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Uncle Joe
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since: 04-15-07, id: 1260879, Profile Updated: 08-21-09
country: Australia
web: Homepage
Author has written 6 stories for One Piece, Naruto, StarCraft, Warhammer, and Bleach.

HEY guys thanks for lookin at my profile

Sex: Male (DUH)

RANT ALERT!!

People, fellow authors, fanfiction readers and people just curious about fanfiction who are new to this site. Please read this with due care. Flamers are in some ways a bane and blessing of fanfiction Authors. Now myself I hardly send flames except to people who steal other Authors work. (LIST OF FIC THIEVES WILL FOLLOW) The reason Flamers are a problem is simply because their generally small petty people who degrade other people so that their small pathetic and ultimately worthless and talentless lives can seem a little brighter. On the other hand they can be useful in telling a writer that he really sucks or needs to improve something. (Like my Grammar heh!) If you want to send a message to someone just don't say...Hey this fic sucks...tell them why and suggest ways to fix it.

The only real problem is these cowards are almost always anoymous stopping Authors from defending themselves or reporting these people for abuse.

http://www.fanbbs.net/ A fairly New (as far as I can tell) Forum for fanfic fans and Authors to discuss everything and anything related to the fandom

http://croaky.deviantart.com/art/Bitch-in-Tones-Of-Red-30450899

People and Units in Naruto Lord of Spines

Now the Zerg section is missing a couple of creatures also the sections for the other races will be updated as needed buildings will be vaguely described but not given pictured.

Zerg

Larva- http://highdarktemplar.deviantart.com/art/Zerg-larva-color-44006016

Drone- http://friendlywarlord.deviantart.com/art/Zerg-Drone-61562356

Overlord- http://muody.deviantart.com/art/Starcraft-Zerg-Overlord-60885949

Zergling- http://l337inuyasha.deviantart.com/art/Zergling-39904820

Hydralisk- http://aceiii.deviantart.com/art/Hydralisk-19242480

Ultralisk- http://lagomorphpirate.deviantart.com/art/Zerg-Ultralisk-9639891

Mutalisk- http://eriance.deviantart.com/art/Zerg-Corroder-6642713

Queen- http://grimdrifter.deviantart.com/art/queen-anatomy-52236033

Infested Terran/human- http://meingiftraum.deviantart.com/art/Infested-Terran-34536410

Infested Kerrigan- Choose which pic in this montage you like the best and imagine that’s what she looks like. http://czinboy.deviantart.com/art/The-Many-Faces-of-Kerrigan-47755725

http://omen2501.deviantart.com/art/Queen-of-Blades-56815362

Protoss.

Zealot- http://alexschram.deviantart.com/art/Protoss-Zealot-COLORED-25994609

Dragoon- http://ibisu.deviantart.com/art/protoss-dragoon-44197672

Scout- http://crazyyoda.deviantart.com/art/Protoss-Scout-22489478

Humans

Marine- http://jelli76.deviantart.com/art/Starcraft-Terran-Marine-63449345

Firebat- http://thekeentaco.deviantart.com/art/Firebat-51790662

Assault Tank- http://sevenmelons83.deviantart.com/art/Siege-Tank-41182738

Assault Tank siege version- http://sevenmelons83.deviantart.com/art/Tank-41229297

Ghost- http://atryl.deviantart.com/art/Terran-Ghost-14206476

Goliath- http://sgthk.deviantart.com/art/Terran-Goliath-56793761

Sarah Kerrigan- http://runningaddickt.deviantart.com/art/Kerrigan-52931500

Wraith- http://k0mm13.deviantart.com/art/Terran-Wraith-7801955

Drop ship- http://jun89.deviantart.com/art/Dropship-46874494

Vulture- http://wyky.deviantart.com/art/starcraft-vulture-27876130

SCV- http://irongoliath.deviantart.com/art/Terran-SCV-7803282

Battlecruiser- http://sgthk.deviantart.com/art/The-Terran-Battlecruiser-56791513

Favorite pairings (not finished yet since i only look up two actual things)

NARUTO

Naruto and any canon girl in the series includes harems as well as single relationships but not with chicks older than him like tsunade...anko's okay cause shes crazy enough no one else and NO dead chicks unless its a real good fic and gives a plausible reason.

