
At your computer,
reading jokes.
(The point Cheerio-Panda45 has made. Sigh)
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
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If you can read that please put it in your profile.
Ladies and gentlemen, hobbos and tramps,
bug-eyed mosquitos and bow-legged ants,
I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard before,
So pull up a chair and sit on the floor,
Admission is free, so pay at the door,
One fine day, in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back-to-back, they faced each other,
Drew thier swords and shot each other,
A deaf policeman heard the noise and saved the lives of the two dead boys,
If you don't believe my lies are true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!
I got this from Mez1000's profile. I couldn't help but like it and therefore you see it here! Ha! I love things like this!
If you believe that Self inserts deserve a fair and equal chance at being treated as nicely as other stories do, then copy and paste this onto your profile.
This is a big thing for me! Even if a story is a self-insert and even if a reader has ever read a bad one they should not bring those prejudices and stereotypes into other people's stories. One should always give an equal chance to themselves and the author to read the story before they automatically think that it is NOT worth reading!
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off. (OMG. LMAO. Come on People! THINK! That's what your brain is for! Quit letting it gather dust you bakas!)
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm used to pain by now.)
If you think Preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into a profile.
If you've ever misspelled your own name, paste this on your profile.
If you've ever had to look at your own penname to write it in an email paste this in your profile.
If you've ever had to ask your best friend your OWN Phone/Cell Number to tell another Friend paste this in your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you always had, completely does and will forever hate/have deadly fear for spiders copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you move your hands and/or wrists to get a point across to someone (even if you're writting/typing it. Not just talking to someone) copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have and insane friend copy this into your profile.
If you understand things that some adults older than you do not and ignore you until you SHOW them what you know and you surprise them paste this in your profile.
This constantly gets on my nerves. Adults are always telling me that I have a better understanding than most people my age but as soon as I try to add something they say I'm not old enough to get it. I then prove them wrong and they learn to SHUT THEIR TRAPS!
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (There are not enough buses in the world!)
If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...), Jenova Remnant (afterwards, my friends called the event the floor hug), DestinyGamer, Dawnstarshine (It made me cry), Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN (Everyone was surprised that I didn’t fall unconscious from slamming my head against the wall)
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
Lets see Hiei, Riku, Rubedo, Kratos, Haseo, Tsukasa, Sora (.hack//sign), Erik (The Phantom Of The Opera), and WAAAAAY MORE!
If someone has ever told you that you need a life and you told them "I have a life. it's anime/ video games/ manga/ internet/ or fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (I think Albedo might've had something to do with it.We're good friends.)
If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
Geeks are cool. Geeks are smart. Geeks will one day rule the universe. If you're a Geek and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm becoming my mother. At the slightest trigger word I break out into song. Scary thing is sometimes the triggers words cause me to break out into song from a different language. My friends hate me for it but I go singing anyway until I am literally tackled. NEVER SING OUTSIDE WHEN THEY HAVE GRASS TO SLAM YOU INTO!
If you want Zuko to stop being an arse and join Aang already, paste this on your profile.
If you only watch Naruto to see him go fox on someone's hide, paste this on your profile.
If you ever watch Naruto to see Sasuke get his rear end beat by Itachi paste this on your profile.
If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile. (I love my wolfie...MINE!)
If you spend more than ten minutes thinking up 'paste this to your profile' quotes, paste this to your profile.
If your mom laughs at you when you can't beat a boss in a game, copy and paste this to your profile.
She's evil. Then I laugh at her when she can't do anything on her own games. She's with the times thank god unlike some of my other friends' parents.
If you've ever gotten a B and was mad at yourself paste this on your profile. (BAD SELF! BAD!)
If your mom likes shooting games that involve blood and headshots about as much as you do paste this on your profile.(She's so nice but when you face her in a video game prepare to get your head pumbled into the pavement.)
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If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you consider your mom more important to you than just a mom paste this on your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever saw how crazy Albedo from Xenosaga is and had a huge war with yourself about whether Rubedo was better or Albedo was better paste this in your profile. (Still can't chose either!)
If you've ever walked around out anywhere and started talking to yourself thus recieving strange looks from people paste this in your profile.
It's pretty bad when you're talking to yourself and you turn around to see people staring at you.
If you've played a game for more than twenty-four hours straight only stopping to eat, go to the bathroom, and drink (NO SLEEP) and didn't realize it until your mom came in the next day to bring it to your attention, paste this on your profile. (I blame Kingdom Hearts!)
