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Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Inheritance Cycle. Hi, I'm Kanti, and this is my account. I also share this account with my best friends Tala and Malila, and we write most of our stories together. 11/24/09- Just saw New Moon (finally!) and it was much better than the first movie, but still one big epic fail. We've yet to start writing The REAL New Moon Script, but hopefully this won't take as long as our last script did. We'd like to take this time to give a huge thanks to our reviewers. Feedback really helps us improve our writing, and it shows what we should incorporate into our newer works. 10/6/09- The time is drawing nearer to the release of New Moon. I've been getting multiple reviews for The REAL Twilight Script, but hardly any for HBP. Come, ye neighbors, and shout from the rooftops: READ THE REAL HALF-BLOOD PRINCE SCRIPT! It's been months since I've last talked to SteneMichele, so Not In Wonderland is, as of now, discontinued until further notice. Pity. We were finally getting somewhere. Oh well. Enjoy our stories! :) 9/12/09- FINALLY!! The REAL Half-Blood Prince Script is up!! Enjoy! 9/1/09- Ugh. It's September, and STILL not finished. GOD DAMMIT, WE WILL FINISH IT BEFORE SCHOOL!! 8/11/09- Okay, Malila's back, and we're planning to write soon. We've got so much other stuff goin' on. We've got ideas we've started but put on hiatus. They are: Harry Potter on Dr. Phil, Voldemort as a Hobo, and something else that I forget right now but Tala knows. Also, HARRY POTTER VS. TWILIGHT is not really going anywhere. I might discontinue it, but maybe we'll get together and work. Right now, The REAL Half-Blood Prince Script is our top priority. ...Has anyone heard from SteneMichele lately? She said she'd get back to me... three weeks ago. 8/6/09- Parody script taking longer than we hoped, considering Malila's in Turkey with no internet whatsoever. But soon, it shall be completed. Dunno when, but before August is over. 7/14/09- Going to see Half-Blood Prince at midnight!! Expect to see a parody script soon. 6/24/09- Haven't written anything lately, but fear not! We (Tala, Malila, and Kanti) shall write a spoof for HP6 (Half-Blood Prince) and then New Moon!! Also, I (Kanti) (this is my account) haven't been able to get a hold of SteneMichele, but now that school's over, maybe we can write again. If you'd like to see the darker, more depressing side of me (which I strongly urge you to do) take a peek at my FictionPress account: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/600930/ I'm currently (discontinued until further notice) working on a story with SteneMichele, a really awesome person I've never talked to before I met her on this site but also happens to live a few miles from me! The story is Not in Wonderland, an Alice in the Asylum fic, so it's pretty interesting. From Alice/James POV. Also, review my stories, please!! I am a proud follower of the Pastafarian religion. www.venganza.org Check out the Clan if you've read the Chronicles of Ancient Darkness. www.torak.info Here is my FictionPress account: http://www.fictionpress.com/~randomuser674 I enjoy poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick. PM me if you like my works, or if you're just lonely! I, RandomUser674, do solemnly swear to review all the stories I read and enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the review revolution. Criticism: Accepted Flames: will be IGNORED | |||||||||
1. The REAL HalfBlood Prince Script » reviewsFinally! The long-awaited HBP parody script is here! If you thought The REAL Twilight Script was our only parody script, think again.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-12-09 - Harry P. & Severus S.2. TWILIGHT vs HARRY POTTER! » reviews.ON HIATUS. Get ready for the ultimate showdown! Characters from opposite worlds collide! Don't miss it! I'm using too many exclimation points! AHHHHHHH! R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 1-24-09 - Bella & Edward3. HARRY POTTER vs TWILIGHT! » reviews.ON HIATUS. Get ready for the ultimate showdown! Characters from opposite worlds collide! Don't miss it! I'm using too many exclimation points! AHHHHHHH! R&R!Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 1-24-09 - Harry P.4. The REAL Eragon Script reviewsHAH! I found the section! This was written back in 2006 by Tala, but I just never got around to posting it. If you thought The REAL Twilight Script was the only parody script we made, THINK AGAIN! This was the one that started it all. READ AND REVIEW!Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-17-09 - Complete5. Once Upon A Summer Evening reviewsThis isn't exactly a FanFic. It's a poem about Deathly Hallows, the book, not the actual objects. Oh well. Read it! REVIEW!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-16-09 - Complete6. Ode to Harry Potter reviewsA love poem to Harry. Note: I'm NOT in love with him. This was just an experiment.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-16-09 - Harry P. - Complete7. Not in Wonderland » reviewsWhen Alice is wrongly sentenced to an insane asylum, she never expects to fall for any of the doctors. But what happens when she stumbles across a breathtakingly handsome, mysterious young man named James, who happens to be keeping some secrets from her?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-4-09 - Published: 1-26-09 - Alice & James8. The REAL Twilight Script » reviewsOkay, so this is the “real” Twilight script of the movie. Trust us, it’s really funny. This is pretty much what happened in the movie. Sorry, the spacing is all screwy, but you’ll just have to deal with it.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 12-20-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete9. 3:30 AM » reviewsBella wakes up in the middle of the night to find a not-so-strange vampire standing over her. And that vampire wants to go shopping...Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 12-20-08 - Published: 5-22-08 - Alice & Bella - Complete10. The Sky is Red reviewsBella watches Jacob die. Oneshot. Written by Tala.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-23-08 - Jacob & Bella - Complete11. The Quibbler! » reviewsThe only place to get COMPLETELY RANDOM and HUMOROUS news in the wizarding world! We worked on this for months, so NO FLAMES!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,622 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 4-14-08 - Published: 2-29-08 - Voldemort & Harry P. - Complete12. Harry Potter and World War Two reviewsAn essay Malila and I wrote for random reasons, mostly bordom.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-13-08 - Voldemort - Complete
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