"Life's real failure
is when u do not
realize how close
you were to success
when you gave up."

-Anonymous

well my name is my username, im 16 and i love yaoi, i u want to tlak to me just add me is your msn luisa_061392@hotmail.com

Im kind of emo-ish, and love music, anime and manga, and well duh fanfiction and i can speak Spanish, is actually my first language! and if you wanna see how i look you can just do to my deviantart profile i just put a picture of myself in there and u can also find me in Livejournal

My favorite color is red and my fav. # is 7 and 21

my Favorite books are the Harry Potter, and Twilight Series and almost anything I can read.

my Favorite Songs:Relax by Mika, Teenagers by my chemical romance, Paralyzer by finger eleven, The bad touch by The bloodhound gang, Lonely day by System of a Down, Te lo pido por favor by jaguares, Amnesia by inspector, maldita vecindad and cafe tacuba and Los caminos de la vida by Los angeles azules and crazy by Gnarls Barkley. And many more, because i love music and if anyone knows any good songs please tell me i will love to hear them.

Things I love: Naruto, harry potter, reviews, people who reply to my reviews, Slash(yaoi), anime, manga, but mostly yaoi!XD

And i love SLEEPING(seriously i can sleep like all day and be sleepy at night again), nail polish, stuffed toys, video games, movies, pranks, jokes and wasting my time. And i hate being girly but sometimes i can't stop myself in time and that i get really depressive in real life and sometimes i have watery eyes and it looks like I'm crying but I'm not!

Queen of: Randomness, awkward moments, clummsiness, bad grammar and spelling.

Reading buddy: "AztekLord"

I, Nayeli, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution.

Did you know that approximately 99.9 of all homsexuals and lesbians use their right hand to move the mouse on a computer. It's too late Queer don't try to switch hands now, accept it...you play for the other team.

HAH! if you are reading this message that means that you actually have a sense of humor and have not yet clicked off my profile.

You gotta admit I got you and rightAnow if you aren't admitting to defeat let me tell you that you're STUPID

Reasons why you STUPID:

1.You didn't admit defeat.

2. You still think that you're not gay or a lesbian.

3. You're still holding the mouse in your right hand.

4. You just tried to switch hands.

5.You failed to notice that picture of the male genitalia right next to number one.

7. You are actually dumb enough to search for the picture even though you claim not to be gay.

8.You didn't realize that number six is missing.

9. You just realized it and feel like a dumbass for not realizing it sooner.

10.Your probably still holding the mouse with your right hand...and I thought you weren't a Queer.

11. If you just realized the fact that you laughed at some person calling you Queer.

12. If you just stopped laughing because of that last comment...laugh fool!

13. If you didn't realize the fact that when you saw the words fun fact I started insulting you and you just sat there and took it.

14. If you didn't figure out that this was the reason why I didn't tell you my name and that you can go back up and continue reading.

15.If you don't feel like a total dumbass for reading this list and actually understanding why YOU FEEL STUPID.

Hah now I know I got you. you have no choice but to admit defeat. Put that on your profile if you're feeling pretty dumb right now. This was made by grimstep five...if you post on your profile please note this. Post this up and help GRIM in my quest to overtake the net.

So that's all ya'll need to know about me, anything else is either something not pertaining to this website and besides if I told you guys anything else about me I would have to... dispose of you.

I took a quiz to see if i was Seme or Uke and this is what i got!

You are a Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

25 Things I Learnt From My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

(hahaha, this is so true!!xD)

:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

hahaha, this is so hilarious i really want to have a roommate so i can do this, hehehe!XD

Saw this on someone's profile, so i decided to put my answers too, man, i need to stop doing this my profile is really long as it is, but oh well! _

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1 : Fall in love and be loved back
2 : Live all over the world
3 : Get my tattoos and piercings

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1 : Hair
2 : Skin color
3 : Lips

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1 : Big feet >(
2 : Brown eyes
3 : attitude

Three Things That Scare You:
1 : Being lost
2 : Rapists
3 : Rejection

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1 : Music
2 : Mood swings
3 : SasuNaru fanfiction! Woot!

