Alright, my profile has been 'under construction' for a long time now. I think it's time I actually put something! Let's start out with the basics.

Pen Name: I go by several. IPO is one of them. I also have Stormy Raine, caramelspooj, Fay, Karakal. I'll add more later if I think of them.

Age: I find, sadly enough, that most people will judge a writer in a negative light based on age. Therefore; I will not tell you.

Likes: I'm here for teh sexz and teh reviews. I don't mind fluffy or funny stories, but yeah, mostly here for those two things.

Dislikes: Idiots. Sadly, this is a large chunk of the population on this site.

Pet Peeves: u instead of you and ur instead of you're/your. I can handle text talk EXCEPT those two. So try to avoid it?

WHO AM I?

I'm a writer, but more recently I'm being a beta reader. Currently I have nothing to beta at the moment, so if you have a request, send her right in!

Current Fandoms: Pokemon, Danny Phantom, Fruits Basket, Trigun, YuGiOh, Death Note, The Matrix, Invader Zim, One Piece, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, A.I, FullMetal Alchemist, The Dark Knight, House, CSI, NCIS, Yu Yu Hakusho, others...

Welcome to my profile! :D

WARNING!

MOST STORIES UNDER MY NAME ARE IDEOLOGICALLY SENSITIVE MATERIAL!

If you read my stories, you may have to face things such as child abuse, sexual encounters, domestic abuse, rape, and fetishes!

IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE TOPICS MATURELY, I SUGGEST NOT READING MY FANFICS.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: I-P-O

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and a girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"