Hello people!

What should I say about me?

I love all the stranger pairings in Harry potter. (mostly involving Hermione)

We're talking:

HG/TR

HG/DM

HG/RL

HG/SB

HG/FW

HG/SS

GW/TR

GW/DM

HP/TR

I also have a thing for Dark!Harry and time travel fics.

In LotR, I love anything involving Legolas (with the exception of Aragorn/Legolas. I think that's just wrong.)

I am a part of many other fandoms, but the two above are the major ones. I do like Star Wars (to the point where I can quote most of the movies word for word) but for some reason I never managed to get into the fandom.

Favorite Quotes

Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right.

If we increase the size of the penguin until it is the same height as the man and then compare the relative brain size, we now find that the penguin's brain is still smaller. But, and this is the point, it is larger than it was.

I used to think the brain was the most important organ in the body, then I realized -- look what's telling me that.

I'm out of my mind right now, but you may leave a message

One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

One day we'll all look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject...

Don't follow me, I walk into walls.

Duct tape is like the "Force" It has a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

There is no 'normal', only varying levels of weirdness.

"Change is good. If you walk in the same direction your whole life, you will eventually hit a tree."

So far, this is the oldest i have ever been

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Those who say that words can never hurt them, never got hit in the head with a dictionary.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Since the universe is infinite than everything is its center, therefore I shall no longer accept any argument to the effect that I am not the center of the universe

Due to recent cutbacks, and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there.

(On a list of things that should be in Harry Potter, but aren't)
“Why? Why isn’t it possible?”The Dark Lord raged at his cowering victim. “Tell me WHY!” He snarled as he paced furiously.
“My lord, have you considered the possibility that you’re taking your loss to this muggle game a bit too seriously?” Lucius Malfoy offered meekly.
“NO I’M NOT TAKING IT TOO SERIOUSLY!” Voldemort roared. “IF I AM TO HAVE A WEAKNESS, IT IS NOT GOING TO BE DDR!”

It's YOUR hell, YOU burn in it.

In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, 'Let there be Light.' And there was still nothing, but you could see a bit better.

So far people, the updates are as follows :

Works in progress:

Thorns and Roses

Okay, I have no idea what to do next with this one -I think I might kidnap Rose (don't ask)

At The Tip of a Sword

This one is a little weird right now, but I am doing my best. I am actually considering just giving this one up, since although I have a lot of ideas for it, I lack the enthusiasm to actually use them. I have lost my interest with it.

The Great Character Revolution of Harry Potter

This one was just written for fun, so the updates are going to be really irregular - just so you know. I may do a bit of rewriting in the first two chapters, so ye be warned!