Name: Jen

Country: Australia

Favourite Books: Eragon, Eldest, Harry Potter series, Deltora Quest Series 1, 2 and 3, The Magician’s Daughter, The Ancient Machine, The Tremaris Series and the Charlie Bones Series.

Favourite Movies/TV shows: Stargate Atlantis, Harry Potter Series, Ella Enchanted, Star Wars (all of them) Stargate SG-1, Bugs Bunny, Peter Pan, Legally Blonde 1&2, Over the Hedge (GO HAMMY), Avatar the Last Airbender and Bruce Almighty.

Favourite Artist: Kelly Clarkson, Avril Lavigne, Weird Al, Pink, Adam Brand, Fall Out Boy, Planetshakers, Hillsong, Linkin Park, Green Day, S Club 7, Black Eyed Peas, Queen, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Nickleback and Eleventyseven.

Before I go into the whole random stuff section, I'll write somethings about the current stories that are going on. The stories that follow are all the ones that are in progress and that I am working on, all the others are either finished or abandoned. (Note: All dates are DD/MM/YYYY)

Mute One (Inheritance Cycle):

From birth she was different. People avoided her and ignored her. Raised in Yazuac her home town with her dog Toby, everything was peaceful until the Urgals came. This is where our story begins...

Status: In Progress, Currently 13 chapters long, 22,025 words.

Updated: 16/10/2009

Personal Comment: I am normally very slow to update on this story but the chapters are long. :D WHAT HAPPENED TO MY REVIEWERS?

Blind One (Camp Rock):

Calynn moved house. Calynn is blind. Calynn is NOT helpless. Calynn has made friends with Connect 3. Nate Gray likes Calynn. Calynn's uneasy of Nate. Uh oh not SCHOOL!

Status: In Progress, Currently 6 chapters long, 20,326 words.

Updated: 02/11/2009

Personal Comment: I have several more chapters of this to be put up but then I have hit a road block. Changed from Jonas Brothers to Camp Rock.

Decisions (Stargate Atlantis):

It was all down to Teyla to decided if she wanted to go with Michael to keep Atlantis safe or to stay and die. What will she choose? 'Home is where the heart is' John McLeod. My twist on the episode The Prodigal. Meyla

Status: Being revised so future chapters are on hold, Currently 3 chapters long, 11,531 words.

Updated: 30/10/2009

Personal Comment: This story was swirling around in my head for a while til I finally wrote it down. Not sure what direction it's taking as of yet. Big fan of Meyla (Michael and Teyla) even though it's a twisted relationship. :D I'm debating whether to redo the first chapter...and suggestions?

The Woes of the Ascended (Stargate Atlantis):

As an Ascended Being, for Jael, interaction with the Lower Planes is forbidden. He agrees with this rule and often scorns his fellow Ascendants when they toe the line but what happens with Jael sees Teyla? What will he do to achieve eternal happiness?

Status: Pending, 1 chapter long, 3,171 words

Updated: 03/11/2009

Personal Comment: I wanted to do something surrounding the rules of the Ascended and of course I wanted to include my favourite character Teyla. :)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot


I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy


I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive


I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash


I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control


I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish


I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress


I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass


I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian


I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant


I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual


I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict


I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian


I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie


I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs


I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch (I'd like to clear up one thing, I don't have green skin, that's just for laughs.

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention



I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean


I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder


I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz


I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all


I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS


I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math


I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare


I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists


I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob


I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic


I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend


I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy


I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS


I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries


I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports


I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time (Who came up with that?!)


I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi


I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek


I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious


I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser


I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals


I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible


I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay


I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals


I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life


I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention


I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too



I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist


I love to READ, so I MUST be a nerd


I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life


I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try


I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans


I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature


I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet


I live in Montana, so I MUST be in Canada.

I live in AUSTRALIA, so I MUST ride a kangaroo to work.

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. I want to congratulate whoever originally started this, because it has spread a lot! Copy and paste this into your profile if you hate stereotypes, too!

This something I've picked up from the internet. It's a Mary-Sue test for all those who want to try it. (It's long but strangely addictive -laughs evilly-)

http://www.springhole.net/quizzes/marysue.htm#Part3

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.