If you've ever sat in your room on Christmas Eve and watch your mom put the presents under the tree that were from 'Santa' paste this on your profile.
If you've ever bought a game because it had a freakin' awesome looking character paste this on your profile.
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If you've ever read/watch/ect a book/manga/anime/movie/ect. so it would shut your friends up and then ended up liking it so much you got more into it than your friends and they wished they never told you about it paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
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We want Tales of Symphonia Sequel!
Tales of Symphonia is too good to be left alone. We want a sequel to quell the storm of questions in our heads. What happens to
Kratos? We NEED a second Tales of Symphonia game, and we need it NOW! Copy and paste this if you want a
Tales of Symphonia Sequel!
Ok so they're coming out with a Sequal in JAPAN! Now I want it to come out in the US...not to mention this poses a problem that'll cause me to steal my mom's game console from her to play it...Well enough of that rant. I want a sequal in the US now!
Bios on the characters I've created!
Gemini (TOS Story)
Age: Over 4000 years old (Hey she was part of Mithos' group. What do you expect?!)
Classification: Half-elf (She's an Angel!)
Description: Looks to be early twenties with a scar on the right side of her face that runs from the bottom of her eye all the way to her chin, peircing dark red pupil-less eyes, long silver hair with natural red highlights, and has a small red scarf wrapped around her upper right arm if her clothes cannot cover it. She is mostly seen in a red mercenary outfit that was made by elven hands. It consists of a red sleeveless shirt and very short red shorts with beige leggings underneath that stop just above her knees. Elven characters are written all along her outfit that has yet to be understood. She sometimes travels around in her deep red traveling cloak to hide who she is.
Information: It turns out that she was a Seraphim herself and was a part of Cruxis. She was known as the Hidden Seraphim and mainly had a job that was behind the scenes work. She saved Mithos, Martel, Yuan, and Kratos from the punishment of crimes they did not commit. Since then she traveled with the four helping them along their journey. There's a HUGE UNEXPECTED twist about her that's revealed in Chapter 8! (I'm not tellin so go read the freakin story if ya wanna know! HA!) She also traveled with Kratos, Anna, and Lloyd at one point and recieved the scar upon her face because of protecting a young Lloyd. She seems to know and have a big part in why Yggdrasill has been allowed to come back and what he needs to do to stay in the world of the living. She's an important part in vanquishing their foe once again! She's a little cold hearted and distant but the reason why has yet to be revealed (I'm not tellin you this either so MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm evil!)
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Ula Sage (TOS Story)
Age: 6
Description: She looks very much like her mother and father (Raine and Yuan). She has Yuan's blue hair but the style is much like her mother's. Ula has her mother's face but she has Yuan's peircing eyes and she can give glares only matched by her father. Sometimes she switches between wearing clothes that look like her mother and clothes that look like her father. She has yet to chose what look she'll sport when she gets older.
Information: She is very smart for her age and is so quick witted that she only needs to go to school a few days a week. She's already beginning to learn magic and she's quickly becoming a formidable opponent. Its clear she deeply loves her mother and father but she has a special place in her heart for 'Auntie Gemini'. She's a normal bouncy six year old but she catches more about the world around her than her parents give her credit for. Gemini seems to have a special soft spot for her. Her name means Jewel Of The Sea.
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Scythe (Sye) Wilder (TOS Story)
Age: 3
Description: He looks so much like both his mother and father (Zelos and Sheena) that it unnerves people. He has raven black hair like Sheena's but its long like his father's. He has crystal blue eyes that mimick Zelos' but they have the mysterious look of Sheena's. His face combined of Sheena and Zelos and he usually wears things depending on his mood. Sometimes he'll sport the Noble look and sometimes he'll sport the Mizuho look. He's a little tall for his age and he's strong too.
Information: He's very hyperactive and gets embaressed easily but nonetheless he can already win most of the arguements he gets into with his parents. He's a trickster and he teaches the other kids what to do that gets right under the adults' skins. He has a soft spot for Gemini as well but he's very much a mommy and daddy's boy. He's clever but still has a way to go until he can catch up to Ula.
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Liam (TOS Story)
Age: 3
Description: He has blue eyes and blonde hair and looks very similar to his mother (Colette). Though the looks his father (Lloyd) gave him cannot be denied. His hair falls in a similar fashion to his father while his face greatly resembles his mother. He doesn't really mind the fact that his hair sometimes falls into his face. He sometimes looks more like his mother than his father and seems to have inherited her klutz like nature.
