If you're on my profile to rat on me about not updating in a while this is why: homework sucks.

BREAKING REALITY IS BACK!!...i think.

NAME: well...see. If you've been I'm my profile before, then you'd know. but if you haven't... (shrugs) read the Fayte series. It's somewhere in the disclaimers...

Favorite color: Purple because it was my mom's.

Personality: Actually, it depends on the day, and my mood. Normally, I'm cheerful- but I'm really shy. It takes me awhile to open up. Only when I trust someone enough. Other days, I'm moody, quiet, and look like I'm ready to rip somebody's head off.

Likes: Reading, hip-hop dance, ballet, writing, music, making guys look like idiots when they say something stupid when trying to flirt with me, running, gymnastics, swimming, eating Skittles, playing GH,

dislikes: NEEDLES! Come near me with one and I'll cry. or scream. and run. or faint. in that exact order.bullies, Your-Mom jokes (duh),mints you get at restaurants (Are they trying to tell you something, or what?) my friend's father...

A lot of People ask WHY I write/ read so much: It's because when the world is burning up around you... all you have to do is open a book a lose yourself. Lose yourself in a world that isn't your own, get lost somewhere you feel you belong. I read because it's a getaway. It's an alternate escape route from life. I think that many of us don't realize that reading would be twice as good as comfort food.

I write all the time because it's my passion. It's what keeps me from the edge of insanity. It's what gives me fuel to keep going. I like to entertain people. That's why I use a lot of sarcasm in my stories. If it makes people laugh, like me, so on and so forth, I'll do it. As long as it's nothing rash. ;)

So... yeah. If somebody discourages you or something, say, "SHUT UP MORON" because if you like it, and it makes you feel good inside, keep going. Letting people push you down that way is no way to treat yourself. At all

FAVE bands: Fallout Boy, Pink, Matchbox Twenty, Goo Goo Dolls, Cascada, Avril Lavigne, The Spill Canvas, Halifax, The Last Goodnight, Boys Like Girls, Paramore, ATB, A Static Lullaby, The Postal Service, The Summer Obsession, Jack's Mannequin, Paper Route

COPY INS AND/OR QUOTES

95 percent of teens are bringing sexy back. I'm part of the 5 that sexy never left.

I'm so cool that ice cubes are jealous.

If you are a firm beleiver in God copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a sibling who has the ability to beat your butt on a daily basis, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you've ever started laughing at something that is remotely funny and can't stop copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you think that turkey- bird thing from the cocoa puffs commercial should go into rehab copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two AM in the morning copy and paste this into your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall.

You have more chance of dying by an asteroid collision than in a plane crash.

The dimensions of the Space Shuttle, one of humanities greatest achievements, were specified over 2500 years ago by a horse.

FUNNY QUOTES FROM MOVIES N FRIENDS

When life hands you lemons- throw them back in its face yelling, "I HATE LEMONS YOU MORON."

"Ohmigosh! If we get fat, we can BEAT people with it!!" my BFF Maya...(shakes head)

"COW PORN!!" Mariah, inside joke involving animal crackers and a perverted friend...

"Oh, look! A MOP!! It's sexy," Kyla, making fun of herself and lack of more adjectives.

"If the humans weren't involved we'd have to go and kick some vampire ass" a story from my BFF.

"sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex..." My BFF. It's an inside joke from one of my stories...

You know you live in 2007 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice there wasn't a number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.