Hey all, on the web I go by Pads (no jokes please). I can be a bit of a grammar and spelling nazi (when my mind is working right lol). I am a major Harry Potter (like duh), Maximum Ride (no spoilers for five please I have yet to read it sadly) and Night World fan (I haven't read any other Smith stuff but I plan to) and I honestly do not get the Twilight fandom...I believe they are badly written, the characters are flat (Though I honestly do enjoy Alice, Emmett, Jasper and Jacob) and the books are badly written romance novels published vampire novels and they just aren't. Now I do not hate twilight fans though I do hate the overly obsessed, "You hate Tiwlight? I kill you" twi-tards who can't find any flaws to the series at all. I can name several flaws in a lot of the books I love obsessed or not. For example, the ever popular "Why don't you just shoot 'im' theory for Harry killing Voldy, in Max Ride...well the entire fourth book... Night World...the whole idea of being forced together via the soulmate principle is kind of not my thing...(Though I do love the couples =3 well Gillian annoyed me...but still =) )...What was I talking about again? Oh right! Like iwas saying, don't mind Twi-fans, hate Twi-tards.

Maybe Some Spoilers

Now for favorites:

Book/s: HP, MR, NW as mentioned, When the Wind Blows and The Lake House (Though I do like Maximum Ride's Max better I love Ozzy and Fang the same...I think...huggles them both). I love A Bend in the Road by Nicholas Sparks.

Hobbies: Reading, writing (duh), drawing, making fun of Twilight (if for no other reason then to anger others), generally annoying others with small mistakes, like telling people how that originally the Weasley's squib cousin's (if I'm not mistaken) daughter Mafalda was going to be in Slytherin and to be a rival for Hermione Granger (originally going to be Puck) but was ultimately replaced with Rita Skeeter, and that a lot is two words, not one, and basically I like finding ways to annoy people =3. Uhm what else?...I don't know if I think of something I'll tell!

Foods: Too many to name, mainly Italian foods and classic American foods, cheeseburgers, hotdogs, pizza (I do not consider pizza Italian)

People: Family and friends

Type o' Music; Classic Rock and anything except rap and/or hip-hop

Bands/Singers/Whatever: The Beatles, Green Day (I was recently told they came out with a new album...no I don't own any of them but if you named a lyric I could probably guess which song it's from.) I like Queen, the Who, and all of those old bands that so totally rock! Plus I love love love Billy Joel!

Song/s: American Pie by Don Mclean, Under My Thumd, Rolling Stones, Dancing With Myself, Billy Idol, Blvd of Broken Dreams, GD, Basket Case, same band, some others as well.

Television Shows: Charmed, Total Drama Island/Action, Avatar the last Airbender, Recess (Yes by Joe and Paul), Danny Phantom, Ghost Hunters when I watch it XDXD, Mythbusters, again when I watch it, Simpsons, Family Guy American Dad is okay and I despise King of the Hill. If I think of others I'll let you know.

Manga: All of two (so far) Azumanga Daioh (Which I have finished) huggles Osaka and Tomo and Kuroshitsuji AKA Black Butler, only just started the Noah's Arc/k? So no spoiling that one!

Ships: Harry Potter: Heron FTW!, Harry/Ginny (Harinny?), Sev/Lily and Lily/James (but never the three of them) Remy/Tonks, Fred or George/ Angelina, Bella/Voldy, for comedic value and because of how awesome there kids would be!...Squick. Anyway, Uhmm...and of course..Siri/me XDXD lol Just joking...sorta... anyway! Onto Maximum Ride :Fax, Egga (Iggy and Ella), uhm...yeah that's about it I think...Mari squicks me out and I can't picture Nudge and Iggy though I don't hate, don't necessarily like it, but I don't hate it. Danny Phantom: Sam/Danny...sorry Tuck! Recess: T.J./Spinelli, Gus/"Cornchip Girl", Vince w/ One of the Ashley's (it's the whole jock/cheerleader thing) Mikey/ uhm...Yeah I dunno...poor Gretchen... Anyway! Twilight: (Yes I have two pairs for two different reasons) Swan/Cullen because they're both so incredinly lame for eachother and Jacob/ Leah because the alternative is Squick! and because she's the ONLY werewolf. Jimmy Neutron: Cindy/Jimmy Libby/Sheen huggles the hyperactive ADHD sufferer

Is there anything else for me to add? Oh yeah! I will be reposting my fanfics on here, to see the original or to read ahead if I take too long to post you can go to Quizilla and search for my username, which is the same as here (Padfootsmistress777) if you go to the search and type my username you'll find my stories there with all the spelling and grammatical errors, but those will be here too since I'm too lazy to fix it, lol...but yeah guess that's it. Enjoy my stuff (When i figure out how to post it lol).