Information: He's strong for his age but because of his laid back nature he doesn't really do much. Out of the three kids around his age, Liam is the one who follows while his siter takes charge. He acts like his mother sometimes but he is prone to his rash outbursts like his father. He loves when things are going on and hates it when the place around him is boring. He definitly inherited his father's sense of adventure.
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Luccia (TOS Story)
Age: 3
Description: She also has blue eyes but unlike her brother, Luccia has auburn/brown hair. She looks more like her father and only a few of her expressions go to her mother. Her hair matches her mother's though but she hates her long hair. She's already vowed that when she gets older she's cutting it short. She looks like Lloyd and Kratos more than Colette but she does have her Mother's Moments.
Information: She's basically the ring-leader of the kids and chooses everything they do. She likes taking charge and always seems to be the root of things when the kids are involved in pranks. She's very brave but she follows Liam when it comes to exploring. The Twins work well together and they counteract each others personalities.
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Captain Ryoko Yoshida (Xenosaga Story)
Age: 26 (Except she looks a few years older than Jr. In the story I goofed and said 'younger' than Jr. I meant she looked older.)
Classification: Ummm...how should I say this...Similar to URTV (hence the title I suppose)
Description: (Normal) She looks like she could be around fifteen, sixteen, or seventeen, and has peircing dark red pupil-less eyes (yes I have a problem with the color red and pupil-less eyes. Sue me!). She has brown hair that hangs around her face and stops around her shoulder blades. Usually wears a red sleeveless shirt and biege (slightly baggy) pants that fall over her brown boots. She wears gunholsters on the sides of her legs and chakram around the holsters. She has a dragon birthmark that spirals from her right hand all the way up her arm. (She has a Fighting Form that only comes out when she loses control over her emotions) In this form she has red hair that looks fairly similar to KOS-MOS' does and her outfit completely changes. It looks like similar to the dress uniform that 100 Series Realians wear except there are large opening in the side that reveal her back and stop at her sides. It has no sleeves and connects around the neck to secure it. On her upper left arm there is a band that has torn cloth that falls over her arm like a sleeve.
Information: Her past is well hidden and nothing has really been revealed about it yet except she was born on Old Miltia and Dimitri Yuriev meddled in her family. The fighting form was thus an effect caused by that fact. She and her sister Terajima despise one another and they share similar powers. Not much more is known about her.
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Captain Terajima (Xenosaga Story)
Age: 26 (She looks like Ryoko)
Classification: Well, she's like Ryoko. She's similar to a URTV.
Description: (Normal) She looks exactly like her sister except her eyes are dark blue but still are pupil-less. The outfit she wears is kind of similar to her sister's except she wears nothing but blue and has her symbol of heaven across the chest of the sleeveless shirt. (She also has a Fighters Form but she uses it much more frequently than her sister) In this form she wears blue boots instead of white and there are silver dragons the spiral up them. Her dress likewise stops a little above the knee and she has an opening on her side just around the ribs to reveal a spiraling blue dragon on her pale skin. She has dark blue hair that looks almost exactly like KOS-MOS' and her eyes seem to get darker in this form. On her revealed back there's a birthmark that looks similar to a pair of wings and her sleeves stop except for a single strip that spirals down her arms to her wrists.
Information: Her past is well hidden and nothing has really been revealed about it yet except she was born on Old Miltia and Dimitri Yuriev meddled in her family. The fighting form was thus an effect caused by that fact. She and her sister Ryoko despise one another and they share similar powers. Not much more is known about her. One thing is definite though and all her enemies are aware of it. She will NEVER share the same family name as her sister.
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Yosho (Xenosaga Story)
Age: Unknown
Classification: Human
Description: He looks to be in his early twenties only a few years away from Terajima. He has hair black as pitch and peircing green eyes that hold a vast experience of battle knowledge. He wears an outfit that is similar to what Margulis wore but it is nothing but shades of blue and black. He has a strong face and a minor scar on the back of his neck that is rarely seen from underneath his long black hair. (He does not look like Jin! He is younger and cuter damn it!)
Information: Not much is known about him except that he loyaly serves Terajima no matter what her orders are. There seems to be a slight attraction between them but as to what it could grow to is still unsure. His past is as well hidden as Ryoko and Terajima's.
If you've read this far I must commend you. You've sat there and read the ramblings of a teenager who doesn't know when to shut up. So now after this I hope you have enough patience to read my stories. Now I'm off to go write some more material that I can post. Later!
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