| Jenizaki |
Author has written 24 stories for Soul Calibur, Battle Royale, GALS!, Dynasty Warriors, and Warriors Orochi. HIYA! I’m Jenizaki. If you’re reading this you must either be incredibly bored or you actually want to know something about me. So, woohoo! I’ll try not to bore you to death ;) Here's me trying to type a short profile about myself, edited into Cliff Notes format for your reading pleasure~ I also have a Livejournal and a Twitter feed that you can see/stalk, if that’s your idea of a good time. My avatar is Kunoichi from Samurai Warriors. :D Put me on author alert if you feel so inclined, because that is a very reliable source as long as you check your email frequently. Don’t email me because I will never get it; instead, send me a PM on this site if you’d like to contact me. I'm a goof so don't be all worried about sounding intelligent and all that. XD I also have AIM; if you want it, hit me up in a PM and I’ll send it your way. I’d post it here but I’d rather not advertise it to people I don’t want AIMing me! D: Also, seriously, people? I check my story traffic every now and then. We know you're out there. I know you're reading my stuff. Would it honestly kill you to review? (As my friend runickenaz says, I think they need a scythe to their necks to do that.") Reviews make authors happy (who doesn't like hearing people enjoy what they do?) and they also encourage us to update faster. It takes like fifteen seconds to type "GOOD JOB" or something along those lines. I'm not going to play the whiny "I WON'T UPDATE UNTIL YOU REVIEW >/" card, but seriously, do us a kindness and do it. I wrote something you enjoyed, make me happy and tell me you liked it, instead of making me sit here banging my head in frustration. Not just me, either! Do it for everyone, it's a nice thing to do, and wouldn't you want people to do that for you!? Sheesh. Okay, off the podium. | |||||||||||
1. Dynasty Warriors College » reviewsAU. This story is just so badass that I am not legally permitted to describe it. And don't hit backspace as soon as you see this ain't a slash story, that's just cheap. Guaranteed to offend you and fuck your brain in ways you didn't know possible.Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 7-5-09 - Ling Tong & Sun Ce2. Battle Royale: WTF Edition! » reviewsShinji accidentally starts rumors that he's with Takako, and she's furious. Now they're fighting a mini-Battle Royale to protect their reputations and drive each other crazy, along with denying their growing feelings for each other.Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,807 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 10-30-09 - Published: 6-14-08 - Shinji M. & Takako C.3. I'm Dying reviewsManga! Shinji Mimura accidentally shoots himself while participating on the Program. Sadly, his overactive libido was not damaged in the extreme moment of stupidity and still functions perfectly. Let’s see if Takako Chigusa can change that. Shinji/TakakoBattle Royale - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-22-09 - Shinji M. & Takako C. - Complete4. Hot Cops and Frosty Boys reviewsAU!Manga. Sick and tired of Shinji hitting the bar every night, Shuuya and a reluctant Hiroki decide to stage an intervention with the help of a police officer slash “public servant”. Emphasis on slash. One-sided Sho/Shinji.Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-22-09 - Shinji M. & Sho T. - Complete5. Motored » reviewsManga based AU. Takako never thought a romp in a beat-up Toyota Tundra with Shinji Mimura would have turned out the way it did. Shinji/Takako.Battle Royale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,694 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-21-09 - Published: 11-14-08 - Takako C. & Shinji M. - Complete6. Marksman's Pride reviewsBecause even Magoichi needs to get some once and a while. Based off Ina’s dream mode stage in Warriors Orochi 2. Magoichi Saika/InaWarriors Orochi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-20-09 - Complete7. Overlord » reviewsAfter getting his land yanked out from under him, one could say Sun Ce is pretty much screwed. Apparently, one hasn't met Sun Ce before. Join Sun Ce as he takes 2nd century China by storm and proves why he's called "the Little Conqueror". Sun Ce/Da QiaoDynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,526 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 8-15-09 - Published: 10-25-08 - Sun Ce & Gan Ning8. Never Trust a Genie » reviewsSun Ce, Gan Ning, and Zhou Yu discover a genie, who possesses the magical powers to grant them any wish they desire. Too bad Wu is densely populated with idiots who don’t understand the concept of a literal statement. Havoc will be wreaked.Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,019 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-9-09 - Published: 6-2-09 - Complete9. Odawara Showdown reviewsA run-in with her friends at Odawara Castle has Sun Shang Xiang seriously reconsidering her loyalty to the Orochi army, while Ina marvels in wonder at the ‘Great Warrior’ Xiao Qiao. Ling Tong/Sun Shang Xiang-ish.Warriors Orochi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-5-09 - Complete10. Zhao Yun, Dragon of Wei? reviewsWhat if Zhao Yun was a little less twinky and a little more badass?Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-19-09 - Zhao Yun - Complete11. Bumping Uglies reviewsJust because Koei made Gan Ning and Sun Shang Xiang ugly doesn’t mean they’re not still fun to ship. DW6, Gan Ning/Sun Shang Xiang. Written for greatfountain.Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-13-09 - Gan Ning & Sun Shang Xiang - Complete12. Spanking reviewsWhen he agreed to help Nagamasa's army at Chen Cang Castle, Gan Ning didn't expect to run into a ninja mommy threatening to give him a good spanking. Gan Ning/Nene, oneshotWarriors Orochi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-5-09 - Complete13. Suicide Watch » reviewsAfter getting caught attempting suicide, Ling Tong enjoys his spotlight and the reluctant attention everyone’s giving him after Sun Ce and Zhou Yu assign them to a 72-hour watch program, but the little sneak isn’t being straight up about the situation.Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,090 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-18-09 - Published: 2-2-09 - Ling Tong - Complete14. THE FANFIC reviewsHave you ever wondered how Sun Ce, Zhou Yu, Gan Ning, and Ling Tong would react hearing they were subject of many a slash fanfiction? Well, we did. :D Rated R for yaoi, buttsecks, swear words and other bad content not right for the young'uns.Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-3-09 - Sun Ce & Zhou Yu - Complete15. Search for the Sword » reviewsYunseong's on a grand adventure to find Soul Edge! Follow him and Cassandra as they get into trouble, screw things up, try to find that special someone, and save the world. It's cooler than the summary makes it sound! Yun-seong/Mina, Siegfried/CassandraSoul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,117 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 12-31-08 - Published: 6-26-07 - Yun-seong & Seong Mi-na16. Smoking reviewsNoriko put her hands on her hips. "Smoking's not good for you!" she scolded. "Put that disgusting thing out, Shogo!" Kawada/Noriko, one-shot.Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-11-08 - Shogo K. & Noriko N. - Complete17. Combat Training? reviewsSophitia always thought sharing a home with her sister and their families would be fun; Cassandra and her husband, however, don't share her enthusiasm. Siegfried/Cassandra, one-shotSoul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-4-08 - Siegfried & Cassandra - Complete18. Rock On, Float On reviewsAU. Mangaverse. When Class B's on their regularly scheduled camping trip, instead of the Program, Shuuya and Yutaka try to float a sleeping Shinji away on the lake, and get busted by the girls' class representative. Shuuya/YukieBattle Royale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-4-08 - Shuya N. & Yukie U. - Complete19. Torture reviewsSeong Mina finally manages to catch up to Yunseong on his journey for the Sword. He's wounded, and doesn't know anything about Soul Edge, but when he's sleeping he accidentally reveals something he'd much rather have kept secret. Yunseong/Mina oneshotSoul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 4-19-07 - Yun-seong & Seong Mi-na - Complete20. Go for it! reviewsAya is heartbroken over her unrequited feelings for Rei, and Ran's pep-talk gives her the confidence she needs. Too bad dense Ran doesn't know someone else is taking her advice to heart as well! Yuuya/Ran, one-shotGALS! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-14-08 - Ran & Yuuya - Complete21. Soul Switchin' » reviewsSoul Edge's evil energy causes two very familiar Korean souls to switch bodies and the tranquility in one very familiar dojo to become a thing of the past. Rated for lots of appalling language and sexual innuendo.Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,945 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 6-14-08 - Published: 7-11-07 - Yun-seong & Seong Mi-na22. School Dance reviewsAU. Mangaverse. Shinji Mimura and Hiroki Sugimura's attempts, successes, and failures at wooing their respective girls. Hiroki/Kayoko, Shinji/TakakoBattle Royale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-5-08 - Shinji M. & Hiroki S. - Complete23. Third Man Down reviewsAU Mangaverse. Takako hears about an incident concerning a classmate and sneaks out in the middle of the night to see if he's okay with her own eyes. Shinji/Takako oneshot.Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-29-07 - Shinji M. & Takako C. - Complete24. The War » reviewsCommander Hwang Sung Kyung is dead, leaving command of the Korean Military into the hands of Hong Yunseong. But is he ready to carry the lives of thousands of troops on his shoulders, along with the love of the woman of his dreams? Dead.Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-22-07 - Published: 5-6-07 - Yun-seong & Seong Mi-na