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1 : White baggy pants
2 : White top
3 : ummm. white bra i guess!;

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1 : My Chemical Romance
2 : System of a Down
3 : Serj Tankian

Three Of Your Favorite Songs:

1 : Cancer-My chemical Romance
2 : Forest-System of a down
3 : Famous last words-MCR

Three Things You Want In A Relationship :
1 : Love
2 : friendship
3 : Affection

Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1 : I'm a crazy Yaoi fan!
2 : My favorite color is red!
3 : I love vegetables!

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1 : Eyes
2 : Height
3 : Hair

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1 : Reading
2 : Writing
3 : Sleeping

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1 : Psychologist
2 : Assistant
3 : Traveler(is that even a job?)

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1 : Japan
2 : Europe
3 : Canada

Three Names You Like:
1 : Alex
2 : Sasuke
3 : Itachi

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:

1 : I eat really fast
2 : I absolutely love fighting
3 : I enjoy brutal games

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1 : I have really low self-esteem
2 : I'm passive
3 : I'm self-conscious about my physical appearance

What's Your One Piece Doujinshi Personality? YAY, i love my result!!XD

You are: Zoro-type.

Analysis:

You are concerned with your image and how others perceive you. You are busy concentrating on being the best at whatever you do, and this has led you to ignore emotional issues altogether. You are often uncomfortable with your feelings for others. This can lead to frustration with yourself and confusion in your relationships, especially with those who find it easier to communicate than you do.

You ultimately feel that you need to hold yourself back from being involved with other people. The problem is that the more you supress your true self, you're becoming a ticking time-bomb of pastelly-painted OOC emotions. If this happens, you will scare people by groping others or doing the tango. Prevent the inevitable by letting out your feelings out a little at a time. Laugh a little, cry a little. Tell a couple secrets. You're not as scary as you think you are.

Warning: As doujinshi Zoro, you need your own personal space. If your personal space is invaded, perhaps by a well-meaning Luffy-type who just wants to take a bath together, you may exhibit outbursts or strange and disturbing behavior, including bleeding of the nose and discomfort in the haramaki. Please keep your urges in check by taking a break every now and then and staying close to a Nami-type for safety. In some cases, we would all rather you kept your loveable sexual repression. Thank you.

You are most compatible with: a Luffy-type who will take your love very seriously. You are also kind of sexually repressed, a Nico-type could help you um, deal with your hangups.

Advice: Know thyself.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

If more than 8 of these apply to you, put this somewhere for all to see, like your profile maybe

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

My Harry Potter part:

Favorite Characters: Harry, Draco, Sirius, Snape

Random Thing: My last name is "Sazalar" but i like the Gryffindor house better.

Favorite pairings:

Ron/hermione

Snape/lily

Snape/Narcissa

James/lily

Blaise/Hermione

Draco/Harry

Draco/hermione (beforeHP/DM)

Sirius/remus

Snape/Remus

Pansy/Ron

Harry/Hermione ( before HP/DM)

Blaise/Neville

Disliked pairings:

Draco/pansy(to me they are like brothers)

Harry/Ron (they are like brothers)

Harry/ginny(same as above)

Harry/Snape (just can imagine it besides i'm to much into draco/hary)

Sirius/Snape (most of the time, sometimes i do)

And other Things:

I just read this story and i liked it so much because it was so sweet and sad and it actually make me cry. I you like harry and draco fics read this one, it's really worth it. http/www.debbiesfics.com/parkbench.html

And another story i found really good is "Starts With a Spin" http/maxine.under-my-umbrella.org/indexx.php?x=SWAS

AND JUST FOUND A QUOTE I LOVED "SAVE A BROOM, RIDE A SEEKER!" By ManhattanWitch You should go and check out her stories just for such a good quote and besides they are really good:)

And "Netrixie" she is my favorite person because she has review it all of my fics and she has really good stories too and really funny Harry Potter Pick-up lines you should read them!

