My name: Lost in a transdimensional vortex

Mymyspaceurl: myspace.com/darkbarkingferret

Don't even ask about the myspace thing. It's a thing between me and my friends. Hahaha. That's laughing. hmmmm.

My favorite book is 'The Outsiders' and that's the only kinds of fic that I write and possibly Harry Potter later on:) I am happy with that.

"Love me or hate me, its still an obsession. Love me or hate me, that is the question. If you love me then Thank you! If you hate me then fuck you!" --Lady Sovereign

I'm a totally cheerful person. You're gonna die today. See! Cheerful!

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Me and my friends have the wierdest games to play sometimes. Here's one you'll want to embaress your friends with.

Rules:

When someone sneezes the first person says bless you then a color. The next person then has to say a different color. This keeps going until a person either can't think of a color or repeats one. That person has to make orgasm sounds. It's a fun game!! Wierd but fun. You are welcome to print this or put it on your profile.

Quotes of interest:

"Life's a bitch, and then you die. Get used to it." --Unknown

"Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that." --Unknown

"I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not." --Unknown

"I'm not clumsy, I'm just accident prone." --Daniel Radcliffe.

"I sit, staring at the gray paint, slowly chipping away. Soon it would have to be repainted. I wonder if that’s what happens to people, too. They start to chip away, little by little, until finally, they’re too far gone and they just…disappear, replaced by someone new…wait, what?" --Harry in the fic Chasing the Forbidden

"I will beat you to a pulp with my maniacally intelligent words of sophistication, stabbing you again and again until you are but an inch away from the ever-doomful light that is death." --Unknown

"And yet all the time...I forgive that which remains unsaid...forget that which has been undone...and wonder why...why does this life condemn my misery? Thrive on my pain?" --Xkidrogue

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get hit by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Harry Potter and/or The Outsiders copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever run up the 'down' escalator or vice versa, copy and paste this into our profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninty-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with fitting in and being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into you profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crayzy Billie Joel Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, arnoldtehefemalepurplepygmypuff, BUBBLES93, Fred kissed George, xkidrogue, Skeledog lover.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the eight percent laughing your arse off.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie, or show, or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you think Snape is GOOD, copy this into your profile.

If you are a Jack Sparrow fan, copy this into your profile.

If you hate Paris Hilton, copy this into your profile.

If you think S.E.Hinton should become Queen, copy this into your profile.

If you think JK Rowling should become Queen, copy this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

Who's working anyway?

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are, Sitting on your butt,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

Favorite Pairings!!

The Outsiders Pairings!!

If you support Sodapop/Ponyboy, copy this into your profile!

If you support Darry/Ponyboy, copy this into your profile!

If you support Sodapop/Darry, copy this into your profile!

If you support Darry/Ponyboy/Sodapop, copy this into your profile!

If you support Johnny/Ponyboy, copy this into your profile!

If you support Two-Bit/Ponyboy copy this into your profile!

If you support Dallas/Ponyboy, copy this into your profile!

If you support Steve/Ponyboy, copy this into your profile!

If you support Sodapop/Steve, copy this into your profile!

If you support Sodapop/Dallas, copy this into your profile!

If you support Sodapop/Two-Bit, copy this into your profile!

If you support Sodapop/Johnny, copy this into your profile!

If you support Dallas/Johnny, copy this into your profile!

If you support Dallas/Two-Bit, copy this into your profile!

If you support Dallas/Darry, copy this into your profile!

If you support Dallas/Steve, copy this into your profile!

If you support Johnny/Two-Bit, copy this into your profile!

If you support Johnny/Steve, copy this into your profile!

If you support Johnny/Darry, copy this into your profile!

If you support Two-Bit/Steve, copy this into your profile!

If you support Two-Bit/Darry, copy this into your profile!

If you support Darry/Steve, copy this into your profile!

If you support the seven way gay orgy including the entire gang, copy this into your profile.

Oh well. My stories currently . . .

Mark's dad-- a OneShot about Mark from 'That Was Then This Is Now.' Sorry about the last name being wrong. I never heard about his last name before a review came in.

Alternate-- the name explains it. An alternate version to 'The Outsiders' Starts at the night at the park after Darry hit Pony:(

Survivin'-- Deleted Long Ago... sry, guys, it just stopped working...

Loving The Change-- A JohnnyXOC love story. It's cute . . . I think. Anyway . . . it's okay. There is a sequal coming out when it's over and ,depending on what happens in it, a prequal as well.

None The Wiser-- A complete (outsiders) slash. It's a whole lot of nonsense and slash. I suggest you read it if you like that sort of thing. Written when I had just started out with yaoi, so, of course, it's not very good.

Wizards Discover IM-- Harry Potter post! Just a posting of my girlfriend talking with two of our friends. She plays Pansy and Hermione while our friends play the others...

The Story Who's Title Must Not Be Named-- HP/Outsiders crossover! Not updated often. More of an extra hobby to keep the muses flowing... Don't count on updates.

Peace Will Find A Way-- Some little oneshot I couldn't wait to post. real interesting look into an Alternate outsiders. Different than Alternate but still worth reading!!

Johnny's Monologue-- A OneShot about the beating at Johnny's point of view. It's sad really but still worth reading. Gives information as to how he got that switchblade!

That Night-- An overview of why Soda and Darry seem so close. Tells about the night Curtis parents died; Hurt/Comfort

Not only do I have stories, but, my wonderful girlfriend and I also write stories together. On our account, Flaming Mud (search it, I don't have the link right now o.O) we have several very good stories on there, and, we try to update as often as possible.

Anyway, please read. I didn't write them so you could read this. Just scroll down . . . . scroll down. No! Not the back button!! . . . Brittney!!

a)slut

b)whore

c)slutty whore

d)all of the above

The answer is D!! Now read!! (No offence to anyone on the site named Brittney. It's a girl from my school.)