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Says The Schizophrenic
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since: 04-21-07, id: 1262311, Profile edited: 09-09-08
country: Norway
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

NERD:

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/nerd_glasses.jpg- Edward's Glasses.

http://www.shopjellybeans.com/images/?src=3012_400.jpg&width=300- Edward's shirt and vest.

http://www.bennettsclothing.com/Polo_andrew_pant_khaki.jpg- Edward's Nerdy pants.

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/20/47/23284720.jpg- Henry.

http://www.theothersideofkim.com/images/uploads/2005files/angie_everhart004.jpg- Elizabeth, Edward's mother. She's very pretty, and Edward got most of his looks from her. So he is good looking, he just can't see it himself.

http://mediaphoto.doctissimo.fr/dossiers/m/o/moira26/Robert-Pattinson/IM-71936-1.jpg - Edward A. Masen as a human.

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s307/MariaF15/bellaphotoshoot.jpg- Bella.

http://www.twilightnexus.com/alice_cullen.jpg- Alice Cullen.

http://amhphotography.typepad.com/photos/kalama/emmett.html- Emmett Cullen.

http://amhphotography.typepad.com/photos/kalama/jasper1.html- Jasper Whitlock.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/64/Carlisle1.jpg/200px-Carlisle1.jpg - Carlisle Cullen.

http://k.b5z.net/i/u/2161062/i/meadowlark_gardens.jpg- Very small part of the Cullen's garden.

I'll post the rest when I have Time!


Death Fairy

http://www.nenethomas.com/always.shtml-- As Latin Lady Rose. Thats how she looked before she became a Death Fairy. Her face is still the same though, so ingnore the face in the other picture!

http://images.art.com/images/-/Broken-Fairies-Green-B10140053.jpeg-- Isabella as the Death Fairy.

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/3359/56722240lzr9.jpg-- Edward. I don't care if they say Robert!


Life to Existence.

http://www.fanniehirstphotography.com/photographs/babies/babies_4.jpg-- Edward as a Baby.

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/cute_baby_face.jpg Bella as a Baby.

She was born with blue eyes. I know that it is strange, but almost all babies have blue eyes to begin with. They changed to brown as she grows, just so you know!





1. Nerd » reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,351 - Reviews: 610 - Updated: 9-9-08 - Published: 3-24-08
2. Fluffy Cliche's! Gag reviews
I really don't like overly fluffy story's like these, so I made one myself. Please don't be too offended cuz I don't mean everyone. Some fluffy story's are good. But that doesn't mean I can't make fun off them ;
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-14-08 - Published: 6-14-08
3. Dragon's Breath » reviews
AU:Harry ran away from home when he was 6 after being abused, and was taken in by street kids. Only problem, Harry's got wings. Everyone thinks he's dead, but years later, he meets professor Lupin. After that, everything starts falling apart. No Slash
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,283 - Reviews: 343 - Updated: 5-28-08 - Published: 3-24-08
4. Life To Existence » reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,563 - Reviews: 853 - Updated: 3-24-08 - Published: 6-24-07
5. Dead People » reviews
Isabella can speak to the dead.Her mother thinks she's crazy and sends her to Forks.There is a poltergeist,victoria,in her school who wants to kill her.The Cullens are Vampires, and tries to help her without getting killed themself. Horror Humor Suspense.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,333 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 2-18-08
6. My Dumbo reviews
One-Shot. Everyone thinks that Edward looked perfect when he was human. I don't think he did. Edward And Bella go visit his house in Chicago. They're married and Vampires. Fluffy story I guess you could call it : EXB All the way!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-10-08 - Published: 2-10-08
7. Death Fairy » reviews
AU:Twilight There is two universes.Earth and Lunaris.Isabella is a Fairy who has to close the connection and Kill Aro Volturi. Edward is oblivious about magic.He is sad and angry. Will he help her? No flames. It will be worth your time! Promise! *On Hold*
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 1-25-08 - Published: 9-23-07
8. Bella's Rage » reviews
AU: This is insted of twilight.A very different Edward meet's a very different Bella. They are both Emogothish. I promise it will make you laugh. just please, give it a shot! you wont regret it! Review! COMPLETE
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,140 - Reviews: 508 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 6-3-07
9. Harry And Ginny at the Dursely's! reviews
Ginny wants to meat the Dursly's. James is almost Two and Ginny is pregnant with Albus. Harry is grumpy all the way!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 8-26-07
10. Ice cream! reviews
Bella is at the Cullen's house. She want's some Ice cream...But it dousen't end up in the bowl...Sucky summary, can't find a way to make it look good. just reaad it. it will only take a sec!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 6-17-07 - Published: 6-17-07
11. I dare you to reviews
ONESHOT:Bella dares Emmett to do somethig.Will he do it? If i have a lot of spelling mistakes it is because i did not send it to my Beta. I do not own Twilight!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-16-07 - Published: 6-16-07
12. Scary Bella » reviews
Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? REED AND FIND OUT! She is a scary and a violent drunk! PLEASE R&R I want to know what you think! I got the rest of the chapters to but you need to Review to see them!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,459 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 5-29-07
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