The following lists are mine or were made with by me and my friends unless otherwise stated, if you would like to copy any of them onto your profile I do not mind but please give us credit, or at least let me know, we work hard on these...ok that's a lie it's loads of fun, but still it's wrong to steal and these are our own ideas so please credit. Thank you and enjoy=D

Fun Lists

As an Anime fan….

I am not allowed to pair random yaoi couples from different animes for pure enjoyment, even if said couples are really cute/hot/sexy.

I am not allowed to black mail my favorite Mangaka into making me a character in a manga, especially if said black mail is a crudely drawn picture of their characters with X's over their eyes.

I am not allowed to make videos of my favorite anime characters all doing Caramelldansen.

I am not allowed to nickname all my friends after anime characters, even if my friends look like the characters they're named after.

I am not allowed to protest the killing of major characters, even if they were dead to begin with.

I am no longer allowed to take bad ideas from mangas and suggest I do them with friends, especially if they have no clue what I'm talking about.

I am not allowed to wander around quoting extremely weird quotes from my favorite animes, nor am I allowed to shout "THAT'S RIGHT YOU GO HOME ALONE!!" whenever a friend tells me they're going home alone.

I am not allowed to scream at people for not knowing an anime/manga character even if their a 10 year old kid who doesn't even know what anime/manga is.

Sadly I am no longer allowed to make perverted jokes about Shuichi's love of pocky and what it may resemble. Or tell Shuichi that Yuki secretly watches him when he eats pocky.

I am not allowed to make pocky sculptures of my favorite Mangaka and send it to their house, for it will only result in a restraining order… from their manga.

I am not alowed to videotape myself doing Roy's Furher speech and post it on youtube, no matter how funny it would be.

I am not allowed to tie my non-manga/anime loving friends in chairs and make them watch anime for hours on end until they are anime zombies.

I am not allowed to reinact major battle scenes from my favorite manga and post it on youtube, especially if there are more than one characters and I am the only one doing it.

By Me and Intoxicatedlover

Ten Ways to Tell You are Dealing with a Vampire.

10. There are no mirrors in their home.

9. They do not like sunlight.

8. They have an affinity for bats, wolves, long flowing cloaks and red things.

7. You have seen them file their teeth.

6. They do not live in a house, they live in a castle.

5. You have walked through their hallways and have not seen a bedroom.

4. They have thick velvet curtains of either red or black.

3. You have been asked to go to their home for dinner and have not seem them eat.

2. You have been asked to go with them for breakfast…at 8:00 PM.

And the number one way you can tell you’re dealing with a vampire?

1. You are currently on their table about to be bitten.

You know you:

1.Are a Futurama fan when "I'm Walkin' on Sunshine" makes you sniffle.

2.Are a twi-tard (different than a someone who enjoys the books) when you think Isabella Swan has a personality and are stunned speechless when you learn the new informaiton.

3.Are a Potter Head when you think you can actually play Quidditch.

4. Know how life works when you expect traffic to ease up when you get off the highway.

5.Need to see a therapist when you insist on calling your friends brother Dennis even if you've never met him before.

6.Need to see a psychiatrist when you make a life sized voodoo doll named Dell, drag it around on a leash, and demand that everyone you see scratch it's chin with a spork.

7. You know your friend is a member of PETA when they get angry at a show done with muppets for animal cruelty and exhibitionism.

8.Are so bad at sports you need to wear a cup and pads while playing chess.

9. You have serious issues when you need to wear a cup while playing pictionary.

10. You have a pest problem when you need a shield and sword just to fight your way into bed.

11. You live in the past when you think a yo-yo is new fangled and high-techy.

12. You friend is "going green" when they wear newspapers instead of "green" clothes"

13. You have a best friend when you have no clue what they're saying but know exactly what they mean.

14. You know something is wrong when your frozen "almond joy" is smushed up banana covered in fudge with a macadamea nut inside.

15. You're obsessed when you can't see the wall between all you posters of Chris Brown (Or whoever it is you're obsessed with).

16.You read TV tropes so much you start using that as a guideline for English class.

17. You read humor website so much you believe them even if you know they're being sarcastic.

18. You are gullible when you fall for the whole "Gullible isn't in the dictionary" even if you were looking the word up ten seconds before.

19. You have a drinking problem when you go to bed with a gorgeous woman (or man) and wake up with an ugly transvestite three days later.

20. You and your friends have issues when you have decoys to protect yourself from being injured, listening to something stupid, or beign attacked... while online.

21. You read too many "You Know You" list that they've become a staple part in your daily diet right next to the sugar and chips.

22. You have an overactive imagination when you can come up with a crazy spork conspiracy in under three minutes.

23. You know you need help when you believe that spork conspiracy and you believe the sporks fellow krops, porks, orkps, prosk, skrop and korps are plotting your demise.