Now My NARUTO Part:

Favorite Characters: Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Gaara, Sakura(but i love Sakura-bashing) and The Akatsukis(did i even spell that right)

Favorite Pairings: For Naruto i don't really mind who is with who. But I really like SasuNaru and NejiGaara and KakaIru.

And i just love everything that has to do with naruto and i just started reading the manga but have watched all the episodes and wait every week for the next one to come out. And now that I read the manga i noticed that Naruto doesn't say "Believe it". But I still like it a lot when he does until in shippuden he doesn't anymore. And i started to call a lot of things i eat "Ramen" just for the fun of it and calling my brothers dobe or teme (they call me that too and smack me in the head after calling me baka and it hurts)

And i like to think of how the things I'm like the characters like, I'm shy and quiet sometimes like Hinata, and lazy and not a genius but pretty smart like Shikamaru and i can be knucklehead like Naruto and an annoying bitch like Sakura and a person who keeps everything to themselves and tries to do their best like Sasuke, and i could go on but it will only bother you more.

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeIs it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name aven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, Rawr I'm Gonna Eat You, Missyserena214, yinyanglover, krakengirl, crying-blood666, MissWhiteandNerdy, Black-Rose23, Javie-and-Sammie,Narutolovesme, Nayeli

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: this list is of Tesina Gela Gardner

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD

this is so frickin' true

I Have a Question...:

Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...

Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"

Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...

What I don't understand is this...

Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...

Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...

Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...

My question is...

Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?

Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?

And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?

Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like!

copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me.

-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.

-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

-Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.

-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".

-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names.

-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.

-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.

-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

-Start to call your teachers Sennin.

-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.

-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

-When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.

-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sakura.

-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

-Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.

-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

-Can spout out a random character quote on command.

-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.

-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!".

-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.

-Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.(I can't jump rope more then 20 times)

-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

If more than 8 of these apply to you, put this somewhere for all to see, like your profile maybew

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved eachother's lives on several occasion - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

Homophobia and you: Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight throught the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky one's, I guess.I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simple too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid having the managment called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an un-fit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn too because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died because the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they found out I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I dont believe, but because they closed the doors on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving christian parents he loves another male.
I am the one who cannot accept Himself/Herslef!

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

(I found this really cool if you can read it pasted in your profile please)

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Deidaras-Flower, YakieChan, Nayeli

If you're conviced Sasuke is gay and emo, copy and paste this into your profile

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, Takaiteishu Naruto, TheOtaku Akatsuki, Kaira-chan15, MikaUchiha, Nayeli

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, xoxoxlovestinksxoxox, Mika-San- The Gaara Fanatic, MikaUchiha, Nayeli (u know whats funny even a teacher once called me that, and i was laughing my ass off)

If you write/like fluff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

>:) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he could see the world.

If you ever laughed and then said, "I don't get it." copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think ICHIGO and HIS HOLLOW are the hottest things since the sun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during part of a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile

If you have had to explain to people at school/home, and to your friends what fanfictions are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever hit you're brother/sister then bribed them not to tell you're parents, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a complete mangafreak and you are PROUD OF IT, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you want to beat the crap out of Sasuke for abandoning Konoha, copy and paste.

If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think Sai is an okay guy and people need to give him a chance, please copy and paste.

YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are not homophobic, copy and past this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Mangafreak1310, zimeatspotatoes, I'll Be Your Lie, Kabuto-pants, Penguin-lover.6, Nayeli

If you're one of those people that are reading my profile right now and you're not just aimlessly scanning over it, post this in your profile.

If you think all gym teachers should burn in hell like Kikiyo, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered why people put these copy and paste things into their profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are always pressing one button when you mean to press another, copy this onto your profile.

If you love naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to you're profile.

If you love anime then put this in your profile!

If your prepared for the time that the world ends that put this in your profile.

