| miikkuli |
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Hi! I'm: almost 19 years old finnish girl. I love angst, humor, adventure and slash/yaoi. Devianart site in http://miikkuli.deviantart.com/ If you want to see it, but can't go through the link you can go to Deviantart and write in the search panel by:miikkuli. :) FictionPress site with the same name, (miikkuli). I have two stories there one poem written in english, "If I lost my sight...", and one short story written in finnish and in english, "Parisuhteita ja niiden ratkaisuja" and "Relatinships and their conclusions". The summary in finnish: "Satu haluaa tappaa miehensä, mutta kotiin tultuaan yllättyykin miehensä tehtyä hänelle romanttisen illallisen. Kuka lopulta voittaa illan päätteeksi Satu vai hänen miehensä?" and in english:"Sally is going to kill her husband, but when she gets home he has a surprise for her. Who is going to win at the end?- My best story! I got 9 /10 for it from my teacher! There's murder, twists and good writing!" My favourite series/movies: Dexter, Monk, Harry Potter, Hot Fuzz, Perfume the story of a murderer, Spiderman, Heroes, Danny Phantom, Invader Zim, Star Wars, Kyle XY, John Doe, Life on Mars. DEXTER ROCKS!! My favourite anime/manga: Death Note, Code Geass, Eyeshield 21, Naruto, Bleach, Girls' Saurus, Hikaru no Go, Full Metal Alchemist, DNAngel. Stories that, in my opinion, are the best ones around (graded from +1 till +5): Roschach's Blot's hilarious Harry Potter fic Make A Wish, where Harry takes a vacation and unknowingly becomes a legend. +4 xRJLupinx's funny Harry Potter fic The Marauders and The Prisoner of Azkaban, where James, Sirius, Remus and Peter find a book called Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban. +3 Celebony's amazingly angsty Harry Potter fic Recnac Transfaerso, which tells about Harry with lots of secrets, like abuse and cancer. +4 shadowarwen's angsty Harry Potter Severitus Somewhere I Belong where Harry spends his summer holiday with Snape and other sadistic people and where Snape wants to adopt Harry. +3 Hope Roy's very angsty story about Smallville (Lex/Clark, noncon) which starts from Art of War. +5 LQ Aredhel's Scrubs fic Raising a hand, which is wonderfully angsty and tells believably how JD gets taken advantage of by a dangerous guy. +4 Ezan's incredible Death Note fic True Elision which is undoubtedly one of the most beautifully written fanfics I have ever seen. The story starts where the manga and anime end and where Light goes through many trials that have been described with amazing detail. +5 esama's angsty and beautiful Hikaru no Go fic Watch and Learn, where Hikaru travels back in time and makes sure that Sai will be happy and remembered, neglecting himself at the same time. +5 Sinnatious' angsty and suspenseful Hikaru no Go fic Caught In A Ladder, where Ogata's obsession with Hikaru's secret has horrible consequences. +4 pearl89's angsty and long Danny Phantom fic Checkmate, where Vlad actually succeeds in blackmailing Danny to come with him. +3 Midnight Blue's story Mirror of Maybe (Harry Potter/Severus Snape) which isn't in fanfiction.net.(At least I don't think so). Harry disappears into "an alternate universe" for almost twenty years and when he comes back only minutes have gone by, so Harry decides to change everything that happened in the mirror by taking a secret identity. +5 The best Harry Potter time travel stories in my communnity!! Favourite Harry Potter pairings: Harry/Severus 10/10 Harry/Voldemort 9/10 Harry/Draco 9/10 Harry/Sirius or Remus 8/10 Sirius/Remus 7/10 Harry/any Weasley boy 8/10 Submissive Harry/dominant man or a boy If you have something IMPORTANT to say, you may e-mail me in miia.hillila@yahoo.com. EVERYTHING BELOW IS COPIED FROM ITZIKA'S PROFILE! (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1121264/Itzika) Controversial Issues(which I disagree with): 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage And now we're done being serious... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Itzika, Miikkuli 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. (\ _ /) Copied from Mugglenet.Com 123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse or Generally Scare Lord Voldemort Sure-fire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Crucio'd round the block and back again Started by Amanda Lack (stars_planets_clocks), and added to by countless others 1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?' 2. Laugh at him. 3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...' 4. Knit him things. Really hideous things. 5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month. 6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows. 7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess. 8. Dance the Funky Chicken. 9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath. 10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again. 11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him. 12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night. 13. Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.' 14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?' 15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his. 16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals. 17. Be cheerful. 18. When he tries to impress you with his powers, say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!' 19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ. 20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.' 21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.' 22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? What's that - a washing detergent?' 23. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out gold stars. 24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps. 25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. poof there poof gone poof there... 26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one? 27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you. 28. 'Did you even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?' 29. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices. 30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly. 31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll. 32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little heart here, O Dark One' whenever he starts to talk of what caused him to become who he is. 33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!' 34. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling. 35. Mock his choice of Quirrell as a 'host.' 36. Tell you think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways.' 37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head. 38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions, 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you thought you were helping! 39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger. 40. Buy him a stress ball. 41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph. 42. Call him Tommy-boy. 43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo. 44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes. 45. Say he 'looked better under the turban.' 46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some. 47. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'. 48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length. 49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away. 50. 'Imperio' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful.' 51. Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime you think he needs to make a 'grand entry.' 52. Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright colours and glitter. 53. Throw him a 'Carebears'-themed birthday party. 54. Tell him what Snape's really up to. 55. Politely exclaim now and again that you don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles. 56. Sing 'California Dreamin' at the top of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment.' 57. Should you ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your food and blow bubbles in your chocolate milk. 58. Ask him to dance a polka with you. 59. Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible. 60. Ask him if he's sure 'the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?' 61. Get him to play 'Twister' with you. 62. Tell him you know this great therapist in London... 63. Throw Tupperware parties. Insist he sit through them. 64. Tell him you've met plently of people more evil than he. 65. Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry. 66. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies. 67. Steal, snap and bury his wand. 68. Tell him Lucius did it. 69. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details. 70. Remind him that he isn't even really alive. 71. Write him a theme song. Start singing it whenever he is about to do or say something particularly clever and nasty. 72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause.' 73. Insist on reading him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling.' 74. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son. 75. When he's done something particularly nasty - cross your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do you really think Salazar would have approved of that?' 76. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of 'that sweet, innocent, cute little boy.' 77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him. 78. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy." 79. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is 'Aromatherapy.' 80. Begin any question you ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle. 81. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated by him. Treat him as you would an eccentric aquaintance. 82. Cuddle him at random moments. 83. Sign him up for Little-League. 84. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies. 85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly. 86. Tell him you think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.' 87. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world. 88. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter or Dumbledore. 89. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice. 90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements. 91. Write sonnets for him. 92. Insist he help you with the newspaper crossword every morning. 93. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant. 94. Tell people he's 'really just a big softie.' 95. Psychoanalyze him. Conclude that he is 'mildy depressed' and 'a bit of a control-freak.' 96. Mock his baldness. 97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments') 98. Get him drunk. 99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.' 100. Let him catch you trying on Death Eater robes. 101. Be Harry Potter. Be alive. 102. As he's plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like 'Not gonna work, or 'stupid.' 103. Call him 'Champ' or 'Tiger.' Refer to yourself as 'Coach.' 104. Three words: Potter Puppet Pals. 105. Ask him where he gets his garlic-scented soap. 106. Ask him to dye Easter eggs with you. 107. ..at Christmas. 108. Make him dance in the rain with you. 109. Insist that this is to cleanse his soul. 110. "Accidentally" schedule him a him a haircut. 111. ..even though he's bald. 112. Be offended by everything he says. 113. When he gives you an order, stare at him blankly and drool. 114. Invite him to go streaking. 115. Kill Harry. 116. On the next Valentine's Day, decorate his lair. 117. ..make sure the decorations are pink and frilly. 118. Tell him that getting the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson was definitely a bad idea. 119. Paint his fingernails hot pink while he's sleeping, then place a permanent sticking charm on them so he can't remove the color. 120. Whenever you look at him cover your eyes with your hands and scream "IT BURNS!!" 121. Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful. 122. Trade his black robes in for pink pajamas. 123. Insist that it's opposite day and paint a lightning bolt on his forehead. And my addition... 124. Read this list to him out loud. Make sure to do all the voices, motions, and sound effects and to laugh at appropriate intervals. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. If you refuse to believe that the Harry Potter pairings revealed after the end of the series are true, copy and paste this into your profile. !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY HAIRED POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH! Normal by it's own definition does not exist. If you believe this, copy and paste in your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. | |||||||||||
1. Scratch below the surface reviewsHarry gets depressed and suicidal after Sirius dies. Snape finds him but doesn't comfort him. Angst. Humor. It's actually funnier than how I thought it would be.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-26-07 - Harry P. & Severus S.