24. Your sleep walking has become a serious problem when you go to sleep chained up in a closet in Rhode Island and wake up draped over a half open door in Alaska.

25. Have issues when you can come up with that in under 30 seconds.

26. Your friend needs help when they know how weird you are but ask 'why' anyway.

27. Have serious issues when you get angryabout the gangbeing colored wrong onyour Scooby Doo tee-shirt.

28. You have major issues when one of your otherpersonalities is bipolar when the rest of you are normal. "Hahahaha funny. I don't have bipolar" "Yes you do." "I DO NOT HAVE BIPOLAR TAKE THAT BACK YOU EVIL LITTLE &!@)!"

29. You have terrible eyesight whenb you walk into a pole while wearing your glasses.

30. You're in need of a shower when a dung beetle doens't want ot be near you.

31.And finallyyou know you are bored when you can come up with 30 "You Know you insert joke here when you insewrt action here

Key:

Me and friend's idea combined.
= My friend's idea only.
No asterisk= Me.

Hope you enjoyed this list me and my friend had fun making it! Cio! Aurevoir (I spelt that wrong didn't I ?XDXDXD) Adios! Aloha! Shalom! Salaam! Etc etc etc...Later gators!! ~Pads

Ten Ways To Tell You are Dealing with a Werewolf.

10. They go completely bonkers if you are wearing any silver.

9. They either love or hate full moons.

8. They have an affinity raw meat.

7. Your nearest graveyard has been completely dug up, and all the skeletons and bones are missing.

6. Their house looks like a giant dog house.

5. The homework they hand in has missing edges.

4. You have seen them file their claws. Not nails, claws.

3. They have more collars than your shirts.

2. They howl whenever they see something round and silver.

And the number 1 way you can tell you are dealing with a werewolf is:

1. You just saw them sprout a tail and are now there supper.

What Not To Do in a Horror Movie

1 Listen to the creepy music when entering the woods or scary house.
If you hear creepy music GO THE OTHER WAY and listen for NICE music.
Run like heck if it's the music from Jaws, even if you're no where near an ocean.

2 Never get intimate EVER at anytime, having sex will immediately end in your un-timely death or your lover might turn out to be the killer, monster, alien or the boogyman.

3 DO NOT RUN UPSTAIRS...EVER. if you MUST escape a killer in the house go outside and go to a local club. They never attack in public. Do not mention the killer at the club or people will think you are insane. Act normal, dance, nothing more.

4 If it makes an unearthly noise, growls, sprouts hair or makes any unnatural smells, RUN AWAY FROM IT! Do NOT go to investigate because then you'll end up being something's chew toy.

5 If you think you've killed it, you didn't. Keep shooting him until the police arrive. If you can chop it's head off. DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK TO IT UNTIL THE POLICE ARE THERE AND HIS BODY CANNOT ESACPE!

6 Keep a flashlight with you at all times, make sure to have a fresh batch of batteries out of the package.

7 DON'T SIT BY THE WINDOW, or any other thing the creature, alien ect. can see you through!

8 Never assume the aliens can't open the door, they can master space flight, they're SMART enough to turn the freakin' doorknob! Also they have LASER GUNS!

9 Do not take a shower, yes it's gross but you can wait until after the killer/monster/etc is gone and dead.

10 STAY OUT OF THE CLOSET! If you DO end up in the closet do not put...actually if you end up in the closet, there's no hope for you...No not THAT closet mutters perverts.

11 If you run something over jusr keep driving, DON'T go back to check! Just assume its dead and go HOME.

12 If you have time to stand and scream repeatedly while the monster, killer, ect. slowly comes after you... that time could be used RUNNING away from it! Don't stand there like an idiot.

13 Stay out of any delapitated buildings, towns, gas stations...if it looks like it can collapse, stay away.

14 Ignore the car. It won't work you will be dead before you can get the keys into the ignition.

15 If the phone rings and you hear heavy breathing get the kids you are no doubtly babysitting and go to your neighbors house and call the cops.

16 Do not go to the wild party your friend is throwing because their parents are out. That's how they get you all.

17 If the zombies are slowly coming after you, don't allow your idiots friends to try and get them to do the Thriller dance, Zombies hate dancing and they will no doubt eat your friends' brains out!

18 If the doorbell rings, do NOT answer it its not the pizza guy or your hurt friend. In fact STAY AWAY FROM THE DOOR!!

19 If you're the new kid and the neighborhood has a reported haunted house do not take the dare to go in it, EVER.

20 That nerd over there, yeah, do NOT tease him. EVER he WILL turn out to be the murderer.

(c) me and my friend IntoxicatedLover

~Pads

Later Gators!