Will I never in my life be able to eat an octopus that hasn't come from the ocean?

-God I freakin love Junjou Romantica

i noticed that people always put stuff about them in their profile... so ill put a little about me (your probably gonna get very little info out of reading this)

NAME:... it starts with an M yay for m!!

AGE: younger than 21 and older than 14 (these numbers were selected randomly... out of my mind)

PLACE OF RESIDENCE: I live in California (US). not southern its too hot down there. i live in the bay area (san francisco)

SCHOOL: i go to SHS. its very boring and very catholic. i hate it there. (you know except when theres teachers having sex w/ the kids and news reporters are waiting outside the gates to interview students,and half of the school is on E, then its interesting)

FAV ANIMES:Naruto, Gravitation, yu yu hakushou, loveless,JUNJOU ROMANTICA, and a couple other random ones i cant remember at this moment.

Ok now im officially bored with this (how can people always put so much stuff in their profiles??)

So, its now official.(pretty freakin much) The cannon pairing of Naruto is NARUSAKU. And i dont mind that much. only because it was pretty freakin intense how Sai was all like "Blah blah blah, this promise naruto has made to you is like a curse, sasuke causes naruto pain. But i think you do to!" And sakuras all crying and stuffs as she comes to a realization. So intense. Ive pretty much given up on cannon Sasunaru since Sasuke said it didn't matter if Naruto was stronger than him. yup. But if you really go into it could be SAINARU. Think about it! Sai stopped that chick from beating Naruto up. Sai is mad at Sakura for hurting Naruto. Hes obviously jealous of Sasuke, hes obssessed with narutos penis, hes gay (he wears shows his freakin middrift) SAI LOVES NARUTO!!111 Naruto will be a freakin BL Manga its the last thing I ever... read!

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Dudes

SPOILERSchapter 450 was so amazingly awesome i almost had a seizure. litterally. i had to read it twice. Uzumaki Naruto literally pwns everyone. i dont think Pien could have taken one of his own bodies out as fast as naruto did. and is it wierd that i like narutos new eyes/ eyelids. i think naruto shops at mac, where else could he find such a wonderful shade of orange. lmao. jk.

omgwtfbbq I CANT WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK!!

You are a Flaming Uke!

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Most compatible with: Chibi Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Opportunist Seme

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SPOILER!:Naruto Chapter 423

omg. i cant believe it. i am like seriously crying right now.

i was so scared that iruka was going to die... but when

kakashi saved himi didnt think...

THAT HE WOULD DIE!! later on.

wtf. why do all of narutos teachers have to die? is iruka next? :≥( (look its crying aaand it has a nose!)

6/19/08

WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! omg did anyone read chapter 405?? soooo sad. expecially when it shows all the parts with naruto and jiraiya. and the part where naruto cries. omgomgomgomg it was so sad i almost cried. but i cant wait to figure out what the message was.

6/12/08

I saw these shirts the other day that said "uke" and "seme" and the uke word and angel wings and the seme had bat wings. wouldnt those shirts be great for naruto and sasuke to wear? ive been thinking about it since i saw them. well actually i just remembered now and have been thinking about it for like... 3 minutes.

but still.

omgomgomg has anyone seen the cover of volume 42?? its adorable. its naruto leaning against jiraiyas back sleeping.

SPIOLER>> i cant believe jiraiyas dead...

5/6/08

omg... fav quote ever: dont be silly wrap that willy -elegentmess

check her storys out if your a suitable age, and like hawt man smex.

5/26/08

OMG ive been looking for this story everywhere but i cant find it. its like where narutos in college ( i think) and hes a virgin and so kiba and shika give his virginity to sasuke and i remember they do it 3 times before naruto finds out that its sasuke. i cant remember the name and i cant remember the the words in the summary and its pissing me off. and its not "everything comes at a price" or whatever that storys called. the sequel for that one is priceless tho. oh and in the story im talking about sasuke like sends naruto gifts and stuff...i think like they were roses or something. god i wish i could freakin remember

OMGOMGOMGOMG I FOUND IT!! its called bondage by ladywolfterri (also its different than my description.)

if anyone ever reads this and knows what im talking about can they tell me what the story is. ive been craving it and dont know what to do..

that reminds me. does anybody know this story (its an old one... actually the last ones an old one too) where like sasuke kills naruto and then narutos brought back to life by his sister and it turns out that kyuubi is really narutos spirit animal or something and his sister has one too but hes a wolf. and later they meet like this girl who makes him a sword or something but her spirit animal is a dragon i think... then all i remember is they go back to konoha but they go in disguise and theyre in a band or something. then people attack the village while theyre putting on a concert...

thats where i stopped reading... whats funny is that i read that story like 2 years ago (litterally) and still remember it so clearly, but i cant remember most fics that i read yesterday...

i didnt read any fics yesterday...

5-4-08

SPOILERS 4 SHIPPUDEN MOVIE

OMG just watched shippuden movie. i love how in the end (as in after the credits) naruto agrees to make babies with shion (was that her name... i cant remember) and didnt even know. it was hilarious. a lot of funny things happened, i just forgot what most of them were.

did anybody else notice priestess girl had really big boobs? how old was she supposed to be?

the ending was a lot different then i expected.i expected him to like "die" and then they have a funeral and then he walks in and be like "blah blah blah hokage blah blah blah"

and i really think naruto should have gone kyuubi on their asses.

does anybody else notice that in every naruto movie naruto makes some kind of special rasengan? well idk if it was special in the 3rd i just remember he was like carried by the dad guy.

i think i need an intervention from naruto. my addiction to it us prob why i have a D in spanish. yay summer skool.

2-01-08

i think this would be considered SPOILERS

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH omg i just read naruto 395 and it was so funny when naruto calls plant man "aloe-vera"

i couldn't sop laughing. it was the funniest think ive seen all day.

and then tobi gets all creepy like 4 panels later and its no longer funny

id just like to share that with the 2 people that will ever look at my profile.

ok something to say. i have multiple accounts on this site. well 2. but i use this account to review and criticise (sometimes if i have an idea for your story ill pm you with it..) so if someone says something about how they don't wanna hear criticism from someone who doesnt have a story up, i dont want to hear it.the reason i use separate accounts is because i dont want hear something like "well your storys suck" "why are you telling me this when in your story when blah blah blah." either. this is just the way i want to do it. the only reason i would post a story on here is if i wanted to try a different style of writing or something. i dont really see that happening.

anyways... youll most likely see my reviews for fics for Naruto. but sometimes i like to read Gravitation, Scrubs, Loveless, Twilight, or maybe something completely random.

i am really obsessed with Naruto . like i think its unhealthy... i need an intervention. though i would probably kill myself.

i am a yaoi fangirl. though i can sometimes live with non yaoi pairings. if its a really good fic.

umm thats all i have to say (im just too lazy to type anymore.)

kawaii