Says The Schizophrenic

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since	: 04-21-07, id: 1262311, Profile Updated: 05-28-09
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Author has written 14 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

NERD:

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/nerd_glasses.jpg- Edward's Glasses.

http://www.shopjellybeans.com/images/?src=3012_400.jpg&width=300- Edward's shirt and vest.

http://www.bennettsclothing.com/Polo_andrew_pant_khaki.jpg- Edward's Nerdy pants.

Death Fairy

http://www.nenethomas.com/always.shtml-- As Latin Lady Rose. Thats how she looked before she became a Death Fairy. Her face is still the same though, so ingnore the face in the other picture!

http://images.art.com/images/-/Broken-Fairies-Green-B10140053.jpeg-- Isabella as the Death Fairy.

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Life to Existence.

http://www.fanniehirstphotography.com/photographs/babies/babies_4.jpg-- Edward as a Baby.

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/cute_baby_face.jpg -- Bella as a Baby.

She was born with blue eyes. I know that it is strange, but almost all babies have blue eyes to begin with. They changed to brown as she grows, just so you know!

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Psychedelic Life

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31iRnA2ayEL.jpg - Bella's ring.

http://www.jewelrylessons.com/jewel/files/content/tut/ring.jpg - Edward's ring.

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1. Psychedelic Life » reviews
AU“So what your basically saying is that Bella, The Bella Swan, wanted to bang you, and you turned her down?” Jasper asked calmly. I closed my eyes and groaned.ALL HUMAN!New Summary.Its Very Original. And Funny.Maybe M- EXB AXJ RXEM CXE MY BEST STORY YET!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,124 - Reviews: 352 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 5-25-09 - Bella & Edward

2. Nerd » reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,732 - Reviews: 1027 - Updated: 7-27-09 - Published: 3-24-08 - Bella & Edward

3. I think we should date reviews
All- human. A one-shoot with Bella saying no when Edward askes her out on her first day in Forks. BXE Fluff ; Just for fun, and will never be a full story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-15-09 - Edward & Bella

4. Fluffy Cliche's! Gag reviews
I really don't like overly fluffy story's like these, so I made one myself. Please don't be too offended cuz I don't mean everyone. Some fluffy story's are good. But that doesn't mean I can't make fun off them ;
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 6-14-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete

5. Dragon's Breath » reviews
AU:Harry ran away from home when he was 6 after being abused, and was taken in by street kids. Only problem, Harry's got wings. Everyone thinks he's dead, but years later, he meets professor Lupin. After that, everything starts falling apart. No Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,283 - Reviews: 373 - Updated: 5-28-08 - Published: 3-24-08 - Harry P.

6. Life To Existence » reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,563 - Reviews: 947 - Updated: 3-24-08 - Published: 6-24-07 - Edward & Bella - Complete

7. Dead People » reviews
Isabella can speak to the dead.Her mother thinks she's crazy and sends her to Forks.There is a poltergeist,victoria,in her school who wants to kill her.The Cullens are Vampires, and tries to help her without getting killed themself. Horror Humor Suspense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,333 - Reviews: 152 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 2-18-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete

8. My Dumbo reviews
One-Shot. Everyone thinks that Edward looked perfect when he was human. I don't think he did. Edward And Bella go visit his house in Chicago. They're married and Vampires. Fluffy story I guess you could call it : EXB All the way!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 2-10-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete

9. Death Fairy » reviews
AU:Twilight There is two universes.Earth and Lunaris.Isabella is a Fairy who has to close the connection and Kill Aro Volturi. Edward is oblivious about magic.He is sad and angry. Will he help her? No flames. It will be worth your time! Promise! *On Hold*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 1-25-08 - Published: 9-23-07 - Bella & Edward

10. Bella's Rage » reviews
AU:A very different Edward meet's a very different Bella. They are both Emogothish. I promise it will make you laugh. just please, give it a shot! you wont regret it! Review! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,140 - Reviews: 565 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 6-3-07 - Bella & Edward - Complete

11. Harry And Ginny at the Dursely's! reviews
Ginny wants to meat the Dursly's. James is almost Two and Ginny is pregnant with Albus. Harry is grumpy all the way!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 8-26-07 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete

12. Ice cream! reviews
Bella is at the Cullen's house. She want's some Ice cream...But it dousen't end up in the bowl...Sucky summary, can't find a way to make it look good. just reaad it. it will only take a sec!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 6-17-07 - Bella & Edward - Complete

13. I dare you to reviews
ONESHOT:Bella dares Emmett to do somethig.Will he do it? If i have a lot of spelling mistakes it is because i did not send it to my Beta. I do not own Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 6-16-07 - Bella & Edward - Complete

14. Scary Bella » reviews
Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? My first story, full of spelling mistakes and kinda funny, so please be nice! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,459 - Reviews: 173 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 5-29-07 - Bella & Edward - Complete

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