ONE PIECE

Luffy/Nami

Zolo(Zoro)/Robin

Zolo(Zoro)/Tashigi

Usopp/Kaya

Least favorite pairings

Naruto any guy in the series with any chick in the series. I mean their great and all but i can see each chick goin for naruto but not really for the others (sorry but the other guys just don't have that Hero feel that naruto has) especially Sasuke...KISS MY ASS SASU/SAKU FANS CHA...also yaois i fucking hate yaois and yuris as well...

One piece most pairings are allright but i fucking hate Sanji any fic with him getting a chick instead of him getting his ass handed to him isn't that good unless its really really really well written..sorry

hey sorry if that peeved you or downright pissed you off but thats ur problem free speech anyone

FICS IN THE WORKS

Venom of Konoha: Summary Below In Progress

Naruto Lord of Spines: First of its Kind Naruto Starcraft crossover

The Strawberry and The Fishcake: Bleach Naruto cross see below for summary. In Progress

Completed Fics

Sometimes Love needs a little help. One Piece fic look below

I am a A Orange Dragon!
Hey, I took the http://dragonhame.com online Inner Dragon quiz and found out I am a Orange Dragon on the inside.
In the war between good and evil, a Orange Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality...
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos...
As far as magical tendancies, a Orange Dragon's nature does not lend itself well to the ways of Magic...
During combat situations, the Orange Dragon shows a preference for the rending and slashing of Hand to Hand combat... Orange dragons are one of the most powerful of dragons. Orange dragons love to hoard treasure and magic items. They also enjoy soaring high over their domains, where they may survey their entire territory and all that takes place therein.'
At birth, an orange dragon's scales are a dull orange, and reach a bright orange once the young adult stage is obtained, at which time they also develop dark black ribbings on both the top and bottom wing surfaces. An orange dragon is a fierce opponent and will rarely, if ever, back down or flee from a fight, unless clearly outnumbered. An orange dragon's breath weapon is a gigantic cone of magma.'
http://Dragonhame.Com

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

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1. The Strawberry and The Fishcake » reviews
Formely The Maelstorm and the Guardian renamed. Naruto Bleach Crossover. Naruto continuing on centuries after his love ones have died decides to spice up his existence by walking in a new world and which world is that, why Bleach of course. Harem lemons..
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,369 - Reviews: 870 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 8-11-07 - Naruto U. & Yoruichi S.
2. Naruto: Lord of Spines » reviews
What if Naruto was raised as a warrior in a diffrent dimension, what if he was lost with his only friend to a force of massive power and evil. What if he returned home? Another fic by Uncle Joe and edited by Dirty Reid. This is a Crossover Starcraft
Crossover - StarCraft & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,484 - Reviews: 232 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 10-26-07 - Sarah K. & Naruto U.
3. Venom of Konoha » reviews
What if Naruto combined with a ancient creature which not only gave him great strength and speed but other abilties which would make him the most powerful ninja the world had ever seen. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO wish i did but gotta say this for legal reasons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,014 - Reviews: 424 - Updated: 11-19-08 - Published: 6-25-07 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.
4. The Three Seals » reviews
What if the seal on Naruto's stomach failed when he was six, what if three more seals where placed upon him to hide his incredible power, what if the first failed in the forest of Death...I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,074 - Reviews: 251 - Updated: 11-19-08 - Published: 7-20-07 - Naruto U. & Anko M.
5. A Beautiful Death reviews
Many eons have passed for a war weary Naruto, and now comes his final hour watch as the man who could be a god makes his last stand. Oneshot. Complete
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 10-10-08 - Naruto U. - Complete
6. Sometimes Love needs a little Help » reviews
Luffy and Nami don't know what they want will a mysterious new crew member help.. Rated for future Lemons
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,604 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-3-07 - Published: 4-20-07 - Luffy & Nami - Complete
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