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since: 04-27-07, id: 1263389, Profile Updated: 11-07-09
country: Brazil
Author has written 11 stories for Saint Seiya, X-Men, Harry Potter, and Kingdom Hearts.

Já xiliquei

E agora estou de volta.

Nick novo. Vida nova.

Me ache por aqui: Blog Meu - Meu Mico, Mico Meu

Ou por aqui: Palavra Gorfada

Ou ainda: juhnonato@gmail.com

;DD

Ainda amo vocês pessoas. Só odeio a mim mesma.

Projetos publicados, completos ou não:

Clichê: Saint Seiya. 3 capítulos e um Epílogo. Críticas. Comédia. Yaoi. Sexual. Kamus de aquário e Miro de escorpião.

Vozes: Saint Seiya. OneShot. Filosófica. Saga 'problemático' e Kanon de gêmeos. Música dos Engenheiros do Hawaií.

Projeto Like a Brother My Ass: Harry Potter. Pode ser atualizado ou não. Escrito para a seção Sirius~/Remus do fórum 6vassouras.

Maré: vencedor por WO do Challenge Kamus~/Miro 2008. Porque Miro era como o Mar. Poético. Sexual.

OhGOD!: X-Men. Surtado. Sem planos, ainda. Incompleto.

E mais por vir. Potencialmente para HP e Saint Seiya. Podem esperar. Estou voltando com força total.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (dont even go there.)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST beIm a VIRGIN so I MUST going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (wtf)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (not)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.(twisted sense of humor..)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.(no)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST feel responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHATI MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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1. OhGOD! » reviews
O Cheiro daquele cara. O Cheiro daquele cara era muito mais do que seus sentido hipersensíveis eram capazes de suportar. LoganXScott. Atenção: SLASH.
X-Men - Rated: M - Portuguese - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-24-09 - Published: 12-6-08 - Scott S./Cyclops & James H./Wolverine/Logan
2. a esperança na outra margem » reviews
Slash. Pinhão. Depressão. Pós Guerra. Surfando Karmas & DNA. Quantas vezes eu estive cara a cara com a pior metade? Na falta do que fazer, inventei a minha liberdade. / Entenda: eu não vou calar a boca, Potter. Eu não tenho 'pena' de você.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Portuguese - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-18-09 - Published: 11-4-09 - Harry P. & Draco M.
3. Pardon
Sora/Riku - Implied. Drabble. He was fogiven from the start.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Published: 11-11-09 - Sora & Riku
4. Perdão reviews
Sora/Riku - Implied. Drabble. Ele o perdoou desde o começo.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-11-09 - Sora & Riku
5. Crying reviews
Quando ele e Harry se beijaram pela primeira vez, ela chorava. Slash Potter/Malfoy - Learning to Cope. Chang POV. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-6-09 - Cho C. - Complete
6. Clichê » reviews
A vida era mesmo um clichê barato usado em um romance de quinta. Miro de Escorpião havia decidido - sem conseguir parar de pensar em quão clichê isso era - declarar-se ao seu amado. KamusXMiro. Yaoi.
Saint Seiya - Rated: M - Portuguese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,288 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 4-1-09 - Published: 1-6-09 - Camus & Milo
7. Vozes reviews
Se você ouvisse as vozes que ouço à noite acharia tudo o que eu faço natural. Kanon\Saga
Saint Seiya - Rated: M - Portuguese - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-30-08 - Saga & Kanon - Complete
8. Projeto Like a Brother my Ass reviews
Oneshot feito para o projeto Like a Brother my Ass da seção SiriusXRemus do Fórum 6Vassouras. Tema 22: 22 - Sirius Remus Walburga humilhando o lupino no Beco Diagonal ou outro lugar e Sirius o defendendo. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Portuguese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-30-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
9. Maré reviews
Challenge Kamus/Miro. Porque ele era o Mar.
Saint Seiya - Rated: M - Portuguese - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-30-08 - Camus & Milo - Complete
10. Aquarelle reviews
Distraído, Hagen passou a encarar o amigo, que não pareceu se importar com o fato. Pensou consigo mesmo que se Siegfried fosse uma pintura, com certeza seria uma aquarela. Yaoi. Siegfried e Hagen. Resposta ao Challenge de Pandora Amamiya.
Saint Seiya - Rated: T - Portuguese - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,402 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-12-08 - Complete
11. A Música da Noite reviews
3º Lugar no III Challenge MiroXKamus, como melhor Lemon. 'E assim seguiremos, até que o eterno nos engolfe com suas garras cruéis, e seremos, sim, eternos, meu Camus.' YaoiLemonAngstDrama MiroXKamus, ShakaXMu, ShakaXKamus. ONESHOT!
Saint Seiya - Rated: M - Portuguese - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,034 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-16-07 - Complete
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