If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religously. Then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Snowdancer56, Deep Sea Warrior, Narufan4ev, Sasukexnaruto4ever, Nayeli

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a died hard no hope for cure harry potter fan put this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you are starting to like darkness more then light, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you know that some git is going to try and continue the Harry Potter series, even thought it's over, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU KNOW THAT DUMBLEDORE IS OFFICIALLY NOT GAY (HE'S NOT THE TYPE) COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! PLEASE!!

if you and your sibling/s have ever had a pencil war where you where at different ends of the room throwing pencils and pens at eachother while laughing uncontrollably copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and recieved weird looks from everyone in the immediate vincinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

if getting flamed by someone who thinks they know everything about fan fiction really annoys you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, badass92,Uzumaki-Kat-Insane-Kunoichi,fowl68,Nayeli

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you could make a I AM A SIRIUS FANGIRL CLUB and would siriusly do it, then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have slapped someone upside the head ( i always do that), copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. (A/N: Tip: Say you don't have any, and then do it at three in the morning. If you're not a freshman in highschool or older, you didn't get it from me)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddes of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Misfit Band Geek, Rachelandthecupcakecrusades, Enjiru, purplefirestarter, LloydIrvingisMine, fowl68, Nayeli

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have added the names Kratos, Zelos, Genis, Presea, Martel, Yuan, Raine, Mithos, ect. to your word dictionary because you were getting sick of seeing that stupid red squiggly line all over the place while writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document.

If you enjoy speaking in wordy sentences like the one above, copy and paste this to your profile.

ATTENTION: CHILD ABUSE IS VERY, VERY REAL. IF YOU ARE 100 AGAINST CHILD ABUSE AND WANT TO HELP STOP IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity and no one can bring you down, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

(¸.•´ (¸. ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you think villians rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile!

if u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Itachi's smexy, copy this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If there are times you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, put this on your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy nad paste this onto your profile.

If you have called any of your friends insane, put this in your profile.
If you have called any of your friends insane more than once, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love/are obsessed with Harry Potter, copy/paste this into your account

If your profile is long copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: The Silly Bee, Crazy About Harry Potter,Raven Deathood, Nayeli

If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water,
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If you miss Fred Weasley, from Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that losers hate/don't get Harry Potter copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever laughed while drinking (or eating) and snorted you drink or food out your nose, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an extremely long profile, copy this into it to make it longer!

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this
into your profile

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy
this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like Sirius Black copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Harry Potter is the best thing to happen to the universe, and get annoyed beyond all reason at someone who disagrees, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

You know you live in 2008 when.

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM, LiveJournal, MySpace, Facebook
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this
9. You were too busy to notice number five
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did

And if you kept reading until here, you have all my love and appreciation for reading all the senseless stuff i have in my profile!!

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Sasuke. Itachi. Gaara. Kakashi. Shikamaru. Deidara. Naruto.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaruSasu, kakashiIruka, NejiGaara

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi.

4. Have you ever dreamed of a Naruto character? Who? I have vague recollection of a dream like that but can't remember;

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any. Posters, headband, and the series on DVD, key chains, sticker book, naruto clash of the ninja and...sadly nothing else

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? ...No...

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina, totally.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUNARU.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) I used to and even now I'm on it.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Hell yeah...

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi. Second is Deidara.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yes, sadly.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes, it´s like so amazing.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? ...Never considered it. Possibly. But I doubt it.

17. Sub or dub? SUBS. Though the dubs are funny sometimes but most of the time the ruin the anime

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Sometimes i like her, but i love Sakura-bashing, so haven´t decided...but she's pretty much useless

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? FUNNY.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? ...obviously.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? UUUUUUGGGGLLLLLYYYYY, but he's pretty cool!

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Well, Haku...and Deidaradrool

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird, in an awesome way.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? No idea

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Way too much.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Of course. I have updating issues, though XD

27. Do you like lemons? Yaoi ones...ummm yaoi!XD

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Not much.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No, i haven't gotten around to it

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? oh yeah!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? they didn´t let me.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes XD

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Luckily No...

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Sadly yes, but i don´t regret any of it

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nah.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? yup.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? I will like that

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Nope, can´t really draw, but i try

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Ew. WingHands. NOOOOO. but he's kind of girly and i liked it!_

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? NO, but i´m open to them

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? OOH Yeah.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Girl Talk!

Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted.