Hello all who let me grace your presence by reading my bio I'm LadyWolfRider and would love if you would check out my Deviant Art the link is my home page if you have time and once I have stories up for you to read them thats about it for now.

About me:

Name- you can call me by user-name or if you like by Rowan or as the Braided Menace...don't ask.

Sex- female

Eyes-amber brown though I wish I had green sigh

Hair- sometimes it looks brown others dirty blond or brown with lots of blond and red highlights and all natural too, the style is cut short around my chin and very wavy and pooffy plus I always have a braid in the front...

Likes- yaoi or slash, books, reading fantesy, writing, singing, drawing, fanfiction, and many other things...

Dislikes- ummmm oh mean people, homophobes, fish (only to eat they can be petty), garlic, ... theirs more but I can't think of them...?? o well

Well that's me... I think the crazy person... human? that is me is very hard to puy down with words so that's it for now.

Harry Potter: Loved or Liked Pairings

Harry/Severus

Harry/Draco

Harry/Tom Riddle or Voldemort

Harry/Remus

Harry/Boy Blaise

Harry/Twins

Harry/Bill or Charlie

Harry/Ron ( Yeah I know this is in dislike too, but there are a few exceptions to the rule that I will read.)

Harry/?? I am open to many pairings if they are well written I have even read a Harry Lucius and it made me go squeeeee!!

Sirius/Remus

Harry/Remus/Severus

Severus/Remus

Severus/Lucius

Lucius/Arthur as a side pairing

Harry Potter: Hated Pairings

Harry/Ginny ewwww

Harry/Dumbles

Harry/Ron

Harry/ and most canon girls (Hermione is okay)

Severus/Sirius

Dumbles/anyone

Remus/Tonks I like Tonks but not if she steals my wolf!!

Crossover Pairings:

Harry/Chris (Charmed)

Harry/Kurama ( Yu Yu Hakusho)

Harry/Legolus ( LotR)

Harry/Logan ( X-Men)

Harry/Xander (Buffy)

Once more I am open to a lot!!

Other Pairings I Love!!

Spander (Spike/Xander) BtVS

Naruto/ Sasuke, Itachi, Shikamaru, Shino... you know I love pretty much everyone with the little Naruto...'

Janto(Jack/Ianto) Torchwood

Jack/Daniel Stargate

Kuro/Fai TRC

...I could keep going for a while but I'll spare you all.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Why are so many people disgusted by gays? They didn't choose to become a homosexual. And besides, there's nothing wrong with them. People say it's against the bible. No, it isn't. Gay prostitution is against the bible. People also say God wanted only men to marry women. God also wanted everyone to be happy. Be kind to thy neighbor. How exactly are you doing that? By beating the shit out of gays and humiliating them? Are we all the same here? No, we're not. So stop penalizing gays for not liking the opposite sex. People say that sex that doesn't reproduce is dead sex. Riiiiiiiight. And that is exactly why we're yelling at infertile women and sterile men to go to hell. People, if you're going to go on and on about why gays shouldn't be allowed to exist and whatever else you have to say, please have evidence to back your side up.

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

Things to Ponder

Can you cry under water?

Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

Can you read these correctly the first time?

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but! fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"

You lovers of the English language might enjoy this . .

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP ."

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?

We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost one fourth of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.

When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so... Time to shut UP...!

Oh...one more thing:

What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night? U-P

CALIFORNIA . .So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.2. You make over 300,000 and still can't afford a
house.3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people
carrying on a conversation in English.4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a
nose ring, and is named "Flower."5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.10. Gas costs 1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.11. The guy you see at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.13. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report
on every news station: "STORM WATCH."15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or
pagers.16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave
for work an hour early to avoid all the
weather-related accidents.17. HEY!! Is pot illegal??

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.19. The Terminator is your Governor.20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's
license. If you're here illegally, they want to give
you a driver's license.

I HATE LABELS

And I always will!!

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I read MANGA, so I MUST be a loser.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I like GAMES, ANIME and MANGA, so I MUST be childish.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

I'm a I like Kingdom Hearts, so I MUST fangirl(/fanboy) over Riku(/Kairi).

GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.

My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.

I'm a COSPLAYER, therefore I MUST love attention, being glomped, and sewing.

How to tell if you're a (good) writer...

1. If you constantly talk to yourself.

2. If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. I wonder why I talk to myself so much?)

3. If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word deliver could mean removing someones liver?)

4. If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!

5. If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

6. If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

7. If you know what writer's block is.

8. If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random, or full of critisism.

9. If, when replying to someone elses e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

10. If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
11. If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

12. If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

13. If you memorized your keyboard.

14. If people think you might have A.D.D.

15. If you think itd be cool to have A.D.D.

16. If you have a grudge against Mary-sue's...even though you wrote a story with one in the past.

17. If you know what a Mary-sue is.

18. If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no apparent reason.

19. If your friends dont even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

20. If you go crazy over simple spelling/ grammar errors.
21. If you don't like critisism, although you are a critic yourself.

22. If you tend to dream about your stories at night.

23. If you write stories based on your dreams.

24. If you can recite the alphabet backwards.

25. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

26. If you can type/ write fast. REALLY fast.

27. If you write 1000-word rough drafts for your story, then erase it and write something totally different for the final.

28. If you know basic writer terms (ex: beta-, canon, lemon...etc.)

29. If you know what 'etc' really means, and know the elongated written version of it...

30. And finally, the number one way to tell if youre a good writer: If you failed English 101.

The If you have evers...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. It is written that the nerds shall inherit the Earth. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy this and paste it on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have, in fact, argued with yourself and lost, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his damn cereal put this in your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes,cutieismynam,Xx-Bluefox-xX, SCprincessSC, nadia the demented one, The Real Hagrid 13, LadyWolfRider

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair back wards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all your cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)(A/N: True Dat)

If you think rap is the most God-awfullest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that HarryHermione shippers are delusional(especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. (A/N: Basically in the general face area.)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, LiveForInsanity, nadia the demented one, The Real Hagrid 13, LadyWolfRider

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, nadia the demented one, The Real Hagrid 13, LadyWolfRider

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are better things to do

Than sit around all day

Doing drugs and getting high

So many options

Read a book

Take a look

At what normal people do

Laugh with friends

Go to the mall

Just go outside

It is right down the hall.

So many things to do

And none damage you

Why be scarred for life

Why live with strife

Get out go outside

Live for the day

When you can look back

And say

I WAS DRUG FREE

That day.

this is my poem please refrain from stealing it if you wish to use it just ask and tell me why!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Things to Remember at Hogwarts

I will stop referring to showering as “Giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”

Polishing my wand is acceptable in the common room. “Polishing my wand” is not.

If a classmate falls asleep in the common room, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm

Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money making concept.

Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”

I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil or piranha.

I do not weigh the same as a duck.

Remus Lupin does not wear a flea collar.

I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.

It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.

I will not impersonate the Emeril in Potions class

Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.

I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.

I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.

I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The force”

Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists

If asked in class in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the matter in which one should answer.

Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for an indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.

A time turner is not a time capacitator, and therefore I should not install one in any muggle cars.

I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors

If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer then 15 seconds I am to assume I am not allowed to use it.

I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order just to see what happens

I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts; A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball

I will not cast the occasional Obliviate charm on Dumbledore even if it would be amusing.

I will not lock Gryffindors and Slytheryns in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.

I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.

I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytheryn quidditch matches.

Bringing fortune cookies to Divination does not count as extra credit.

I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy.

I will not charm the suits of armor to sing “Knights of the Round Table” at the Christmas feast.

I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

I will not dress as Voldemort for Halloween

I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

I will not sing “we’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the headmasters office.

I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then students yell Ni from various directions.

Quotes that I Love!!

you see their are so many quotes that I like it would take days to write them all so just know that I am a huge quote person!!

well until I post some of my stories that is all for now...

yours

LadyWolfRider

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